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Per my last post, here is today’s “get to know me” post, in ..

Per my last post, here is today’s “get to know me” post, in lieu of regular content, until I get home on the 3rd. ☺️

This pic is from very early grad school. You see that dead look in my eyes? Ya. I’m glad I left academia. Maybe I’ll engage in professional philosophical endeavors again, but who knows. Rn I’m just enjoying my random, vaguely philosophical and slightly nude, ramblings.

Anyways. I kissed a human tonite. Just some kisses and nothing else, but I haven’t kissed a human in a long time! Perhaps that’s tmi, but life has been a roller coaster this past year. It’s currently on an uptick, and this was just the cute, sweet, fun little cherry on top that I needed. Kissing is fun.

I hope you also get to do smth fun that makes you feel good, today! Happy Thursday. 😘

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Good morning, good morning, and good day! I am still visit..

Good morning, good morning, and good day!

I am still visiting family until the 3rd, so apologies if I am somewhat absent. No one helps me run this account, it’s just me. However, I am so excited to start the new year off with you all once I get home! I have lots of ideas for content, and I’ve been learning so much about how I want to run this page. A lot of trial and error! Haha

Please don’t hesitate to reach out to me via messages! I really love interacting with y’all, but my personality does not incline me to initiate conversations. I love it when other people do, though! I’m always surprised and flattered when someone wants to talk and interact with me. (Yes, I’m an introvert, and I’m on OnlyFans. Hehe) Of course, if you’re a proud lurker, then I appreciate and empathize with that, too!

I can’t really take a lot of new pics right now, given that I have limited privacy and I’m not home. But maybe I can share some slightly older ones, as a “get to know me” adventure! This picture is from a conference I went to. I was presenting my undergrad honors thesis. Feels like ages ago. It was a real classy set up, as you can tell, with the tape on the wall. LOL And yes, philosophy posters tend to be very text heavy.

Anyhow! I hope you have a truly lovely day, or at least a decent one! ☺️

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Merry Christmas! Here’s a little set of pics that I took t..

Merry Christmas!

Here’s a little set of pics that I took this evening, while I was in the bath. I’m still figuring out how to take flattering bath pics, so be gentle! lol I think they are cute, tho. I was definitely being a bit silly. Anyways! I hope you like them! And I hope you are having an absolutely splendid day.

(This is a set of 10 pictures and 2 short video clips. I am in the bath, fully nude. My hair is up in a towel because I just washed it. It feels so good to be clean and lotioned and fresh! ☺️)

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This is a set of pictures that I took just prior to starting..

This is a set of pictures that I took just prior to starting OF. Perhaps, almost three months ago, at this point! Again, we have that gorgeous sunlight that I miss so much. 😩 These pics are very boob forward. Selfie style, because this was from before I was so generously gifted a tripod. I like these pics a lot because you can tell that I am genuinely having a lot of fun!

(In this set of 11 pictures, I am seated, on the floor, in front of a full length mirror. My room is bright and full of sunlight. My hair is in 2 messy braids. I begin clothed in a hoodie, no bottoms. I playfully remove the hoodie, exposing my glorious breasts, for you to admire and appreciate! ☺️ No pussy in these pics! It’s all abt the titties!)

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Just some pics from a few months ago, when the Pacific North..

Just some pics from a few months ago, when the Pacific Northwest was still getting regular daylight. Haha I do not miss the heat, but sometimes I *do* miss the light.

I really do enjoy just playing around in the dappled sunlight. It’s so fun in pictures, imo.

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Hehehehehe

Hehehehehe

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Hi!!!! Happy almost Christmas! I’m still so fucking overwhel..

Hi!!!! Happy almost Christmas! I’m still so fucking overwhelmed from traveling and socializing. I’m a bit of a hermit, typically, tbh. I miss interacting with y’all tho and I want you to know I haven’t forgotten abt you! I know I showed you the Nike cheerleader/gymnast looking sweatshirt that I found at the thrift store yesterday, but look! I washed everything so you can see my other two finds, and a lil treat at the end. ;) Hehehe

I found a Huffington Post hoodie and also this adorable af Lagunitas tee! lol I’ll be here for 2 weeks and I want to take some more pics for y’all while I’m here, but I need to figure out where/how etc. I hope you enjoy this sneaky lil set tho! :p

Ps! I need to paint my nails… they are naked in these. 🙈🙊

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Spent the day traveling. I hate flying. It used to be a supe..

Spent the day traveling. I hate flying. It used to be a super huge phobia of mine, as in, panic attack and being kicked off planes because I’m having a panic attack kinda phobia? lololol It’s no longer that bad for me, but it’s still very anxiety inducing. Staying with family is also emotionally draining.

I’m happy. I’m lucky. I’m also overstimulated and stressed out! lol

Be patient with me, if you’ve reached out today! I’ll be back in peak operating condition after a nite of rest. Hopefully. Hahaha Thank you! 😘☺️

Oh ya! I found this sweatshirt at the thrift store. I’m excited to wash it and look like a gymnast. Hahaha I also found a Lagunitas tee and a Huffington Post hoodie, so a good day overall. Haha

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This one is for those who appreciate my feet! 🥰 I see you! ..

This one is for those who appreciate my feet! 🥰

I see you! I appreciate you, too! I took a bunch of pictures *just for you*, the other day after my walk.

(In this set of 10 pictures and 2 video clips, I begin wearing jeans, a colorful sweater, and socks. I remove my socks, and other garments [I keep the lingerie on, tho!] and tease you with my cute lil feets. Enjoy! 😘)

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Ok ok ok. Another teaser! 🙈 Hehehehe I say that I am benevol..

Ok ok ok. Another teaser! 🙈 Hehehehe I say that I am benevolent, but maybe I just like to tease you. lol

Anyhow! Another picture that I chose not to include. This set of pics is already available, tho. ☺️

Good nite! Sleep tight! Think abt what you’d do if you were behind me! :p

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Good day! ☺️ I will be traveling for the holidays, over the..

Good day! ☺️

I will be traveling for the holidays, over the next several days, so I might be a bit distracted. I’m bringing my tripod with me, though! So expect some kind of content, though I haven’t determined exactly what yet. It’ll be a surprise for all of us! ;)

Anyhow! Please enjoy these pictures as a little treat! :p They are just ones that I chose not to include in PPV posts, but still really liked; yes, I love looking like a bobble-headed alien, ok? 👽💕 lol

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Hello humans! 👽 I present to you: some pictures! Hehe The o..

Hello humans! 👽

I present to you: some pictures! Hehe The other day, I went on a brief walk and when I got home I took some silly little pictures. It’s starting to be quite chilly here! Makes for some extra cuddly pictures! :) This set is very boob forward. I guess you could say I’m on a boob journey. Jk That statement is not accurate; I am merely fiddling with angles and figuring out how I like to present them to you! Lololol

(In this set of pictures 12 pictures and 1 video clip, I begin dressed in jeans and a colorful sweater. I am on my bed. I disrobe, revealing a creep crushed velvet undergarment. Lots of boob, as previously mentioned.)

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What can I say? I was feeling a bit silly. I’ll share the r..

What can I say? I was feeling a bit silly.

I’ll share the rest soon. ;)

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Gently placing this here, so that I can free up space on my ..

Gently placing this here, so that I can free up space on my phone! *Please enjoy* this absolutely nonsensical ramble, over the course of which, no clear conclusion is reached. Indeed, not one single thing is clarified, elucidated, or illuminated. It’s SFW and I remain fully, and adorably, clothed. I did take some not-so-SFW pictures immediately afterward, tho. They are forthcoming! :)

Goodnite, friends. I’m not going to sleep (yet), tho. lololol

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Have you read the book House of Leaves? I read it a long whi..

Have you read the book House of Leaves? I read it a long while back, at least a decade ago. So, there are a lot of things that I don’t recall well. But, I enjoyed it. I was reminded of it because Spotify started playing Poe’s “Haunted.” Google to figure out the connections; I’ve procrastinated for far too long!

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Two skills I am not proficient at: snapping and winking. It’..

Two skills I am not proficient at: snapping and winking. It’s genuinely embarrassing. lol

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Not sure what to call these, or how to describe them! But if..

Not sure what to call these, or how to describe them! But if you’d appreciate several minutes of me teasing you, flashing my lil pussy, and playing with myself a bit, then you won’t be disappointed. ☺️

Happy Friday, folks!

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Probably not the kind of update you were looking for; my stu..

Probably not the kind of update you were looking for; my stupid body covered in block text complaining abt not having my meds. 🙃 Whatever. I will return to eloquence, and clarity, and snark, eventually.

I’m just screaming into the void rn. (Hi Void. 😘)

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Violating Grice’s *Maxim of Quantity*. Per usual. 🤓 Also!!!..

Violating Grice’s *Maxim of Quantity*. Per usual. 🤓

Also!!! For clarity: I keep saying “free” in this video, but what I rly meant to indicate was the cessation of ppv posts, upon making my page a paid subscription. Clearly a paid subscription isn’t free. 🙃 Not annoyed by this enough to film again, tho. Lol

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I also recorded a longer, mildly sexy (imo), and terribly ra..

I also recorded a longer, mildly sexy (imo), and terribly ramble-y video. I had a lot of thoughts to work through! Sometimes it helps to say things out loud as you think through them. Even if you’ve been reflecting on smth for quite some time, saying it out loud can help you notice connections, clarify ideas, and more. I’ll share that longer video tomorrow, or later today, or sometime soon! Until then, enjoy this bevy of slightly seductive images.

Ps! I know that I need to go through and add post descriptions to the new ppv posts. Later today! :)

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Let me tell you a story. It has a surprise ending, too. Plot..

Let me tell you a story. It has a surprise ending, too. Plot twist. Spoiler alert. Etc.

Addendum alert! lol

Please, PLEASE! Please, understand that *in no way* am I attempting to bemoan anything. I am very happy with how my time on OF has been. I’m still having fun! lol I literally said that I wanted to fuck around and find out, and I am! And that’s ok!!! I’m proud of how much I have learned and continue to learn. In fact, I think I’ve been “successful” enough that it seems absolutely absurd that my brain is telling me I’m a “failure,” whatever the fuck that even means! And I only mention this to demonstrate the final point, the pièce de résistance! Haha

Final point: your assessments of yourself are not always more fact-based or accurate. ☺️

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I took a bunch of mostly not explicit, but merely suggestive..

I took a bunch of mostly not explicit, but merely suggestive, pics and clips yesterday. I have plans for them. Want to work on rewriting my syllabus and some other stuff today blah blah blah blah I should sleep, but I won’t. I should drink water too, but. But. I’m just impulsive and easily excited and I want to share some of them with you rn because. !!!

Happy Saturday 😘

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Just a sad, sardonic clown in a sundress. :p 🤡 🌸 🌞 🤡🌸🌞🤡🌸🌞

Just a sad, sardonic clown in a sundress. :p

🤡 🌸 🌞 🤡🌸🌞🤡🌸🌞

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Yesterday, I shared a fun (for me, at least lol) philosophy ..

Yesterday, I shared a fun (for me, at least lol) philosophy tangent abt death. After I finished filming, I took some pictures and additional clips. Excited to share them with you!

Please, please, enjoy. ☺️

Ps. Per usual. I really need to edit the syllabus. 😶

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Sometimes the things I say are just inside jokes with myself..

Sometimes the things I say are just inside jokes with myself. Sry 😜😘

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Smth fun coming tomorrow, but I’m just excited so whatever. ..

Smth fun coming tomorrow, but I’m just excited so whatever. 😘😘😘

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Happy midweek! When I was initially convincing of, or vagu..

Happy midweek!

When I was initially convincing of, or vaguely imagining is more like it, this endeavor on OF, I was reminded of those naked weather ladies???? Does anyone remember them? lol So, sort of informative, sexy, and kinda silly/cute. So, when you watch my philosophy ramblings, perhaps that’s kinda the vibe. However! I *do* also like the whole… sexy tutor, hot prof, giving you a lecture while you struggle not to explode in your pants. lol

Anyhow. In this video I get mostly nude and talk abt death. Hopefully I managed to make it informative, fun, and sexy. 2 out of 3, would be great. lol

Please enjoy! 😘

Ps! I took a bunch of cute pics, too. And another, sexier video which I’ll share later. ☺️

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Context for the last post lololol

Context for the last post lololol

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I donno. I want to share smth upbeat and happy because I hav..

I donno. I want to share smth upbeat and happy because I have no reason to feel otherwise. And because y’all probs enjoy that stuff more. But my brain frequently likes to fuck with me and I’m not chipper today; I’m slovenly and low.

Todays goal: get Ashley into the shower. Brush her hair. Lotion. Laundry. The getting out of bed part is proving troublesome, tho.

Pretty sure I was feeling better when I took this lil bb clip.

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An extremely tired pumpkin, doing tired pumpkin things.

An extremely tired pumpkin, doing tired pumpkin things.

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