Sometimes people see my thighs and comment things like "AWW ..
Added 2024-02-20 19:21:59 +0000 UTCSometimes people see my thighs and comment things like "AWW YEAH CRUSH MY HEAD" and as much as I would love to do that, my thighs have about the crushing power of a layered sponge cake. They're soft and fluffy like a pillow, perfect for sleeping on... or for that other thing assassins use pillows for. So spread them and consume at your own risk, because I may be an assassin LOVE YOU XOXO
