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2024-02-07 18:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post
chrismcomedy posts
Finally got round to changing a lightbulb I’ve been putting ..
Finally got round to changing a lightbulb I’ve been putting off for 3 months and now I feel like He-Man
2024-01-31 15:44:13 +0000 UTC View PostTrue love is getting undressed for bed in another room when ..
True love is getting undressed for bed in another room when your partner is asleep so you don’t wake them up
2024-01-31 06:51:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I die my family will inherit 9000 of these
When I die my family will inherit 9000 of these
2024-01-30 15:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Met a guy yesterday who shook my hand and said “I’m Donald… ..
Met a guy yesterday who shook my hand and said “I’m Donald… as in the duck” and can’t stop wondering if that’s how Trump introduces himself to people
2024-01-24 16:04:52 +0000 UTC View PostCurious, How much cash would I make for putting a picture of..
Curious, How much cash would I make for putting a picture of my feet up on here?
2024-01-18 16:44:46 +0000 UTC View PostTrip to the car wash went well…
Trip to the car wash went well…
2024-01-18 16:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostMost humiliating thing you can do? Park too far away from th..
Most humiliating thing you can do? Park too far away from the machine in a car park so you have to open your car door and a little bit get out to reach the ticket
2024-01-13 02:34:10 +0000 UTC View PostLot of people on here got sugar daddies. Personally I’d sett..
Lot of people on here got sugar daddies. Personally I’d settle for a stevia daddy
2024-01-11 14:54:14 +0000 UTC View PostSex is cool and whatever but have you ever dropped a joke in..
Sex is cool and whatever but have you ever dropped a joke in a group chat and had everyone hit the 😂 emoji on it?
2024-01-10 15:38:37 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so hungover my iPhone doesn’t recognise my face this mor..
I’m so hungover my iPhone doesn’t recognise my face this morning
2024-01-08 17:12:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhy Americans love British Love Island
Why Americans love British Love Island
2023-12-28 18:10:10 +0000 UTC View PostGot this present for my father in law so he can feel like a ..
Got this present for my father in law so he can feel like a sleazy businessman in a movie
2023-12-26 19:37:45 +0000 UTC View PostJust landed back in the U.K. can’t wait to show my parents t..
Just landed back in the U.K. can’t wait to show my parents the unusual requests I’ve been DM’d on here 😂
2023-12-23 14:36:34 +0000 UTC View PostReceived my first penis picture
Received my first penis picture
2023-12-14 19:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostI have an irrational hatred of anyone I see walking their do..
I have an irrational hatred of anyone I see walking their dog while holding a mug from their kitchen. How slowly you drinking that coffee?
2023-12-12 19:21:49 +0000 UTC View PostFull longer story about funniest/dumbest thing I’ve ever don..
Full longer story about funniest/dumbest thing I’ve ever done
2023-12-06 17:28:59 +0000 UTC View PostMy set from LMFAO is up! Here is the trailer! Full set and e..
My set from LMFAO is up! Here is the trailer! Full set and episode can be found here: https://of.tv/lmaof27
2023-12-05 00:19:19 +0000 UTC View Post