Here's a little banjo in the nude from the banjo shoot πͺ It's a shame I have to wear clothes at all. Maybe I'll write a song about it?
P.s. I'm posting videos on my story all the time so if you aren't watching them then you're missing out π
Thank you all for liking my last post with the tulip. I love making content that other people enjoy and that turns you on, but sometimes I just want to create content for me that *I* like. Those pictures really flopped on Twitter and it made me feel kind of bad but I'm glad you all seemed to like them!!
That being said, here's a picture of me with my banjo. I'm not super great at it yet and I still have a lot to learn but it brings me joy and I hope there are people out there who want to see me succeed at it, too!
Another teaser gif!! I inadvertently did a whole set of backyard photos with a garbage can. Keeping it classy AND trashy β¨
Also... I left my phone on an Uber yesterday and crashed my car. It was a terrible terrible day. I spent $60 on Ubers alone just trying to get my car into a shop. They say it could potentially be totaled (even though all I did was clip a curb).
But the good news is, I've gotten smarter about photo storage, and I put all of my photos into the cloud before losing it! So the Uber driver should be bringing my phone back within a few days and I can still continue editing and posting pictures. π₯°
A little teaser GIF from a recent shoot. π₯° My new phone takes short videos and lets you choose the best photo or export the whole set as a GIF. I also got a Bluetooth remote to help me take pictures without having to get up and hit the button every time.
Thank you Frank for getting me the lingerie! I really put it to work yesterday, and I think you're all going to love what I came up with.
I'm uploading two videos coming up here soon. They're very large files and it keeps corrupting while uploading, hence the delay. Maybe if I just let it upload and get off my phone for a little while it would go through. π€£
Just tending to my plants in the nude, don't mind me... It's probably going to freeze later in the week so they're still indoors. They bring me so much joy! I hope my chubby body brings you joy too! (Or gives you a boner) (whichever)
To make up for the fact I haven't returned many messages I'm posting this video of me successfully running from my bathroom to my bedroom without my roommate seeing me π€£
I had to stay bent over like that to keep my curls together until I could wrap them in a T-shirt! I'm doing a natural curly method thing.
Coming at you with steaming hot content!!
I just took a long long bath and shower and recorded two videos to update you on my life and show you a bit more of my personality and generally get into the habit of making more videos! I'm going to post them tomorrow, but until then, I couldn't help but show off my brand new pedicure and a very sexy steamy video of my hot legs!!
Here's me in bed!! My complexion hasn't been great (I've been sweating a lot and ran out of my favorite skin care product π€) so here's mostly my boobs π
I'm back! And here's a gif of me before hobbling out to my back yard to lay in the sun yesterday. No tan lines for this lady!! (But I do have a needy cat).
Seasonal depression is real for me. When it's cold outside and I can't get my vitamin D from the sun, my mood is noticeably darker. I find it harder to get out of bed and hard to motivate myself to do anything. My back being in pain compounded this and made it so I couldn't physically get out of bed either, but now that that's fixed, I feel like a thousand bucks! π
Happy Friday! Here are a few lazy pictures. I slipped a disc in my back when I was younger, and while yoga makes it so it doesn't bother me for several months, it started acting up on Wednesday. I'm all right and it's getting better but it has put me behind my schedule for content and such. Sorry!!
I hope you have a great weekend though, sending healing thoughts π₯°
Here's a photo of each titty for titty Tuesday!! I have a lot of things planned for today, and a lot of work coming to fruition in the next couple of days.
I've almost got my menu down, but more importantly, I'm getting all of my payment methods and scheduling figured out. I want to do this as safely and effectively as possible to make sure everyone has the best experience.
Plus, I'm starting to learn that all the self-help books I've read are right, and that most people function more effectively when they have a schedule. I've been floundering for the last several months, staying productive and making money, but never having set times to do things. The closest I've got is that I've maintained a decent sleep schedule, but that went out the window last night.
This is my long-winded way of saying thanks for being patient with me and I hope that I'll be able to legitimize this whole operation here in the near future π₯° I'm so excited to show you all what I've been working on!
Reminder I'm going live in under 9 hours! Until then I'm going to be enjoying the unseasonably warm weather here in the US, pruning my plants and doing a face mask and generally having a relaxing Sunday. I hope you all do too. π₯°
The really weird lighting in this is because I was basking in a ray of sun coming in my front door, but the purple lights in the background are plant lights. I have over 300 plant starts going right now!! π¬
Edit: I have to reschedule for tomorrow!!!! I have to pick up my roommate from work at that time unexpectedly! So tomorrow at 9 EST FOR SURE
9 of you voted on my poll so I decided I'm going to try going live tonight at 9 EST π₯° I'll stick around for at least 30 minutes even if no one comes!
Then later in the week I'll look at my schedule and see if there's a time I can do it in the afternoon.
It's stretching time! What's your favorite pose?
I considered not posting pictures of myself doing yoga because I didn't want to be considered a "yoga person" or for it to become part of my persona, but I want to be authentic with you, too. I slipped a disk having sex as a teenager (no, I am not kidding) and suffered for years and years with persistent back pain.
In the last year I've completely turned this around with a daily yoga routine. The difference is light and day. I'm able to touch my toes, garden for hours, and lay down flat on my back in bed, all stuff that felt impossible before. It really is therapeutic and makes me feel at home with my body.
If you're reading this and you don't think yoga is for you because you're not spiritual or a health nut or fit enough: you don't need to be any of these things to benefit from it. I bought an app for a dollar and my life hasn't been the same since. You don't have to get an incense holder or start reading tea leaves or put up a tapestry with a mandala on it to do yoga. Turns out, you can just do it!
If you made it this far reading, would you want to see more yoga content? I'm not going to buy a singing bowl or get into Gregorian throat singing but I would love for you to join me on my daily practice sometime π₯°
I just realized I never posted my hump day post! I love my ass so much. I specifically chose this picture because my birthmark makes me look like a slutty Marilyn Monroe from behind π
Anyway, I had fun going live on a couple of platforms last night, and I think I have a knack for it! I would love to actually schedule a time to go live on here. Here are a few extremely vague time slots to get a feel for when people would be able to tune in. I know not everyone is in the US and I would be more than willing to go live in the morning or early afternoon to accommodate. π₯° The pole ends on Saturday so I can whip up a semi-regular schedule in time for next week!
I've been taking "all natural" nudes all day and primping with the goal of going live tonight, and I think I will! If you want to join me on Instagram at 8:00-8:30 EST (in two to three hours) hop on over! I'm starting the leather collar and I'd love company!
If I have energy I'd love to go live on here right after. If you bribe me enough I might even strip? We'll see π
Here's a funny one this morning for you all. This is why you don't buy bras without trying them on! Can you believe this was supposed to be a D cup bra? π€£ Maybe D stands for "doesn't do anything but cup the bottom."
And to think I was excited for this one. π If you want to get me a different bra I added a new one to my Amazon shopping list, along with items from several of my highly specific and strange hobbies. Feel free to ignore those, or ask me about them. I've been working my way through them and adding comments and such to explain why they're on there!
Also! I apologize for taking the last couple of days off. I still haven't gotten into the habit of scheduling posts, so each post you see from me is posted moments before. But I've been working really hard on doing graphic design, getting a website ready, and generally preparing myself to make this little project long-term. I also seeded over 300 plants for the spring, mostly peppers and tomatoes!
I also saw some old friends, as well as spent time with my new partner, who says he's willing to make an appearance in some of my videos π€ Which could end up being good for all of us! Lol. We both got STD tested so we had our first raw sex on Saturday, so If anyone wants to tip to see the aftermath of him pulling out, do so now π (though honestly, you've probably earned it by reading this far on the post, so just DM me if you're broke lol. He took it on his own camera which isn't great anyway, just a warning).
I said I'd post this on Twitter if I got 4,000 followers but I already have 400 on here so I think you've earned it. π₯° Please note the sex hair and satisfied look on my face! This is a post-orgasm shot!!
My bush is one of my favorite attributes, but it gets a little in the way sometimes, especially when I'm actually dripping wet. I have close up pictures of that that include my asshole if you wanna $tip$ and see. They're absolutely with every penny; I guarantee it.
Fun fact: body hair evolved to whisk away moisture from our skin in order to keep bacteria from forming. If you've ever worn tennis shoes without socks, you probably understand that bare skin gets really wet and stinky really fast without somethingg to absorb moisture! So next time someone tells you that body hair is unsanitary, defend the hairy ladies of the world with science β
I know these are kind of silly but I got a new galaxy projector in my room so I used my selfie stick to see what my body looked like in all three settings π€£ The last picture is of what it looks like on my ceiling! What's your favorite color on me?
Everyone has been telling me I should queue up my posts to save myself some trouble, But also I really like posting pictures in the moment. For example, here is my bush in the afternoon sun π
It was warm enough to open up my front door and get some natural lighting today! Hopefully there weren't any peeping toms prowling the neighborhood. π (You all don't count.)
I'm getting the hang of my DSLR, so here are some HD photos for your viewing pleasure! You have to scroll to the end to see me half nude though, and I'm not posting THAT picture anywhere but here.
I love the way water makes my leg hair look, and I hope you do too. <3