Jean shorts on the beach? Not my best decision... but hey, when in doubt, there’s always the skinny dipping option. 😏🌊
The real question is: Do I keep the shorts on and suffer, or embrace the freedom of the waves? Decisions, decisions... 😂
2024-12-11 08:38:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Just casually strolling down the street, shirtless in tight jeans, channeling my inner Terminator vibes.
In my mind: 'I’ll be back.'
Reality: Probably looking like I’m lost and can’t afford a shirt. 😂
Either way, the mission is simple—serve looks, find Sarah Connor, and hopefully an ice cream shop. 🕶️🔥
2024-12-05 04:50:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Bet you didn't know I could skate!
Look I'm no Tony Hawk, but this old boy doesn't do too bad
Had some confusion going down, so just gonna clear it all up
2024-11-28 10:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Wait... clothes?! Who dis? 🤔
I know, I know—you’re used to seeing me in way less (like way less), but hey, even I have to give my underwear a day off every now and then. Don’t worry, this fully-clothed situation is just temporary—I promise the usual programming of almost nakedness will return shortly. 😏
For now, let’s appreciate this rare moment of fabric
2024-11-27 11:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-11-26 00:17:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-11-25 05:50:54 +0000 UTC View PostGuys, I need your help, advice, recommendations.. please hit me below in the comments with your suggestions. Much appreciated
2024-11-21 09:52:30 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-11-18 09:53:44 +0000 UTC View Post
34 degrees in Melbourne today, so naturally, I had to report for duty at the beach. 🌞 Spent the afternoon patrolling the shorelines like a Baywatch lifeguard… minus the red swimsuit, but definitely with the same level of dramatic slow-motion vibes.
2024-11-16 10:55:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday, everyone! We made it through another week of pretending to be productive 😏 Time to trade in the work emails for weekend vibes. Cheers to a well-deserved break! 🎉 #FriYAY
What's everyone up to this weekend?
Just a quick ‘do these shorts look good? check… 😏 Trying to figure out if I’m bringing the heat in these, or if they’re just here for the lighting. (Don’t worry, left the shirt off for a full ‘fit assessment 😉) What do we think—yay or definitely yay?
2024-11-14 10:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, it finally happened—I’m actually wearing a shirt! Don’t be alarmed; it's just a little experiment 😏 But don’t get too used to it…
still keeping it casual from the waist down though
Fresh out of the shower and thinking... maybe I should just make this towel my new uniform.. thoughts?
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Good morning, everyone! ☀️
Starting the day by soaking up these golden rays and setting my intentions. There's something about that quiet morning sunlight that feels grounding and energizing all at once. It’s my moment to reconnect, breathe deeply, and get ready to take on whatever the day brings.
Here’s to fresh starts, positive vibes, and making the most of every little moment. Let's make it a good one x
2024-11-10 19:33:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Lifeguard on duty... or at least that’s my excuse for strutting around poolside with sunglasses on, giving everyone ‘the look’ 👀😎 Keeping an eye out for ahem safety reasons, of course! 🛟💦
2024-11-06 03:26:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A truly rare occurrence caught on camera..... me, wearing a shirt (well sort of) lol
2024-11-02 08:41:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, okay, because I'm a little underwear-sharing-photo Ho, I couldn't resist making this one public on the feed after a select few got the early preview in their inbox.
What can I say - sharing is caring right lol
Alright, real talk – has the whole Spartan vibe crossed into 'overdone' territory for Halloween? Or do I still have a shot at making this look epic this year? ⚔️🛡️ I mean, it’s classic, but I don't want to be that guy
2024-10-28 10:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Just me, the sun, and a little extra Vitamin D to your feed 😏☀️ Hope your day is looking as bright as my morning is
2024-10-26 19:41:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Woke up like this... sort of. 😏 Just casually soaking up the morning sun, accidentally flashing the abs because apparently, that’s what happens when you’re too lazy to fix your shirt. Not sure if I’m serving “effortlessly cool” or “forgot how to wear clothes properly,” but hey, here we are. 😎☀️
2024-10-23 22:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe biggest tip I can give anyone when it comes to getting abs.... it's not sexy, its not cutting edge, and its something most people don't want to hear, but.. it works
You're welcome
Current physique update...
and yes I 100% agree, the gym's posing room mirror looks like it hasn't been cleaned since it was first installed! lol
Just jamming with you, trying to hype myself up to get my ass out of this car and into the gym. Using you beautiful people as my motivation
2024-10-17 01:37:05 +0000 UTC View Post
No clothes, no worries, just me and these sheets. Letting it all hang out—literally 😜🔥
2024-08-30 02:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post