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https://youtu.be/xk9b1ZD6oyY My debut special will be out th..
https://youtu.be/xk9b1ZD6oyY My debut special will be out this Friday. Please click the link and subscribe. I’ll be doing a watch along at 10am PST If anyone fancies bunking off work to watch it
If you buy flat pack furniture and the instructions say it t..
If you buy flat pack furniture and the instructions say it takes 45 minutes to assemble you should probably take the next 3 days off work because that is a lie
2024-04-05 01:03:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt should be illegal to be allowed into a party if you refus..
It should be illegal to be allowed into a party if you refuse to ask someone a question when having small talk
2024-04-02 19:29:08 +0000 UTC View PostJason Statham has a very under-rated acting range. In some m..
Jason Statham has a very under-rated acting range. In some movies he kills 5000
people and in other movies he kills only 4000
Being in a relationship mainly consists of eating a meal wit..
Being in a relationship mainly consists of eating a meal with someone then as soon as you finish discussing what to have for the next meal
2024-03-26 23:44:25 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve no idea how much I expected a cobra to cost but I would..
I’ve no idea how much I expected a cobra to cost but I would have assumed it would be more than my air fryer
2024-03-25 19:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostLove how even when you get a 30% discount on Uber Eats the m..
Love how even when you get a 30% discount on Uber Eats the meal somehow comes to more than the original price
2024-03-21 02:22:53 +0000 UTC View PostIn your 20s: let’s get hammered! In your 30s: oh dear, I a..
In your 20s: let’s get hammered!
In your 30s: oh dear, I appear to have accidentally gotten hammered
Throwback to when I was in my 20s and my head was 3 times wi..
Throwback to when I was in my 20s and my head was 3 times wider than it is now
2024-03-13 16:55:28 +0000 UTC View PostI would give the Oscar to anyone who makes a movie that’s le..
I would give the Oscar to anyone who makes a movie that’s less than 2 1/2 hours long
2024-03-11 03:12:25 +0000 UTC View PostHas anyone seen a sexier fire station than this?
Has anyone seen a sexier fire station than this?
2024-03-02 22:30:23 +0000 UTC View PostI like how this year February is like “I know you all hate m..
I like how this year February is like “I know you all hate me but I’m still doing an extra day as an encore”
2024-02-27 04:20:29 +0000 UTC View PostMy album is out today. Links in my website www.chrismartinco..
My album is out today. Links in my website www.chrismartincomedy.com
2024-02-24 05:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn Carmel by the sea, it’s the most dog friendly city in Ame..
In Carmel by the sea, it’s the most dog friendly city in America but based on the prices the least human friendly city in America
2024-02-23 15:07:23 +0000 UTC View PostMakes me kinda wanna watch show jumping for the first time t..
Makes me kinda wanna watch show jumping for the first time though
2024-02-19 17:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostLos Angeles! Monday! New Jokes! Here We Go!
Los Angeles! Monday! New Jokes! Here We Go!
2024-02-16 06:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostAm I the only one who thinks everything is lining up beautif..
Am I the only one who thinks everything is lining up beautifully for next year’s HT show to be Sisqo singing The Thong Song?
2024-02-13 01:26:17 +0000 UTC View PostI would have just watched Usher rollerblading for the entire..
I would have just watched Usher rollerblading for the entirety of the game
2024-02-12 05:57:41 +0000 UTC View PostMOST AUSTRALIAN LAW EVER: LEGAL RIGHT TO JUST CHILL OUT MATE
MOST AUSTRALIAN LAW EVER: LEGAL RIGHT TO JUST CHILL OUT MATE
2024-02-08 15:28:28 +0000 UTC View Post