On Wednesday I posted my first ever chaotic, and sexy philosophy tangent! (!!!) I also baked and decorated some cookies. After filming the tangent, I shared some of them with you in this cute little photo set. ☺️ Have a sweet treat with me!
(In this set of 10 pictures and 3 clips, I feed you a cookie, and eat several myself, while existing in various states of undress. I play with my 😼 a bit, too. :p)
I woke up feeling less than great. (Sore throat, ew.) So I’m not having office hrs today. :( Maybe tomorrow if I’m feeling better! Please enjoy these silly little mushrooms in the meantime!
2023-11-16 20:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
FYI, if you haven’t checked it out in a while (or ever), I consistently update The Syllabus with new and pertinent information.
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It makes me so happy to see evidence that you’ve enjoyed my efforts.
Welcome to class! I really wanted to just go ahead and make smth fun and philosophical for y’all! In this video I frost some sugar cookies with you, while chaotically rambling abt metaethics and, very broadly, my area of research. 🧠 + 🍪 (For almost 20 minutes?! I’m gregarious, ok?)
I do want to make *slightly* less chaotic phil videos in the near future, but I really just wanted to jump in head first today and see what I came out with. lol
While I don’t get *entirely* nude in this video, it is sexy and unbearably cute, nonetheless. 🌻💕 (Titties out :p 🙊)
A death star (I presume it is dying, or will be soon, given the recent cold. I donno, tho!)
2023-11-15 20:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Y’all! Snap was becoming a bit too overwhelming. I’d been accepting add requests from any human who requested. However, there was an unfortunate (though predictable haha) onslaught of unsolicited dick, accompanied by an absolute dearth of (monetary) recompense. 😑 In an effort to mitigate this wild asymmetry, I will be requiring a $5, one time, tip before accepting any add requests on Snap. I’m also unfriending everyone, so you’ll need to add me again, if we were chatting there; sorry for the inconvenience! 🙃
Additionally, I want to take this moment to bring it to your attn that sexting, listening to fantasies, etc. is also tippable labour! (As is engaging in one-on-one philosophically significant discussion.) Kindly refer to The Syllabus! I very much welcome unsolicited sweet greetings and kind words, tho. :)
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Always tip/ask for consent before sending your dick! This is just good life advice, y’all! (Whether it’s someone you’re paying or not, you should always ask!) Do we want a phil tangent on moral advice?! It’s in my wheelhouse. lololol I’m gonna pin this post.
Y’all, I’m been trying to put off posting abt it because I’m hesitant to bombard your visual field with images of me *too* consistently? I guess that’s, at least partially, the point here, tho? Haha) However! Yesterday I made a lil sexy philosophy tangent video, and I’m so excited for y’all to be able to see it tomorrow!!!!! 🙈😬 If you’re interested, *that is*.
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I donno why I even decided to create a “cute” label. I literally just put that for almost every post. All cute. There is no point. lol
Welcome to my dreamworld. 🌙 ✨ 🛌
(Context: I very frequently dream abt dying, and then semi-awaken, still feeling leaden and [more than] a little convinced that I’m dead. I always then proceed to analyze how it is that I could be dead, and also aware. lol)
I made you a cookie. Don’t be rude; just take it. :p
2023-11-14 00:19:08 +0000 UTC View PostHello lovely humans :p
I took a bunch of pics before I made my *first ever custom video* and I wanted to share them with you! This set definitely highlights my feet and my flexibility. I also included 2 brief (but extra spicy 🥵) clips! Watch me pregame a bit, before I made my first lil video. :p
(In this set of 10 pictures and 2 clips, I have my vibrant orange and pink hair, pulled up into a crownbraid with butterfly clips. I stretch and have a bit of fun with my 😼! :p )
I’m not trying to replicate my experience in academia. A bout of pretty severe burnout was a *huge* contributing factor when it came to my decision to leave. (The reasons were proliferous, tho! Haha)
I’ll be back at it tomorrow.
I made my first custom video today! !!! Quick, someone get me a merit badge. Haha I have a lot to learn, but I’m here for it. ☺️
2023-11-12 03:57:56 +0000 UTC View Post
ballet dancer > hair stylist > philosopher
Finally morphing into my final form here, on OF. I’m glad you’re here with me for it! :)
Just a silly, quick lil set of pictures that I took during Office Hours, yesterday! I was just playing around in this Uzumaki shirt that I thrifted years ago. Do you read Junji Ito’s work? One of my faves is The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
(In this set of 11 pictures and 2 clips, I take off my cute tshirt and goof around in my undies, on my bed. My hair is down and I’m exhibiting my flexibility, my adorable feet, and my long legs. lol I’m still figuring out how I like to move, and what I like to do with my body when I am in front on the camera [my phone], and I’m having fun doing it!)
Fucking around and finding out.
2023-11-10 03:46:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I really want to start making the kind of content that I had envisioned when I started OF!!! I think I’m going to start with smth that feels more low stakes to me. So, a sexy movie review??? What do you think? I think I want to start working on that today or tmr. And as I become more comfy, I’ll start doing the philosophy tangents. I’m excited! :)
2023-11-08 21:33:31 +0000 UTC View PostGuess what! I just realized that it’s been 4 weeks (though, not quite a month) since I started this endeavor on OnlyFans. It’s been so fun and exciting, tbh. I am learning so much, and it’s been wonderful for me to have a project that I am enjoying. Thanks for being here with me! (Even you lurkers who’ve yet to say hi! :p lol I see you! You matter!)
Also, say hello to Celeste. She’s staying very much *only in SFW stuff* like these cute pics (and one lil clip). These are just pictures that I couldn’t include in the FIRST POST I MADE HERE! Haha It does not feel like it’s been 4 weeks already.
A link to the post in question *for reference purposes* lol
https://onlyfans.com/764841213/theferalphilosopher
Ok, so do we love or do we hate the huge braided piggies???? I can’t decide. I also used to be a hair stylist???? No lie. LOL
OnlyFans: the culmination of my ballet, hair stylist, and philosophy background X my awareness and enjoyment of my own sensuality. lol
Anyhow!!!!! I was gonna say smth else but ya like, DO WE LIKE THE BRAIDS???? I could put them into lil buns instead.
Think: old smutty magazine comics
(PPPS Office Hours don’t apply if you just wanna slide into my dm’s to say “hullo” or whatnot! I just wanted to designate a time for live pics/vids/calls. ☺️)
I had fully intended to work on an entirely separate, and probably more pertinent, OnlyFans related endeavor, but I turned the tripod on and felt like just having a little fun and playing around! :) I have never used a tripod before, so I was really just messing around with the hight, the angle, light, etc. I don’t even really know how to use that rectangle of space well, yet. But even tho idk what I am doing, it’s entertaining! Here’s to keeping my mind occupied, and finding some amusement in life. ☺️☺️☺️ I really hope you enjoy these!
(This is a set of 15 pictures and 1 brief clip. I begin wearing a sheer pink top, maroon sweats pants, and pink velvet panties. I’m being a bit silly, and a bit bendy. :p I eventually remove everything but the top. Do not fret, however! I get creative with it. lol My bright orange and pink hair is in a messy bun.)
Just dropping these here!!! I’m having so much fun learning. ☺️💕🌻 I’ll share more pics from today, later. :)
2023-11-04 22:59:31 +0000 UTC View PostA guide to The Feral Philosopher’s Syllabus! Aka, me being a goofy nerd for over 15 minutes straight. Watch this if you want to have some fun with me! Another option: read The Syllabus, which can be found conveniently linked just below my bio. (It’s the Google doc.) The Syllabus also contains **pricing and services** information. :) 🌻💕
(Don’t worry; I figured the lil remote out. I’m just an anxious butterball. 🙃🙂)
Hi! I thought you might appreciate a little “getting to know me” video, and I was so excited about my new tripod that I couldn’t resist going ahead and filming one! If you’re interested in learning a bit more about me (and seeing my cute boobs) then give it a looksie. :) :)
(This video involves me awkwardly rambling about myself for 9 minutes and 10 seconds. I explain a bit about my background, and what I hope to accomplish here on OnlyFans. I am wearing a cute panty set, and I take off the bra, eventually. I also included a screenshot of the original post, and I’m not exactly sure why! lol Enjoy!)
Don’t judge my cluttered desk, ok? lol
2023-10-31 03:38:40 +0000 UTC View PostGet cuddly with me! :)
(In this set of 13 pictures and 1 brief video clip, I am just being cute and having fun! My hair is down, and I begin wearing a cuddly, cream colored sweater. However! It rapidly became a bit toasty, so I had to remove it. lol Underneath, I am wearing a black bodysuit, which I eventually also remove. Oh! And in the clip, I gently caress my breasts.)
I took a bunch of fun pictures today! I’m not a photographer, clearly. And I don’t really know wtf I’m doing, but I really enjoy playing with light, angles, lines, texture, etc. I still need to figure out exactly which ones I’m going to share, but here are a couple I rly liked initially. :)
Since y’all are just getting to know me, I figured I’d mention one thing. I’m excited to get better at taking pictures, esp once I get my tripod! 💕 And, I’ll always try to take flattering pictures, of course. However, I don’t anticipate ever doing a significant amount of (or any???) editing of my body. It’s taken a lot of work for me to come to love and enjoy my body, and I intend to continue fostering that. So, expect imperfection, and perhaps bruises. lol I could do with some lights tho, because the natural daylight here in the PNW is quickly dwindling!
Anyways! If you’re still reading: I love Adventure Time. Which character do you think I would be??? Do you have a favorite, if you watched it?
I was gonna take a new set of pictures today, but I’m not sure I’m feeling it rn. Feeling kinda low, unfortunately! Just a touch of melancholy. 🙃 (Again, I’m a philosopher. Can you really expect me to not be brooding sometimes? Haha) But, I think things will be looking up tomorrow! Here’s a pic of me being silly/goofy the other day! This is one of my favorite tshirts, too. :)
2023-10-28 19:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Go to my stories if you want to see smth gorgeous! Also, don’t ask me why I like this picture. I have aesthetic preferences, ok? The light was fun. Also, I danced ballet for 14 years, so I have a fascination with lines and the shapes my body makes, etc etc etc. Anyways. Good day, folks. 🌻💕
2023-10-23 21:26:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The other day, I ate a cupcake and I took some pictures. :) 🧁💕
(In this set of 6 pictures, I eat a cupcake and smirk at you. I’m wearing blue stockings and my orange braids are gently resting on my breasts.)
