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I’m alive. New glasses, old tiddies.

I’m alive. New glasses, old tiddies.

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Proof of life. Not dead, just busy. Have some selfies. They’..

Proof of life. Not dead, just busy. Have some selfies. They’re the precursor to tiddies, usually.

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Halloween Costume! And no I didn’t coordinate my panties and..

Halloween Costume! And no I didn’t coordinate my panties and yes the chairs are far too small

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I’m a simple girl. I like fishnets, dive bars, a good old fa..

I’m a simple girl. I like fishnets, dive bars, a good old fashioned, and fried cheese.

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Baby’s First Music Show (since Covid) so have some selfies! ..

Baby’s First Music Show (since Covid) so have some selfies! Drinks and an evening with one of my fave bands? The best.

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Feeling like me again. Tiny kitchen goodies and possum shirt..

Feeling like me again. Tiny kitchen goodies and possum shirts are the best

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Have some face.

Have some face.

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Alive. But eh, life is busy and I can’t be sexy when I’m str..

Alive. But eh, life is busy and I can’t be sexy when I’m stressed. *sigh* but summer approaches and I’ll be naked more by default.

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Small dress and big bush

Small dress and big bush

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I’ve got some new lingerie! I’m sorry I’ve been quiet lately..

I’ve got some new lingerie! I’m sorry I’ve been quiet lately. But new stuff is coming, so thanks for sticking around 💖

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Deciding if I like using my new hair brush dryer thingy. Smo..

Deciding if I like using my new hair brush dryer thingy. Smooth and straight, so not bad?
Hair: Tamed
Tits: Wild & Free

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At least it’s still winter…

At least it’s still winter…

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Coming soon!

Coming soon!

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Tipsy & Jiggly

Tipsy & Jiggly

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I’m sorry, but tipsy me is full of bourbon and tacos so she ..

I’m sorry, but tipsy me is full of bourbon and tacos so she is just no good at making videos in bar bathrooms. Still jiggly though, so maybe this is okay anyway.

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Getting ready to head out for my merry little festivus.

Getting ready to head out for my merry little festivus.

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Selfie collection. Nights out, and quiet morning faces, my v..

Selfie collection. Nights out, and quiet morning faces, my very obvious love of chocolate covered cherries, my favorite bar eats, and my refusal to wear jackets no matter how cold it is so I have rosy little cheeks after early morning coffee breakfasts.

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Booster and new jammie pants. Are they a little snug? Yes. D..

Booster and new jammie pants. Are they a little snug? Yes. Do I want to lose any belly? No.

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Good Morning Tiddies

Good Morning Tiddies

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If you were curious about my Halloween costume.

If you were curious about my Halloween costume.

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After my seasonal depression (summer is the WORST. I am too ..

After my seasonal depression (summer is the WORST. I am too fat to be so hot and too pale for that much sun) I’m trying to jazz up my nest with a little autumn cleaning in my best maid outfit.

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I’ve never thought I looked good in yellow

I’ve never thought I looked good in yellow

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Placeholder Pic 💖

Placeholder Pic 💖

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Yo! So you know how behind I always am, but I finally checke..

Yo! So you know how behind I always am, but I finally checked out the creator email about the new rules for OF. My future post plans are unaffected. Also I’m too lazy to find a new home, so I’m just going to stay here making s’mores until this house has fully burned down.

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Back to the bar! I pregamed a little bit so I’m tipsy and my..

Back to the bar! I pregamed a little bit so I’m tipsy and my photo skills are no good but hey, butt in a new pink thong.

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Have some selfies because I have been too quiet here as I ha..

Have some selfies because I have been too quiet here as I have been very busy or sick with something again as per usual. I am sorry and I will apologize further with my butt later.

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Have you ever eaten yellow watermelon?

Have you ever eaten yellow watermelon?

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All the selfies! I was finally reunited with my beloved gay ..

All the selfies! I was finally reunited with my beloved gay bar’s bathroom after 15 months of no bars and friends. They painted the door otherwise my thong would have matched, ha

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Sage Green

Sage Green

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Someone got a little too much sun this week, but then again ..

Someone got a little too much sun this week, but then again my cheeks are usually rosy

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