What have I been up to since mid-December?? Flashing them big thangs and stripping my clothes off inside photobooths! IYKYK. ▶️ PRESS PLAY
Awkward locations to get naked in, but I have yet to get arrested or deported. Although I have been caught once or twice! 👀
“Dip and dunk” analog Photobooths in Germany, UK, Switzerland, Netherlands, Spain.
My tattoo artist and I finally started coloring my leg sleeve! I started this thing almost a decade ago! And then because of life money travel murphy’s law etc etc….we never finished it.
Anyway, my tattooist asked me to send leg photos so he can start planning the color scheme.
Here is what I sent. do you think he knows I’m flirting with him?? 😏
Life update:
End of setember I was back in the USA for a 7weeks across I5 cities work visit. Social numbness for 12 days before hosting 38 people for Thanksgiving. Very next day I flew to UAE. spent 5 days in Dubai, now a week in Mumbai. this coming Tuesday from India I fly directly to Sweden for a tattoo appointment. Back home in Portugal next weekend for 48 hours before hopping back on a plane to Berlin Germany for a business meeting for my company, then to Florence for another couple days of meetings. Home on the 20th of December for 72 hours. Then a flight to Amsterdam, a train into Zurich on Christmas Eve. Christmas in Zurich. Home on December 28 - and then it will be the new year.
Q4 has been and remains until the very end - utterly chaotic! no rest for the wicked etc etc.
Here’s a great picture of me showcasing how to take a bath in Mumbai.
Happy Election Day, to those that celebrate **rolls eyes.
you're an American, go do your civic duty - then watch this throwback VLOG about sucking dick on presidential election night 2008 🇺🇲
https://onlyfans.com/67011044/morejocelyn
I’ll be laying down on the job again today 😏
EDIT: Audio
good morning to this ray of Chicago sunshine, and good morning to it only
2024-10-16 13:52:30 +0000 UTC View Post
good morning to this ray of Chicago sunshine, and good morning to it only
2024-10-16 13:51:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This little piggy went to market…
This little piggy stayed home…
Babe, will you grab me a cold beer?
…then get in here with me.
I just got dicked down in San Francisco.
Thats it.
Thats the post.
😏
omgggg another update. I currently live inside a cyclone of travel and fucked up circadian rhythms
2024-09-25 19:19:16 +0000 UTC View Post*tip: watch to the end* ;-)
I was going through my mom’s **old cookbooks**, hand-written recipes on index cards, ripped out Bonapatite magazine recipes from the 1970's...when **I found the cardboard packaging for Land O Lakes butter** (which was at least as old as I am.)
*I instantly knew exactly what it was.*
I unfolded the box and looked on the inside...and was flooded with nostalgia. Sure enough, typed on inside of the butter packaging was THE true traditional fudge recipe.
Back in the day certain common American household ingredients came with cooking and baking recipes discreetly on the inside of packaging.
Chocolate fudge is candy. And **real candy making is a dangerous spor**t. Lots of heat, caramelizing sugars over stove and A LOT OF ELBOW GREESE. a lot. Like for real, you need some upper body strength for making candy! I might be a bit pudgy, but make no mistake…*your girl is strong*.
Well worth the hours of effort. Final product was exactly how I remembered from decades past. The taste, the texture! True fudge. Just like your mama, and your mama’s mama used to make. The kind that gets even better after it sits for a few days. Now that the seasons are changing and cool weather is coming soon, I cannot wait to make another batch for the upcoming chosen-family holiday gatherings.
throwback to these shots, playing with light. I should haul out and fuck around with my Sony digital camera again. I got so frustrated over the months because it’s a difficult brand to learn. Super difficult. decided to put it away for a while before I throw it across the room. But maybe it’s time to flex that muscle again.
2024-09-05 00:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
when she's fertile and in full bloom
2024-09-04 21:33:06 +0000 UTC View Post
🚫 **DON'T BE LIKE THIS GUY**
It hurts my feelings when subscribers have the audacity to complain about my nakedness. It blows me away that any person could ever complain, even a little, about having instant access to a woman offering her body and sexuality. It offends me when **only** my "explicit" content receives likes and gets attention. As if all my work here, my effort, editing, storytelling and erotic art is not just as worthwhile.
If you Subscribe to my page *without reading my bio* and instantly rush past hundreds and hundreds *and hundreds* of videos and images and vlogs (*4+ years of archive*) in just minutes **without stopping once to appreciate any of it**
- You do not appreciate women.
- You do not actually desire eroticism.
- You have become desensitized to the privilege of engaging with real humans.
- You do not appreciate artistic expression.
- You have the attention span of a fruit fly.
**My bio states**
***I’m a flirt, introvert, artist. I recently immigrated to Southern EU from the USA to embrace a slower lifestyle, while working towards a land purchase as location for an off-grid hospitality venture. My page is not just porn, it’s snippets of my real life. Your investment goes beyond your own erotic exploration; it helps subsidize my passion projects and life’s work.
ABOUT MY PAGE:
• I only shoot quality content that feels authentic
• Sony digital - super8 film - analog - iPhone
• frequent / consistent posts
• nude, implied, artsy, explicit gifs, naturist, vlogs
• PPV to unlock
• ratings
• panties
I’m a SOLO creator. There’s no b/g or g/g porn on my page***
1700 files on my page, at initial subscription cost of $13.99 = **paying less than $0.01 penny per post** ...a few of which, I might add, are full length orgasm videos.
Complaining about a baddie sharing herself with you? That's wild.
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**goodnite message**
*I’ll be feeling pretty high and mighty in the morning* 😏
**The Talking Heads** 1983 song *This Must Be The Place*…is the best love song of the 1980’s?
2024-08-27 16:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post**20 MINUTE HAPPY VLOG** - yes indeedy *THE* vlog I have been promising for 6 months.
Hello to all my new fans, and I see you..those of y’all who have recently re-subscribed again. Welcome and welcome back! Please take some time to scroll waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back to the earlier years of my page. *There are thousands of videos + photos here*. But also many VLOGS.
Believe it or not, my **vlog series** is actually my *most engaged with category of content* here. Some are flirty, a couple are raunchy, some are serious, all of them are candid.
THIS VLOG HERE, is an update I have been promising for a long time (half a year!!). It’s a shout out to my loyal fans. The ones who have stuck around during a *a whole year, during which I was unable to post almost any content at all*. Those fans, **they kept their rebill on anyway**.
They stuck around even though I wasn’t very active because of the value I have brought to their lives, because they missed me, because they wished me well and hoping I was okay. Hoping that their $20 bucks monthly would help the circumstances I was in. What a kindness! What generosity…less even about the actual money, but generosity of spirit.
The people who stick around here value ME. And that means the world. Sure they appreciate the body parts and gratuitous smut, but they stick around for the emotional vulnerability, and the art.
I'm back in my creative era. Watch me.
**MAGIC TRICK!** …when porn becomes 3D reality
*p.s. I really like my audio edit*
**reminder:** *If you can see this post, please slam the like button!* **likes, comments and tips** *are what allows me to pay my bills and keeps me motivated to stick around in this horny creative space. I really do appreciate y'all being here.*
Remember her? Bored n’ horny 2020 pandemmy-era. When I was trying to wait out the lockdowns living in cabins across North Carolina. 🧡
2024-08-04 13:53:59 +0000 UTC View Post
good morning from me and my half dozen hydration glasses on the nightstand
2024-08-03 09:33:47 +0000 UTC View Post
stills from my very first short-film I ever made back in 2020. That video is currently retired, but you should definitely still enjoy these photos...*ahem*.
2024-07-30 19:13:15 +0000 UTC View PostThinking about this project…and that I should make more content like this. Camera editing wizardry!
2024-07-30 14:56:40 +0000 UTC View PostPart 1
The long awaited flirty update!!!….*is still coming*
Hello my friends and lovers!
It's been minute, but I have a legit explanation, and it's coming your way shortly.
**Tenho ma atualização para todos vós, este fim de semana!**
Stay tuned this weekend
xx
- Jo
