

How I almost died last night ๐ฅณ.. iโm okay ๐ฅฐ
(itโs a long ass story so iโll tell yโall all at once )
I was ending my long day of exploring the city by foot (scouting for potential places to fuck myself ๐) by savoring a nice lamb eggplant peanut dish at an indian restaurant iโve never been too ๐. It was quite delicious and my night was going great, with my only mild hiccup being kicked out of an establishment for showing my ass ๐. but my day was pleasant and i even got desert to go so i could surprise my taste buds again when i got home. i was on instagram live during this meal and we even walked 40 minutes all the way back to my car since i wandered way further than i thought. i couldโve taken a lyft but i was having a nice time and i felt like walking despite it being dark. Once i made it to the car i relax for a minute, hit the blut ๐ค and while i was on instagram live my phone went dead ๐ฌ. My cat recently chewed 2 cords so i didnโt have a car charger ๐. So i was like okay iโm just gonna drive in the direction i think iโm supposed to be going till i get to a highway i recognize ๐ก๐ .. โ that was when she fucked up โ - ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ *morgan freeman voice* sooo ๐ i made it to a highway but got super lost ๐ฒ and ended up on a big ass highway complex where multiple busy major highways were merging... then i heard it ๐ฐ and felt my car trotting in the back ๐ญ i got a flat tire!! the highway was deep in the ground with bridges above like a concrete valley, there was only a narrow lane for broke down cars (whatever thatโs called) so i couldnโt just run across grass to a store or something. my car was stalled so close to heavy traffic my car was shaking. my heart raced for a moment and i thought i canโt really be stuck on this highway in a broke down car with no phone ๐ง... i started searching everywhere for a charger to no avail. i didnโt know what to do ๐ถ so i was like ima have to run down to an exit and get to a phone.. the wall curved so i wasnโt sure how far i had to go.. i got out through the passenger side and started running as close to the wall as i could ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ . i was like once i get around the corner iโll get to a store.. as i ran towards the curve i was going under a big/long bridge lit sparsely by lights and the already narrow shoulder lane (is that what itโs called lol?) slowly started getting skinnier as i went down.. cars were flying by 80mph my hair was whippingg in the fumes, i felt like a little fairy on a mission ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ... then i noticed the black skid marks all along the wall next to me ๐ฏ. they were all over the area i was running along, accompanied by fiber glass debris and car parts ๐
people hit around here often ๐ฑ i started crying ๐๐ฅด i was terrified at that point. i looked back and i couldnโt see my car anymore, i was running fast so i got far. it wasnโt much further around the corner so i eased forward a bit more and saw it ๐ง the sign said โnext exit 1/4 mile ๐คกโ my heart sank ๐ญ i started crying more then i started trying to wave someone down for like 5 minutes and no one stopped ๐ฅบ (in their defense there was really nowhere to stop but on the highway since the lane was so narrow) I had to get off this highway jungle ๐ so i was like fuck 1/4 mile, fuck these people that wonโt help, iโm running my car till the wheels fall off to a phone ๐. i started back, going back i was walking toward traffic so it was worse ๐ญ the lane was so narrow i could feel the cars sway my body. i got to a super narrow area under the scantly lit highway bridge and i thought it might be the end ๐ชฆ this car got about a foot away from hitting me before swerving back into his lane ๐ฉ i started running again. i felt like simba on lion king running through the stampede ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ there was so much fiber glass and debris from car accidents and i was running super close to the wall with high top shoes on im not used to, i was scared i would trip and get my head chopped off ๐ just a bunch of death scenarios playing in my mind ๐ i finally made it past the narrowest areas and saw my car in the distance ๐ฅฒ i was so happy to see my baby ๐ถ๐ฝ i got in and sat for a minute grateful i made it out of this foolish thing i just did. i took the nearest exit which lead me to a beautifully lit tree park ๐ it was a utopic view after running with death on my shoulder. i used someoneโs phone and called my dad to the rescue ๐. He took an hour to come but there was a nice seafood restaurant right next to the park ๐. So my night 360 back to how i was ending it before lol โบ๏ธ. i was still full from the lamb so i just had rice pudding rocky road dessert with the biggest marshmallow iโve ever had ๐คค it was amazing ๐คฉ. Itโs 8:40am and i still havenโt been to bed ๐ not cause iโm traumatized, i mean that was one of the scariest moments of my life but i feel like i won ๐๐ฝ i made it out ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฝ my knees hurt though ๐
i need to get up and get som ibuprofen. This was one of the dumbest things iโve done in my life, i put my life - and others lives at risk trying to protect my car from damage ๐. my rim didnโt get damaged at all ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ i was so dumb, i though it would be fucked up, my struts and everything.. i put my life on the line being cheap ๐. i feel like a complete idiot lol. iโll never get out of the car in a situation like that again ๐ lesson learned ๐
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