SALTY BOYS HOLIDAY FUNDRAISER 2022 (please read this post carefully to understand how to participate- and scroll right to view candy jar photos)
All month long- 100% of tips, 100% of merchandise sales (SaltyBoysUSA.com), and 100% of sales from our annual XXXmas 3some video will be donated directly to St. Jude Chiildren’s Research Hospital. Last year, we raised $15,000. This year, we are trying to double that amount. We will personally match the first $2,500 raised!!
This year’s XXXmas 3some video is hands-down our hottest yet. No offense to our college bud from last year’s hot tub video, or our bud from the fire truck year, but this video is *top* notch! I promise, you are gonna be drooling over our buddy… We are going to charge $20 bucks for the vid. It will be a full-length video about an hour long. It will drop Christmas morning in your inbox and 100% of sales are going to St. Jude. Once you purchase the vid, it’s yours to keep! There is always that one guy who isn’t happy about the cost of the video, so I’ll just say this- this is the only video we charge extra for all year long. We do our absolute best to make sure it’s one of our best videos of the year and 100% goes to charity. The XXXmas video has been our biggest fundraiser in the past and we’ve gotten a lot of compliments, so thank you in advance to everyone who buys the vid and supports the cause!
All month long, we will be dishing out random free-subscriptions, merchandise, gear and $ prizes to folks who tip and help share our posts on social media. One lucky grand prize winner will be selected for an all-expenses-paid weekend vacation + a fishing/boating charter with us! All you have to do to be considered for this prize is retweet, like and comment on our posts on social media. This drives up traffic for us, and ultimately drives up the amount we can raise for St. Jude!
The other grand prize is $1,500 cash. This is where the candy jar comes in! Here are the rules: Whoever guesses closest to the exact amount of M&M’s in the jar (WITHOUT GOING OVER) wins $1,500 cash (and yes, you can have the jar too!). Each person gets up to three (3) guesses! * You must tip $5 for each guess and you must leave your tip and guesses in the comments on this post (so for example- if I wanted to guess 100, 120, and 150- I would tip $15 ON THIS POST, and leave a comment with those three numbers). For the sake of keeping all the guesses chronological and transparent, you will NOT be considered for this particular prize unless you leave your tip and corresponding guess ON THIS POST. It’s first come, first serve - so if two people guess the winning number, whoever guessed first will win- so please try to do your due diligence and scroll through the comments to make sure that no one else already used your number. At the end of the month, we will crack open the jar and count them during a live stream to see who the winner is! We are providing the prize money, so 100% of the money raised through this post will be donated directly to St. Jude!
Alright, crew… I think that about covers it. Thank you again for sticking with us through another year and thanks to all the new folks who are just joining us! If you have any questions, please feel free to send me a direct message in my inbox. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!
*Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving weekend! Don’t forget to join us LIVE this Wednesday @ 5 PM Eastern to get the scoop on this year’s St. Jude Fundraiser. Big boy will be dishing out free subscriptions and cash mullah while I explain all the details. See ya then*
(5:22) Thanks to everyone who hopped on and said hi during the live last night. Here’s the post-live show.
And since lots of folks will be hanging with fam this Friday- we are going to do the next live show on Wednesday, Nov. 30 instead. Same time, 5:00 PM Eastern. We are going to go over our St. Jude Fundraiser for the month of December and how y’all can win cash prizes all month long 🎅
Good lord, a bunch of folks had trouble logging into the live last night. It was brief anyway, so let’s shoot for another live tomorrow, Monday at 5PM. And then back on schedule with another live this Friday at 5PM. And twister was fun, but maybe we’ll just cut to the chase this time ;)
And appreciate the patience, finally gonna wrap this bball vid up
(Fun fact: I used to jerk off in this basement to a VHS porno I found stashed in my grandpa’s nightstand. It was your classic big-boobied-blonde-riding-a-dick with the cheesy music in the background kinda thing… good times ha!)
*and I’m sorry for the short notice- but we are going to do this week’s live show on Saturday (tomorrow) November 19 instead… I know- my planning sucks! but I couldn’t pass up on an $80 round trip flight to hang with my grandpa :)
Gmorning. We made out just fine. Lots of rain and wind, but nothing too bad. Still have more vid from last week to get posted for yall, and we will see ya live this Friday at 5:00 PM Eastern.
Gmorning. Last pump before we hunker down for tonight. Got boat outta water and everything is secured. Storm shouldn’t be too bad, just hoping we don’t lose power or have too much of an issue with water coming up. We’ll keep ya posted.
*Thanks to everyone who hung out with us on Monday for the live show. We’ll see ya again this Friday (assuming we have power) at 5PM Eastern… and we will be settling the debate on who is the most flexible*
Big games today- #1 Georgia vs. #2 Tennessee @ 3:30 and good ole rivalry FSU vs Miami @ 7:30
Sorry again about yesterday. Had to take care of business. We will see yall LIVE this Monday, Nov 7 at 5:00 PM Eastern. And we are still on for Friday, Nov 11, same time. And I still owe y’all the baseball vid aaaand I’ve got another vid that may be the hottest we’ve made in a long time, but not sure I can share here 🤔 aaaand St. Jude 1 month out. Charters popping. Just keep swimming
Live show is postponed for today. I am sorry to everyone who was looking forward to it. Life happens and I gotta tend to some important stuff. I’ve got some other good video to share in the meantime, and will get it posted asap
Quick update: Sweet baby Disco is back home and feeling better per his Mama (fresh pic!). He was put on medication for severely inflamed intestines, but thankfully, all his other tests came back normal. Truly, thank you guys for all the love and assistance!!
Back by popular demand: Salty Boys LIVE Happy Hour this Friday at 5:00 PM Eastern… and EVERY Friday through November, same time. Mark your calendars :)
Happy Halloween crew! Started off the day my favorite way, naked on a beach… I found a big chunk of someone’s wall from the west coast. A lot of the debris from the hurricane has made its way around the Gulf Stream and is washing up on our beaches now… I’ll share full vid tomorrow.
Hope everyone had a fun/safe weekend! If you’re headed out tonight, have fun and don’t drink n drive por favor! I’ll have more Halloween fun to share with y’all during the week ahead.
Here’s one of the videos they deleted. One of my personal favorites… This was the night me and big boy went offshore to watch a meteor shower … I edited out the quick pissx we took off the side of the boat because apparently that’s just too raunchy for Onlyfans… I hope these moderators are at least enjoying themselves as they watch all our videos :)
Rise n shine. Thanks for all the help with Disco. You guys are awesome…. Also the Noles finally got a W so that’s cool… woke up to find out Onlyfans deleted 10 videos last night, I think because they may have included like 5 seconds of us pissxng off the side of the boat? (they don’t tell you why they delete vids so you can correct it- they just do it)… We’ve tried to do everything by the book here, but maybe it’s finally time to get serious about designing our own website.
Hey crew. Yall know I never ask for tips, so I’d really appreciate if you could help me out with this one. A good friend of mine needs help with a hefty vet bill for her fur baby, Disco. I love ALL dogs, but this little guy is really something special. If you enjoyed the two vids I posted yesterday, and you’ve got a few extra bucks to share, it would really make my day. Here is the link: https://gofund.me/076bf3b2
* If it’s easier to just tip here through OF- you can tip on this post (and I’ll personally cover the 20% that OF takes off the top, so that it all goes to Disco!!)
I know we all have our own shit to worry about, and I don’t mean to pull the Sarah McLachlan card on you, but I really love this little guy. Even if it’s just a buck or two or five, it all adds up. Thanks for the love. Here are some pics of me and Disco on my last visit ❤️
Happy Friday crew! Lots of you asking to see more texts between me n big boy, so I’ll keep that in mind going forward. Here’s the treat I got yesterday…
Working on vids now. Will be posted this afternoon no doubt. Big plans for November and December. More on that after the weekend :)
Dear OF Moderators: this is my partner. He is not sleepingx. I am not rxping him. There is no reason to delete these pictures. Thank you :)
*ps- Onlyfans glitched and I received A TON of back-dated messages all at once. Some dated all the way back to July, so if you just received a response to your message from 2 months ago- now you know why. I apologize for the delay- we are caught up 100% now.
And yes, if you still want to purchase the SB Xmas hot tub vid from last year- feel free to send me a quick message to my inbox.
I have two new vids on deck for you guys. Planning on making a third tomorrow if the ocean behaves herself.*
