Everyone I know is in Japan at Star Wars Celebration right n..
Everyone I know is in Japan at Star Wars Celebration right now and I am not and it's making me SICK
2025-04-17 01:40:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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Oh hey, I gotta take apart my wheel well and replace my serp..
Oh hey, I gotta take apart my wheel well and replace my serpentine and water pump belts some time in the next couple days (they disintegrated while I was driving home from the grocery store!!!!!!), would you guys be interested in watching a live stream of me working on my fuckass Mazda in a bikini or something???????
2025-04-15 19:04:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe IRS just fucked me harder than I fuck myself, which is p..
The IRS just fucked me harder than I fuck myself, which is pretty fucking hard 🥴 (ft. @purplehairedgf’s hand)
2025-04-15 18:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostNo I’m not cold why do you ask 🥴
No I’m not cold why do you ask 🥴
2025-04-08 17:34:36 +0000 UTC View PostGood date night :) @purplehairedgf
Good date night :) @purplehairedgf
2025-04-08 02:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostI just spent an hour and a half deep scrubbing every little ..
I just spent an hour and a half deep scrubbing every little crevice of my shower and now I’m high on mold and mildew killer fumes how’s ur Friday going so far 🥴
2025-04-04 21:47:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok so I restarted my ye olde lewd free page @savannahsolofre..
Ok so I restarted my ye olde lewd free page @savannahsolofree !! I want to start posting my whole PPV catalog on there so you guys can peruse it without having to work up the nerve to message me for stuff, but it'll be a little slow going to find all the clips in the depths of this disorganized hard drive and get them uploaded!
2025-03-27 21:34:09 +0000 UTC View PostI can never get any work done in this god damn house, she’s ..
I can never get any work done in this god damn house, she’s like a fuckin teat seeking missile 😭
2025-03-26 17:04:11 +0000 UTC View PostI apparently am allergic to following instructions 💀
I apparently am allergic to following instructions 💀
2025-03-25 18:02:06 +0000 UTC View PostUnrelated to these pics, how would yall feel about a Helly R..
Unrelated to these pics, how would yall feel about a Helly R cosplay 👀
2025-03-19 02:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostJust on the off chance you guys are looking for more people ..
Just on the off chance you guys are looking for more people to sub to, some of my friends (who are all incredible and talented creators) lost a very dear friend this week. They’re all taking a little well deserved time to grieve, and I want to encourage people to sub to them while they’re in the thick of it so they can have just a smidge less income to worry about! @omystephaniemichelle @melissadrew @hexhypoxia @womanwearingred @bishoujomom @mishamai @bunniblack
2025-03-17 20:57:18 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t tell if the over-saturation looks nice on these or i..
I can’t tell if the over-saturation looks nice on these or if I look like a 2011 Facebook filter but honestly I don’t care 🥴
2025-03-15 04:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostNgl the pics I took the other day slap 🥴
Ngl the pics I took the other day slap 🥴
2025-03-14 03:03:25 +0000 UTC View Post😂😭 @purplehairedgf walked in while I was taking pics and the..
😂😭 @purplehairedgf walked in while I was taking pics and they just—
2025-03-11 21:28:46 +0000 UTC View PostI deep cleaned my studio and got a massive new mirror to mak..
I deep cleaned my studio and got a massive new mirror to make filming easier!! And tummy enthusiasts everywhere will be thrilled to know I gained 10 lbs over Sad Girl Winter 💕😂 enjoy it while it’s back for a limited time only
2025-03-09 16:29:08 +0000 UTC View PostShow of hands who else raises from the dead at the first war..
Show of hands who else raises from the dead at the first warm spring breeze only to launch into a furious manic cleaning mode?? Cuz I’m balls deep in this back porch and on my way to go buy a pressure washer 🥴 I spent 8 hours cleaning my office, half a day cleaning my foyer and gecko tank, and 4 hours scrubbing Litter Robots yesterday 💀 who knows what today holds in store. If I have half a brain it will include answering all my messages because WOW that dm inbox is crying out for help in ways it has never cried before 😂
2025-03-07 19:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostI’m guesting at Nerdi Gras in Atlanta this weekend so if you..
I’m guesting at Nerdi Gras in Atlanta this weekend so if you see me please say hi!! I’ll have goodies at my booth 🥹💕
2025-02-27 05:16:39 +0000 UTC View Post[SWIPE] being a frumpy bitch in my day to day life is so fun..
[SWIPE] being a frumpy bitch in my day to day life is so fun cuz like,,, you wouldn’t know unless you already know. You know?
2025-02-20 00:15:15 +0000 UTC View PostSending out an absolutely banger clip tonight for Valentine’..
Sending out an absolutely banger clip tonight for Valentine’s Day 🫡
2025-02-15 00:54:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhen u want her to dom u but instead she’s dominating Fortni..
When u want her to dom u but instead she’s dominating Fortnite @purplehairedgf
2025-01-30 22:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostI’m having an awful day and I’m crying like a little bitch s..
I’m having an awful day and I’m crying like a little bitch someone tell me I’m pretty 😭
2025-01-30 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy waist to titty ratio in this pic is just so 😩 [chef’s kis..
My waist to titty ratio in this pic is just so 😩 [chef’s kiss]
2025-01-29 02:27:54 +0000 UTC View PostYall im watching Gladiator 2 and this movie is so ass, Russe..
Yall im watching Gladiator 2 and this movie is so ass, Russell Crowe would have never done me dirty like this
2025-01-22 05:44:29 +0000 UTC View PostAaahhh nothing like a relaxing bath in Shrek’s swamp 😂 or ma..
Aaahhh nothing like a relaxing bath in Shrek’s swamp 😂 or maybe I’m in Wicked. Perhaps both. Shreked????
2025-01-17 22:35:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis isn’t a sexy post, just a life update post cuz I found ..
This isn’t a sexy post, just a life update post cuz I found my wedding dress yesterday and I wanted to show you all 🥹💕
2025-01-14 15:14:48 +0000 UTC View PostAAAYYYYYYO!!!!!! @sassyserpents
AAAYYYYYYO!!!!!! @sassyserpents
2025-01-12 06:21:10 +0000 UTC View PostBro it’s getting straight up delicious in this dungeon 🥴🍽️ @..
Bro it’s getting straight up delicious in this dungeon 🥴🍽️ @sassyserpents
2025-01-09 01:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post