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theferalphilosopher posts
Hi guys. 🧚 lol let me have that ok lol I’m abt to take som..
Hi guys. 🧚 lol let me have that ok lol
I’m abt to take some lil pics and I’m having so much fun just fucking around with angles and focusing on learning some new small aspect each time I take a set of pictures. Literally, I go hard on projects. (Not to boast! I would never. lol) And this is clearly a project I am enjoying. Go look at my last story! I’m so excited. I am already planning the makeup and hair and stuff. lololol But, also this. If the text is legible..
Ps! This is an important one; please stop what you are doing for a moment. The gnawing invasive worm thought; stop poking it and prodding it to listen to me. 😘 Do not be ableist, or I will block your 🍑.
Ok, class is over. Go home.
In repose. (I.e. 28+ mins of me playing with my clit. No toy..
In repose. (I.e. 28+ mins of me playing with my clit. No toys, just me making myself feel rly rly good. 😘)
Plus a couple of goofy weird pics, just ‘cause I like them. ;)
Hope you have a decent weekend and get enough rest, or excitement, or whatever it is that you need rn. Thanks for being here, too tho. ☺️
[horny posting] I hate how long it takes me to upload video..
[horny posting]
I hate how long it takes me to upload videos *grrrrr* like, I’m gonna lose my girl bone I want to be able to leave the browser, tab, thingy plz damn it. 🙄 ugh
*sigh* LOL
I amuse myself more than anyone else. An ambiguous sentence, structurally, correct on both readings.
(Ps I also studied linguistics. lololol)
Putting this here, instead of in my stories, because sometim..
Putting this here, instead of in my stories, because sometimes I am annoying. Sometimes I am chiple. Right now I am chiple.
Have you seen it tho? Are you one of those annoying humans who write off entire genres without discovering any nuance first? Or, do you say “oh, boo. This isn’t real because *hack hack cough cough no one cares stop policing without due cause tysm sit down.*”
Anyways, I am enjoying. I do like anime. I’ve seen all the ghost in the shell stuff (hypocrite alert, I refuse to watch scarjo’s), love Junji Ito but I guess that’s manga RIGHT?! Wolfs rain. Studio Ghibli obv I’m going to stop defending myself from absolutely no one. And I realize some of you will step in with *that one isn’t anime* LOL Anyhow, it would be fun to rewatch some and talk abt them with y’all????? Would you participate in a live stream??? I can just be cute and sexy and we talk abt like whatever one I choose. I need to know humans would consider like at least watching me ramble abt it, even if you don’t chat, would I even have an audience for my goofball endeavors???????
Please inform. I would be so grateful. *DATA IS INVALUABLE*
I suppose I’ve been teasing these a little bit. I still have..
I suppose I’ve been teasing these a little bit. I still have a longer video, that I’ve yet to share, too. But I’m just gonna go ahead and give y’all a lil first day of December gift. 🙂
I never know how much to share on here. But I’ve been having a rough-ish past few days. As much as I have been not processing, I’ve also been not sleeping. *Still eating, taking meds, drinking water, tho!!!* I’m starting to feel better. 😊
Taking pictures helps. It gives me smth to do, and I really had a lot of fun messing around with all the various aspects. I love doing hair, and makeup. And playing with costumes, even if those costumes are just my regular clothing. lol I like messing around and seeing how I can capture the aesthetic and movement that I’m looking for.
I’m looking forward to even more chilly, damp weather here in the PNW. (No, not sarcastic. lol)
Happy December, y’all. I really hope you enjoy these. They were def cathartic for me to take!
Yesterday, when I was taking these pictures, I was trying to..
Yesterday, when I was taking these pictures, I was trying to do The Pose. lol These are as close as I got. 🙈
2023-12-01 08:01:57 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling less verbose today. But here’s a lil treat anyways. ..
Feeling less verbose today. But here’s a lil treat anyways. I’m a benevolent spirit! 😤
Ps. Would y’all like smth like… me breaking down Martha Nussbaum’s 7 accounts of objectification while I strip and tease you? Fun fact: I used to teach philosophy of human sexuality, and I know that paper like the back of my hand. Haha in case you’re worried: She has a very sex positive account of objectification. It’s a fun paper. imo
I’m just gonna let myself sleep and finish going through the..
I’m just gonna let myself sleep and finish going through these pictures tomorrow. Good nite, human beings. Sleep tight. Sweet dreams.
I need to rewrite my syllabus, too. Mañana.
Was I a lil horny when I took this? lol Ok, I am meticulous,..
Was I a lil horny when I took this? lol Ok, I am meticulous, and methodical, and weird. But I do also like being a stupid little freak. lmao Can someone plz tell me I am pretty, already? 🙃 I need a snack and validation, *please*. tysm
(Oh! Ps, I was informed that there exists a pose that is named “The Pose.” And apparently I need to figure out how to do it!!!! lol Attempts were made.)
PPS if you liked the ballet aesthetic, you will love these pictures. ☺️
Okie doke, ppl. I got my first new subscriber since I made t..
Okie doke, ppl. I got my first new subscriber since I made the change to a paid subscription, and it made me so giddy; I had to film smth fun. lol (I was already in the midst of taking pics.) However, I’m not sharing the full video here. I’m *only* sharing the last ~5 mins. I just don’t feel like waiting 2 hrs for it to upload while I cannot close the tab, or risk OF reloading the page on me or, smth! lol. And also! *Also.*
*I fucking adore that I can do italics here, ugh.*
And, I’m not sure if I want to start sharing material that is that explicit on my page yet, like this is custom level (imo), except it’s just me getting myself off for catharsis. I’d share that on my page, for a paid subscription. But I do only have *one* paid subscriber, as of yet. Maybe I need to chill the heck out. Idk!
Should I share it now, or should I wait and only send it to humans who resub? Maybe y’all tip me enough that I feel justified sharing it for you all now???? Genuinely haven’t decided what I want to do yet.
Ok, nite. I’m gonna be going through a lot of pictures. I’m a nite owl with adhd. I will def be back to share some bullshit words.
(Ps!!!! See? Back already. 🙄 I also wanted to share the [mostly] sfw version first, in case you aren’t looking to get off, or don’t want to watch me engage in manual (digital/clitoral) stimulation for 23 minutes, for whatever reason! lol I told you that I was weird. Am weird. Specificity is important. *GOOD NITE.*)
(*Pps!!! Still absolutely moaning abt the italics.*)
I’m listening to Orville Peck.
Hi guys. (And ladies and everyone in between, and hovering a..
Hi guys. (And ladies and everyone in between, and hovering around the perimeter, etc etc etc)
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried abt my decision to make my page a paid sub. I wasn’t expecting this endeavor to be financially successful, to be quite honest with you. But it’s been pretty weirdly successful for a first ever attempt! And I will be bummed if I see that change.
But, being here has also been really good for me! I *need* projects in my life, and this has def been/continues to be a project for me. And it’s a fun, relatively low stakes one, too. It’s nothing compared to grad applications; I’ll tell you that. And I get to show my boobs! lololol
There isn’t really a point to this ramble, except to say that I’ll still be here, regardless. I’m having too much fun, and I also have way too many ideas. Hence, the necessity of a project. *Too Many Ideas*
Please enjoy these goofy ass pics. 😘
In case you wanna know what Ashley is like: I just shared ..
In case you wanna know what Ashley is like:
I just shared this on my personal FB. LOL I try to play it cool here, y’all. (Kinda???) But I have a big mouth (figuratively) and big shit to say. And I can’t fucking stand ableist bullshit or lack of love and compassion for fellow humans. 😘
“Sometimes ppl are so intellectually (emotional intelligence) deficit that I really don’t think negotiating or speaking with them will ever help them climb out of the depths of their own bigotry and ableism. Just ‘cause things sucked for you doesn’t mean you need to make things suck for everyone else, *friend*. lmao
I just look cute in these unrelated pictures.
Ps. If you’re offended then go fucking think abt why you feel the need to make sure everyone suffers as much as you did. :p It doesn’t make ppl stronger, it isn’t character building to be ableist and rude and treat ppl like they aren’t worthy when they aren’t able! ☺️☺️☺️“
Not me being startled by my own hand. LOL
Not me being startled by my own hand. LOL
2023-11-28 19:19:23 +0000 UTC View PostIdk, y’all. Feeling like a lil fairy, ie. I need attn or I’l..
Idk, y’all. Feeling like a lil fairy, ie. I need attn or I’ll die. Tacos and attn, or I’ll die.
2023-11-28 08:42:31 +0000 UTC View PostY’all, I had a realization. 🙈 I’m actually blushing because ..
Y’all, I had a realization. 🙈 I’m actually blushing because I just realized this. Like, why do I do this.
2023-11-28 04:17:40 +0000 UTC View PostI really looked at every single one of the pictures I took e..
I really looked at every single one of the pictures I took earlier, and was like “I can’t share any of these.” But I’m looking at them again, after a few hours have passed. And they are pretty cute, tbh. Sometimes you have to step away and let your eyes and aesthetic preferences adjust. lol Sometimes, too, I forget that when other ppl see me, their vision isn’t framed by the 39 years of self deprecation that I’m actively trying to unlearn. Brains are incredibly weird, y’all.
If you tell me to smile, I’m banning you.
*Just kidding.* lololol
What’s that meme? With Posh Spice (hi, I’m old) and she says that she always pouts in pictures, because she *owes it to* the fashion community? But don’t worry! She’s smiling inside. lololol
That’s me. I’m smiling inside, ok? Sardonic smiles.
Greetings, humans! 👽 Why am I here? Why did I make an OnlyF..
Greetings, humans! 👽
Why am I here? Why did I make an OnlyFans page? What the fuck am I even doing?
All *very important questions* that I attempt to answer in this video. I don’t know how successful I was, though! Haha I also took some cute pics that I’ll share soon.
*The following is no longer accurate and I will amend this pinned post once I return home, on the 10th.* 🌻🌞
An addendum:
You might have noticed that I made a transition to a paid account. I decided to make this change for two primary reasons, and I don’t think I had time to clearly articulate in the video.
1. I’d been receiving feedback that I owe free content to individuals, for merely being subscribed. This is not the case! I’m here because I want to make the kind of content that I’d like to see in the world, and I want to do it with you! But I don’t owe anyone free pussy, my friends. I want to share my sensual/aesthetic endeavors, and also my philosophical ramblings with you. ☺️ But that *is* labour and work, and I am valuable! My time and efforts are valuable, and so are yours! It is my hope that having a paid acct will help fend off those would-be tricksters who just want to get extra free content. ;)
2. Making this a paid account with allow me to make all of my content accessible to you! Hopefully, this will encourage engagement. Because, while I *DO* want to have a fun, sexy time with you, I also want to foster a (somewhat lol) philosophical community! I like engaging in phil questions, and I hope to continue learning how to better integrate those two aspects of this endeavor. I can’t do any of that, however, if you don’t have access to my videos. So, a paid acct seems the way to go.
I hope you appreciate the transparency and vulnerability that I am offering you, when I provide a bit of insight into my decision making processes (re: OnlyFans). And. And! I truly hope that you will stick around for a while. Let me be your sexy TA! Haha 😘
Look! I wrote some bullshit poetry! lol
Look! I wrote some bullshit poetry! lol
2023-11-26 10:11:29 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, folks! On Wednesday, I shared a fun video in w..
Happy Friday, folks! On Wednesday, I shared a fun video in which I discussed my gummy preferences and got mostly nude. In this set of pictures, that I took immediately afterwards, I share some gummies with you and finish the (undressing) job. :p
(In this set of 13 pictures and 2 video clips, I offer you gummies and proceed to completely undress while I indulge in some sweets, myself. In one of the video clips I play with 😼 a bit. 🙊)
For the moss fans! I’ll share more pics of my stupid face to..
For the moss fans! I’ll share more pics of my stupid face tomorrow. Today, it’s the moss’ time in the sun. Moss moss moss moss
2023-11-24 00:22:09 +0000 UTC View Post
(lore 🥹lol srsly tho I do not rly know because iykyk)
(lore 🥹lol srsly tho I do not rly know because iykyk)
2023-11-23 01:43:02 +0000 UTC View PostY’all! I made a gummy video! If you don’t know, I *adore* gu..
Y’all! I made a gummy video! If you don’t know, I *adore* gummy candies, and I have some strong opinions abt them. In this video, I taste a few that I’ve never had before (along with some tried and true faves), and I discuss what qualities I look for in a gummy candy. It’s all abt the q texture! Though I neglected to mention it by name, I do discuss it. Q texture has to do with the density, chewiness, etc of gummy type substances — think boba and mochi. ☺️
(In this fun lil video, I have my hair in braids and I’m dressed all in black. I am wearing stockings. While I taste gummies and discuss my gummy preferences, I slowly remove articles of clothing, eventually stripping down to my skivvies. Boobs out! Haha Also, I’m being a goofball, per usual.)
Happy midweek, human beings. :) I’ve been tossing around th..
Happy midweek, human beings. :)
I’ve been tossing around the idea of making my subscription paid and ceasing to have any ppv posts. What do you think? Would you like that? When I started this endeavor ~a month (actually, almost 2 months?!?) ago, I didn’t feel like I had enough content to justify that, but I’m starting to make my stupid little philosophy adjacent videos, and I have a gummy video scheduled to come out today. (Yay!)
I make those videos because they are fun for me, but also because I’d rly like ppl to view them and interact with me! I don’t know if removing the ppv barrier/instituting a sub fee would aid in that goal. I haven’t decided what I’d like to do, and I won’t decide based solely off this poll, but I’m really curious about your preferences, nonetheless! Data data data lol
Please take a moment to let me know! It would make me so happy. Thank you! 😘
Hello, fellow humans. I donno whether I should leave this he..
Hello, fellow humans. I donno whether I should leave this here and say nothing, or whether I should say too much. (Those are the only options; not an inclusive or. lol)
Seeing as I’ve already said *something*… I donno, whatever. I woke up feeling shitty and then I started feeling a lil better, so I decided to mess around with angles and stuff re: the tripod. I still really don’t know what I’m doing with my body in space. Maybe I should move my bed. I definitely need to get more lighting, yikes.
Enjoy. I’m just gonna keep this free cause I don’t get fully nude and also because I’m just fucking around. And because I’m altruistic. 😳 (sometimes)
Ok, I’ll stop teasing you now! I still need to sort thru the..
Ok, I’ll stop teasing you now! I still need to sort thru the pics etc etc etc
2023-11-18 08:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostI just recorded a stupid cute little video for y’all. And to..
I just recorded a stupid cute little video for y’all. And took some stupid cute lil pictures. 😘
2023-11-18 07:58:19 +0000 UTC View Post