It’s ~4am. Hi! 😄
It’s ~4am. Hi! 😄
2024-01-17 12:28:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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Good day! Happy Tuesday! The other day, I made a video in ..
Good day! Happy Tuesday!
The other day, I made a video in which I attempted to figure out how to titty fuck my dildo in an aesthetically pleasing way. I don’t know how successful I was at the aesthetically pleasing aspect, but the pics I took beforehand came out really great! imo lol 😬 I hope you enjoy them, too. 🥰
(In this set of 20 pictures and 4 short clips, i frolic on my bed, wearing sheer black panties and and a sheer top. I showcase my flexibility, gently fondle my pussy, and play a little tiny bit with my dildo. Not full fucking, but some light dildo play!)
Good evening! 😘 I just wanted to let you know that I am wor..
Good evening! 😘
I just wanted to let you know that I am working on a playlist for y’all! Give it a listen on Spotify so that we can share a sensory experience! I think that’s super fun. ☺️
I debated back and forth abt whether I should make a bunch of different, genre/mood specific playlists, but in the end I decided to make one massive cacophonous compilation of the many songs I love. I’ll continue to add to it, and maybe I will eventually sort thru it and divide it up. But for now, it’s one beautiful mess of noise.
Here’s a link!
https://open.spotify.com/play…
Really glad I got to have some fun before the power went off..
Really glad I got to have some fun before the power went off. 💕🌻
2024-01-15 02:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostPhilosophy ramblings contained therein.
Philosophy ramblings contained therein.
2024-01-15 01:44:01 +0000 UTC View PostWanna know a secret? I’ve never done a titty fuck before! Li..
Wanna know a secret? I’ve never done a titty fuck before! Like, I’ve never even attempted to, because I’ve always been wildly self conscious about my boobs. Anyhow, in this video an attempt was made! (It’s just me and my dildo.) Things went somewhat awry, however. lol My electricity went out and then began flickering in the middle of the video. (Warning for flashing lights, perhaps?) Then y’all fell over! Haha I think I still managed to keep things fun and sexy, though! At least, I hope so! You can let me know. ;)
(In this [approximately 10 min long] video, I attempt to figure out how to do a titty fuck! I also play with my pussy, blow the dildo a bit, and act like a goofball, per usual. Enjoy! 😘)
Ok! Here we are! Feeling well rested, finally, and I’m abt t..
Ok! Here we are! Feeling well rested, finally, and I’m abt to either film smth or take pics or both. Idk, but I’m feeling good today! I’m glad I let myself rest the other day, when I needed it (post trip), instead of jumping right back into things.
2024-01-14 19:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostI just want to make this text so *creepy creepy* because I’m..
I just want to make this text so *creepy creepy* because I’m watching a horror game stream rn. (Hollow Cocoon, so good thus far!)
But instead, I have opted for my typical straightforward awkwardness.
~20 mins of me discussing a multitude of mundane and exciting things. I remain clothed. My feet are nude tho, and they do make an appearance. 😉
Ps!!! I just remembered that I made this w/the intention of discussing video chats! I know a lot of humans want to video chat, and it’s smth that I’m still trying to become comfy with! I’m getting there, I really am! Hi, hello. My name is Ashley and I am neurodivergent, and social interaction is hard for me. 🙃 Not as hard as your cock is (*for me*) heheheheheheh No, rly tho, I do not jest.
I jest.
(Maybe I should just make all video chats by appt only. That way I can commit to a time and prep myself, mentally! Text/pics are so much easier for me, but I *DO ENJOY* more off the cuff interaction, too, like v/c. I just need to prep myself mentally before those kinda interactions. I’ve always been that way. Like, what is “just hanging out” with another human? Y’all ad-lib life?)
Your sleep paralysis daemon has entered the chat. She wants ..
Your sleep paralysis daemon has entered the chat. She wants your attn, please. (She’s polite.)
2024-01-13 07:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostBby, it’s cold outside. Seriously, it’s literally very cold ..
Bby, it’s cold outside. Seriously, it’s literally very cold here, rn! And wet, and the moss is just so *lush*! I’m getting ready to film smth. Feel free to say “hi.” I haven’t decided what I want to film yet, tho I have my ideas! I know what I’ll be wearing. Oh wait! I know now. ;)
Anyhow! 😘
Hi, hello. Buckle up tight. You are about to witness a tre..
Hi, hello. Buckle up tight.
You are about to witness a tremendous amount of verbal 🤮 that is somehow, simultaneously vague and tmi. If you stay with me for any length of time, you will come to appreciate the fact that this is a talent of mine. (????? Sometimes a shortcumming [lol]) I also love to write. As I mentioned before, linguistics was my minor, and I’m a philosopher. Writing is my thing.
Another thing I have a knack for, is making my writing somehow full of tangents and extraneous bs, and also maintaining a cohesive argument. If you’ve read my syllabus, then you may already be enlightened on this, blah blah (Linked under bio. 😉)
I guess I mean to say, if you hang out here, get ready to appreciate my love for language, especially written. Language, socks, and sweet things. lol
Anyhow. I’m relieved to be home. I can’t tell if I am excited or ready to pass out. I’m having lots of school thoughts. Missing (too much for me to a choose what to write). And so incredibly grateful that I made it out alive, quite literally. Do not regret my time in academia at all, but I’m so much healthier away from that environment. This is definitely more fun. I also definitely need to do a naked phil discussion soon, I need to decide on a topic.
Oh ya, I was going to tell you that I’m excited because I did so much research abt how I want to run this page, over the past 3 weeks. I wasn’t able to make a lot of content, but I studied. 🙃 That’s what happens when you’re a nerd. I want to stay up all nite and like ~**DO EVERYTHING**~ but I’m going to make myself sleep at some point instead. Maybe. The problem is that I’ve had this project (*This, OF.*) on my mind for three weeks and been unable to work on it.
Alright. Unpacking, cleaning, eating some pie.
Nite. 😘
Made it home!! ☺️ Still need to unpack, shower, sleep, etc. ..
Made it home!! ☺️ Still need to unpack, shower, sleep, etc. etc. etc.
Excited to be back, and back at it soon!
Nothing new to say today, except that I’ll be home tomorrow!..
Nothing new to say today, except that I’ll be home tomorrow! I have so many new ideas for videos, and I want to challenge myself to attempt streaming at some point in the near future. I’m excited to get back at it! 😘
Hope you are well!
(Pic is from this past summer.)
Hello happy humans! And humans in other varying emotional st..
Hello happy humans! And humans in other varying emotional states. Did you know that I have an almost 30 min video of myself masturbating on this page? I haven’t shared many long form explicit videos yet, but I’m planning to! I’m planning so many things, actually! Excited to get home and implement them! ;)
Anyhow. Here’s a link, in case you’re interested!
https://onlyfans.com/832508414/theferalphilosopher
(Pic is unrelated. Just a picture I took and like.)
Good day my lovely friends! I decided to divide the last PP..
Good day my lovely friends!
I decided to divide the last PPV post into two, because I really wanted to share *all the pics*. So, I’m sharing all the clips separately. Please enjoy this set of clips, featuring me, your friendly neighborhood extraterrestrial! Hehe :p
(In this set of 13 clips, you will find me being incredibly silly, while I tease you in various states of undress. I am wearing a purple bra and pink panties, which I remove. I twirl, bend, spin, and stretch to my heart’s delight!)
Just a silly lil tease, so you can have sweet little dreams...
Just a silly lil tease, so you can have sweet little dreams. ;)
2024-01-06 06:11:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening! So excited to share these pictures with you! ..
Good evening!
So excited to share these pictures with you! You can definitely tell that I was having fun! The lighting is certainly better here than it is at home, and I enjoyed being silly and figuring out how to use the negative space, in frame. I also highlight my flexibility in this set!
As much as I do aim to make some income here, OnlyFans also serves as a creative outlet for me. And I have been very much missing that! I hope you enjoy these as much as I enjoyed making them. 😘
(In this set of 20 pictures, I am on a couch, wearing a green tshirt and socks. Over the course of the pictures, I remove the tshirt, and play around in a purple bra and pink undies. Those are also eventually removed! 😉 Full and glorious nudity does prevail! Hehe)
Hello again, my beautiful friends! I finally got a chance ..
Hello again, my beautiful friends!
I finally got a chance to take some fun pictures here! Aka, I finally got a little privacy! Haha I’m going to go through these pics, cull out the less than ideal ones, and share them later tonite!
I’ll be home on the 10th, and I’ll likely be able to resume customs and other special interactions with you the day after that. I really want to do a live stream? I donno why, but I’m kinda excited to attempt that. Haha
Ok! Kisses, kisses, kisses! Be well, my friends!
Good morning! Just kidding! Good evening! Hehe Today I did ..
Good morning! Just kidding! Good evening! Hehe
Today I did a trial run with the small amount of makeup that I brought, because I want to put smth cute on tomorrow and take some pictures for you. 😘 I didn’t bring the tripod, but I did bring the lil remote, so I’ll figure out a way to make it work! I’ll find smth to balance you on.
Anyhow! I took some chaotic and unplanned pictures for you today, too. I suppose I cannot be as particular about them, given that my surroundings are not my own. Lighting issues, space and placement issues, etc etc etc
I guess I’m just attempting to express that I am not living up to my own standards with the pics I can take here, due to the fact that much of the environment is out of my control. I hope you can enjoy these weird, experimental, chaotic bathroom pics, regardless!
If I’m happy with how tomorrow’s turn out, then I’ll probably make it a PPV, just FYI! This girl needs to *live*. lololol
Kisses, kisses, kisses! And thank you, if you’ve reached out over the past few weeks. It helps so much to hear a kind word, even if I don’t currently have the privacy or time to respond as well as I’d like to.
I’ll be back home on the 10th now!
Ps! Please forgive the coffee and water on my tank top!! I told you that this was a chaotic set of pictures. 🙃
~*poll alert*~ Ok, so. This is important, so pay attn! I ne..
~*poll alert*~
Ok, so. This is important, so pay attn! I need to know, how do you feel abt Castelvetrano olives? Ok, any and all olives. lol
Plz entertain me. lol I might start sharing silly polls and such, over the next week. Because, honestly? Getting to know Ashley, the Human Philosopher has become dull to me and I am craving some lighthearted human interaction with my fellow human beings.
I’m also planning to take a little pic set day after tomorrow, when I’ll have a bit of privacy. I brought (extremely) minimal makeup, and one sexy-esque outfit. So! An extra week means I’m going to try to make it work! lol We shall see what comes of it!
I suppose, one last “Getting to know blah blah blah” post to close us out. This is a pic from very early grad school. Pre-jaded, ambitious, but overworking student me. I really loved my makeup here, and honestly I’ve just always liked this pic. Sometimes I want to cut my hair very short again, but I’d miss braids too much.
So, do you have correct opinions on olives? :p
Attrition is literally so rude. 😤 lololol . . . . I’m just y..
Attrition is literally so rude. 😤 lololol
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I’m just yolking! Teehee! :p
I’m probably going to step away from OF, and my phone, for a..
I’m probably going to step away from OF, and my phone, for a couple of days. At least for tomorrow. I’m feeling the Big Bad Sad encroaching on my brain. Be well. Kisses.
2024-01-01 07:39:13 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Merry New Year’s. I bestow unto you, these. Hold them..
Happy Merry New Year’s.
I bestow unto you, these. Hold them close, for they are precious treasures.
(No sound. I was listening to music.)
In lieu of my typically verbose “get to know Ashley, The Hum..
In lieu of my typically verbose “get to know Ashley, The Human Philosopher” posts, please accept these stories from my personal IG. Maybe I’ll add another cute pic at the end say smth abt it.
Ok. Last pic is from when I was visiting potential grad schools. I was extremely lucky to receive 3 acceptances letters. Oh, my beautiful naïveté. lol
Happy New Year’s. I hope you are having a good one, truly truly. 😘
I was tinkering around with the profile pics/banner/whatever..
I was tinkering around with the profile pics/banner/whatever on various socials and I saw this pic and y’all. Human beings. I need to color my hair again. I MISS IT SO MUCH. I’m going to color it when I get home, absolutely. I’ve just been waiting for the warm tones to die down a bit, because I’m going to do smth a little different.
On another note, I just ate some extremely delicious donuts. (See stories for evidence.)
Good nite and good morning.
🌚🌝
Costumes and performances since always. New year, same me. A..
Costumes and performances since always. New year, same me. And I’m appreciative of that. 💕
Halloween, some years ago.
Today’s “getting to know Ashley the Human Philosopher” post is just my newest story; so, go watch my stories. (If you wanna.)
Oh! Also, I just wanted to remind you that I have my syllabus linked below my bio. On the syllabus, you will find a synopsis of my aims on OnlyFans, and a tip menu. I need to update the premade content section, but the rest is accurate.
I’ll work on that, say it with me now, once I get home after the 3rd. Phew.
Well, y’all. Today is turning out to be equally as stressful..
Well, y’all. Today is turning out to be equally as stressful and emotionally draining as yesterday was. Fuck the holidays, sometimes. Right? lol
I didn’t bring any makeup with me for this trip, so welcome to my naked face! 😘
Anyways. Kisses, hugs, and other forms of affection.
Be well.
I’m writing tomorrow’s “get to know Ashley, the human philos..
I’m writing tomorrow’s “get to know Ashley, the human philosopher” post, the nite before.
I don’t really have a *lot* to say abt this, but I’m just gonna share these couple of IG stories, because I think they say quite enough. lol
Anyways. Do you recall, perhaps a week ago, when I said that I would need all the good vibes, sweet thoughts, etc etc in the coming weeks? Because traveling is *extremely stressful* for me? Ok, here you go. Please think happy thoughts abt me, like if I’m a little fairy, because I really need it mid trip! *Thank you.*
I’m excited to get back home, where I can revert back to my sexy hermit self.
Ok, be well, y’all! 😘