Thank you for helping me hang my gutters. Now empty your dick in my gutter. That's pretty much how it went this weekend. Patrick pumped me full of cum Saturday. Twice. I got the aftermath of both on video, as you can see. Patrick is a fellow Walmart shopper who came up to me in the pet food aisle and introduced himself. It was a good move. Now he's introducing his dick to my vagina. Patrick is pretty good. He needs some fine-tuning, but he is number 2 when it cums to dick size. Bob has him beat by what looks like an inch to an inch and a half, and Bob is thicker for sure. It's not as attractive as Bob's, but it's a perfect utility dick. His size is right at my limit for anal, so I'm looking forward to that. I can't deepthroat him, but I can get about half of it down. His balls are a bit saggy, but that just makes them easier to hang on to 😜. Normal-size loads of jizz. Nothing to write home about. I have high hopes for Patrick's dick. It's already gotten me off twice. The second time was perfect. It was the kind of cum that left me wiped out. I liked being his cum drain. And he is off to work today at Best Buy. But I can find him whenever I want to. I will be his crazy dick-stalker lady.
Fuck, it's good to find new guys. Puts some spring in my step. I always get a bit overzealous when I find a new guy. Sometimes to the point, I scare them off. I tell them I'm looking for a romance-relation type thing. Just a dick inside-me type of thing will be acceptable. But I don't think they believe me. Someone must have told them chicks only use sex to trap them, which is stupid because I'm the one who is financially secure. They should be trying to trap me. I guess I am trying to trap them in a way. The trapping is 99 percent dick trapping. The other one percent is they have to be there while I'm trapping their dick. I'm rambling now. I'll quit.
I'm like a linoleum floor. Fuck me good enough, and you can walk all over me for the next 20 years. That sounds really degrading. I like it, though.
Good morning everyone, just letting you all know that I won't be around today, I am finishing up my gutters and then it's family day 😉 Hope you all have a great Sunday and see you all tomorrow 💋
Looking forward to riding around during Jeep Week in this bikini and sucking some strange dick. Wait...is that a little much? It might be, but that's what I was thinking.
So, would you help me pour concrete if I pour jizz out of your cock when we're done? I hope so. I could use all the help I could get. Actually, it's just an easy way to get dick. Anyway, after all this time, ignoring everyone so I can get shit done, it's reached the final stages and is pretty much down to clean up.
Beach days are back and so are the barely there bikinis, Oh, how I love those days 😉I get to go to the beach and perv on the hot Girls in their bikinis and try to find a hot guy, it is Spring Break, wish me luck 😜 Hope you all have an awesome day and catch you all later 💋
I tried to fuck a guy I met in Walmart yesterday. I was a big fat loser and couldn't get his dick in my guts. He said I was moving to fast. To fast? These guys. They overthink it. It's not like I throw myself at them to trap them under my evil girl lair. They start flirting. I simply cut to the chase and offer to fuck their cock. Quickly with no questions asked. Look...I know it may seem like I'm looking at these guys all dreamy-eyed and infatuated. I'm not. I look at them for the hunk of meat they are. They have a dick. I want the dick. I simply state the obvious. I could care less about emotional feelings and attachments. Stick your dick in me, pump my guts full of baby batter, and I'll pat you on the head and send you on your way. The odds of me calling you or sending stupid texts...zero. Until I'm horny again. Then you might get a text that says, "Want to fuck me?" A simple yes or no will do. Sometimes I flirt with disaster. Then disaster won't stop texting me. It's hard for guys to get a grasp that their cock is all they are good for. Sure, we can be friends. Hang out and do friend things. That doesn't mean we can't fuck. That's the best part about friends. They stick it in you when you need it in you the most and then just go away. Nothing is worse than if they get annoying and emotional about it. And, do keep this in mind, if you are going to flirt and I call you on it then do your best to pump a baby in my guts. Like right away. For fucks sake...don't shy away when I say, "Sounds good, let's fuck." Anyway, I'm cutting this guy a break. If he texts me today, I'm going to try and see if he will let me empty his testicles for him today or this evening. It would be the polite thing to do on his part, that is. I'll let you know. I could use some strange dick right about now.
I hate when people want answers at like 6 am. Look...my brain boots up like a 10 yr old PC that has visited way too many porn and gambling websites. It takes a bit and has to go through some spam before I think clearly. Just putting that out there in case some of you are wondering why you get some terrible answers and even worse advice at 5 am.
If you squeeze a smurf, what color do they turn? Just a thought.
I went to visit Connor at KFC last night. I ordered some food. His coworker asked me if would like thighs or breasts. I said I liked shaved pussy and anal. Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC. Connor is still mad. I couldn't help it. If you're going to throw a slow ball at me like that, I'm going to swing big and hit it out of the park. Whatever happened to humor?
Here's a little closeup video for you to entertain yourself during your lunch break 😜 I do love to hear any wank off stories done at your work place, turns me on, so please let me know how it goes 😜 Enjoy!!
I don't know. Taking pics of my clit when it's enormous like this is kind of addicting. Hopefully, it's making your dick an addict as well. I can't seem to stop myself from taking them.
I can pump my clit just like I pump my arms...kind of like you can pump your dick. The only problem with pumping it...It needs to be deflated, and the preferred method for that requires a pumped-up dick. Though there are other ways...a hard dick is usually my go-to deflation device.
Just popping in to bug you all again and to let you know what I am up to and what I desperately need... Any guesses? Anyway hope your day is going well 💋
My friend ask me what I was working out today and I told her it was my clit workout day, she thought that I joking, but was she wrong! And I am making all of you watch. I don't know what it is but the older I get the more I want to play with it, I guess that's why it keeps getting bigger, which I love. As far as I am concerned it can never be too big, don't you agree? 😉 Anyway, hope you enjoy this because I certainly did 😜 Have a great one and catch you all later 💋
Careful...I'll end up fucking you. I'm getting bigger and stronger, and my sex drive is outpacing most people's ability to keep up. It's crazy how much and how hard I can fuck. Is it age? I don't know. I think it's the combination of age and working out. Why? Because after I work out, all I can think about is impaling myself on a dick. How does the age thing play in? Well, I have been steadily getting more appetite for cock the older I have gotten. I mean, I had a strong sex drive from very early on. Now it's a bit out of control. I have a habit of touching myself without even knowing it now. I'm okay with that.
Dig, pour concrete, suck a dick, repeat. 😜 I am leaving a concrete legacy in my backyard. I should take more pics of what I have actually done. Some contractor said it couldn't be done bag by bag. It's almost done. In fact, the hard parts are over with. So phooey on youee. Stand back, Bob Villa...hold my beer. I got this.
What's the suck-a-dick part? I sucked a few dicks for the help. It's a win-win for me. I like sucking dick. Just like you like eating pussy...it's the same thing for me, just with a dick. I would have sucked their dick anyway. I probably shouldn't tell them that.
I scare the 20-somethings. I don't know why. I just do. The thing that they should be scared of is I run faster horny than they do scared. They won't get away. I'm stronger than most of them, so that's even worse for them. The good thing is these guys have dicks that still stand tall and hard even when held down and terrified. It makes me laugh. It's even funnier when they get their confidence underneath them and cum back for round two. I switch it up and drain their balls in seconds. I like doing that.
I am not a Gucci whore. I'm a practical whore. I hate paying more than $25 for a pair of shoes. Seems stupid. I have zero desire to live the pumped-up lips, expensive lifestyle. Waste of time. I'd rather put an air horn on my Jeep. You can actually use that.
I was sitting at the bar of my favorite local food joint, and some of the guys I was hanging out with were talking about beer. One asked if there was anything better than an icy cold Bud Light. I said yes...a warm Busch. See where I went with that one? That was quick, if I may say so myself.
I swear to whatever that some of these fucking morons coming out of college are dumber than a box of rocks. They could sit around counting their own balls all day long and never cum up with the same number twice. What the fuck do you even do with a Human Arts degree? Is that even a thing?
I like being stronger than the guys I fuck. It ends up being me fucking them. My pussy gets completely swamped when I hold them down and don't let them move. I like seeing the frustration on their face when they try and fail. I like feeling their dick stay rock hard in my guts while I slide my pussy on their dick even though they want it out. It's a betrayal. They get so frustrated they want to quit fucking, but their dick feels otherwise. Tell me that's not awesome. You'd be lying. I know what it's like to be overpowered. I don't mind it. Not sure why these guys would be any different. So what? I'm still doing things to their dicks that nobody else is going to do. I think that's a solid point, so I'll leave it at that.
What else is interesting? I tried to hold Scott down. He just stood up and walked away with me still holding on to him. So much for that. Of course, he is 280 lbs. Definitely popped my "Super Woman" strength bubble. I need to stick to the guys more my size. Connor is more my speed.
Another idiot followed me home yesterday. It didn't work out for him. He came at the wrong time. I wasn't alone. Now nothing bad happened other than a bruised ego and some grass stains on the seat of his pants. I don't know what gets into some folk's heads. How is this ever in any way a good idea? Mind-boggling. Does this deter me? Not in the least. I'm not the idiot following people home. And please, none of this "I'm so sorry it happened to you!" crap. It's life. I don't need cheerleaders. I hate when girls put shit out so they can get the sympathy cheerleaders. And believe me...there are guys just waiting to soothe their tender little broken souls every time they stub their toe. Oh...sorry, I gagged a little there. Look, I don't need any "emotional support." I'm not that weak. I'm just telling you because I thought it might be something interesting to tell you. No other reason. Just send me pics of your dick, and I'm good.
Someone asked me to define "woke" last night. I guess they thought it was some kind of "gotcha" question. I spit it right out. And I guess it's an insult because I do find "Woke" ideology to be a special kind of stupid and my answer somewhat reflects that. It blew her mind. I don't know what's wrong with people. I guess they think everyone is stupid. Then they get offended when someone doesn't react as they expected. It was a whole thing and went on for almost an hour. For some reason, her education credentials were thrown out as if that was definitive proof she was the last word in what was proper thinking. I thought we were exchanging ideas well, but she lost her mind and eventually left after getting loud and screechy. I don't think she will be bouncing her theories off me much anymore. Did I learn anything? I did. Some folks can be programmed.
Hello everyone, I just wanted to let you all know what I have been up to lately and show you, I have been a busy beaver and not that kind of beaver, unfortunately 😉 Anyway, hope you all enjoy your day 💋
I like turning guys into fuck toys. I found that reluctant guys have no say so in the matter when their dick is in me. What am I talking about? I wrote about physically holding Connor down yesterday and fucking his dick whether he wanted to or not. That bugs Connor. He's 19, he thinks he's the king of the world, and then he ends up being the one getting fucked because I am stronger than he is, and I have zero problems keeping him under me until I'm done. He has tried, and he has lost. His dick doesn't put up a fight, though, because it stays hard, and I have finished him a second time just like that. Now, don't take this the wrong way. I would let him up if he really wanted to get up. It's just fun knowing he can't stop me. I mean, it's like socially wrong as it's not the norm. But still, it must suck being held down by me and not being able to get back up. It must suck even worse when your dick betrays you and pumps jizz in my guts while I'm doing it. I can literally see the frustration on his face. He gets embarrassed afterward, and I don't see him for a few days. Then his balls get filled up with cum, and back he cums. Oh well. It's fun for me.
Where am I going with this? It's a long story, but I turned a guy into a fuck toy yesterday. I overpowered him and fucked him like I had the dick, and he had the pussy. This is the guy that I met during Bike Week. I fucked his wife actually during bike week. I may have written about it, but I don't remember. Well, he is a subscriber now, and he read the write-up about holding Connor down. He brought it up when we met. He belittled Connor and got on a whole bravado-type thing. "You could never do that to me...blah blah blah" type stuff. I did it to him. He is in his 60s, and though I thought he was going to win a few times, he ran out of gas, and I still had a full tank. I saw the defeat, and I asked him if he had had enough. He got nasty about it. So I told him, "I win, so shut up." Then I looked him in the eye while I was on top of him and fucked him like he was my bitch. Well, he was my bitch so....there's that. He wouldn't hold my gaze. Kept turning his head. I kept telling him to look at me when I fucked him. He wouldn't do it. Then I came. I came very hard. I hopped off, patted him on the cheek, and said thanks for being a good sport. He didn't cum, and his dick was standing straight up in the air. He asked me to blow him, and I told him no. He should get his wife to do it. If he had played along, I would have emptied his testicles for him, but he got super nasty about it. Did one of those weird things where he would say something completely rude and out of line and then apologize. He did that repeatedly. I told him to think about what happened today and get back to me if you want to expand on it a little bit. I just heard back from him this morning. He wants to get together again, but he doesn't want to "wrestle anymore." He has a bum-shoulder from some MMA thing he keeps talking about. Yeah. Sure. I said no deal. I texted back once you're the bitch...you are always the bitch. Learn to cum faster. He hasn't written back. I wonder if he will. Yes, He will. I guarantee it. He just hasn't cum to terms with being turned into a fuck toy. I'm telling you, I'm wet as fuck thinking about it. Mental sex is the bomb. Nothing beats it.
Oh yeah, even better. I overpowered him, wearing the exact same outfit as the pictures I put up with this post. That had to sting.
I do like getting fingered. I like getting fingered even more when I'm wearing crotchless panties. It just kind of adds to it. I can remember when I really got into getting fingered. It was with a guy I worked with in the office after hours. We had the keys because we did home health care, and we had to be on call and pick up equipment. After work, we went out with a bunch of co-workers, and one thing led to another, and I left with this guy. We also had another guy and another girl who went with us. They went into an office, and we went into the conference room. He made out with me, pushed my panties down, and fingered me. He fingered me expertly because I swamped his hand and then had a huge cum. We fucked for while. He said he was going to cum, pulled out, and I drained his sperm down my throat. It was the start of a very mutually good relationship. We were both married, though, so that probably made it even better.
The panties were a request. But they always remind me of getting fingered. Just thought I'd disclose that!
The old arms are getting bigger. Better watch out, guys...I'll be arm wrestling your dicks into the ground if you aren't careful. Of course, that probably isn't a bad thing. Do you know what's weird? I like holding Connor down, so he can't get up when his dick is inside of me. Drives him crazy, but there is something about making a guy keep his dick in my guts because I won't let him up. I like it. I like it a lot.
It never ends. Is a big dick better than a small dick? Do you know what I never get asked? Is a small dick better than a big dick? What is the answer? It's yes...to both questions. Do you know what really makes me prefer one dick over another? The cum. How much sperm can that cock pump in me, on me, and everywhere else? That's what really makes me choose one over another. That's what keeps Connor in my pussy whenever he feels the need. I can't turn him down because I know he is going to drown my cunt in cum. His dick is certainly not on the large size. Bobs is. It's 9 plus inches and thick. It's huge. And if it wasn't for Bob's cock...I would have nothing to do with him. But he knows how to use it. Do you know what uses even better than his dick? His mental game. He knows what I like, and he uses it against me. It works. Every damn time. If it weren't for that, he would have been worth a fuck or three and then see you later. So, in conclusion. Who gives a fuck about the size of your dick. Just learn to use it along with everything else, and that makes your dick the perfect dick every time. So...now you know. So now you can quit asking. Do feel free to send me pics of your dick. Manscape before you do.
I had another porn chick accuse me of bothering her for free pics. She asked to shoot with me. I said send me some current pics. She said she had a ton on Twitter. I said they were all obviously over-edited to the max. How about showing me some non-edited pics? She said she never edits her pics. I pointed out a picture where the lines on the wall were deformed and curved because she made herself skinnier, and all her pics of her face were so smoothed over it looked flat. She said I was a perv looking for free pics. Then she blocked me. I get it. I might have handled that better, but for fucks sake. Enough with the editing. Now it's video editing as well. We will never know who or what we are truly looking at anymore.
Connor came over. He wanted to fuck. 19 yr old guys get the most annoyingly persistent hardons. I got fucked all day yesterday. I need a break. But there he stood with his dick, trying to poke out of his shorts, looking pathetic. So I sucked the sperm out of his balls for him. I can't say no to Connor, and he seemed so desperate to empty himself in me. He's so cute. His dick is so cute. His balls are magical. I have no idea how they store so much jizz in them. They aren't that big. I don't know what was going on today. His cum started oozing out the second I pulled his shorts down. When I say oozing, It was like a hose that was barely turned on. It just didn't stop. It kept making me clear my throat because it was running down it the entire time I had his cock in my mouth. I'd pop it out and look at it, and sure enough, it was still oozing out. Something else weird happened. This hasn't happened to me before. I was looking up at him, watching him watch me do things to his dick with my mouth. It seemed so amazingly hot to not only have a 19 yr olds dick in my mouth but to want to have it in my mouth and probably more than he does. I kind of came. Nothing big. Nothing serious, but still, I came. I didn't even touch myself. It gave me the shakes for a few seconds. Now I want to do it again. If sex like this just keeps getting better, then getting old is the bomb. Even more surprising, I have had a dick in me, on me, or around me for the last week. I should be cock weary and worn out. I'm not. I caught myself looking at a guy in Lowe's and thinking about what it would be like to suck his dick. By the time I got to the self-checkout, I had already assigned him a perfect penis in my mind. Ah...who cares. It's fun. I'd rather be oversexed than all dried up, which seems to be all the rage these days.
I was watching some chick on Twitter saying she won't date any guys under 6'3". She was 5'6". She was also 175 lbs. She might want to think about that before she starts making super picky demands like that. What about me? I don't know. I like climbing the tree now and then with super tall guys. But I like mowing the small fellas down just as much. Why limit yourself to one thing? Seems stupid but then again, to each their own. I did have one really short guy scratch my shins with his toenails once when he was fucking me. That was weird.
It's entirely possible we are entering a new phase in the world. I plan on sitting back, having a cherry Slurpee, and enjoying the show. Bring on the human cannonball.
Hope you all are having a great day💋 Here is a goofy little video for you 🤪 I get asked alot if I used to be a dancer, the answer is definitely NO, this is why.... Lol. Anyway hope you are enjoying your Hump Day. Now after watching this, does anyone wanna do me? 😁😜
