Aaaand my turn for some alone time…
*Also, some before/during/after pics of the project we’ve been working on - for the folks that like that kinda stuff. God willing, this will be where the dogs stay… (the bubble glass still gotta go, but that’s another project for another day) … and thank you again for the light/fan, Greg… It’s perfect!*
Thanks to everyone who popped in for “happy hour” … We had fun being dumbasses… And thanks to everyone who sent a housewarming gift our way. U know who u are! I owe alotta thank yous - so feel free to send me a message and say hey if you missed the live show.
I’m painting baseboards now… B prepping tackle for tomorrow’s charter. We thought we were gonna have to cancel, but the client says he’s comfortable in rough seas, so it’s gonna be a fun one! Good sailfish weather 💪
Hey crew. Got carried away with work- pushing back the live happy hour by just one hour - so 6 pm eastern now! If you’re bored and you’ve got a few minutes to burn- come say hey… We’re just gonna have a beer and open some boxes and chit chat. I’ll show you my new bruise on my thigh… you know- totally thrilling stuff!! 6:00 pm eastern.
2022-04-09 19:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What a week! Floor is done. Grass is done.
We’ll do happy hour tomorrow - Saturday @ 5pm (eastern US) here on OF… been so excited to open these boxes! What’s in the box?!! WHATS IN THE BOX!!
(3:33) Rise n shine n Happy Friday… Started our morning off right.
*Gonna shoot for LIVE happy hour tonight so we can finally catch up with you guys & crack open the housewarming gifts you’ve sent our way. If we get tied up with work today, we’ll do a weekend happy hour instead. I’ll have a better idea where we are at around 2pm this afternoon- and I’ll let you guys know either way. Our Sunday charter got pushed back AGAIN. 8+ ft seas. No thanks*
(6:00) Some alone time with big boy…
*Hope yalls week is off to a good start*
(20:00+) Sorta got cock blocked by this sail fish…
*Finally wrapped up this boat vid… I still have more vid to share, but I gotta crash for now. Back to laying tile first thing in the morn... Goal is to be done with grout and everything by Tuesday. Charter on Wednesday. Happy Hour Thursday? Let’s see if we can stick to the plan… Hope y’all had a good weekend!!*
Sorry to keep you guys hanging. We’ve had no time to get away. Work shower sleep. Supposed to have a charter today, but rescheduled due to weather. Good news is - that gives us all day to knock out this tile job. I’ll have the boat vid posted by tomorrow, hell or high water. Back to work for now -Happy Saturday!
2022-04-02 17:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Haven’t forgot about y’all ➡️
Got some fire under our ass and started ripping out the old tile in the back room. Got some of the boys in town to help, so haven’t had time to break away and finish up the boat vid or do a happy hour with u guys… I’ll stay up and work on the boat vid tonight after everyone knocks out , so I can get it posted by tomorrow.
(*Nudes are from a few days back - my sister gifted me an hour in a “float spa” for my bday and I finally got around to it… Basically they lock you in this dark ass pod and you float in the pitch black for an hour and the “sensory deprivation” is supposed to help u relax... I got bored and ended up just wanting to jerk off the whole time… but I didn’t wanna be a degenerate and cum in their pod thing, so I didn’t… I guess it was pretty relaxing, so I’ll give em that…*
Alright. Back to work. Check back in with you tomorrow when I’ve got the boat vid wrapped up
On my way home and I am wooooound up! I wanna do to B what Will Smith did to Chris Rock… but with my weiner instead…. and maybe not so aggressively…
alright that’s me being topical. Happy Monday!
*Got some killer boat footage for you guys. I’ll work on getting it put together and posted for ya in the next day or two… and thanks for the well wishes— I’m feelin just about 100% again* 💪
Hey crew happy Friday, we’ve got a last minute evening charter booked for tn - so we’re gonna have to put the happy hour on hold. We’ll try again early next week? Maybe a hump day happy hour? Still working on new boat vids for ya this weekend 💪
2022-03-25 19:02:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey crew. Been sick as a dog for the last couple days (covid test neg, just caught a quick flu or somethin)… Lots of Gatorade + chicken noodle + jerkin off + sleep seemed to do the trick… Finally feeling better this morn 💪
Gonna get out on the water this weekend and try out some kite fishing at a new shelf we found offshore… Just me and B 😈
*Also, it’s been a while since we’ve done a LIVE happy hour- so we’re thinkin we’ll hop online tomorrow around 5:00PM eastern and open some of the house warming stuff y’all have sent us from our wishlist! Come say hey if you’re free!*
Hey crew- Happy Friday!
We had a blast at Morgan Wallen’s concert last night. Larry Fleet and Hardy opened. Larry Fleet was awesome. Hardy not my cup of tea, but he put on a great show. Ran into Jake Owen while buying beer (home boy from Vero Beach and a fellow Seminole!). I was drunkk and called him Joe Nichols (they both have that pretty hair!). We all had a good laugh about it and I snagged a pic with him. Then Morgan Wallen brought Eric Church on stage and everyone lost their minds…
We spent most the day in bed recovering. Been a while since we went that hard… but finally rallied and made it to the gym (the shot of protein B fed me definitely helped)… I’ll post the vid first thing in the morn before we head back south.
About to head out and find some good southern grub on the strip. Maybe we’ll get lucky and find a hot lil cowboy to bring back to the hotel 😜
*Lots of returning subscribers & lots of new folks. If you’ve got any questions or anything, feel free to shoot me a message. If you still want to buy the XXXmas vid, leave a comment here and I’ll add you to the list for the next blast. Hope y’all have a good night. See ya in the morning*
Reviewing all our content while B drives, just so I can make sure we don’t have anything else that will get us jammed up again… Came across this one that I forgot all about… good times
https://onlyfans.com/81873438/saltyboys
Goooood morning (wood)!
Sorry about that guys… In case you didn’t notice, our account has been on lockdown for a few days. We just have to be more careful going forward when we have a buddy join in on the fun. Luckily, we’ve got good buddies that trust us- so they all sent us the release form and proof of ID as soon as we reached out. (My best guess is we were flagged for our bud who helped out with the XXXmas vid and a few others - he looks a little on the youngg side [he’s 23] - so totally understandable on Onlyfans’ part… and a good wake-up call for us to cover all our bases BEFOREHAND)
Meanwhile- we are on the road… We didn’t have any charters this weekend, so I surprised B with a little getaway… Once we get to where we’re going, I’ll take some time to get caught up with y’all and post some new 🎥
Chilly morn here… B keepin me warm from the inside out. Happy Sunday
2022-03-13 12:46:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Gmorning crew! Cruised down the coast on my bike this morn. Caught the sunrise, did some reading/swimming… B calls, “WE HAVE A LEAK!” so I race my white ass home…
Thankfully, not an actual leak. Drain pipe for the drip tray under AC handler was clogged up. Vacuumed out the clog from the output on side of house, and we are good to go… First issue with the new casa resolved!! Kinda fun… (I say that now, until the whole damn AC unit needs replaced $$)
Storms/cold front pushing through today… down to 50s tonight! Brrr…. B is all excited to try out our little wood burning fireplace thingy… fingers crossed we don’t burn the house down.
We’ve got another video on deck for ya. Gonna go tear up our legs at the gym first though. Enjoy your weekend!!
*ah shit I just realized I totally forgot to send out XXXmas blast yesterday. This is your LAST LAST call. I am sending when I get home from gym later this afternoon. Speak now or forever hold your pen15)*
(12:35) I could really get used to this place…
Thank you again for all the love you’ve shown us over the past couple of weeks. For those of you who asked, here is the link to our Amazon wishlist:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
We added a bunch of random house stuff on there… Our Ven-mo is @sbcharters and Cashappp is $saltyboys… Tips are never required, but *always* appreciated.
Hope y’all enjoy the vid. Gonna go spoon B til he bucks me off. Gnight ❤️🤙
*I am sending out the XXXmas vid again this Friday. If you want the vid, be sure to shoot me a message or leave a comment before Friday. (If you already left a comment on the last post, you’re good to go)*
Rise n shine. Just about done with this christening vid. I’ll get it posted today. *(Also- this is your last call to get on the list for the XXXmas vid blast. I won’t be sending out again for another month or two)*
2022-03-08 12:04:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally christened our new home… Happy Sunday :)
2022-03-06 23:51:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey crew. I finally have some down time today, so I figure it’s about time I share some news with you all…
I’ve been trying to think up some clever way of “announcing” this next chapter in our lives, but there’s just no way to explain how we’re feeling… Excited. Nervous. Scared. Proud. Happy. Exhausted. Lots of emotions over the past couple of weeks. Lots of changes to process… Anyway, here is the scoop:
*B and I got engaged last month. And just this past week, we closed on our first home together!!*
Life goes so fast sometimes, so I just wanna take a minute to reflect on how we got here… Those of you who have been following us from “the beginning” will remember that our goal from Day 1 was simple: make enough extra cash to be able to fish more. No joke, that was our master plan… More money= more baitt and fuel. That was it.
Never in a million years did we imagine it would turn into this wild, years-long (life-long?) adventure. Never in a million years did we imagine we would be able to buy our dream boat. Never in a million years did we imagine getting a captains license and starting a successful charter business together. Never in a million years did we imagine we’d be able to give back to our family and our friends and causes we care about in such a prolific way… Never in a million years did we imagine buying our dream home on a canal that leads us straight out to one of the hottest offshore fishing spots IN THE WORLD. Never in a million f***ing years!!!!!
We imagined it, sure… but its like I can’t process that it’s actually happening. Right now. In real time. It’s actually happening… It’s surreal.
Like right this second is the first time I’ve been in the new place all by myself… I’m sitting on this old couch (that Kylie chewed up when I adopted her as a surprise for B’s birthday almost 4 years ago) because we don’t have any other furniture… and I’m just sitting here trying to think of the words to express how grateful I am for this life and for everything we’ve been able to accomplish together…
We dreamed up this crazy “Salty Boys” idea three summers ago, and ever since then- y’all have literally helped make our dreams come true. I know how corny that sounds, but there’s no other way to say it. We could not have done this without you. Not only do we get to fish for a living, we get to share our love for the ocean with other people. We get to meeet all these interesting folks and swap stories and life experiences and learn from one another… We are just completely humbled by the continued love and support and want y’all to know we don’t take any of it for granted…
So, what’s next… We have been really focused on the charter business and things are firing on all cylinders! It pretty much just been word of mouth up to this point, so thank you to everyone who has gone fishing with us or reached out about booking a charter with us or told your friends visiting Florida about us… We had another great charter yesterday and looking forward to another this weekend! When I tell you that nothing is more exciting for us than watching someone reel in their first big sailfish or watching someone’s face light up when they spot a sea turtle or pod of dolphins… it’s not just empty words… It’s literally so fulfilling for us to be able to help create those memories. It’s truly what we love to do.
As far as creating content for onlyfans goes- I’ve never been more excited… Once we get settled into our new space, y’all will see exactly what I’m talking about… The house itself is a dream backdrop… but it’s the location that is going to be the real game changer. We’ll have more access to secluded mangroves and blue waters than ever before… Basically, we’re about to kick it into Salty Boys high gear.
Alright. That’s what’s going on in our neck of the woods… I cannot wait to share more with you guys over the coming days and weeks and months… In the meantime, I’m just gonna drop some random pics from the past couple of weeks. Some charter pics… some moving pics… bday pics… the engagement was a very intimate family affair, so I think I’ll hang onto those for now… Just getting all the PG pics outta the way so we can focus on the christening of the new house ;)
Thank you again so much for all the love and well wishes… life is such a trip… Love y’all
Happy Sunday. I owe y’all some updates and what not… gimme another day or two TOPS. I forgot how shitty moving is ;)
(Pic is from a couple weeks ago… cruised the coast at sunrise til I found a quiet beach)
(6:30) Rise n shine. Got my morning shot of protein & headed out the door. Hope y’all have a good day 💪
2022-02-24 13:34:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Bad news for the fur lovers :(
*I will get that video posted in the next couple hours. We had last minute charter booked yesterday, another charter tomorrow… And we’re within 1 week of a big salty boy shift. Busy busy… Hope y’all had a good weekend*
Happy hump day crew!! Full moon tonight. Anybody else totally wound up? I’ve been poppin random wood all day… On my way home now. Fingers crossed B is feelin that lunar pull too.
*There’s a vid that goes with these pics- I’ll get er done by the weekend. Hope yall are having a good week so far*
Good morning crew. Hope y’all enjoyed your Super Bowl weekend. We had charters first half of the weekend, then hung out with fam for the game. Had some margs. Ate way too much… and now it’s back on the grind today.
*Got a new video on deck… and still a whole lot going on “behind the scenes” over the next two weeks…. Which reminds me- is anybody familiar with sex swings? Is there a “go-to” brand? Asking for a friend* 😏
