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2023-08-28 15:11:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Last chance to enjoy 50% off your subscription to @weenerwomanVIP! And join me ✨TONIGHT for my OF LIVE at 8pm EST. ✨My favourite part is when we all cum together... 😊💦
2023-05-30 13:14:47 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-05-24 00:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Ugh, another Monday? Let's stay in bed instead. 🥰
2023-05-01 13:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostTime for ✨WeEnErViDeO!✨This week we have BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: PART 2 in which Brooke and Tali get to fuck in front of Shane and get some, too. A good time had by all! Enjoy!!!!💦
2023-04-28 17:24:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's GET THE WHOLE DAMN SET Friday! Start your weekend off right with this beautiful set of juicy photos. 🍊 We got tits! Pussy! Asshole! All in mind-blowing 4k. Wow-ee! Have a great weekend, y'all. 😘
2023-04-28 13:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it Thursday, before midnight? Then it's time for ✨wEeNeRoTiCa!✨Oh, you're in for a treat with Brooke and Tali! In BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, PART 2, the gal pals finish the job with Shane, not before getting their wish to fuck each other while he watches. This story is all action with very little plot. Yeehaw. Enjoy! 🤠💦
2023-04-28 02:29:48 +0000 UTC View Post
A little over-the-shoulder smoulder for your Thursday. 🔥 Almost as hot as the video landing in your inbox today! I'm predicting hot eruptions, baby. 🌋
2023-04-27 13:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Orange you glad to see me? 😏🍊🍊
2023-04-25 13:53:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Monday, weeners! 🧡 Hope you'll take advantage of ✨50% off✨ over at @weenerwomanvip to celebrate my next OF LIVE, this *Wednesday, April 26th at 8pm EST!* There will be the usual hijinks, jokes, stories (I went to an orgy this past weekend...), and sexy toys to threaten us all with a good time! Join us. 😈 And have a good week, y'all! 💕
2023-04-24 13:19:02 +0000 UTC View Post*burp* HERE SHE COMES! It's time for ✨WeEnErViDeO!✨ In BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: PART 1, Tali and Brooke find a guy while on vacation that they both want to fuck. Compete? Hell no! Fuck him together? Very yes. 🤝 Enjoy this animated smut, my weeners! 💦💦💦
2023-04-21 23:40:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's ✨wEeNeRoTiCa✨ is BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: PART 1! Brooke and Tali go on their annual fuck trip and while in Los Angeles, encounter a guy they both find hot. You'll never believe what happens next! Spoiler alert: they all fuck! Enjoy. 💦💦💦
2023-04-20 20:55:39 +0000 UTC View Post
I'd love to dance for you... check your inboxes for the steamiest POV lap dance! 🔥🔥🔥
2023-04-20 14:19:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's settle business first. 📸 allure.photos
2023-04-18 14:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-04-17 13:48:01 +0000 UTC View PostLIVE FROM MY HOTEL ROOM IN ASPEN, it's ✨WeEnErViDeO!✨ In WET DREAMS 2.0, Lori gets permission to make her boyfriend's dreams cum true by fucking him in his sleep. And they somehow manage anal? Incredible! Enjoy! 💦
2023-04-14 19:09:17 +0000 UTC View Post
These photos are beautiful, classic, and sexy... so get your hands on the whole set! 💋 Have a great weekend!!
2023-04-14 13:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Last week, a redaction. This week, a re-write! WET DREAMS is a story about sleepfucking. When I published it here last week, one of you kindly brought to my attention that fucking without consent is sexual assault. Upon reflection, I had to concur, and redacted the story within 24 hours. This week's ✨wEeNeRoTiCa✨ is the same story, now with CONSENT! All that was missing was a conversation and a few little tweaks, and honestly, it makes the erotica so much hotter. Consent needs to be at the heart of every story I write here. Every character's gotta be game, full stop. While a lot of these tales flow outta me quite easily, writing a good sex scene requires diligent care to avoid perpetuating harmful stereotypes. If you read the redacted story last week and felt icky, I'm sorry. Sex is a wondrous, tender, powerful thing, wrapped around so many of our deepest fears, desires, and joys. I'm proud of myself for getting this far -- 21 stories! -- without issue. And when issues arise, I'm always happy to correct course. Harm reduction forever! Thanks for reading, and of course, thanks for being here. 💞 Now enjoy this hot erotica!!!! 💦💦💦
2023-04-13 17:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Something extremely sexy landing in your inboxes today! 💦
2023-04-13 13:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Pondering the world in black and white... 💭🖤
2023-04-11 13:12:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A happy hi-res Butthole Friday to those who celebrate. 🌸
2023-04-07 13:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A sweet little striptease video for you with a whoopsie-daisy surprise. 🌸 Hint: the surprise rhymes with "gutt slug." 😇
2023-04-06 14:10:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In the mood for a little rug burn? 🔥
2023-04-05 14:04:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Four years booze-free today! Feeling... happy and grounded. 🥰
2023-04-04 14:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Monday! Starting the week off right -- on all fours! 🫦 📸 allure.photos
2023-04-03 13:43:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Friday, that must mean it's time for ✨WeEnErViDeO!✨ Stephanie the office intern is a randy baby in ZADDY BOSS, but does she ever get to FUCK the boss? Tune in and find out! 💦
2023-04-01 00:05:52 +0000 UTC View Post
