This life couldn’t be harder.
This life couldn’t be harder.
2025-04-11 21:33:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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I know what this place is… and that makes it painful.
I know what this place is… and that makes it painful.
2025-01-30 01:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostI'm just saying I was put here to put this sort of stuff out..
I'm just saying I was put here to put this sort of stuff out..
2024-10-28 23:14:08 +0000 UTC View PostPlease sink into dis’ kiss kiss kiss He placed the leather ..
Please sink into dis’ kiss kiss kiss
He placed the leather belt curled up neatly on the small of my back while my hands were collectively tied to each wood leg of the selective ottoman in his bedroom. He was going to whip the shit out of me. And I was going to let him. Something about the cavalier attitude, like it was just business as usual, between us, got me smirking while I looked at the ground attempting to decide whether I was displeased or not with this fate in store.
It was almost a game. I didn’t want to be hit. For sure. Who? lol look, nobody names the game that. Pain is immediately registered by our pre frontal cortex as a mechanism to keep coal shoveling down our systems neuron receptors. It’s pain that keeps a man alive. As for women? Well… can’t very much speak as to how “alive” they really we’ll be alright anyway. But that’s fair you know? I mean have those flock proven these things to you as of lately, my good effing sir?
BESIDES the point. F you to the no-howers that do dare come forth seeking masturbatory refuge within stakes of this company without recognizing a unifying factor (as for the live joints I publish, those are merely, simply, just ALRIGHT THOSE ARE ANIMAL PRONE INGLACIERS TO EFFING SOAK MY LIFE WITH AN ORGASM TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY FOR, JUST O’ PLEASE HAVE IT BE FOR ONLY A SECOND) and like clock work he would start to whip me with small spurts. Those ones… are the bane of thee existence of mine here shall tell it honest as come do a lot O’ time ol’ sport O’. He really wanted me to hurt. And I thought it was funny. So I laugh. Perhaps maybe that evens the tension between when your sir decides to openly suggest himself hurting you as in whipped the shit out of, because there’s just some heavy tension that’s being unfulfilled by the sex that eben xx
#flows
Always let him smack you. Always.
P.S.
A careful tip to newbies: if you take your lickings without sound it ISN’T as fun since sir wants to know his power is being received. ALSO, tempers may be flaring during this small brief morsel of a moment.. you will be able to tell “all is well” when he succumbs to your pining and whining moves over to the front of where you (shall sat) are positioned, and like a dentist who gives you a lollipop afterwards, plops his big fat horsey cockus deliciously onto your tongue, beyond your gums, and right like a ripe succulent oblong fig, you get to suckle your master to show thy’s appreciation plus all the way, until his flaccid lump of a penis looks mighty healthy but with veins protruding like you just made a grape a raisin.
You had better have your protein if you’re going to be engaging in such strenuous physical activity’s.
What do you know my innocent lil (short for little) buttox i..
What do you know my innocent lil (short for little) buttox is shone right where I wanted to have em (“em’” pertains to me… Ethan… the guy(fellow) who’s (that’s) typing dis’(short for “this” but for epic reasons we decided to let him (“em’”) go with our brand new seduction specialist Ebonics sort(typ)a way)))) the big “E” on da’ word “Ebonics” is because my name is Ethan AND that ALSO started with an “E” so 😏 what could be more fitting 🤷🏻♂️
2024-08-23 02:31:36 +0000 UTC View Postf0rced a good hunk out of me tis morning... top o' the morni..
f0rced a good hunk out of me tis morning... top o' the morning too ya laddy's
2024-08-15 13:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostENTRY 1: (So being that my life is so crucially significant..
ENTRY 1:
(So being that my life is so crucially significant)
They gave me
A pink
Pen,
Idk if it was
To be funny ironic
Or sick ironic
But judging on
How they treated
Me, things are the
regular treatment
of any guy
Caught in my predicament
of having
An affair with
The sugar daddy dean,
Not professor,
The fucking dean
and screwing him
into not only whatever
I wanted, shoes?
Shirts from Saks Firth Ave,
Fresh bleu cheese
Burgers from the
“Good” grocery store
and as much as u would like
to pretend, the physical
end if the bargain was...
alot easier than
I originally planned it
To be.
Somewhere inside me
There is some sick part of me that’s insistent on getting the most out of life while doing the bare minimum. Like a genius that brags about it at dinner parties with
families
while also
having a
Twin and
Worst more
You are
So rotton
to the
core because
only a rat
or serpent
will eat fallen fruit
and you
sink your
teeth into
every last
peach
on the
tree
to the ground,
and in the floor.
I can’t explain why I need to do this
but I
I feel
that
on
some level you actually understand
&
will
forgive
me.
I told the arguing parts in my head to pipe
The fuck fish PLEASE
Riding the man that made me this way.
Riding the man that made me this way.
2024-07-11 17:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe waking moment, cautiously whisks another tune at vigorou..
The waking moment, cautiously whisks another tune at vigorously doing something… do I (may) have your attention?
Make it make sense
This movie is a porno. I’m stuck with flesh… how relic
Provocative copy of visions I requested to forget
Make it make sense
Remind me how to grow a hold on something that divulged from my grasp just forever ago
Grainy images on my timescale but she doesn’t shout because she’s called a woman and should be civil
Make it make sense
Word for word an endless surge of fees from things that never introduced their relation to me
Make it make sense
Slimy paragraphs to interrupt the intense notion of falling through atoms
Make it make sense that I can comprehend the fall of atom and be a man made of this stuff at the very same effing time… lark… time.
Cry because it’s tears you fear in the fabric. AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT WORD
“Congealed Tears”
For an age of informant nothingness. Too aware too aware, the death and fall of the bare belly beast of man was its learning of itself. Shallow hall complexities. AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW TO SHOUT (nay) SAY YAY
Make it make sense
Lifeless entities that all crave the absolution of being “real”
Make it make sense
Definitive answers to complex emotions that require us to stay under the whim that we don’t control our matrix of puzzlazation in the very well n good first place
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
rock you’re top you’re something goofy because my reflection wanted to see something funny fornicated on the deep dark abysmal screen of the precipice after it no longer feels the deep dark depths of the deep dark abyss, now repeat one thing to me during all this nautical nonsense that will make for (as) my secret code for unlocking to (how) survive this ‘say one thing and do another’ universe
Make it make sense
Wrongfully
Chimed in of the son of forever that we have energy ballads recognized as orbits
Now…. I will like to ask myself. Himself. She self. Whatever the elf on the shelf is helfing… did that last comment make sense?
I’m just trying to wet my whistle
I’m just trying to wet my whistle
2024-06-17 23:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I ride until I literally fall off the toilet. Please say wha..
I ride until I literally fall off the toilet. Please say what you would like to about male masturbation, but we do have the same g spots a female has in her cunt in our asses....so ..... I would be a fool not to cooperate with mother nature and use my release time accordingly... :-)
I orgasm so hard I fall off the fucking toilet
Was going to be a jerk about the caption of this me here n’ ..
Was going to be a jerk about the caption of this me here n’ now (very well) as in hoing to a max(ish) capacity because it is (and I am) very well by myself and don’t have abilities (at the and this current yesteryear moment) of/and/but thusy (that’s thus + a “but why” cuz I do think I to be a pretty decent ham in the blanket) (a tyrant even) but no. No no. Instead I will leave the caption to something more effing as in goddamn simple and retell an effing paralegal as in most moist, just most effing moist and more than not NOT illegal but hey here’s to saying whatever actions thas (that + a “s” cuz there do be too many of those words that lay meaning eggs in yer hamlet basket in this old leave em’ well and dirty, that’s what we all want and it’s what we felt afterwards… no.. not more wordy thought banks please and thank you mr. Life whos if’s and’s are pretty please but thus just a (but a fictional) destroying mess that leave his body tired and rampant for release
It’s time for recovery & I shall Roy Blair the air with words he hath doth speaketh or as in been ordered by nature to metabolise within boundaries without and within they are not the control of (h)ours (they are but the minute hand and this is me playing duck duck fucking hump a goddamn chair because men l lay bare there naked with have proven themselves to be inconvenient. #proven “AND LEAVE OUT ANYTHING THAT WE DON’T NEED… BAD COMPANY”
A replica of these exact eyes. 2a + b(squared) Dive bomb..
A replica of these exact eyes.
2a + b(squared)
Dive bomb flower
When Adam Levine said it’s not always rainbows and butterflies it’s compromise that moves us along I felt that so hard it got me through having to blow people I didn’t want to.
For the wind to suck, the moon to fuck and the sun to watch our lie.
Isn’t it funny and ironic but not how we are made to sync up wrong but not incorrectly.
Do we hold the rabbit on a chain. She’s a little baddie. Gonna throw her to the flame. Sunk not but this is the first time floating for all of us. Hmu
I squandered my resistance for a pocket full of mumbles.
I was born one too. Read it again.
Our bodies have clocks. So does the universe. What time is it? Why is every number necessary? Why are rhetorical questions reminiscent of the holy divine answer. It’s all about the process.
Everything in life feels congruent to a dream I forgot. As soon as a moment happens that’s significant (foot holds it) I am always like ok yeah this is universally significant therefore has happened before just like this because one human life (my life) is as important as being a crucial step for humanity and for well yes survival. So being that my life is so crucially significant (because you know the butterfly effect and what have you… no no it is the butterfly effect which is also kinda the domino effect but please do forget the flapping of the wings thing causing a typhoon BECAUSE THAT IS JUST A METAPHOR PEOPLE ITS JUST AN EFFING METAPHOR DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY BUT DOOOOOO ((double please)) take it literally that a butterfly… a small insignificant butterfly is significant enough to cause a gravity fluctuation with a flap of its wings that help aid the trajectories of the things around it and in the order of causing a typhoon halway across the effing bloody world) #bigthingssmallpackages #dope #bug #booya
#woof==here's thee boy's cream filling.
#woof==here's thee boy's cream filling.
2024-03-05 03:39:26 +0000 UTC View PostRubbing it out while maid is cleaning house while wearing ex..
Rubbing it out while maid is cleaning house while wearing ex GF's pantalones
2024-03-02 18:21:09 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t control my love. I couldn’t control my love. I cou..
I can’t control my love.
I couldn’t control my love.
I could never control my love.
This may sound like complete rubbish but this took me a lot ..
This may sound like complete rubbish but this took me a lot of brain power to effing and fucking put together and it’s like
2024-01-13 09:36:06 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you people out there bought this… you bought this and..
I hope you people out there bought this… you bought this and you had no idea what u watched.
Good.
This short is entitled “Ch0ke Me I’m Spanked” *****++******..
This short is entitled “Ch0ke Me I’m Spanked”
*****++*********+++******+++*******+++******
This is an awkward attempt at making something beautiful and most definitely tempting in the non-opposite force of way (he’s bi guys get yer life)
Figured if you liked it enough you’d leave me a little something to compensate for da stupid passion funneled into an artistic medium. If you don’t, then still enjoy. Please, let me know your true thots (:)
You're gonna have to buy this post but I boast about it cuz ..
You're gonna have to buy this post but I boast about it cuz it's a good one.
2024-01-11 01:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostI see you've heard of me///LOADED: Devils Fruitcake Erase y..
I see you've heard of me///LOADED: Devils Fruitcake
Erase yer head
Or ur body
to give a damn where it let itself down.
You’ll become an astronaut with an end with no ceiling curling curling curling
Exit the hallway on the left
Wings all topsy turvey
An Angel with no soul
Just a body
These incubuses
Dip their pen of ink into it
Drawn out
Secretly it’s their penises
Mind ya tongue when you speak about me now
I am your Lucif3r
The one you pou(r)t about
All through ur bones
I write till I have no soul
It’s left to cower on its own.
On its own
I said on its fucking own.
In the end I worship you
In desired silence
When we wake we don’t play no games
Getting r@ped till the nights fall
Then it’s exit the hallway on the left
These things are so hard to see sometimes
Deja vu all over again
Rip my soul to parts
Well, here we are again. #highcrotch
Well, here we are again. #highcrotch
2023-12-13 23:55:42 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t have any love and I am a good person.
I don’t have any love and I am a good person.
2023-12-12 05:43:01 +0000 UTC View Post