THE BEST JOKE THAT ISNT A JOKE! ππ₯³Happy April 1st! For 1 dam..

THE BEST JOKE THAT ISNT A JOKE!
ππ₯³Happy April 1st! For 1 damn day ONLY!!!- 70% OFF THE MAIN PAGE! ππ₯³
Did you do it!?
THE BEST JOKE THAT ISNT A JOKE!
ππ₯³Happy April 1st! For 1 damn day ONLY!!!- 70% OFF THE MAIN PAGE! ππ₯³
Did you do it!?
Tiny little mirror but still can reflect massive confidence
2025-03-31 20:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostLocked in to keep myself from going insane. Insane because I have to car shop for the first time in years and why the FUCK are things so expensive on something thats a depreciating asset π
Where all my lil ghouls at that wanna buy deliciously sweaty gym clothes
Carry on
I may be tired, but gains don't rest π€ͺ
2025-03-28 05:35:37 +0000 UTC View PostDon't forget uncensored content is on the main page π―π₯°
2025-03-22 23:12:18 +0000 UTC View PostYall are noootttttt ready for how fucking hot these pics are gonna be π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
Wanna make my day ever better? Send a tip on this post and maybe I'll send you a sneak peak π€ͺ π
(There is no maybe, I def will π€£π₯°)
Wanna get to know me? Comment questions (for the love of God, not related to content) and I'll answer throughout the day! β₯οΈ
2025-03-15 19:18:43 +0000 UTC View PostEasy to watch when it's clear π«
2025-03-13 01:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostSo how's your night going.
Mines peachy. Damn deer didn't even have the balls to die so I could eat it.
I'm fine, just mad
Lmfao anyone wanna buy me a new tattoo? I love love looovveeee this artist and wouldn't mind hauling ass out to Colorado for it β€οΈπ«Ά
Id throw in a year subscription to the VIP page for free too
I miss having people's clothes to steal
2025-02-26 14:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostIts almost as if I like moths.. π€£π₯° because all the tattoos are in fact, moths, not butterflies.
Can you name either of them?
Unsurprisingly I'm a cranky motherfucker when my flights been delayed 5 times and people are saying stupid shit around me
2025-02-15 05:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostGet it while it's here!
Valentines day promo π
Less than $5 for a 30-day subscription on the main account! New AND expired subscribers!
The infamous everything shower is complete π
2025-02-08 20:56:29 +0000 UTC View PostYall forget, above all else, I'm a TEASE π
2025-01-29 18:35:37 +0000 UTC View PostI just love this picture πΈ so much, I wanted to share it over here too
2025-01-29 05:37:25 +0000 UTC View PostI have a huge sweet tooth. I used to eat white sugar by the cube and spoonful, eat brownie/cake better without baking it. Caramel apples and caramel apple lollies were in my veins and French sipping chocolate was my favorite version of hot chocolate.
Whats your favorite sweet? π¬ π« π π¬
Omg it's a miracle; i finally found a windshield for my bike I Dont actually hate π€£π€£π€£ next step is speakers for tuneage πΆπ΅
2025-01-26 09:07:12 +0000 UTC View PostOkay this tank is definitely a walking hr violation
2025-01-26 04:47:53 +0000 UTC View PostI need someone who wants to buy my shoes to hmu cause do I have a List of Christian Louboutins I have my eyes onnn π€£π€£π«Ά
2025-01-23 05:44:13 +0000 UTC View PostKeep warm this morning, it's colder than a witch's tit, in a steel bra, in a walk in blast chiller. Its -80085
2025-01-19 14:06:10 +0000 UTC View PostWe have a photo shoot set up for March!
Want some exclusive "I won't post them publicly" pictures?
$5 will get ya one
$10 will get you 3
$20 will get you 8
$50+ will get you 10 and a private video chat for 5 minutes
I care about nothing other than comfort π―
2025-01-12 22:04:46 +0000 UTC View PostI swear I look pissed off all the time for no reason
2025-01-11 06:13:04 +0000 UTC View PostStarted a new promo for new and expired subs on the vip page πβ¨οΈ check it out- what's the worst that'll happen? You'll get horny? Oh nooooo π
2025-01-07 23:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post