How I almost died last night 🥳.. i’m okay 🥰 (it’s a long as..

How I almost died last night 🥳.. i’m okay 🥰
(it’s a long ass story so i’ll tell y’all all at once )

I was ending my long day of exploring the city by foot (scouting for potential places to fuck myself 😛) by savoring a nice lamb eggplant peanut dish at an indian restaurant i’ve never been too 😋. It was quite delicious and my night was going great, with my only mild hiccup being kicked out of an establishment for showing my ass 😂. but my day was pleasant and i even got desert to go so i could surprise my taste buds again when i got home. i was on instagram live during this meal and we even walked 40 minutes all the way back to my car since i wandered way further than i thought. i could’ve taken a lyft but i was having a nice time and i felt like walking despite it being dark. Once i made it to the car i relax for a minute, hit the blut 🤗 and while i was on instagram live my phone went dead 😬. My cat recently chewed 2 cords so i didn’t have a car charger 😖. So i was like okay i’m just gonna drive in the direction i think i’m supposed to be going till i get to a highway i recognize 💡😎 .. “ that was when she fucked up “ - 🧖🏾‍♂️ *morgan freeman voice* sooo 👀 i made it to a highway but got super lost 😲 and ended up on a big ass highway complex where multiple busy major highways were merging... then i heard it 😰 and felt my car trotting in the back 😭 i got a flat tire!! the highway was deep in the ground with bridges above like a concrete valley, there was only a narrow lane for broke down cars (whatever that’s called) so i couldn’t just run across grass to a store or something. my car was stalled so close to heavy traffic my car was shaking. my heart raced for a moment and i thought i can’t really be stuck on this highway in a broke down car with no phone 😧... i started searching everywhere for a charger to no avail. i didn’t know what to do 😶 so i was like ima have to run down to an exit and get to a phone.. the wall curved so i wasn’t sure how far i had to go.. i got out through the passenger side and started running as close to the wall as i could 🏃🏽‍♀️ . i was like once i get around the corner i’ll get to a store.. as i ran towards the curve i was going under a big/long bridge lit sparsely by lights and the already narrow shoulder lane (is that what it’s called lol?) slowly started getting skinnier as i went down.. cars were flying by 80mph my hair was whippingg in the fumes, i felt like a little fairy on a mission 🧚🏽‍♀️... then i noticed the black skid marks all along the wall next to me 😯. they were all over the area i was running along, accompanied by fiber glass debris and car parts 😅 people hit around here often 😱 i started crying 😂🥴 i was terrified at that point. i looked back and i couldn’t see my car anymore, i was running fast so i got far. it wasn’t much further around the corner so i eased forward a bit more and saw it 😧 the sign said “next exit 1/4 mile 🤡” my heart sank 😭 i started crying more then i started trying to wave someone down for like 5 minutes and no one stopped 🥺 (in their defense there was really nowhere to stop but on the highway since the lane was so narrow) I had to get off this highway jungle 😟 so i was like fuck 1/4 mile, fuck these people that won’t help, i’m running my car till the wheels fall off to a phone 😖. i started back, going back i was walking toward traffic so it was worse 😭 the lane was so narrow i could feel the cars sway my body. i got to a super narrow area under the scantly lit highway bridge and i thought it might be the end 🪦 this car got about a foot away from hitting me before swerving back into his lane 😩 i started running again. i felt like simba on lion king running through the stampede 🦌🦌🦌 there was so much fiber glass and debris from car accidents and i was running super close to the wall with high top shoes on im not used to, i was scared i would trip and get my head chopped off 💀 just a bunch of death scenarios playing in my mind 😂 i finally made it past the narrowest areas and saw my car in the distance 🥲 i was so happy to see my baby 👶🏽 i got in and sat for a minute grateful i made it out of this foolish thing i just did. i took the nearest exit which lead me to a beautifully lit tree park 😍 it was a utopic view after running with death on my shoulder. i used someone’s phone and called my dad to the rescue 😆. He took an hour to come but there was a nice seafood restaurant right next to the park 😍. So my night 360 back to how i was ending it before lol ☺️. i was still full from the lamb so i just had rice pudding rocky road dessert with the biggest marshmallow i’ve ever had 🤤 it was amazing 🤩. It’s 8:40am and i still haven’t been to bed 😂 not cause i’m traumatized, i mean that was one of the scariest moments of my life but i feel like i won 🙌🏽 i made it out 🥰🙏🏽 my knees hurt though 😅 i need to get up and get som ibuprofen. This was one of the dumbest things i’ve done in my life, i put my life - and others lives at risk trying to protect my car from damage 🙄. my rim didn’t get damaged at all 🤦🏽‍♀️ i was so dumb, i though it would be fucked up, my struts and everything.. i put my life on the line being cheap 😂. i feel like a complete idiot lol. i’ll never get out of the car in a situation like that again 😖 lesson learned 😇