If you could have one Christmas wish, what would it be? Mine - I wish I had that self believe in myself I once had. It’s not about things, it’s not about material things for me. Never has been, albeit I like cool shit.
2023-12-05 19:33:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy nipples are so sore I could cry… who’s rubbing cream on them 💦
2023-12-05 18:26:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Take 47 at not burning the house down 😂
2023-12-05 18:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you think you’re getting them off 😂
2023-12-05 16:29:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Bye bye metal mouth, you’ve been cute af.
2023-12-05 11:15:14 +0000 UTC View PostI have yet to dress up as missus Claus… I think it maybe an afternoon thing after I get the braces off!
2023-12-05 11:14:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me on an icy adventure- these knickers are giving Elsa vibes. Will you be my snowman?
2023-12-05 11:13:44 +0000 UTC View PostBenny mentioned Christmas dinner and now I got a craving.
2023-12-04 14:06:56 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly need last nights repeat tonight 😂
2023-12-04 13:50:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Eh, sometimes you have to accept your shape isn’t going to perfect when sick, no appetite kills gains 🤦♀️ ah well, here was me this morning x
2023-12-04 13:46:52 +0000 UTC View PostI’m trying to get all several hundred of you talking… someone entertain me please 😂🎉🎄🔥
2023-12-04 12:22:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s your favourite thing about Christmas?
2023-12-04 12:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostI love how no one did my Christmas tree competition 🤦♀️ you’re all sacked and on the naughty list!
2023-12-04 12:21:08 +0000 UTC View PostBest family Christmas traditions go 🎄⬇️
2023-12-04 12:20:22 +0000 UTC View PostBest travel tips or hacks go… ✈️⬇️
2023-12-04 12:19:23 +0000 UTC View PostNext trip booked… £42 return… I can’t. I always just pack a back pack. My mentality now to travel is… if I have my phones, passport and money. Ats us. Guys and girls, see the world.
2023-12-04 11:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ the most boring voice note you’ll ever hear in your life - also - has anyone seen the movie Napoleon??? X
2023-12-04 10:34:09 +0000 UTC View PostOkay so many people are asking if I’m feeling better so I’ll give you an update rather than write 20 separate messages. I’m still not 100%, the fever has broke - thank god. Migraine has eased, although light itself hurts. My neck is stiff, and my spine - oh my god my spine… it hurts to walk and I ache. Although- I’m much better than I was on Wednesday. I do not recommend this. I was just thinking ffs I had the chicken pox this year too…. Can 2023 end please - I’m checking out and checking on a flight - goodbye 😂❤️🥰
2023-12-03 13:17:08 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, I’m craving cock so badly 😭
2023-12-03 09:15:48 +0000 UTC View PostSo… my lovely OF doctor - has concluded I have had viral meningitis- how wonderful- the last hurrah of 2023 as you said Benny 😂🤦♀️
2023-12-02 14:20:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, still with a sore head but managed to make it out of bed. This is my mothers… but, I think it suits me more 🍆💦 But here, you wouldn’t know what she is getting up too to own such a hoodie 😂😂😂
2023-12-02 11:24:13 +0000 UTC View PostSitting with a bag of frozen sprouts on my head, a bag of frozen beans behind my head 😂 I’m going to have mums freezer defrosted by tomorrow 😂
2023-12-01 21:26:52 +0000 UTC View PostEven in my misery, I shouldn’t even be on my phone but, no matter how ill I feel - I’m still trying to be positive - I’m laying here thinking - what is the lesson, what can I take from this migraine - what is the learning. I think in adversity we learn a lot about ourselves, what can we take from this? I know it’s hard to have a positive mental attitude- but you have to have one.
2023-12-01 13:19:17 +0000 UTC View Post