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"Why, What use would a Lord such as yourself have for humble milk-maid such as myself?"
2024-04-25 22:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post"Why, What use would a Lord such as yourself have for humble milk-maid such as myself?"
2024-04-25 22:30:35 +0000 UTC View PostAnother blog-y post. If you’ve been watching my shorts you have probably noticed I sound like gravely shit, I am still sick. It just won’t go away. I made myself get back to work because I need to and shit but it’s about as enjoyable as eating rocks. I tell ya, I’m getting awfully close to considering thinking about possibly seeing a doctor! I went out today, I saw the sun shining and thought “ I should go for a walk, just for me” . So out I went like a lamb to the slaughter. I had been fooled! It wasn’t warm and sunny, it was cold and windy and the clouds sprung their ambush the moment I was far enough away from home to considered heading back early. The bitter, biting wind blew straight through me, poisoning me with horrid cold! I couldn’t get warm after that, I’m like a old lady now, snuggling into bed shivering against a hot water bottle in mid spring :( In other news, I made a new friend! Her name is Carol and she’s very pretty but also very sad. I empathise with her quite a bit but, honestly, she does creep me out quite a lot. I invited her round and I don’t really know how to get her to leave, she mainly just stares at the ceiling in silence and I don’t want to leave her because that would be rude but also I’m a bit restless just sitting with her in silence. I also don’t have it in me to tell her she’s outstaying her welcome so I just have to wait until she decides to leave on her own… ahhhh Anyway, love you
2024-04-20 22:56:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello my lovely fans. It’s been a while since my last one of these but I’m super ill so I’m doing another blog post! WHAT A TREAT :3 But yeah, I decided I should take a week off because I was feeling a bit burnt out again, the fact I was in the midst of the worst shark time I can remember was defiantly a contributing factor. I’m getting much better at letting myself do that which is probably a good sign. But alas, I am ill with a bad, bad cold. Have been the last week. Honestly, whenever I get a bad cold now I just assume it’s covid, especially when it’s got weird side effect like this one defiantly has done. I won’t go into any detail because they are gross but they are defiantly not usual cold symptoms, anyway no-one care about covid anymore, it’s become just another bug that goes around, isn’t that weird? I had a great time reading all your naughty comments, more than a few good times actually. Some of you are very imaginative :3 I haven’t seen gotten through all of them yet, when my illness goes away I promise to lay in bed and scroll through them all with a vibe pressed against my clit in gratitude :3 They actually kinda inspired me to do some more naughty writing myself, it’s been a while since I did a longer story… If you have any scenarios to suggest I would love to read them. Please reference my butt and pussy for your own inspirational needs. Love you XOXO
2024-04-11 13:16:44 +0000 UTC View PostIt's shark time for me, It used to be shark week but I have something going on with my ovaries or something because now every month is like playing the hormone lottery featuring such wonderful prizes as: Water retention, bad skin, unending stomach cramps, very horny, migraines, the urge to eat whole uncooked potatoes, randomly fainting, sleeping for 18 hours but not really, and my personal favourite crying hysterically about literally everything. These prizes last anywhere from 3 days to 3 weeks, which is so FUN I LOVE BEING A WOMAN SO MUCH. I have consulted with other uterus owners and they tell me this isn't normal so I'm probably dying or something, oh well. Anyway, this time I apparently won the horny prize so please consult these pictures and write comments describing sexual acts you'd preform with me so I can read them and masturbate to them. Thank-you in advance :3 LOVE YOU XOXO
2024-04-04 00:32:52 +0000 UTC View PostIf I wear these tights without pants on my vulva bits get all squished out through the mesh. The pressure of my juicy butt is too much, it's like that scene in the walking dead where a hoard is pushing against a wire fence and the ones at the front get crushed through it.
2024-03-31 00:08:44 +0000 UTC View PostOOPS I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE SORRY (Content warning again, err, horror? probably avoid this one? ) 4 of 4 Probably wasn’t a good idea to buy a porn VHS from a shop that stocks monkey paw’s. Well, too late now. Mistake made. Frozen solid in terror, naked from the waist down in wanking position, a monster from your nightmares crawls unnaturally directly out of the TV set. Its eyes, like the void, stare back into yours, a bright pinprick of light beckons you like it were the afterlife. Its mouth, stuffed full with chaotically stacked needlelike fangs, grins wide and hungrily; caustic saliva drooling eagerly. Its body, pale and unnatural in motion, is surprisingly sexy. It twists and crunches closer. Claret stained claws leave a trail of red smears in your disgusting, cum stained carpet. Watching her approach feels like drowning, falling, helpless panic makes your muscles melt and your guts dissolve yet you cannot break your stare. Panic compels you to watch your doom approach and climb atop you. Her body is damp and cold like the air of a forgotten basement. Her face is inches from yours. The lights at the back of those unblinking eyes flickers. That maw of teeth slowly opens wide. “HELLO THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEX WITH ME?” THE SPOOKY GIRL ASKS. SUDDENLY YOU’RE NOT SCARED AT ALL AND COMPLETELY LEVEL HEADED. “WELL, ACTUALLY I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT VERY MUCH” YOU SAY “GREAT! LETS HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX RIGHT NOW!” SHE REPLIES She raises up like a looming shadow, staring down, mouth open. You’re just a helpless nothing about to be gobbled up. Those eyes flash, that’s it, this is your last moment; time stops and your life flashes before your eyes searching for any wisdom which could save you from being consumed. The best it can manage is to let you look away. Your eyes drop from the horrifying face of hungry teeth only to watch a different mouth, just as hungry, drop upon you. The damp flesh of her putrid cunt sucked the warmth out of you as if someone had just pushed you into an ice cold bath. You gasp and become aware of the burning in your lungs, when did you last breathe? Her insides are wriggling in a most disturbing way, like a condom full of cold baked beans. She rides you, there is no acceleration to her movement, she merely cracks and snaps her body at a constant speed up and down upon you. Her open mouthed face hangs in front of yours as if floating in place while the body behind it spasms and fucks you. The anxiety you felt rushes to your cock and to your shame you cum inside the revolting creature within only a few seconds. She stops in place completely and lets your cum pump into her, head slowly tilting almost as if it were happy. “WOULD YOU LIKE BACK TO MY HOUSE AND HAVE MORE SEX?” THE SPOOKY GIRL SAYS “I SURE WOULD, YES PLEASE!” YOU SAY “GREAT LET ME HELP YOU THROUGH THE TELLY, YOU JUST RELAX! LEAVE IT TO ME” SHE ANSWERED From between her teeth a long, vile tongue emerges to slither into your mouth in a haunted lovers kiss, you close your eyes. As briefly as a final heartbeat, a flashing flurry of skittering limbs drags you backwards through the TV. Down the well.
2024-03-28 22:38:57 +0000 UTC View PostSome people found the last one a little too much so Content warning! (Tentacles, hopelessness, orgasm denial and intrusive TOS compliance) 3 of 4 Slithering and sliding. The overwhelming volume of wet, silent tendrils flailing like twisted rubber bands dug into the girls eardrums like an unwelcome cock and she was dragged deeper into the abandoned laboratory. Ever more fleshy vines appeared to seize her limbs; their turgid, cease-less wriggling slathering her naked body in lukewarm slime which left her skin oversensitive and prickly. What had felt like hours of struggling and fighting to the girl had been only seconds in reality but in truth her fate was sealed the moment the first tentacle coiled around her ankle. A FATE WHICH WAS SEALED AND AGREED UPON WHEN SHE SIGNED A CONSENT FORM AND PAID A WHOLE £55 FOR AN HOUR AT THE “SIMULATED TENTACLE FUCK EXPERIENCE” AT THE VISITING COUNTY FAIR :3 With a thousand wet squelches she was pulled to the end of the road. Every inch of her body from the neck down felt constant stimulation from massed twisting and turning tendrils. The slime soaked into her supple skin turning the liquid in her viens hot, her breath quickened, her nipples grew hard, her pussy lips blushed and swelled. Her entire body felt as sensitive as an exposed clit and within seconds she was howling desperately on the edge of orgasm. The one spot of the poor girls body not being stimulated was, cruelly, her pussy. She bucked and shook her hips like a wild animal in vain hope that one of the thousand tendrils would slip inside her or slither round her clit but the sadistic mass denied her. Juices flowed so eagerly from her desperate slit that she could feel it trickling down her inner thigh, a tentacle swept it away then stuffed itself into her arsehole. Then another. Then another. The pressure inside her stomach was incomprehensible as the violating worms of SILICONE slipped deeper and deeper into her insides, flooding her guts with the same intoxicating slime that coated her skin and the girls poor mind couldn’t take it any more. Guttural sounds of a failing brain oozed out her mouth, she cried for something to fill her cunt yet only the rest of her body would ever be fucked. Time lost all meaning, the groaning was smothered, she felt tendrils tickling their way up from the back of her mouth. One griped around her tongue, another slid out to wrap possessively around her neck like a collar. She’d have wondered what her stomach looked like if she could but her completely overstimulated mind was consumed by the need to orgasm. A need that the tentacles would never allow her. At the very least she was spared ever acknowledging that, with several tendrils running all the way through her, escape was impossible. UNTIL THE HOUR SESSION WAS OVER THAT IS, HOUR WAS UP AND THE ROBOT, SILICONE TENTACLE TURNED OFF AND SHE LEFT AND WENT HOME TO MASTURBATE AS A SATISFIED CUSTOMER :3
2024-03-23 18:53:53 +0000 UTC View Post2 of 4 Those eyes, so fiery. Those breasts, so full. That throat, so wet and inviting. Such a wonderful view. In that dark and hostile room you sit calmly appreciating the piece of prime fuck-meat hanging from the harness. It looks frustrated, wriggling impatiently in it’s ropes. “What’s the hurry?” You tease, “I have nowhere else to be”. The mouth held wide open before you twitches and hacks, thick drool flows down and over the long and seductive tongue inside, dribbling out and pattering on the floor in a desperate attempt to keep itself moist. There’s increasing discomfort in those pleading eyes. You ignore the obvious desperation, the first moments are very important and need careful consideration. After all, She signed the consent form and you promised an experience. You only get to use them for the first time once. After that there’s precedent and it’s all a little less exciting. This needs to be done right. The start set’s the tone for the rest of time. Maybe a clinical approach? Pace around a bit? Throughly inspect every inch of soft flesh? Find the parts in most need of tenderising? Certainly a strong contender. Or an ironically kind beginning? Treat it with love and care, pour a little water in the mouth you’ve cruelly clamped open, “There, that’s better isn’t it?” Patronise that helpless toy while you ‘care’ for it. Touch it gently and lovingly however and wherever you please. Not bad at all. Then there’s full on sadism. The candle light makes those ever staring eyes look so beautiful. No doubt her back and arse would look beautiful drizzled in hot wax and spanked red. And those eyes, oh, how would they look after a few hours with a cunt stuffed full of vibes and clamps on every sensitive spot? It’s so hard to decide, you let out a long sigh. Your eyes are drawn to the back of that tight throat again and before you realise it you’re on your feet, squeezing your oversized cock into it. Both hands holding that pretty little face steady, hips thrusting, you resolve to just relax and see where your mood takes you. After-all, you’ve got no-were else to be.
2024-03-22 10:59:37 +0000 UTC View Post1 of 4 It was cold and windy outside again. After only a single blissful day of long overdue spring sunshine, the sky filled with smokey grey clouds and the sun was snuffed out. Frigid winds and damp, dingy air blew chills through anyone not depressed enough to stay indoors, which wasn’t many. Even the dandelions drooped in miserable mourning at the cruel and sudden return to winter-like weather. The pressure dropped and you felt awful. Your muscles and joins ached like you’d run a marathon, your eyes were hot and heavy and your head felt like it was full of fibreglass. Still, snuggled up in your warm bed with the sound of rain rattling on the windows, in your dim light of your overcast bedroom there was a ray of sunshine under the sheets with you. Her soft, naked body lay atop yours as snugly and securely as a weighted blanket. Cool skin, supple as silk, pressed gently like a spring breeze. Supple breasts settled on your chest, swelling and falling with each breath you take yet your sleepy eyes were transfixed by hers. It could have just been infatuation, a flood of hormones in your head brought on by her expression, but in that moment you could have sworn it was love, and as your heart thumped and swelled in your chest, something else swelled too. The gentle skin of her upper thighs tickled your cock as it rose, her thighs spread slightly to make space for it until it could kiss her wet and swollen cunt. The two of kept eye contact, one long and unbroken loving stare, minds and hearts connected while you placed a heavy hand on her shoulder then slid your bulging cock deep into her soaked fuck hole. It’s too much of a lazy day for moving, with her head snuggled lovingly into your shoulder and your frustrated dick buried snug and warm inside her cunt, you inhale the sent of her hair and plan to stay just that way till spring returns.
2024-03-21 14:57:36 +0000 UTC View PostI've been drawing quite a lot lately, I have the bug. the problem with that is that really shouldn't just draw all the time. I can happily draw some depraved stuff to share but it's gotta be the right level of depraved and sometimes I look at it and think "this needs some context" and then I have to write. Don't get me wrong, I love writing too, it's a great complimentary creative venture to drawing, however right now I want to DRAW, not write. Thusly I have some pictures I haven't posted because I'm waiting until my ADHD brain agrees with me that it is time to write now and not draw more, which it hasn't quite done yet. Also, I'm bummed because I did a 4th panel to my little BG3 comic I posted on instagram (The one where TAV pushes the girl party members into a pit of tentacles) and I realised there is no way I can post it here because it has so many tentacles and I don't think that the mods will let it slide even with "100% sex toy, honest!" scrawled on them. It's not amazing or anything, it's mostly just funny I think but I'm still miffed about it, I can't really think of anywhere it's possible to or worth sharing it on right now, I really gotta get my other fan page thing set up. I miss the sun. I love you XOXO
2024-03-20 21:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostThese photos make me think about dragons gobbling me up. In a kinky way, but still deadly. I'm not sure why I'm telling you this. Yes, I took all these photos and didn't realise I was wearing it inside-out. I have mental health problems in a not joke manner :3 Love YOU XOXO
2024-03-14 00:43:10 +0000 UTC View PostTech Boy came over Yesterday and I ended up sucking his dick. I really like Techboy's penis, It's a really good one. Good size, fits inside my lady parts perfectly. Not too big, gets me all full without being uncomfortable when the thrusting gets going hard. Also very fun to suck, more so because of how vocal he is and how powerless he is once his cock is in my hand. When the mood takes me I could happily spend hours sucking and licking and wanking and teasing, listening to his goofy groans while he quivers under me. I like to bring it to the edge when I can feel it swelling ever so slightly then let it rest for a bit, tease the sensitive head with my fingertips while it's all over stimulated. I like to poke my tongue in his penis hole too, Tech boy has an unusually wide one, and he makes the best sounds when I tongue fuck his dick pussy (or Dussy as I am coining it). I also like to purse my lips tight around the tip and sort of just bob my head on it while my tongue flicks and flatters all over. I know a lot of you are cut so you might not understand but the tip of a uncut mans penis is very sensitive, It's oh-so very fun to bully. I can just pop it in my mouth like a gob-stopper and make TB cum with just my tongue if I want, I've done that. It's EASY. Usually I don't edge him for that long though, I get a sore neck or I get bored but usually I just want the cum in my mouth and to hear the funny strained groaning, last night I did do it for a long time though and he was rather out of sorts afterwards. I started recording him because he was so out of it and it was funny. I also post this as a warning, look at this man. See what I did to him? This was a mere fraction of my dick-sucking power! Don't fuck with me or I will suck your dick till you brain melts and it might be permanent!! Love you XOXO
2024-03-08 00:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’ve ever ordered domino’s pizza in the uk, you may have met Dom the pizza tracker. He’s a very cringy character who spouts memes that were eyerollingly bad 10 years ago and frustratingly unhelpfully “tracks” the progress of your pizza. Anyway, I ordered a pizza a couple weeks ago and wondered if there was any porn of Dom, as you do, and when I couldn’t find any I realised I had just been given purpose. It was enough to break me out of the drawing funk I’ve fallen into after onlyfans removed some my drawings. So behold! The hentai no one asked for! 8 pages of full colour time wasted! With added enjoyment bubbles for OF moderation purposes! Love you xoxo
2024-03-04 18:10:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhanna shower together? I’m already a bit wet, but that won’t be a problem, right?
2024-03-04 01:39:32 +0000 UTC View PostDo you see this butt? I know a lot of you think this butt is pretty neat; Several of you have described it in many colourful and flattering ways. Juicy, Giant, Tasty, sexy, I would describe it as inconvenient. Yes, there are many ways to enjoy a mighty arse but they are all rather niche. On a day to day basis it is a pain… in the arse you could say. It’s hard to find comfortable underwear. My waist is small and short, as are my legs, no trousers fit my romantically-shaped rump while fitting my other features. I get stuck while climbing through port-holes, Step-Brother finds me, it’s a nightmare. And I like to lay on my side. I do this a lot. Well, I have been having really really bad hip pain for a while now, so much so that my Agoraphobic and Iatrophobic butt was motivated to make that physiotherapist appointment I have been putting off for years. They told me my pelvis is pivoted to the side cause of all my old injuries and that’s why I am in horrible pain at all times. apparently it’s not too bad to fix, just a case of stretching out some muscles, but I can’t be comfortable I guess. Lying on my side is going to make it worse, my giant sexy butt is causing me terrible problems. So remember that while you enjoy looking at it, that I must suffer this biggus-buttus so you may enjoy it. Love you XOXO
2024-02-26 11:54:46 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes people see my thighs and comment things like "AWW YEAH CRUSH MY HEAD" and as much as I would love to do that, my thighs have about the crushing power of a layered sponge cake. They're soft and fluffy like a pillow, perfect for sleeping on... or for that other thing assassins use pillows for. So spread them and consume at your own risk, because I may be an assassin LOVE YOU XOXO
2024-02-20 19:21:59 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a perfectly unromantic valentines day. Alone again. Curses to the Saint who made a day solely to humiliate the lonely. Every year on the 15th of February you resolve yourself to never experience a Valentines day alone again; well, all but a year has passed since the last time and once again you’ve failed yourself. No, no adorable Cherub wielding love’s arrow will visit your masturbatorium this day. Yet, as you open your 43rd tab of pornography ready for a consolation wank, a teeny little tap tinkles on your window. You can hardly believe it, could this be Cupid beckoning you to your true love? Without hesitation you run to window, half erect cock flapping, to greet love’s messenger. It is… not quite what you expected; Around 12 inches tall, thick thighs, plump breasts, teasingly revealing strings of lingerie, Distinctly hyalopterous rather than angelic and a sneering bratty expression on its tiny face. You open the window before fully considering the nature of the creature outside; it blows through the window on a gust of spring scented late winter air. “HA LOOOOOOOSSEERRRRR!!!” How rude. This isn’t Cupid at all, “Who are you?” You ask “I’m Alice, I’m here to laugh at you for being all alone because I think that’s FUNNY. AHAHAHAHA” Your cheeks redden with emotions, what on earth is going on? “I flew aaaallll around the world feeling out the biggest pocket of patheticism I could find and it led me right here, isn’t that funny? I think it’s really funny” Hovering above your eye level, she stares you down with a devilish smirk. Her words, they hurt! Who does this pint sized pixie think she is? Barging in here with her tiny, sexy little body and mocking you half way through your wank. It’s outrageous! “Ahaha, Your penis is so small too, all gross and floppy and drippy like a decaying mushroom! AHAHAH No wonder you’re all ALONE AHAHA!” The wave of humiliation crashes against your ego and breaks into slowly building rage. Rage which blends with the residual hornyness from your unfinished gooning session. Red-inside-body-juice flows to both your cheeks and your cock as your hand darts out and grabs the little cunt out of the air. “Oh dear!” The little pixie squeaks, her eyes wide and staring, watching your other hand stroke your cock full of rage. Her torso is only about 7 inches long. She feels familiar gripped in your hand, exceptionally soft flesh supported by turgid bones, delicate yet sturdy. You can feel her heart vibrating and her chest heaving against your grip, her little face still regarding you with brattish distain. It shouldn’t be hard to break something so small. You hold her close to your mouth and growl, “Let’s see how ’small’ it is when it’s stuffed inside you”. “Ehehe, oh no, I’m swoooo scwared” she mocks in return, grinning in smug excitement. Obviously this is what she wanted all along, that doesn’t mean you’re going to be any less rough with her. You open your mouth and slather her with your lips, she tastes like the first flowers of spring. “EWW Yuc-“ She begins to protest before you fill her mouth with the tip of your tongue. Her body is pleasantly elastic, you enjoy the sensation of her flexible jaw squeezing down in a wimpy bite and the vibrations of her muffled whining as you suck her whole head into your mouth like a lolly pop. Her wings fan your face while her legs kick blindly. You close your teeth threateningly till they just press against either side of her neck, her arms beat pathetically on your face. Inside your mouth, her face is fucked by your fat, slimy tongue. Outside your mouth, you beat your rock hard cock with one hand and probe her nethers with the other. Despite the size of it, her pussy is so wet you can clearly feel the thick and cool gel though her panties on your finger tip. It makes you groan deeply, all manner of deranged sexual urges flooding your head. Her flailing weakens and you pull her from your mouth with a pop. The little Thing lays in your palm gasping for breath, exhausted yet still staring you down with antagonising distain. You’d probably feel sorry for it if there was space in your head. No, Sadly for her your head is filled to bursting with the need to gratify yourself. You can smell her groin, sweet as nectar. Before she catches her breath enough to goad you any further, you grip the fabric between her legs in your teeth, tear it away, then stuff your tongue into her honey pot. Sweet. Addictively sweet. Her bones bend and her pussy flesh stretches naturally around your tongue, maintaining a wonderfully tight grip while you explore the rainbow of fabulous flavours inside her juicy slit. She opens her mouth to make a sound but you grip a finger round her face to shut her up. She tastes so GOOD, you can’t have her shitty comments interrupting your feast. Your brain demands more of her naughty flavour, slowly she is sucked deeper into your mouth butt first, legs held up against her chest by another of your fingers. The farther into your mouth she’s pulled the farther inside her cunt you can taste; wriggling, twisting and lapping your tongue inside that grippy hole. Wanking your ever swelling cock as you go. Her body wrestles and tenses to no effect, harder and harder until a sudden spray of something so wonderful that it knocks the sense out of you fills your mouth. The taste of lightning in a summer storm, of campfires and company, of fresh-cut grass and blooming flowers, of your first kiss, your first orgasm. You’re practically knocked off your feet and by the time your eyes roll forward again, you realise the pixie is no longer in your mouth. You look down at the floor and find her laying limp, panic over. She looks so small and pathetic down there, all weak and helpless. You feel a little bad all of a sudden, maybe you shouldn’t have done that. The little pixie gathers itself a little, slowly raising on shaky little arms, “Aww, is that all you could manage?“ One hand gripped round her torso, another holding a slender leg open, you press the head of your cock against her oozing cunt then drive it in. It’s almost horrific watching her body distort as you pull her around your bulging cock. A band of tightness where her hips strain around you, almost locking you inside her as they pop tight once the ridge of your glans has stretched it’s way past. Then relative softness as you fill up to her navel, then her whole stomach. The final inch of cock presses the head of your cock under her ribs, which squeeze and massage your cock like wonderful little fingers. The Bratty Fleshlight groans in raising pitch until the last bit of air is pressed out of her. Finally she has nothing to say, just a pretty little cock sleeve. Right where it belongs. You return to your chair and open a 44th tab of porn, grip your brand new fleshlight and start pumping. The squeaks and moans It makes as you wank are very pleasant, It’s breasts are pleasant to pinch and squeeze as you fuck it and the juices which splatter from it as you slam your cock into it over and over, while messy, smell divine. The sensation, well, it’s magical. You pump your cock into that fucking little bitch for a couple of hours, edging yourself leisurely. By the time you decide to finish, the little pixie is a beautiful, garbling mess. You place her on the edge of your desk, pin her by the arms and legs, then fuck like a man who just edged for hours. Frenzied and frantic. Faster and faster and faster as that intense feeling builds and builds until you jet blast after blast after hot blast of cum into your toy. You cum so hard you’re not sure if it’s pleasurable or agonising. Her tummy swells like she’s pregnant, her eyes roll, not a drop of cum leaks through the iron grip her cunt has around you. Your mind is filled with white clouds. “Phew” You pull your softening cock out of the little figure just as the post orgasm clarity sinks in. Oh dear, what a mess. The Pixie is breathing shallow, face petrified into ecstasy, its stomach slowly relaxing to normal as the cum filling it drools onto the floor under your desk. Poor little thing, you feel increasingly guilty; all she did was say some nasty things, she didn’t deserve what you just put her through. Her mouth moves weakly, she murmurs something. You lean in closer to listen. “I- th..” Closer, poor little thing “-at.. I-“ God, how could you have done this? Leaning in closer still, “Is that it?” It mildly irritates you how those three words make your cock twitch back to life. Clearly she hasn’t learnt her lesson yet. Maybe another year of masturbation is what she needs. Love you XOXO
2024-02-14 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostI was playing Baldur's Gate 3 last night. You may have already gathered that I have a bit of a freaky pussy; she gets excited over the strangest things. Whenever I get a party wipe my mind starts imagining some very exciting bad ends for my poor self-insert avatar... Overrun and at the mercy of a disgusting goblin hoard, incapacitated and clothing dissolved by Ochre Jelly, Daddy Illithid gripping me in place as his tentacles wrap around my mind and... Ngg I'd love to share more details with you but a lot of themes in BG3 are un-agreeable with the ToS. I can show you what these dirty fantasies did to me however, I'm strongly considering opening myself up to another platform (I'm not going to abandon my OF page ) that has less restrictive rules for some of my more depraved creative ventures, maybe I'd do tamer, censored versions for here, I don't know, the point is that I am struggling to contain my freakiness and the fear of getting banned from OF is a shackle that is forming sores on my wrists. Also my goo tastes great, love you XOXO
2024-02-07 10:53:52 +0000 UTC View PostHere is my bum. It is a cold bum, the skin is all goosebumpy. My bum needs to be warmed up. If you were here, you could warm it for me. Place your big, warm hands on my cheeks and caress your body heat into them. Plying and pulling my soft bum flesh, sneaking a cheeky finger between to tickle my hole and send naughty shivers through my body. Yanking me back towards you by the hips when I playfully wriggle away. Calling me a naughty girl. Positioning my now warm and smooth bum over your lap so you can teach me a lesson. Spanking me till my skins all bumpy again and my pussy juice flows heavily enough to smear up to my ever so tight little butt-hole. Teasing, relaxing, probing, tasting, spreading then finger-fucking my arse using only my cum and your spit while I moan and plead. Driving more fingers deep between my red, hand print marked buttocks till I beg for your cock like a good girl. Pinning me face down under you, moans muffled into the pillow as your thick cock stretches my cum-lubed arse slowly open, then makes my insides accept every pulsating inch. Your hips smashing against my very warm, red, sore buttocks as you pound my arse till I squirt, pound my arse till you unload inside me, pound my arse until your cum runs out and down to my pussy. Pulling out and watching me finger your cum inside my aching cunt like a fuck brain little toy. Or you could just turn the space heater on, I guess. LOVE YOU XOXO
2024-01-31 14:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostTB came over and we made some shadow puppets together, It was quite fun :3 I'm not a great mood though. OF removed some of a my drawings for content violations :( I did an appeal and got them back but I'm feeling quite uneasy about the whole illustrations thing now, The level of stress and panic I experience when I see a warning message is just too much. I crumble and fall to pieces, I can't deal with it at all. So that puts me in a crappy situation, I love doing drawings of freaky stuff from my brain and it's quite fun trying to work within the ToS to some extent... but at the same time I get so destroyed any time I miss the mark and get content removed that I feel like it's kinda not worth risking it. I'm scared to post the next part of my adventure thing incase it gets removed, it sucks. What if I get banned? I would just be over if that happened. I've messaged support to see if they can reassure me, but past efforts at that have just come back with an unhelpful "Just read the ToS and you'll be fine", Illustrations are always partially up for interpretation for what they are showing so it can become a matter of opinion whether something has violated the ToS or not a lot of the time. Is it a carrot? or is it a novelty carrot dildo? They both look the same when you draw them, one is a content violation. I'm waiting to see what they have to say before I post any more stuff like that so fingers crossed that it is positive. Sorry about the moaning rant, I love you guys XOXO
2024-01-28 13:53:49 +0000 UTC View PostTell me; Are you a Worm or are you a Conquerer? Will you lay down before me, or make me lay? Will you beg for me step on you, or will you grip my ankles to open my legs? Will your cock throb with agonising pleasure as I tease it with my boots, or will you relish the expression I make as your cock stretches me full? Will you lick your own cum off my boots like a good little worm, or will you squeeze my neck while you dump your balls as deep inside me as is possible?
2024-01-23 22:45:26 +0000 UTC View PostThose of you who read my last post and can tell the day of the week may have noticed that I have failed at my self set task of completing the next part of the adventure by Monday. This is because I got carried away; 3 images is a reasonable number to complete quickly. The first post had 3 drawings, very reasonable. Well I just got too excited I guess and decided to do fucking 8 this time which was too much, and despite me promising myself a simplified art style I still want them to be neat and nice and stuff so it’s taking a long time. I’m going to post them on Thursday in whatever state I manage to get them too or before then if I go manic and finish them before then. We’re learning this together :3 Anyway, fishnets? Jokes about fish? I don’t even know it’s really late and my eyes hurt Love you
2024-01-16 22:25:24 +0000 UTC View PostI have bought a bunch of new stuff to pose in for you, also stuff just to be comfy in. These undies fall into the latter group mostly but they were the first things to arrive so I thought "Why not kneel about on the cold laminate in them?" I'm determined not to give in to the winter mental dip, I even tided my room and stuck all the decorative things that were falling off back up, it's nice in here again now! My room has been slowly becoming more and more like an abandoned building for the last few months so I'm happy I finally did something about that. My bones are on fire and my head is a pit of sleep but I am moving and stuff for now so thats good :3 Don't you think the last picture looks kinda like a cave? A tiny person could go exploring in it, not realising it's actually a warm and soft giant person then get sat on and ground into my pussy and butt. Mmm, Man having a tiny person would be so fun, I'd be such a terrible keeper but boy would it be fun. Shame they don't exist, this reminds me that I need to finish that cartoon I started! What else, Oh yeah I'm gonna do the next part of my adventure, I aim to do it weekly at least, Kinda want to give you guys chances to give your inputs so I'm not really sure how long to spend between updates. I hope I'll get into a rhythm with it and it will be good, I'm going to have the next bit done on Monday. I said it now so if it's not up on Monday I am a failure and that's confirmed. Sorry about the scattered post and stuff, Jan is TAX MONTH and I am frantic and panicked, I think I'm doing it all correct, I don't know, I hate January ;_; I LOVE YOU XOXO
2024-01-12 13:54:17 +0000 UTC View Post*COMMENTS LOCKED IN* I'm working on the next part now :3 I’m doing a new thing! I can’t do messages even nearly fast enough any more, so in a bid to interact with lots of you at once, let’s play a game! I have started a story here, with a little simplified Alice cartoon, she’s in a strange and mysterious plane of existence in my head. Poor little cartoon, my head is no pleasant place to be. She’s lost and totally clueless. Luckily for her, I decided to let her get some help from you guys! The way this is gonna work is, you comment things you would like to communicate to the protagonist, be that instructions, orders, information, even questions for her to answer or messages of support, whatever, or you like a comment that you would like to see sent to her. Then I will take the top liked comments and any that I personally like and I will write and draw her receiving, reacting and acting on those comments, Simple Well, I probably explained it really badly but I’m sure we will all figure it out as time goes on. Be kind to her, she has a hard journey ahead! Love you xoxo
2024-01-09 21:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, when I'm laying in bed, I am certain I can feel things writhing under my skin. Wriggling. Like my body is a mass of huge slimy worms packed into a human shaped sack. My brain is the only non-tainted organ left, kept safe for now by my skull yet resigned to process the terrible sensations of the crawling, ever growing number of revolting creatures bulging against the underside of my epidermis. So I get my phone and use the camera to check my skin. I've never seen any signs of the bulging or wriggling, can you see any? I guess the worms are in my brain after all... Anyway, LOVE YOU XOXO
2024-01-04 22:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here we are. The end of another year. A time for reflection, regrets and resolutions. A time for the best of intentions and a hopeful future. A time for firework induced panic attacks, but most of all, a time where the bloody nightmare that is the festive season is finally gone and I can start to relax a little. It's kind of insane to compare myself now to myself a year ago, in fact I feel genuine dysphoria reflecting that far into the past. I do not know that person any more, yet they were me. I've changed so much, in many ways I've come a long way; I've grown my page, learned new skills, made some friends, started getting help for my trauma. In other ways though, I'm way worse off. My actual ability to function day to day is not great, I see myself doing things in old tiktok videos that the thought of doing now makes me physically sick, like talking to strangers. I don't know if I've gotten worse mentally or if I'm just kinder to myself so I don't force so much upon myself... but I'm definitely less out there now. I think I am more stable, less ups and downs, but I am so aware of how much I struggle and I still constantly shame myself for it. It's so frustrating, there's so much I want to do but I just can't. My brain won't let me. So that is want I am resolved to fix in the new year! I AM GOING TO GET BETTER!! I'm sick of lying in bed faced away from my window trying to ignore the life I am missing, I want to live! I want to thank every one of you, I want to thank anyone who's ever subbed really but those of you who are here now will have to do, THANK YOU I love you all and I'm where and who I am now thanks to you and your support so honestly and truly, thank you! I have lots of ideas to excite and entice you with in the new year and lots of projects on the go for you guys so I hope you decide it's worth sticking around for that :3 I know it's not anything world shattering but I hope you enjoy this picture of my cum-fillled pussy, you can imagine what it would be like to leave me like this as you phase into the next year, I think that would be cool :3 Love you xoxo
2023-12-31 15:55:53 +0000 UTC View PostI was a bad girl yesterday and so my Christmas post was removed, oopsy. I really should be more careful because my mental health doesn’t handle things being removed very well, I instantly start thinking about my whole page getting removed suddenly and I feel completely out of control and ahhhh. I did get to play the fun game of “what got the post removed?”, the reasons given are always so vague, yesterday’s post had “illegal content”, what could that be? Was the wrapping paper bondage too hardcore? Was the level of consent being conveyed worryingly low? I didn’t want to get in trouble for reposting it with the offending element still present, but I also didn’t want to ask support why it was taken down because I’m anxious and I don’t want to bother anybody Luckily I realised that candy canes are food and not for sticking up your bum, even as a holiday themed sexual gag, oopsy do So here’s a revision of a a highly enjoyable and consensual 3some featuring some loosely wrapped bondage and a novelty buttplug that has an end that RESEMBLES a candy cane, and it’s a day late. I’m genuinely scared to post it but I spent so long on it I have too I hope you had a lovely day yesterday, I love you all
2023-12-26 11:22:44 +0000 UTC View PostAt the start of the year I got gifted these cool doo-dads that you pop in the holes of your crocs, but I didn’t have any crocs :( those poor decorations sat in the draw of my bed for months and months until one fateful day when another very kind and lovely fan gifted me the crocs I so badly craved. I love crocs so much, I think it really fun to play with crocs, they’re that perfect mix of soft yet turgid. The feelings of crocs on my feet, it’s so nice. I just want to tease the crocs all day with my toes, especially with nice soft socks on. Then, when I tire of teasing, I ease my foot slowly and snuggly into the crocs hole. Deeper and deeper till my whole foot is buried deep inside the rock hard croc. One croc on each foot, gripping so tight I can walk around without my feet coming out of the hole. Perfection. Anyway, Thank-you so much, you’re wonderful and I love you
2023-12-22 23:53:06 +0000 UTC View PostI like my butt. I sure wish I had a face to smoosh into it… Lucky for me, I happened to have a perfectly adequate face nearby. I came off my meds so now I can cum on Techboy’s face. It’s a very easy face to cum on :3 Luv you <3
2023-12-22 18:46:29 +0000 UTC View PostI made a porn comic. It features fictional, fictional tentacle sex. All appendages are silicone dildos and no living things at all. If this violates the TOS then I will have to not do any tentacle stuff which would make me sad… I mean, admittedly it’s is quite hardcore… I could be less explicit probably but, look, I’m a fucked up sex pervert in my heart and I will not have any “reasonable levels of sexual depravity” compromising my VISION, I held back as much as I could. Hasn’t my drawing improved a lot though! THANKYOU, LOVE YOU
2023-12-15 12:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post