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I told a guy on cod yesterday that I was gonna fart in his f..

I told a guy on cod yesterday that I was gonna fart in his face (my way of saying that I was going to destroy him in-game) and he said not to threaten him with a good time and that that’s his fetish…

bro really a freak like me 😔😔

Where my fart freaks at ? 😍😍😝😋🤓

I really love how freaky you are. You’re freaky like me. We’..

I really love how freaky you are. You’re freaky like me. We’re meant to be 🦶🥹😼👍💗🫵

Tim Cheese is innocent. John Pork is evil. And Tim’s wife is..

Tim Cheese is innocent. John Pork is evil. And Tim’s wife is a whore 😤😤 iykyk

Hype… or no? 🤨🦶This pack is from 2000. Shit older than me 😲P..

Hype… or no? 🤨🦶

This pack is from 2000. Shit older than me 😲

Please dont ask me to open it or I’ll bite you 😬🦷😡😾🩸

Had to get this one bc red gyarados is my favorite pokemon 😋😝🗣️

my underwear reads: “caution, WET.” So watch out, pal. Or I’..

my underwear reads: “caution, WET.” So watch out, pal. Or I’ll get you 🫵😎😎💦💦

sometimes I want to bark at you until you think there’s some..

sometimes I want to bark at you until you think there’s something wrong with me 😊🦶🗣️🗣️🗣️

let's go on a vacation together so i can trap you in the hot..

let's go on a vacation together so i can trap you in the hotel room and force you to be stuck with me !!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄 (I will never leave your side) 😄😄

A more natural-esque selfie with my gyatt??? 😟 holy shit— sh..

A more natural-esque selfie with my gyatt??? 😟 holy shit— she looks terrified 😟 (it’s bc I told her no more catnip toys bc she’s crazy) 👍🙂

your new hat has arrived. now put me on your head 😎 (this is..

your new hat has arrived. now put me on your head 😎 (this is the part where we laugh and then start making out)

look… I never said I was smart. but… maybe… if I can make yo..

look… I never said I was smart. but… maybe… if I can make you cum, you can ship it to LA to help fight the fires 🙏

I feel like cum would be a very fire-suffocating type of liquid 🙏🙏🙏

Please. Do it to save the GTA map 😔😔

Throwback to 2020 when I used to cover myself in paint all t..

Throwback to 2020 when I used to cover myself in paint all the time like a dumbass 😍😍😍 maybe I should do it again 🤨

Now… back to our regularly scheduled programming… ass 😎🕺

Now… back to our regularly scheduled programming… ass 😎🕺

am I allowed to post gaming clips here? 😳 shits pantsdont as..

am I allowed to post gaming clips here? 😳 shits pants

dont ask why I play like that. I was locked in 😔

HAPPY NEW YEARS, SHART MASTERS!! 🕺🥳⭐️if you'd like to—share ..

HAPPY NEW YEARS, SHART MASTERS!! 🕺🥳⭐️

if you'd like to—share your New Year's resolutions with me in the DMs! 😄💗

Here's some 🅱️itty for you and i hope that 2025 is a wonderful year for you 🫵🫶🎉😎💗

anyway, minion or da bob fo’ today ? 🤨and no… not freak bob ..

anyway, minion or da bob fo’ today ? 🤨

and no… not freak bob this time 🫵😒

challenge: figure out when this meme will die 😲😲😲😲 it’s neve..

challenge: figure out when this meme will die

😲😲😲😲 it’s never-ending at this point

shit following us into 2025 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 (not even my grandma followed me into 2025) 😭😭🙏🕊️

holy shart, a video 😍😍😼now tell me your weirdest dream so I ..

holy shart, a video 😍😍😼

now tell me your weirdest dream so I can point and laugh at you 🫵🤤🕺

I hope you guys got some great gifts for Christmas! 😄💗I got ..

I hope you guys got some great gifts for Christmas! 😄💗

I got a giant jar of p00p and some casino chips… so I’m very happy 😋😋🔥🔥🎄

(Joke) 😧

❄️ Happy Christmas Eve and happy holidays! I hope everyone i..

❄️ Happy Christmas Eve and happy holidays! I hope everyone is having a lovely time this season 😊🦌

Much love!! 🩵☃️

I got like 10 bajillion clips like this and better (crowd ch..

I got like 10 bajillion clips like this and better (crowd cheers) 😎

Do you think you could beat me in a quickscoping 1v1? 😲 be fr 🫵😠

bet you couldn’t beat me in a quickscoping 1v1 on cod 🫵😎

bet you couldn’t beat me in a quickscoping 1v1 on cod 🫵😎

tryna skibidi rizz you for the holidays 🫵😍😍 (sharts) 😇

tryna skibidi rizz you for the holidays 🫵😍😍 (sharts) 😇

and then there’s me 😱

and then there’s me 😱

selfie with my furry-ass partner in crime: Bug 🐞🫵😼AKA: Blug ..

selfie with my furry-ass partner in crime: Bug 🐞🫵😼

AKA: Blug 🔥 or fuckass 🔥🔥😎

(jk, except for the blug part)

bro is judging me 😱😞

bro is judging me 😱😞

Putting my pussy in your face so you'll send brain rot memes..

Putting my pussy in your face so you'll send brain rot memes back and forth with me 🫵😠

(i'll get you to do it eventually if it's the last thing i do 🤬)

I spy with my little eye… you and me holding hands while we ..

I spy with my little eye…

you and me holding hands while we watch ninja low taper fade memes in bed together 😍

or the Minecraft pig on my leg. That works too 😐

no fr tho, yesterday I was walking outside to get my mail when all of a sudden I saw this massive—

🥷🎶💇
(iykyk 😁)

can I tho? 😼😼

can I tho? 😼😼

Hey guys 💕I’m sorry for being quiet lately I’ve been spendin..

Hey guys 💕I’m sorry for being quiet lately I’ve been spending some much-needed time with the fam. Life got a little crazy😵‍💫but I’m back now and I’m ready to make it up to you. 😉Im curious to know what you wanna see from me content wise. Answer this poll and if the thing you wanna see from me is not in the list comment it below.

Also DM me what you voted for and ill send you something if I already have something for you 🫶

if you don't like this I'll come into your bed and m*lest yo..

if you don't like this I'll come into your bed and m*lest your big toe tonight 🫵😼
my threats are never empty 😠😁