Nothing fills the craving quite like a 2 am sausage
Nothing fills the craving quite like a 2 am sausage
2023-12-13 02:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Do you like my bum and boobs and face? Personally I hate my ..
Do you like my bum and boobs and face? Personally I hate my butt the least, it’s very comfy for sitting, though I don’t know if it’s more or less comfy than any other butt because it’s the only one I have ever had. What’s even the point of boobs? I mean I know what they’re for but most of most women’s lives are going to be spent not using them for that. What would you use my boobs for if you had them? Or my face? Or my butt? Love you?
2023-12-12 12:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostTech boy came over this evening, I snagged a couple of photo..
Tech boy came over this evening, I snagged a couple of photos of my butt before he got too energetic :3 I’m writing this with a pussy full of cum right now, sadly it all went watery before I could collect myself enough to take a picture of the cream pie. It’s been a while since TB came around and I guess he missed me because he was like an animal. A little bit of kissing and groping, the second his fingers tickled their way between my pussy lips and found me wet he just went feral. I was rolled face down and pinned under him while he dug his cock into me like a stinger. I could only moan into the pillow while he fucked all my thoughts away raw like a rabid caveman. He didn’t even ask me if I wanted his cum, just rammed home and pumped me full. It was all very exciting. It’s really nice to feel safe enough with someone that even when they go like that I feel comfortable enough to really enjoy it :3 Anyway, I went to therapy for the first time ever today. It was terrible but I think I wanna keep going, maybe I can be more normal or something, I don’t know. Love you <3
2023-12-05 20:10:20 +0000 UTC View PostI LOVE halloween. It’s a shame though because the main event..
I LOVE halloween. It’s a shame though because the main event of it all is trick or treating, which I’m honestly not a huge fan of. I’m just too anxious of a person to enjoy it much, what if I knock on a stranger’s door and they slip me poisoned sweeties, or even worse mention my appearance in any way, I would die!
Still, it only comes round once a year so I always do my best to give it a go. I stretched my catsuit round my curves and slipped on my fluffy ears, shoes and gloves then slipped into the darkness of the autumn evening. It didn’t take long at all to find a house with the porch light on, a British signal that halloweeners are welcome, so I pattered up to the door, knocked and waited. After painful seconds of waiting, the door creaked open. I put on my best kitty smile and called out loud and proud, “TRICK OR TREAT!”
“…You stupid HO HO HO, it’s the middle of fucking November!”, That voice, oh no, I opened my eyes to see the one I dread all year round.
“F-Father Christmas?!?”
“That’s Daddy Christmas to you!” The jolly giant roared as he dragged me consentually through the door way by my bra, tearing it off before pinning me against the wall by the head.
His house smelt like winter berries and his breath smelt like pungent Sherry, the hallway twinkled with flickering colours from a Christmas tree overburdened with lights and tinsel.
Santa gripped my rump with his holiday hands, gripping and plying a cheek so tight that the fabric of my catsuit burst open exposing my poor little pussy, already wet from the excitement. He slapped his fat Christmas Cock between my buttocks so they jiggled like a bowl of jelly. I peered over my shoulder, catching a glimpse of his merry member sliding down to my slit. It was thick and long, bulging with seasons greetings. His bellend was big and round, shining bright and red like Rudolf’s nose lighting the way to my chimney.
“My, my, my, you are a very naughty girl” Santa grumbled as his bauble discovered my pussy lips as wet as melted snow, “You’re definitely ready for a visit from Ol’ Saint Dick!”
His big hand tightly gripped my hair, the other my waist, and suddenly his festive phalice filled my fuck hole like seasonal depression.
“Mmm, Even though you’re on the naughty list, I’m still going to empty my sack under your tree”
Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas” begun to play and I was pounded to the rhythm. All through the house echoed wet beating slaps and moans of holiday cheer as Father Christmas Stirred my guts with his rock candy cock. My dreams of an extended spooky season were crushed as hard as my uterus between the wall and his Merry member.
“You’d be enjoying this if you had a family” Santa chortled before smashing my sopping slit at double time, every gouging thrust reminding me of the painful alienation of the season. I smiled and enjoyed it though, because that’s what everyone has to do.
Santa’s rhythm started to buckle and I felt his cock swelling harder inside me, He burst out in pleasured jolly laughter, “ HO HO HO I’M CUMMING! In 35 days! But also now!”, He started counting every thrust, 1, 2, 3, on and on till he reached 25. I groaned as, with a final grinding thrust and a Mighty “HO HO HO”, Chris Cringle’s Christmas cock creamed my quivering cunt. My legs gave way and I was suspended on Santa’s pulsing North Pole, pumping my womb with Christmas cheer until it ran down my thighs.
“I got you that gift, so you better be thankful” Father Christmas laughed unsheathing his still raging penis from my body
“Thankyou Daddy” I murmured, finally slumping to the floor
“Good Girl, now clean yourself up. I’ll be fucking you every day till the season is over so you better be happy about it”
“Yes Daddy” I replied. Maybe it won’t be as bad at last year?
Hope you enjoyed that. We don't have thanksgiving in England so after halloween the shops instantly fill with Christmas stock and every store in the country is legally obligated to play the same 5 Christmas Classic songs on a loop in a effort to pressure everyone into spending money. For me, it's just one more reason to stay indoors and wish for a long long sleep. Love you
Is it frustrating? They're such thin layers of fabric, you c..
Is it frustrating? They're such thin layers of fabric, you can practically see through them as it is. Yet they are in the way, obscuring the view of my private bits you earn for. You could so easily pull them aside or rip them ap- Wait, didn't I write this already? Yes, I did. It's more of the same, am I loosing my touch? Did I just not realise that I only uploaded half the photos I meant too last time? Or maybe I did it on purpose to further tease you. Maybe I want to keep you all feeling a little frustrated. Maybe I want that frustration to leak into your fantasies, turning them rougher, more punishing. Maybe I want you to grab the back of head by my hair, pull my ear to your mouth, whisper into my head that I'm a naughty little tease who needs to be taught the consequences, pulled to rags, throat, pussy and arse mercilessly stretched round a big hard problem I caused, left as cum filled mess weakly whimpering that I'm sorry for teasing... Who knows? :3 Love you
2023-11-18 12:14:08 +0000 UTC View PostIs it frustrating? They're such thin layers of fabric, you c..
Is it frustrating? They're such thin layers of fabric, you can practically see through them as it is. Yet they are in the way, obscuring the view of my private bits you earn for. You could so easily pull them aside or rip them apart, that weak old fabric, then I'd be all exposed. Shame :3 Love you
2023-11-13 23:46:56 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Little update on what I'm doing. I impulse bought a b..
Hello, Little update on what I'm doing. I impulse bought a box of Boglin trading cards. I saw them and in that moment I felt they would complete me, now I have them I really don't understand what the fuck is wrong with me. I'm also working on another animation, this one I'm actually gonna finish. Time to put everything I learned together and make something, got a little sample up there for those of you who actually get excited about my creations to gander at. It's going to be a cartoon with voice over, I'm dubbing it "Unfortunate John and the bike ride of Regrets" Oh and incase you saw my post and threads and are worried, Really clear I have no plans to quit doing OF, I just have no plans. I am a leaf in the wind, slowing rotting in the damp air, who knows where I will settle. I'll probably post my vagina and/or bum hole shortly :3 Love you
2023-11-09 20:42:37 +0000 UTC View PostOh dear, there's a squatter in your attic. She doesn't seem ..
Oh dear, there's a squatter in your attic. She doesn't seem to own any trousers either, how very inappropriate! She does have some very nice socks inside some very nice boots and a very cute plushy Bunny though, "How did you come to own such things?" You ask, "They were gifts from my wonderful fans" The trouser-less trespasser titters Well, you could gift her some trousers, but she doesn't have any on her wish list. She does have panties though, so you decide to rip hers off and fuck her till she's a hot mess, you know, so you have reason to buy her another pair. Thankyou so much, love you :3
2023-11-06 23:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostI’m gonna start with a big sorry for being so absent the las..
I’m gonna start with a big sorry for being so absent the last few weeks. ___ ___ _ __ _ __ _ _ / __|/ _ \| '__| '__| | | | \__ \ (_) | | | | | |_| | |___/\___/|_| |_| \__, | __/ | |___/ (Imagine the above is a big and beautiful ASCII "sorry") I hope you enjoyed my “illustrations” and stories but I know that’s not really what you’re here for. You may have seen me explain this on threads if you follow me there already but I basically never take breaks. I know that probably seems like a joke coming from me when even at the best of times I produce content at the speed of snail slime but it’s true. I am a genuinely very ill person and all the time I am in the state of “working” I am either pushing myself very hard to make something or I am mentally attacking and berating myself for not creating something. No resting in the evening or at weekends, always being mean to myself. My brain won’t let me relax or rest at any point unless I have used some *ahem* mental lubricants. I managed to take the odd week here and there at points where I was feeling very bad and I think I remember taking 2 weeks at the start of the year but this has been the longest actual break I’ve had since starting 2 years ago. I’ve had to learn the hard way that you can only patch so many holes in a boat before it needs to be pulled out of the water for a refit. For the month before my break I was at the point where just thinking about having to see myself in a photo or on video made me hide in my bed, which clashed with the terrible pressure compelling me to produce content or everyone will hate me and I’llbelettingeverybodydownohmygodTHEWORLDISGOINGTOEND so I wanted to sneak another week off in there but I ended up taking a few more. Manic Alice lasted about 3 hours. For what it’s worth, I feel so much better. Levels of consciousness I haven’t felt in months or years have returned to me and I took these photos for you without crying or even thinking about diving out the window once! I am very sad I missed halloween though, I may end up doing something late that’s Halloween-y anyway cos I LIVE BY MY OWN RULES!! So anyway, I am back, I am refreshed, I love you and I appreciate you all so much. I’m going to do my best to make it up to you all until I inevitably burn out again but hopefully it will be a long time until then :3
2023-11-02 18:26:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou don't know where you woke up but it certainly wasn't whe..
You don't know where you woke up but it certainly wasn't where you fell asleep. It's dark. So Very, Very dark. And it's hot too, hot as hell. Your throat is so dry, as if every drop of moisture had been replaced with a scoop of hot ash. Every breath scratches in your throat like nails on a chalk board. It's so itchy you would shove a toilet brush down your throat if you had one and if you could move. But you don't have a toilet brush. And you can't move. You can't turn your head or lift your arms. You can't even move your eyes or open your mouth. All you can do is stare up at me perched over you, fingering my soaked pussy mere inches from your face. You can smell me, sweet and floral musk, a ripe and ready cunt. The smell alone would have you rock hard, the view of me flicking the clit of my spread open slit right over your face aroused you almost enough to take your mind off the terrible, burning dryness in your throat. Almost. Drips of my syrupy cum drop wastefully on your cheeks and chin. My tight slit accepts my fingers and a trickle of juice, tinted rose in the unnatural light, flows onto your face just below your lower lip. It tickles and you can't itch it. I pull drenched fingers from my hole trailing a string of refreshment, a bubble of thick juice swells at my opening, "Thirsty?", the tone of my voice, as sweet as it is, tells you I will never come to you. You try so hard to move, every ounce of will, even boosted by ever growing desperation and frustration, you cannot. You want to grab me, pull me down so you can suck every drop of liquid from my ever-flowing snatch, You want to taste me, feel the softness of my thighs on your head and the tender embrace of my puffy pussy lips on your face. You want to have a drink to sooth your throat, your throat is SO DRY But you can't, and you lay there in frustration for the rest of time Love you :3
2023-10-19 19:19:36 +0000 UTC View PostI look like a person. I have legs to walk around and arms an..
I look like a person. I have legs to walk around and arms and hands to touch things, A face with a hole in it I can make sounds from and smooth, fair coloured skin under the clothing I can put on. All person-like elements that should allow me to slip in amongst you un-noticed. I act like one too sometimes, especially when real people are looking. The stuff inside isn't a person. The stuff inside can move this body in person-like ways but it doesn't always get it right, sometimes it makes the body stand out of the crowd accidentally. This is because the stuff inside struggles to restrain it's latent ability to be noticed. And once it's made you notice my body, it will lure you away. Then my insides will show themselves to you and you'll be devoured whole in a non-metaphorical way because I am in-fact a person eating alien from outer-space wearing a human skin suit :3 Just a heads up Love you <3
2023-10-06 09:40:41 +0000 UTC View PostOKAY FUCK BEING DEPRESSED I'M TOO MUCH OF A BAD BITCH FOR TH..
OKAY FUCK BEING DEPRESSED I'M TOO MUCH OF A BAD BITCH FOR THAT LETS GOOOOO YEAH MANIC PHASE I have been bed ridden for months, my muscles have degraded to wet tissue, walking is pain Time to work out like I never even stopped and wreck myself before I check myself because I have NO MIDDLE GROUND Daily walks because hiding inside is for old Alice and I am MANIC ALICE Writing another halloween porn video because it is the BEST TIME OF THE YEAR Punctuating like Donald Trump because COVFEFE YOU ONLY HAVE PROBLEMS IF YOU STOP TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM!! love you <3
2023-10-03 18:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostWell, to top everything off I am also experiencing my monthl..
Well, to top everything off I am also experiencing my monthly vampire attraction, admittedly it's probably contributed to how bad I have been feeling. It's cool though, don't you think? I have a body, a nice soft body, one that has eggs that periodically ripen. They're all in my tummy, nice and safe, dropping out one or possibly two at a time. Twins run in my family, isn't that cool? Sure would be a shame if someone came and found a way into my tummy and did rude, raunchy, reproductive things to my eggs I defiantly do not have a twin though and if I did, which I defiantly do not, I would be the non-evil one and 100% would not have the other twin locked in my attic, making them fill in online surveys to supplement my income. No way. I'm still very depressed and insane, love you <3
2023-10-02 22:32:57 +0000 UTC View PostI want to thank all of you who said such kind and supportive..
I want to thank all of you who said such kind and supportive things to me over the last week. I haven't responded to a lot of you but I liked reading them, they made me feel happy. I tried to draw an unusual, dirty scenario that a certain Fan put in my head a while ago but it ended up being a bit of a depressing processing my feelings thing instead. It has helped a little I think, I'm gonna share it with you but it's already kinda weird for me to look at myself so view at your own discretion. I'm probably still going to do the version I initially planned too, it will seemingly make a mockery of my own feelings but at least I'm the one doing it. Just a mentally ill girl drawing herself in group sex with no limbs, normal stuff :3 Anyway, I love you <3
2023-09-30 10:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostHere's an erotica which a special one of you has been commis..
Here's an erotica which a special one of you has been commissioning me to write, I won't name them unless they want me to but they were kind enough to let me share it with the rest of you! I hope you enjoy it, body swap erotica Here we are. By whatever means it happened, it doesn’t matter. We met, you and me, and we swapped bodies. I understand the two sides of this coin myself, the intensity of imposing your will and desires on someone, twisting and manipulating them, infecting their brain with filth and perversion until they become your willing plaything. It seems to be the order of things that the larger, physically able male takes that role easily while we little girls are left with the other side, the peace and pleasure of submission. I myself am fortunate enough to have experienced both, perhaps you have not been so lucky. Curiosity can be a dangerous thing. I wonder what you expected to see when you first opened your eyes in my body, how you would have imagined this encounter to proceed. How many times have you thought about what your partner was experiencing as you topped them before now? What your teeth felt like in their shoulder, what they experienced when your hand tightened round their neck or how it felt to be helplessly penetrated? As you open your eyes, the dysphoria of suddenly being a foot shorter leaves you dizzy. Everything is so much bigger than you were accustomed to, my relatively hulking new form is looking down on you excitedly. Holding up your soft, tiny little hands to inspect them, I reach out and snatch it. Suddenly the reality of the situation sinks in hard; The whole of your hand fits in the palm of mine, when you try to slip free of my grip your arms feel like noodles tugging on an anchor. You are small and weak now. A feeling of increasing vulnerability creeps into your chest. I am big and strong now. I cannot wait to fuck you up. A huge hand slips around the back of your head, through your hair, then effortlessly yanks you forwards into a wall of man-chest. It’s a surreal feeling, snuggling against someone so big. Your chest, weighed down with breasts, thumps with an intoxicating mix of anticipation, terror and excitement as another massive hand wraps around the small of your naked back, pressing your body ever tighter against me. You’re very aware of how you are stuck in my arms, there is an uncomfortable pressing of a rock hard cock into your tummy and you can’t do anything about it. The adrenaline starts to flow, you gasp for air and you remember you have a pussy now because you can feel it swelling in jealousy of your tummy. It’s another pleasant shock when my hand quickly sweeps down to your arse and lifts you off the floor like you weigh nothing. The intoxicating terror of feeling the floor drop away from your feet mixed with rapidly growing excitement, realising just how little control you now have over the situation. You find yourself pinned between my body and wall, suspended by thick fingers roughly fondling deeper and deeper between the cheeks of your soft buttocks. Another oversized hand slides under your chin to tilt your head back, your swollen lips parted by swallow panting are quickly pressed against mine and parted further by a fat tongue. You’re barraged with new sensations, overwhelming sensations. Struggling to take them all in, your body only grows more sensitive to each; rough stubble pressing into your face, slobbery tongue filling and fucking your mouth right to the back of your tongue, violating fingers creeping closer to your inexperienced privates, breasts squeezed between our bodies, frighteningly hard dick slowly grinding cool and sticky pre-cum against your lower tummy, girly whimpers muffled in your throat, hot aching pussy lips, bladder whooshing like you’re on a rollercoaster, bursting insecurity in your chest… You can’t handle this, it’s too much But you don’t have the agency to tap out any more I suck your tongue out of your mouth before releasing it to bite your slender neck. Fat fingers tease and pry open your pussy lips. Another new feeling, a sensitive part rapidly cooling in the air as your juices try to evaporate. Briefly wondering what you look like down there, you’re suddenly distracted by a deep grizzled voice rumbling in your ear like a bear growling down a rabbit hole. “I’m going to fuck you so hard”, The sentence, punctuated by a hard bite to your earlobe and my cock wetly slapping up between your legs, sends goosebumps thunder bolting down your body. “You’re going to cum so hard you’ll think you’ve died”, Fingers pull your pussy lips open wide as the bumps of my thick cock slide back over your sensitive clit. “And then I’m going to fuck you some more”, You’re breath gets stuck in your throat as you feel what you know is the head of my cock line up with your hole. “And you’re going to beg me for it, I want you to beg for this cock” You’re already rocking your hips in frustration before I finish the sentence, every part of your body is desperate for that fat cock to fill you and breed you like a good girl. Any stubborn part of your brain objecting is muffled by the frustrated girly whimpers you’re making while your slutty body tries to wriggle it’s way down onto the cock teasing your hole. “Beg” And how prettily you beg, you beg like you always wished your partners would beg for you, you’re ashamed and embarrassed by how honestly you plead for my cock, you beg like a perfect slut. Then my voice grumbles through your ear into your brain like a pleasuring tentacle, gifting you with the words you never knew how badly you wanted to hear, “Good Girl” If you were a dog your tail would be wagging. With a rough parting squeeze, one of the hands gripping your arse releases and drags two fingers through your dripping pussy lips. I lean back, briefly admire your lustful pout, then shove the same two fingers into your learning mouth. Reflexively you suck your own thick cream from my fingers, the fresh taste of your own cunt distracting you from my fingers pinching your tongue before they yank it out your mouth with an uncomfortable level of firmness. The sudden unexpected savagry snaps you out of your submission and you catch the sight of your blushing, shocked expression in the refection of my smirking eyes. It’s almost like you’re suspended in time, floating, a sudden moment of clarity, then you drop and any thoughts that were forming in that moment are crushed between your womb and my cock. It’s rather cruel of me really, I could have easily lowered you slowly, listened to your moan change in volume and pitch as you were assaulted by the new sensations of each inch of you being filled then stretched, let you collect yourself just a little while you figured out how to breath with a cock packing your organs together. Reassured you with a gentle kiss to the forehead, making sure you felt safe. But I don’t and the guttural moans you struggle to shriek into my chest harmonise with the wet, rapid slapping of my balls against your arse. Your mind is filled with explosions; trying and failing to comprehend the sensations pounding your guts through your cunt. Your eye’s are open but you can’t make sense of what you see, lights and moving objects blend with smell of sweat and the sound of my grunting. When your flailing hand grips my rippling muscles the sensation burns up your arm like a wild fire. The drips of sweat running down your torso feel like knives carving ecstasy. You feel packed so full then so unbearably empty, each moment in-between a retelling of the first insertion. My cock fucks you hard and fast, pulling out to the tip then slamming deep as my balls every thrust. You’re nothing but a hole for me to pleasure myself with. Your clit screams every time my groin slams into it, the quickly building pressure in your lower tummy is blended and mixed by my cock driving in and out, beating your g-spot and mashing your womb. Garbled nonsence gets stuck in your throat gripped firmly in my hand, you forget how to breathe, cute sounds are knocked free out your mouth as your lungs are squeezed between the wall and my body pounding you. Time and space are lost, it feels like my cock is fucking your brain and every punch inside your guts leaves you dumber and dumber. Pressure building, you dig you fingers hard into any part of me you can grab, eyes rolled back unable to breath, tongue stuck out like a anime slut, the pressure and pleasure ballooning inside your body so utterly unbearable, you can’t take it any more but I just keep fucking you and fucking you and the pressure grows and grows into a burning white sun of overwhelming sensation, roasting every nerve ending in your body, a screaming agony of ecstasy And then you burst. The longest, loudest moan blasts out of your mouth while a flood of girl cum squirts and splatters all over us. The pressure is gone but you’re suck at the peak of an intense orgasm. Imagine the feeling when you cum, right at the peak, and being stuck there. Trapped in that peak by my cock, relentlessly pounding you because you’re nothing more than a hole for my pleasure. You love it. You’re so lost in the haze of pleasure flooding your head that you don’t even notice my bucking hips get faster. But when the thickness of my cock increases and your poor little cunt is stretched tighter, your stultified brain can only weakly wrap your legs around my hips and beg me to fill you with cum. You don’t beg sweetly any more, you beg like you’re dangling over the edge of a chasm with your grip slipping. You beg like your life depends on it. I push your face against the wall with the palm of my hand to brace myself, you face is just another thing for me to grip, then I use you to finish myself off. In those final frantic seconds of lightening fast pounding, your little fuck hole is pounded numb. The cock inside you grows, each thrust hits harder, your g-spot ground on rougher, your cer*v*ix slammed on harder, your pussy stretched further and further and harder and harder until with one final savage upward swing of my hips I roar and bite your neck, your deepest parts are crushed into the head of my cock and blasted with pleasure as hot as magma driving you into a world shaking full body orgasm. Suddenly still, your quivering legs slide from my hips like melting butter. Sandwiched between the sweat covered wall and a grunting animal, feet dangling off the ground suspended by only my cock, you bask in the utter contentment of feeling my cum pump inside you. You’re surprised by how clearly you can feel it. Pump… pump… pump, your pussy twitches and milks with the same time, happily taking it all. Every jet is like an ice cold spear of intense pleasure run through you from your groin to the top of your head but you are too exhausted to react. You just focus on the warm happy feeling in your tummy as you twitch and spasm, thinking about how right it is that you’re full of fertile cum. Then I step back and you slop to the ground, crumped in a pathetic heap face down in puddle of your own cum. It’s a lot of cum, no wonder you’re so thirsty. “Catch your breath, then clean my cock. I’m fucking your arse next”
2023-09-28 18:22:54 +0000 UTC View PostOut for your typical evening stroll through my house, you sp..
Out for your typical evening stroll through my house, you spot something rather out of sorts. Why, could that be a silly little pigeon headed girl and her silly little two-pigeon-headed friend? You do a double take, what an unusual thing to see on your usual walk. She's definitely there, you're two half's of certain about that. You're only one half certain about the two headed one though, it's clearly just a model. She jerks her head and asks you politely, "COOOOOOOO" What a ponderously pigeon-like thing for a person to say, you think. You are nearly knocked back the profound vulgarness. You weren't expecting her to be so forward! You also weren't expecting to understand what she meant, being a person and not a pigeon yourself. "COOOOOOOOOO" Well after that, it would be rude not to. You begin the dance; puffing your chest and hopping sideways round her, you lower your head to your toes then dramatically jerk it up as high as you can over and over. You're rusty, she seems unimpressed...at first, but if your incompetence taught you anything it was how to never give up! You continue the dance and, with time, find your rhythm. Her unamused expression turns to curiosity then to pure lust, in a frantic flash the girl has discarded her dungarees and is inviting you into her nest. The two headed pigeon effigy glows and grows in power as you proceed, only a few more and the cull can begin. You have survived the curse of the pigeon, for now. Love you <3
2023-09-20 18:51:45 +0000 UTC View PostDo you struggle with impulsive thoughts of pilfering panties..
Do you struggle with impulsive thoughts of pilfering panties perfumed with pussy? Do you wish this text was longer? I did something on my tablet and now the keyboard is tiny tiny and it’s hard to write with, I’ve tried everything but it won’t get big any more. I even tried sucking it off but no joy. Anyway I forgot what I was saying. Here’s a JOI audio!
Love you!
I was playing with my animation software today because I wan..
I was playing with my animation software today because I wanted to be productive but also didn’t have it in me to get out of bed. I was making a bouncy ball because I like bouncy balls but the ball ended up being my head. I’m not exactly sure why when I draw it always ends up being perverted with perversion but it’s probably something to do with sexual trauma, oh well :3 This is way faster than hand drawing frames, which I guess is why every cartoon made in recent memory does it this way but it’s lacking that organic happy feeling, I dunno, maybe I’ll figure out how to do nicer stuff if I play some more if you’re wondering where the very long penis is disappearing, the void of depression inside me is endlessly hungry :3 love you <3
2023-09-11 22:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s too hot. I finally had enough of the heat, realised my ..
It’s too hot. I finally had enough of the heat, realised my wimpy fan wasn’t cutting it any more and searched Amazon for air conditioners. The prices were eye watering. Surely a simple heat pump didn’t need to cost so much? I broadened my search to the wider web and came across one for far cheaper, buying it without hesitation! Next time I’ll pay more attention I guess. This infernal machine is very dedicated to keeping me cool inside and out, Its been days now and I can’t for the life of me figure out how to turn it off
2023-09-09 13:59:34 +0000 UTC View PostWow! The final count is in on the poll from the last post an..
Wow! The final count is in on the poll from the last post and you got it, 0! PROBABLY! I'm gonna be honest I didn't didn't double check or anything and it's been a. few years since I did any maths but it's probably 0 :3 I'm so impressed with all you big brained boys (and a few girls) ! I had a whole load of funny things to say if you got it wrong but you didn't, amazing! now I only have boring things to say! Here's my vagina as promised. while you look at it you can think about doing some integration to find it's volume 🤓🥵😉😉😉
2023-09-07 21:40:44 +0000 UTC View PostI got a new dress. I don't remember buying it (and I have to..
I got a new dress. I don't remember buying it (and I have too much financial anxiety to go check how much it was in my bank statement) but I'm committed to telling myself it was a gift from someone; this way I can flaunt about in it completely guilt free :3 As nice as it looks, It's disturbingly uncomfortable. The arms are filled with itchy mesh stuff and my big boobas are constantly fidgeting themselves free like two puppys play fighting in a plastic bag. In order to keep myself at a bearable level of comfort, I had no choice but to forgo my pants. Yes, as un-lady like as it sounds, we're having a heatwave here right now and inflicting the humid constraint of thin cotton upon my delicate unmentionables was trifle too far, I should say! I could show you, I took pictures of it as proof, but you need to work for it :3 I decided that $5 for the sight of my vulva is too little of a cost, so you must also do MATHEMATICS!! Yes, I tantalise the body AND THE MIND So then, if you want to see up my dress, please collectively vote for the correct awnser to the following question: Which of these is a root of the second derivative of "(y^2).cos(x).sin(x)" ? A. π B. π/4 C. 0 You have 2 hours :3 Love you
2023-09-07 19:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis morning I awoke with a feeling of freshness I haven't f..
This morning I awoke with a feeling of freshness I haven't felt in what feels like an eternity. Maybe it's the sudden change of the weather to long overdue sunshine, perhaps it's just my allocated period of depression was due to end, possibly while trimming my hair last night I accidentally killed the trans-dimensional brain worm on my head, but I rose up smiling and eager to make full use of the day. Silly me. Like a scene from a low budget horror film, the universe flung a fuck-you missile through time and space and knocked my ankle out from under me. One second I was standing still then there was a horrible sound like someone threw a sock full of ground meat and broken glass against a plastic bin and I was on the floor in horrible pain. I didn't even get out my front door :3 Tech boy took me to the hospital where I waited 4 hours to be told it was nothing and to fuck off and that was my day. I will never dare to feel positive about a day again, it's just setting myself up for disappointment. Have some photos, if you zoom in on one of them you can see my swollen ankle. If you like that and you experience any swelling yourself as a result, that's quite a niche kink you have there, Sir :3 Love you
2023-09-05 19:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys Just a little update, I bought some ANIMATION SOFT..
Hey guys Just a little update, I bought some ANIMATION SOFTWARE so now I can make stuff move without having to draw it over and over. It does look quite shit but presumably that’s because I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m sure if figure it out in no time, move the bits, make the dicks. This period where I can’t bear to look at myself is rapidly turning into a learning animation arc, hope you’re enjoying this season despite the weird detour still horribly depressed, still want to remove all my skin, I love you for caring about me
2023-09-02 19:34:59 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys I'm having a really bad time right now. Happens ev..
Hey guys I'm having a really bad time right now. Happens every year this time. on the lead up to it I tell myself I will be fine and I'm in control but then, wham Another wasted summer Another wasted year of my life Another year without my Grandmother, the one person I had in my life who was good I'm depressed, I don't think I've ever been this depressed before, and I'm usually pretty depressed. On the 30th of august for the last 4 years my functionality as a person has dropped like I'm a tiny person desperately trying to throw myself to the bottom of a giant stair-case :( I don't want to do anything and I've been in bed for most of the last 2 weeks. I have been drawing though, I'm making a new animated short which is going to be way better than the last one. It's a metaphor for how I feel when I try to go to sleep every night, enjoy the teaser image, Also I did more ducks, If I can make myself think of a high whit thing to put under them I may put them on t-shirts or something one day when I can do things Well, I used all my willpower for the day writing all that, love you and I hope you feel better than I do :3
2023-08-31 23:37:58 +0000 UTC View PostI have not had a nice week :3 I thought I got really lucky, ..
I have not had a nice week :3 I thought I got really lucky, no wind this week! A first for the last FOREVER months! I was so excited to get out and record a video without the wind bad touching me all day, little did I know it was a trap. I was devoured by what I can only describe as a plague of mosquitoes. Never before in my life have I ever seen so many and they were so hungry for me, I got bitten so many times and I have very sensitive skin so i'm covered in huge red bulges so I look like Mr Blobby now. How am I supposed to get over my agoraphobia when outside continues to be so fucking awful! So anyway, I stayed inside and drew some stuff. It's not naughty, well one of them is, but they're new t-shirt designs with anti-social ducks. I'm quite pleased with them so I'll let you have a sneaky peak. Also I was practising my animation, it's not finished but I probably never will finish it but I think it's good. Making it very clear here that it is NOT a tentacle but is in-fact a very long human penis or a sex toy because tentacles are against the ToS. And because I am a plok-a-dot nightmare right now, here is another picture of my butt from earlier in the week. I'll get some fresh stuff when I look like a human being again and not a Dr Seuss character. Love you <3
2023-08-26 18:38:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s yet another completely mundane day. Some of my older fa..
It’s yet another completely mundane day. Some of my older fans may remember a time when I wrote blog posts pretty regularly, I thought I’d try getting back to that because it’s kinda fun reading back over them. A lot like a diary put on public display, which sounds horrifyingly invasive but considering I already post pictures of my naked body and sex stuff I may as well throw the rest of my privacy out there too. I think the reason I stopped doing that was because of days like this, empty days with nothing to share. I’m trying to come up with another t-shirt design but my hearts not really in it. I think professional people kinda force themselves to do this stuff even when they’re not feeling motivated or inspired, I’ve opted to spend my time complaining about it on the internet instead. If anyone has any suggestions, tell me please. Maybe something will inspire me! I did finish writing a new JOI to test out my new audio stuff with so that was productive! Now all I need is 10 minutes without planes flying over head, noisy cars idling or my neighbours having a loud conversation outside my window to overlap with me feeling mentally sturdy enough to get out of my bed and I can record it! That said, I know literally nothing about audio engineering and this is a professional set up so I expect it to not go to plan even when I get to recording because nothing in life is ever easy and the universe hates me. Oh and I think I’m going to write a tentacle sex story. This one will probably be a 3rd person one about a fictional character, which is new to me erotic writing wise. I’m envisioning a bored, powerful DnD esque adventurer who throws a load of personal protection on and willingly lets themselves be used by sexually deviant beasts… that is until she finishes and blows them up so she can get home. Could be a series? I dunno, I have’t even started it yet. Wow, this is a long bunch of text with nothing interesting in it. I started by saying it was a dull day, I didn’t realise just how ram packed with dullness it was till I wrote it all out. I hope you’re having more excitement than me, here is a butt to hopefully assist with that :3 Love you <3
2023-08-21 17:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostI have a menagerie of photographic tit-bits for your enjoyme..
I have a menagerie of photographic tit-bits for your enjoyment this evening :3 Firstly we have a photo of myself in which, as many of my instagram followers were keen to point out, I appear to have a big fat dong in my pants. It's not a dong, as you all probably know I do not own a big fat dong, it's just a funny trick of the light. Although I do sometimes wonder what having a big fat dong would be like, I doubt I could be trusted with one. Next we have my new audio set up, Thanks again to every one of you who tipped towards it :3 I will spoil your with some crazy high quality mouth noises in your ears as thanks! Following that, we have a screenshot I woke up with on my phone this morning after a particularly heavy night of special chocolate consumption. I don't know what this means but it's in the green so I guess I won? Next we have two delightful pictures of my groin area in my new, comfy pants. My ass is so comfy in them and I hope you like how it looks :3 That about sums up my day, I've mainly been doing a bunch of personal admin lately. I made a new, nice looking website and I've been organising all my online stuff so I don't think about murder anytime I have to log in to anything. All things to lubricate my life into a pleasant, smooth fucking rather than the dry and painful one it has been for every year prior. Love you, byeee <3
2023-08-20 20:06:07 +0000 UTC View PostTo my knowledge I have sent everything that has been paid fo..
To my knowledge I have sent everything that has been paid for to everyone who bought them. OF messenger is a bit shit so some may have fallen through the cracks, If you have paid for stuff and not gotten it, please comment here !! Love you <3
2023-08-20 11:04:33 +0000 UTC View PostPlease listen to this audio and comment your thoughts, it’s ..
Please listen to this audio and comment your thoughts, it’s very important to me you see. Thank you so, so much to everybody who kindly tipped me for me to purchase a nice ASMR microphone. It came today, and I am very excited to set it up and get it working soon! I’m going to write an erotic audio especially. :) love u
2023-08-19 14:46:13 +0000 UTC View PostThat's it folks, they're unpinned♥️ I should have anticipat..
That's it folks, they're unpinned♥️ I should have anticipated that there would be an absolute flood of purchases on the last day, but I didn't. It may take me me a day or two to send them off to everyone who paid but please rest assured that if you tipped for them before I took them down you definitely will get them sent to you in your messages soon 😅❤️ Huge thankyou to everyone who ever bought them, I hope you love them as much as I love you ♥️
2023-08-18 19:42:38 +0000 UTC View Post