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I just realized that I have these exact same boots from 2011..

I just realized that I have these exact same boots from 2011, and I still wear them fairly often. Talk about a good buy! I need to wear them to a club one night and see how long it takes for them to run me out.

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Is porn addictive? I think it is. I don't like most porn. Bu..

Is porn addictive? I think it is. I don't like most porn. But then there is that porn that I see, and I can't get enough of it. As Trump would say...It grabs me by the pussy, and it doesn't let it go. I like porn pics because I can focus on that one image. Pretend the cock I'm looking at is inside of me. It's funny. My mouth waters at the sight of a good picture of a cock. I just want it. I want to feel the firmness of the shaft in my hands. Feel the weight of it. I got to quit here. I can't get all fucked up in the head. I got a dick to take care of today. I want to be fresh in the head and fresh in the pussy for it. Do you know what else I need to do? I need to stop thinking of a dick as a separate entity. Somewhere along the way, dicks have taken on a life of their own. I forget they are owned and controlled by the person they are attached to. How's that for weird? I know...right. Oh well. Such is life. You know what. Whenever I tell someone I don't drink or don't want a drink, they always ask why. Why? Because I don't want one. The first thing that comes to their mind is that I'm an alcoholic. I'm not. I'm anything but an alcoholic. I just don't like it. I have never seen anyone at their best when they drink. Never. Plus, I don't need it. I don't need it to take my clothes off and suck a dick in front of a room full of people. Doing shit like that is my drink. I prefer to be 100% sober, so I can relish every moment of whatever I have gotten myself into. I could give a rat's ass if you drink or not. That's up to you and unless you become a problem for me because of it...I will never give a rat's ass. So, I have no clue why it shocks people that I order water at the bar. I like water. I used to like soda a very long time ago. I don't know what happened...I just stopped liking it. Water has to be better for you anyway. Doesn't matter, I kill whatever good it's doing with crappy food. I like crappy food. Lots of it.

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I have a date today. His dick will be in me for most of it. ..

I have a date today. His dick will be in me for most of it. I'm making up for lost time now. I need to slow down, but I don't want to. I was just thinking about a guy I used to fuck when I was married from 2002-2004. I fucked my husband as well, but it wasn't the same. Craig was my husband's friend. He was good-looking and ended up having a big perfect dick. Not as good as Bob's, but it was still a masterpiece of a cock. I fucked Craig in our house while my husband was home. He stayed the night after having one too many. He was a pilot, and they wouldn't even take a remote chance of getting pulled over. I wandered into the spare room, woke him up and sat on top of him, slipped his dick in my guts, and rode him to an amazing orgasm. Then I finished him with my mouth. I didn't know it at the time, but my husband listened to us through the door. I found out the next day when Craig left, and my husband let me know he knew what I did. I refused to apologize. I said it was just sex, and he meant nothing to me but an orgasm. I did say I wouldn't do it again. He didn't tell Craig he knew what happened. I don't know why. I liked that he didn't. It turned me on. I liked being around them both, knowing that each knew our little secret as to where Craig's dick had been. A few months later, at a Christmas party, I ended up with Craig fucking me in a parking garage. Not out in the open. There was some kind of storeroom, and the door was open. We fucked in there. I made him pull out and let me swallow his sperm so my husband wouldn't find any evidence Craig had been in my vagina. My husband didn't see us fuck this time, but he saw us both leave and return a half hour later. I didn't deny it. He was mad, but he got over it. The last time I fucked Craig was at a nightclub. It was a complete coincidence Craig was there. I couldn't help myself. We ended up in a parking lot outside, and Craig fucked me on the hood of his car. My husband came out and found us while Craig was pumping his dick in and out of my guts. He approached and announced himself. I think he thought we would stop. I told Craig to keep his dick in me and keep pumping. My husband protested, but I kept my eyes locked on his as Craig bred me in front of him. When I came, I never took my eyes off my husband. He never looked away. I don't know if he had an erection or not. I didn't care. I still don't care. It was amazing sex. I'd like to repeat it. Anyway, Craig pumped me until he emptied his nuts in my stomach. When he pulled out, his cum poured onto the hood of his car. I smeared it everywhere when I slid off the hood. Craig apologized to my husband. I didn't. I just said I was ready to go home. I ended up moving in with Craig a month later. I ended up cheating on Craig shortly thereafter, and he got physical about it, and that ended that completely. Weird story. I know. But I was just replaying it in my head. It was a fun time till the end. I care about your feelings. I do. The thing is...life could give one rat's ass about your feelings. Once you understand that it's all good. I am so tired of hearing about how "nobody cares about me" or this or that. They are 100% correct. Nobody cares. Why would they? They don't revolve around you and if they do...they have their own special set of problems. So...time to shut up and move on. I hate when people try to motivate and console me after something in life didn't my way as if it's a shock life handed me a shit sandwich. A simple "You got this?" will do. I do "got this." When the limo breaks down I am more than willing to take the bus. What's even better is I have a few people who will ride that bus with me while I work on fixing the limo. My point? Just shut up about how sorry you are for me and hand me the fucking wrench over there.

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Connor bred me properly, and Scott gave me a clit handjob. I..

Connor bred me properly, and Scott gave me a clit handjob. It's a good Monday. Connor left a massive load of his nut in my guts. I'm happy about that. Something special about a 19 yr old trying to knock up a 56 yr old who lives across the street. He was disappointed in himself today because he came before I did. It was my fault. While he was pumping, I was reaching under and massaging his balls. That tends to speed the cum dump up drastically. I couldn't help it. I wanted to feel him cum inside of me. And I did. And I still am! So it's a win-win. I had Scott finish me off today. I made him jerk my clit off until I came. Then I made him let me video the handjob I gave him. So, all in all, a good day. 2 guys, 2 completely different loads of sperm. Connors is a thick gooey massive amount of jizz. Scott's load just kind of cums out and can be a bit disappointing at times. Though there are times he floods me pretty well, though. Today wasn't really one of those days, but it wasn't bad, either. I'm certainly not complaining! I'm walking around with my insides all greased up from Connor's sperm, still glowing from the clit handjob Scott gave me, and I got to make Scott's dick cum on the phone camera! Not a bad start to the week! I have been scheduling play dates with cocks for my vagina. It's been working out well. Just saying. I wish Bob would schedule more often. I like the way his dick makes me cum tipsy. I did say this last week. It didn't go over well. I was talking with a hot chick. One of the 5 billion super edgy hipsters that get all the edgy tats and the edgy uniforms...just like all the other edgy people. Then because they are so edgy, they look down on everyone. I guess this chick thought I was of like mind. I wasn't. She was ripping on everyone and everything. She was hot, and I would have done weird things with her regardless. She asked me if I had a cat. I said no, it died, so can I play with your pussy? That made her nervous, and she left...so much for the super edgy chick.

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Connor is cumming over. Hopefully, he will pump about 10 bab..

Connor is cumming over. Hopefully, he will pump about 10 babies into me. I like the way that sounds. It makes me squirm and drip. I don't know why. I don't care. I like it, though. I'm getting pumped to get pumped. I wonder what Connor thinks when he empties his jizz inside me. I wonder if he worries at all that I might end up getting knocked up. I know I told him I can't, but wouldn't you have just that little voice in the back of your mind saying...you are breeding a jizz happy MILF...she might want another little Connor running around. It could happen, I guess. Doubtful but stranger things have happened. I mean I hear guys running around saying they can get knocked up. I don't know what they are thinking...or drinking but I guess we have to tolerate them. The only thing I want to tolerate now is Connor's cock twitching and having an epileptic seizure in my cunt causing it to chuck some sperm in my guts. I'd watch that. Maybe I'll give a speech afterward. On the speech note. Someone told me the Academy Awards were on. I was like "Academy who? I thought that show was over long ago. Does anyone still watch that stuff? I guess they do. A couple of banks collapsed. Shit happens. People will panic and possibly collapse more. I already got the popcorn out and ready for a front-row seat view of it all. I like watching people panic over what essentially amounts to nothing...unless of course you are wealthy and made some really bad choices about who you gave your money to.

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Bike Week is officially over. I only blew one guy sitting on..

Bike Week is officially over. I only blew one guy sitting on a bike. I did, however, jerk one random biker off, lick another biker's wife's pussy, and fuck one other lucky dude in my truck who complained about having to wear a condom the entire 30 seconds it took him to cum. It wasn't my greatest year. I have done better. But I was out and about every damn night and often during the day as well, giving it my best shot. I haven't had a moment to myself. Lots of these guys are getting old, and out of shape, so they are one exertion away from a coronary. It's making it harder to find targets every year now. Here is the thing. Not one of these guys got me off. I had to do it myself afterward for each one of them. I'm not complaining. It was fun. It just would have been nice to get fucked, fingered, or eaten until I came. So I did laid by Bob. He was in exceptionally fine form. He made me do things for his dick that I normally wouldn't do. Thats okay. Eating a little sperm off the chair and floor isn't outside of my wheelhouse. His dick has made me do way sketchier things than that. It's a magical penis. I would pretty much do anything for it. Bob should thank his lucky stars he has a dick like that because without it...I would have sent him packing long ago. Instead, I'm begging him to let me drink sperm from it. Funny how life works. Scott fucked me once. It was good. I came. He's complaining he doesn't want to fuck for an hour and a half anymore. I don't see the problem. He's getting old, I guess. Aren't we all?

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I hope everyone has a great day and I will see you all back ..

I hope everyone has a great day and I will see you all back tomorrow πŸ’‹

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Just a little video that I wanted to share with you being t..

Just a little video that I wanted to share with you being the horny, slutty milf that I am 😜 Hope you enjoy it as much as I did and please do send me pics or videos of what I do to you πŸ†πŸ’¦ Have a great day!

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Getting fucked, sucked, and bred every night for a week take..

Getting fucked, sucked, and bred every night for a week takes a toll. It wears a girl out at the early age of 56. Not complaining. Just making an observation. Hard to find the time to work out, but I've managed. I sucked a guy's cock for an hour yesterday. On my knees, his dick sticking out of his zipper. I didn't even bother with the balls. The head of it was what I wanted. That's the part that makes his balls feed me what I want. And they did pump sperm into my stomach, but as I said, it was an hour-long suck session, which was fine. Until I tried to get up off of my knees...forget about it...said in a gangster-type way. I mean, I managed but holy fuck...the old knees were locked up tight. That doesn't mean I won't do it again. Maybe I should carry around a rubber pad to kneel on next time πŸ‘πŸ». So, I hate when porn chicks on Twitter complain about someone saying something that they don't like. Tough shit, fragile flower. I don't personally say mean things to anyone...first. But I do love a good challenge, so I don't shy away from it either. So when someone bitches that someone made a negative comment such as "packing on the weight I see." maybe they should see if, in fact, the offender wasn't factually correct first. If so, then the logical answer would be, "Yes, yes, I am packing it on...thanks for noticing." Not "I'm telling on you and all my goofy followers will come to my rescue, and you are so going to get it!!! Wahhhhhhh!" Don't be the white knight to the rescue. Not only is it nauseating...it just drives the person doing the offending even harder. Odds are you don't have a good zinger, even if, in your head, you are really driving the stake home with whatever witty retort you may have. Just let it move on. There is a thing called a block button if further intervention is required. I only use the block button for spammers. I like getting the shitty remarks. Once in a while, I get a really good one, and even though it's aimed at me...It really is a well-thought-out zinger, and I salute you for that. How is that possible? I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about me except a small select group of people. Everyone else...I present myself the way I am, and if that doesn't work...well, bring it on. As I have said before, you will be graded on any and all insults. For fucks sake...it's a tweet. A tweet from some random person. If that makes you want to fold up and fade away...life isn't going to be good to you at all..., and I do mean at all. Time to stop coddling these people who get so offended at every little thing. Let the sink or swim. If they sink...please sink quietly.

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Good afternoon everyone, I am feeling a bit lazy today and t..

Good afternoon everyone, I am feeling a bit lazy today and thought I would crawl back in bed. Anyone can to join me? 😜

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Sometimes a hard dick in your ass is what hits the spot...li..

Sometimes a hard dick in your ass is what hits the spot...literally. Just saying. I got a lot to go over, but bike week is keeping me so busy I run out of time. I'll sit down tonight and get you some good stuff!

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Well, Hello again, how's your day going?

Well, Hello again, how's your day going?

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Thought I would play with the tongue... Don't you wish it wa..

Thought I would play with the tongue... Don't you wish it was yours? I do 😜 Hope you are enjoying your Hump Day, Catch you all later!

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Bob drowned my ovaries in sperm. I'm okay with that. I like ..

Bob drowned my ovaries in sperm. I'm okay with that. I like feeling a dick push my stomach around. Lets me know that I'm a woman. He fucked me bent over my chair in front of my big front window, and I watched people go by as he rearranged my guts with his perfect dick. Real quick...my biceps are getting bigger. Yay for me. Anyway, back to it. He tried to fuck my ass, but his dick is just too big. I have gotten his dick in my ass and let him ruin it, but I have to warm up for that. It didn't work today. I wanted it to, but it's just so fat. I need my jumbo but plug in me for a few hours before I even attempt to jerk his dick off with my asshole. So he fucked me, bent over the chair, and stuck his thumb in my ass. I came. Then I came again. Then I came some more. By the time he emptied his testicles in my stomach, I was ready to marry this guy, which wouldn't work because he's already married. To bad. I get so horny for him that I end up thinking how amazing it would be if he pumped a baby into me. Then I masturbate thinking about that. Anyway, I digress. This was a fuck that was well-needed. Sometimes a dick can just change the whole course of not just my day but my entire week. Makes me want to feel it inside of me every minute of the day. I know that isn't going to happen, but lucky for other people, I often go the route of "Any hard cock in a storm will do." All because of him. He finished inside of me, and when he pulled out, his jizz dripped on the seat of my chair. He told me to lick it up, but I was already on my way down to do that. My chair needed no cleaning when I was done. Then he told me I dripped some on the floor. I ate that as well. I can't help myself. It's disgusting but so delicious at the same time. I surely wouldn't find it so hot if Scott asked me to do that. I wouldn't. Then he told me to wait while he took a shower. While he was in the bathroom, he called me in. He was sitting on the bathtub looking at porn on his phone and told me to suck his dick. I did so happily while he would flip through the smut on his phone, occasionally showing me something he thought was really hot. He ended up having me give him a handjob that lasted about 30 minutes before he came a second time. I swallowed his nut this time. Not a drop wasted. He made me keep sucking for like 5 minutes after he came and until his dick was completely soft. That made me want him even more. His wife is stupid. He says they haven't had sex in months. He's also complaining she's gaining weight. I don't know what's wrong with these chicks. You get a guy with a dick like Bob's attached to him...you do what it takes to keep its balls empty. Preferably they empty somewhere in you. But I'm all for her getting tubby and dried up. He might, just might, leave her, and then I have a much better shot at the dick swinging low between his legs. A girl can dream. I'm out. Off to the Broken Spoke to see what's going on down there. Hopefully, I'll find something interesting. I'll keep you posted. My emptying of testicles this month is starting to add up. Hopefully, it will keep going!

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Trying on some shit to see if I can turn some guys on tonigh..

Trying on some shit to see if I can turn some guys on tonight 😜

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Just popping in to see what's up with you guys, hopefully yo..

Just popping in to see what's up with you guys, hopefully your cock 😜 Anyway, just wanted to say "hi" and catch you all later πŸ’‹

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It was a good night last night. I jerked a guy off. He came ..

It was a good night last night. I jerked a guy off. He came all over his shirt...which was black, and he had to wear it the rest of the night. Who was he? I don't know. Just some guy, drinking too much, flirting too much, and ran into the wrong chick. Was he hot? Meh. I guess, maybe. He had a good dick, though. Why didn't I fuck him? I don't know him. Who knows where that dick has been. But I wanted to. So I did the next best thing. I rubbed him off while he sat on his motorcycle. It was fun. I did things to his dick with my hands that made him make funny faces and say incoherent things. It didn't get hard at first. I think he had a combination of nerves and alcohol dick going on. So I whipped out the tits, and that did it. He was standing tall and steel-hard. I never quit looking at his face, and that shocked, confused look while I worked his cock never went away. When I started to quickly rub the edge of his cock head, and only the edge of his cock head, he started making these ridiculous fish out of water thing with his lips, and I had to laugh. Then he came, and it hit him in the chin and the rest all over his shirt. I was like, "you got a little something something on your chin." Good for me but bad for him. A bunch of his sperm got on my hand, and I figured since his shirt was covered in jizz I might as well use it as a cum rag. Which I did. I'll never see this dumb ass again, but I'm glad I got the chance to work his cock. I'll remember this one for a long time but I bet he never forgets me. I hope not! Fuck...I love dicks. They do the most wonderful things. What have I learned about Bike Week...as in this year. There is an edge of stupidity in the air. It's like people are ramped up and itching to do something dumb. Politics is playing heavy here. I like to leave that stuff at the voting booths, but I get it. It's a thing for some people. Not very many fit chicks. Some...and I found one the other night, but not many. I know, that's bad. I have a preference for skinny chicks, and I guess that isn't allowed anymore, but I don't see the problem with it. They are easier to move around. I'm just being practical. Sometimes it's hard to keep calm when you need some dick. I'm just saying. I was a bit overly excited tonight about the prospect of touching a dick. I may have gotten a bit pushy...unconcerned about how he might feel. Fuck. Who I'm kidding? His dick wouldn't have got hard if he didn't want it jacked off. I guess Covid isn't a thing anymore. Talk about a dirty trick.

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Did this finger-pumping fun earlier this afternoon, just now..

Did this finger-pumping fun earlier this afternoon, just now getting it up! Getting ready to head out and see what I can find!

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I promise last one of the pup... Well for today πŸ˜‰ I got a li..

I promise last one of the pup... Well for today πŸ˜‰ I got a little more than what I bargained for. ... Lol.

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One more... Klaus decided he wanted in the picture πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

One more... Klaus decided he wanted in the picture πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Good evening everybody, hope you had a great MILF Monday......

Good evening everybody, hope you had a great MILF Monday.... That's it! πŸ˜‰πŸ’‹

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Getting pumped to see what kind of dick I can attract later ..

Getting pumped to see what kind of dick I can attract later tonight. Bike Week is in full swing...hopefully I'll find some dick in full swing as well!

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Fucked a guy's wife last night. That was fun. Went with them..

Fucked a guy's wife last night. That was fun. Went with them to the Hard Rock, where they were staying. They are from Ocala, which is roughly two hours from Daytona. They are here for Bike Week, along with other 500K people that have descended upon Daytona Beach. I met them at Riptides. She definitely stood out from the crowd. I have been getting more attention from women than I have from men this Bike Week. Not sure what's changed. But neither here nor there, it doesn't change the fact that all I could think about when she was making small talk was fingering her. Her husband...he was okay. She is 30, and he is 50. That's quite the difference, but we all know how that works. I'm okay with it. She's got problems with this one, though, so I hope she knows a good divorce attorney. He's already texting me, wanting to know if just the two of us can get together. He says his wife says it's okay. No, she doesn't. She was scared to death last night. To the point of I almost called it off. But she said no, she wanted me to fuck her. Not exactly in those words, but you get the idea. So I fucked her. I fucked her with my fingers. I fucked her with my tongue. I fucked her face with clit. She got into it, but she was still super uncomfortable. I think she was trying to be gay for her husband. I don't think...I know. But she wanted it, and who am I to deny her? Plus, she was amazingly hot and tight. Definite arm candy. I was going to fuck her husband. He had a good size dick. It just wouldn't stay hard. Up and down. He popped 3 Viagra that I know of. I asked him about it, and he said it was generic Viagra he had ordered offline. Said it came from Russia. Who knows what it was? Can't you buy Viagra from a reputable pharmacy cheap now? I'm almost positive you can. I'd think I'd do that before I ordered 200 for $49 from Russia. So, instead of this giant sexy story you thought you were going to get...you got this. We went round and round for 30 minutes before I called it. Now...am I upset? Fuck no! I got to have my way with his wife for 30 minutes, and she was perfection. I'll be rubbing my clit to that one for months to cum! I already have...twice. And I got to play with her husband's rather attractive cock for another 30 minutes. Sure, it didn't do everything I wanted it to do, but I got some good stuff out of it. I liked sucking it all the way down my throat when it was a semi and feel it get hard. I could have done that for another hour. But his ego got the best of him, and he was getting frustrated, so I called it. Said I had to go, and I left. It was late, like Midnight. I was tired. Her husband. He's shady as far as husbands go. He's already trying to get with me all by himself. He says he can cum down to Daytona on Wednesday...just him. He also says she is okay with it. Definite bullshit. But I'm going to do it. Several reasons. I can use a cock in my guts right about now. That is a definite truth. He certainly is not unpleasant to look at. His dick is more attractive than he is. That's saying something. Furthermore, I am not a roadblock to saving anyone's marriage from infidelity. That's on them. She married him for money, and this is how it plays out more often than not. That's on her. He is blind to what he has... that's on him. I just want his dick inside of me and nothing else. That's on me. Or in me, more accurately. Again. I'm horny. I've been horny for weeks now. I have had difficulties getting guys to breed me. Mostly due to having a cold, then guests, and house repairs. Now it's time to drown my cunts sorrows in sperm. That will fix the problem. Her husband, if he can get his dick hard long enough, will help me do that.

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Happy Sunday, hope you are having a fun one πŸ˜‰Catch you all t..

Happy Sunday, hope you are having a fun one πŸ˜‰Catch you all tomorrow πŸ’‹

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Just wanted to pop in and say, "Hi" I just came back from dr..

Just wanted to pop in and say, "Hi" I just came back from driving my jeep around in the mess of traffic, it's not even the bikers, it's the damn cars, people just don't know how to drive, they need to just stay home or call an Uber. Okay, I am finished ranting about bad drivers, I'm just so hot, sweaty and cranky. I think I need to go hop in the shower, anyone care join me? 😜

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I drove around Daytona half the night last night with my tit..

I drove around Daytona half the night last night with my tits hanging out. I got pulled over. I put my tits away when the lights came on, though. I had no idea he was behind me. I'm kind of curious as to how he knew if he was behind me. I didn't ask. He was a nice guy, though. Decent looking kid. I would have let him interrogate me in ways often found in cheesy porn videos, but it never got that far. It's funny. I think about what I would have-should have done now, but when it was happening, none of that came to mind. I wish it would have. He asked me to keep the tits under wrap and turn off the blue lights under my Jeep. Apparently, people can get confused and think my 1991 Jeep YJ with a total of 9 inches of lift sitting on 37-inch tires is a cop car. You know...the blue lights underneath and all. He's just doing his job. Dumb rule, though. One thing about Daytona Beach...it's hard to get a traffic ticket for just about anything. I'm still pissed I didn't flirt with him. What was I thinking? "You should invest in a grammar checker if you want to write professionally." What? Does it appear that I am writing a novel here? Oops, I had no idea. Wait. It doesn't read in any way like a book. Plus, the squiggly line appears underneath the shit I spell wrong. So there. Invest in a grammar checker. Go get yourself a grape Slurpee and quit worrying about my spelling. I was sexting with Bob. He ended the conversation with, "Love you!" Which is hard to read...as in what the actual meaning he intended. What do I want it to mean? That he's head over heels for me. What do I think it means? That he is casually saying it as a friend. Do I love Bob? No, not even close. He's an asshole. I am truly in love with his penis, though. If he let me, I'd fuck his dick till it fell off, and then I would use it as a dildo. That's how much I love his dick. If he was head over heels for me...I might get that chance. Geez. I really need to see a therapist.

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Tits and dog snoring. What more can you ask for?

Tits and dog snoring. What more can you ask for?

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Here is a video with a whole lot of dick-kissing. After kiss..

Here is a video with a whole lot of dick-kissing. After kissing a dick for 5 minutes, the problem is I want it in me, and that's exactly where it ended up. You can tell by the size of my clit I enjoy making this video! It was for a subscriber who requested this and gave me an awesome tip, and here it is!

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Just doing a ride around Daytona, Bike week 2023.

Just doing a ride around Daytona, Bike week 2023.

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Bike week. I'll be dressing appropriately to cause dick-hard..

Bike week. I'll be dressing appropriately to cause dick-hardening attention. Count on it. 500K thousand people. I would guess that means at least 400K cocks. There have to be a few winners in that pool of dicks.0 Sometimes you get cornered by fire, so no point in not breaking out the secrets. Just saying. I'm not much for keeping secrets anyway. Too hard, too much stress. Own it, live with it, and enjoy the notoriety of being the one who had the balls to throw it out there. Yeah, I know, philosophy by Brooke...who gives a shit. I guess these are my own thoughts as to why I didn't agree to keep a secret. I don't need to know it. I don't really want to know it. If you are dying to tell someone...tell everyone, especially if it involves other people. She told me anyway. Dumb ass. She cheated on her husband. She thinks I can relate to her now. Not even close. I warn all potential love interests I might end up sucking off their best friend or, worse, their college-aged son. So if they catch me in the garage with his dick pumping sperm in my ass...it's on them. Just say sorry for interrupting and wait patiently in the kitchen. I'll be in shortly. So no, she doesn't even remotely relate to me. She's cheating-cheating. As in she wants more than just dick from this guy. To me, at this point, she needs to decide. If she wants this new guy more than her current husband...she needs to make her intentions known to everyone. Plans need to be made. This is a life-altering event for everyone. When I do it, it's a dick-altering event. I don't give one rat's ass about the guy who owns the dick. The only emotional attachment I will have is with his penis. I go home...eventually. One day I will find a life partner that understands that.

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