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Pictures from yesterday. Sorry y’all, I’m in a bit of a ment..

Pictures from yesterday. Sorry y’all, I’m in a bit of a mental rut today. I won’t bog you down with details. Idk. I’m sad and angry and indignant. I guess that’s all I need to say. Meh.

I thought I hated these pics because *unflattering angle*. lol But now I think maybe some of you will appreciate the candidness and the silliness.

I’ll add labels to this later, idk. I hope this goofy lil pussy peek makes you smile, or get a lil hard, or at least be mildly entertained.

Be well.

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Because I’m bored and benevolent. What wouldn’t you give, th..

Because I’m bored and benevolent. What wouldn’t you give, tho. 🤪😘

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Just a snippet of my daily IG ramblings. lol (My personal IG..

Just a snippet of my daily IG ramblings. lol (My personal IG 🙃) But I wanted to share this with you guys, too. Because I think you deserve to hear it, and I like being transparent (within reason).

I hope you’ve been having a great Sunday. Thank you for keeping me company. I’m so happy you’re here. 💕

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I’ve been allowing myself to take it easy today. Not just ph..

I’ve been allowing myself to take it easy today. Not just physically, but mentally. ✨ Resting ✨ It has been nice. ☺️

Here’s something nice for you too! Not much to say except that I got some new lights that I wanted to mess around with last nite. And, I was just having a pleasant time playing with lines and space.

I hope you like them a lot! 💕

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Ok, y’all. I just started reading two books; one fantasy and..

Ok, y’all. I just started reading two books; one fantasy and one philosophy. I’ve consistently maintained that I really want to do 1. Movie reviews, 2. Philosophy content, 3. Book reviews, and I think it’s gonna start happening. lololol

I’ve been having so much fun with my silly little chaotic philosophy tangents. And learning the ins and outs (hehehehe) of this wild solo, improv, creative, porn thing? lol

But I think the sexy book reviews are coming. Could be like, book club streams or smth, but I’ll do the work. lol You don’t need to read, if you don’t have the time to devote to that. Ya know?

Copy paste abt philosophy content. Idk, philosophy is fun as fuck. And you know that Liam Neeson meme? Where he’s like “I have a very particular set of skills… blah blah” Ya, ok. It’s me, and it’s argumentation, logic, critical thinking, writing, teaching, presentation gahhhhhh aka everything I need to present dense philosophy texts to you, in a succinct manner, while also idk maybe just being cute and naked?

Anyways. Hmmmmmm. Ok! Look, since you read this far, and also because I would really like to know:

Would you prefer this kind of content as a stream or smth previously recorded?

Actually! Here’s an idea: if you let me know which your preference would be, then I will send you smth silly and sexy and cute after the poll closes. Data! Data! Data!

Idk, I’ll just edit this later if I think of anything else. Okie, nite. Lemme know, thanks. ☺️

PS. Not me trying my best to look like an actual extraterrestrial creature.

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Guess what! I finally got some really great sleep last nite!..

Guess what! I finally got some really great sleep last nite! Good sleep is king. Good sleep is queen. Good sleep is a they/them god. lol

Pro tip: Duration and frequency are not sufficient for good sleep, though they *may be* necessary! It’s kinda like sex in that way… lol

Now that I feel so rested and replenished, I’m going to get ready to film a couple of fun customs and idk what else I’ll get up to. 😘

Anyhow! A couple of days ago, I was horny as fuck. I felt like making a lil video, and wasn’t sure what to do. However, I was becoming quite aroused at the mere knowledge that you’d see this, eventually, and get all hard for me. ☺️ So, I just decided to do whatever I wanted to tease you and play with you, anything that made me feel good knowing you’d see it, and go fucking feral. (Hehehehe I won’t make that a thing, ok? lol)

In this 28 min (yes, precisely!) video, I do a bit of everything! Well, not *everything*, but it’s kind of a hodgepodge of activities that I found to be personally arousing. I’m playing with my pussy and my body for you, ok! LOL I eventually get selfish and vibe my little clit until I cum. I really hope you appreciate it.

Ps!!! I talk quite a bit in this one, so if you’ve been wanting me to be a touch more vocal, this might be for you. :)

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Hello. 🤓💕 I’ve been really exhausted today. My sleep has be..

Hello. 🤓💕

I’ve been really exhausted today. My sleep has been subpar (to put it very lightly) these past few weeks. So I’ve been letting myself rest today.

(A bunch of tmi bullshit that I decided to delete. lol)

Okay! Since you took the time to read all of that, you deserve a bit of exposition on the pictures I’m sharing with you here. ;) I guess there isn’t too much to say, tho! lol I just grabbed my laptop and thought I’d take some cute “grading your paper” or idk. Something sorta playing into the fact (true fucking fact) that I am a very fuckable intellectual. 🥺 Sexy academic blah blah

Ok, I’m kinda gagging (neither of the good kinds) at the fact that I just called myself an intellectual. LMAO. Ew. Ok. Please take your time to thoroughly enjoy these pictures. 😘

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I made some fun stuff tonite. Pics. Videos. But, more import..

I made some fun stuff tonite. Pics. Videos. But, more importantly? I got my horny ass self off, and it was good, and I cannot wait to share it with you.

Except that I *will* wait. Because I need to eat a lil snacky, and relax, and put myself to bed. And maybe drink some coffee. Don’t try to find the logic there. lol

Anyhow! Please, please enjoy these little treats that I am gifting to you. I fucking love knowing that *reading this*, and *watching me bend over on my bed* — makes you hard as fuck. Wish I could reward you with a lil treat just for getting so hard for me 🥺 but I guess that’s what this already is. ;)

Goodnite, bb. I’ve got big things planned. 😘

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Soaking up scraps of vitamin D, finishing my coffee, getting..

Soaking up scraps of vitamin D, finishing my coffee, getting ready to hop in the shower. Hop, hop. lol

I hope you have a beautiful day. 😘

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I was too horny and I accidentally made myself cum before I ..

I was too horny and I accidentally made myself cum before I even started filming! 🙈 hehe oops That’s ok, though; I came again 2x in this video. ;)

(In this ~20 min video, I ramble a bit at first, talking quietly with you while I gently explore my soft body with my hands. I then get to work on my sweet lil pussy, playing and cumming hard for you, *twice*. Slow, and steady, initially. But I take it all in, allowing myself to feel everything. Squeezing.)

Did I cum *again* while waiting for this to upload? The answer is affirmative in nature. Lol Insatiable or smth.

omg finish uploading fuck lol

Ok, nitey nite.

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Hide ur gf’s lest they become [bi] curious. 🙊😘 Really, thou..

Hide ur gf’s lest they become [bi] curious. 🙊😘

Really, though. I just filmed smth quite enjoyable. ;) I’ll share it with you soon! But first a lil snacky snack. Hehe

(Do you like my conference/discussion section blouse?)

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Merry Christmas in January. I can’t sleep. Plz appreciate t..

Merry Christmas in January.

I can’t sleep. Plz appreciate these candid pictures. I was a little fascinated by how this scratch on my thigh looked in the dim light. So I took a picture, and then I took a few more for you.

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Go listen to my most recently shared song. That’s what I wan..

Go listen to my most recently shared song. That’s what I want.

Top of the page. Under bio.

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A gross little update abt a gross little human. Sorry if yo..

A gross little update abt a gross little human.

Sorry if you want only sexy glamour. (Is that what I think I’ve been doing? Lol) I am a real human.

I slept all day. I need my meds back, again. Life is hard rn.

Be well. Hope you enjoyed my previous foot centric set of pictures.

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I need to eat snacks and rest today. Please refer to my most..

I need to eat snacks and rest today. Please refer to my most recent, and most unhinged post to date, for context.

Idk, I haven’t been able to have restful sleep since before I visited fam for the holidays.

I know a lot of humans like my lil tootsies. I’m not too shocked, I did spend 14 years training them in ballet. I know how to articulate them, and point them. They pop *all the time* and on command tho, bc of that. Anyhow. Feet are also a very important aesthetic consideration in ballet. And it makes me so very happy when humans appreciate them.

Me: thank you for cherishing them ☺️ omg please enjoy this special smth for you!
Y’all: we just want to cum on your soles, ma’am

Stay tuned all the way thru, to discover the black box.

Keeping this free because I don’t follow the rules you think I follow. (Me, to me.)

I rly rly rly did need a good fucking tonite. Apologies, for being crass and honest. I didn’t fuck myself; I just played with my clit. (This evening. Pics are from a day when I definitely did.)

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Idk big bad sad has just genuinely and truly arrived to live..

Idk big bad sad has just genuinely and truly arrived to live in my brain. I’m sad rn and that’s all there is to say atm.

I’m just gonna make myself do only *relaxing things* tomorrow. Idk.

I’d been needing to cry tho. So there’s that.

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I told you that I probably wouldn’t rest. Oh ya! Hey, *take ..

I told you that I probably wouldn’t rest. Oh ya! Hey, *take note, please!* That I have been updating the song on my page.

MySpace era Ashley is so so so satisfied. Take my soul, Spotify. (You can also find me there. If you want to hear what I hear, during those silent clips. Sry.)

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Idk. I want to say so much and so little. I overshare a lot;..

Idk. I want to say so much and so little. I overshare a lot; I am also quite cautious abt what I share. No, the two are not mutually exclusive.

Made this paid because I’m sharing what *I deem to be* cute ass pictures of me, and my bare naked face, smoking. I donno if it’s everyone’s cup of tea. (Rly tho, I’m just self conscious abt my *bare naked face*. lol)

I included a couple of (silly and sexy) treats tho. Just ‘cause I care and it also creates the potential for these weird little Easter eggs. Maybe no one wants the 🍃 pics, and then those other video clips become entombed. Cask of Amontillado’d in smoke and freckles.

Anyways. I’m stressed. Making stupid bullshit distractions for myself. I hope you were at least lightly amused, if not intrigued enough to venture forth.

Idk what I’m talking abt, ok. I’ll add labels later. I need to return to homeostasis first. Teehee. Ok. Nite.

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Hi guys (gender inclusive). I had a good day and then it bec..

Hi guys (gender inclusive). I had a good day and then it became rapidly not. I am immediately exhausted. I donno if I’ll rest, tho! I did get a new, gorgeous nail polish today.

I love the rain but y’all. When it rains; it does indeed pour. Fucking buckets. lol

I’m gonna go ahead and send my lil treat-y treat to blah blah, you already heard it all before. (Re: several posts ago. Go hunting, if you care.)

Here’s another pic from the other day :p

Nite. 🙂

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Because I’ve been visually accosting you with so much of my ..

Because I’ve been visually accosting you with so much of my face (and other body parts), recently. Here are some nice, peaceful, crooked finger, hands.

And a genuinely gorgeous nail polish.

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Good morning, good afternoon, and good day. ☺️ I will spare..

Good morning, good afternoon, and good day. ☺️

I will spare you the preamble: I was experimenting with angles and stuff. I fucked my pussy from behind. It was quite enjoyable. I hope you enjoy it, too. ;)

Approx ~15 mins. I rly needed it, for context. I was thinking abt you taking me. Imaging you watching me and becoming so aroused that you cannot help but partake. 🍑 Eat with your eyes first, bb. lol :p

You’re behind me, watching me fuck my juicy pussy with a dildo. My thighs tremble when I push it in deeply; it felt so fucking good. I left a sweet lil wet spot for you, too. 🤤

Oh, I just realized I also do some blowie stuff. :p lol Just a really horny Ashley grab bag, apparently .

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I have a headache, as I write this. Perhaps I need a snack. ..

I have a headache, as I write this. Perhaps I need a snack. Or water. Or to look away from the phone for a lil bit. Will probs do all three, tbh. I wanted to share a lil taste of what I was working on earlier, tho! 😘

Lemme know if you enjoyed it. I had *a lot* of fun, and I’m excited to share it with **you**. lol

Nite.

Ps.
***More Forthcoming***

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Sometimes I genuinely cannot tell when a pic of me looks acc..

Sometimes I genuinely cannot tell when a pic of me looks acceptable; like I *must* return the next day and review them, otherwise I lose so many because my brain sees some aspect of my appearance (data point) that I’ve come to dislike (reject) and, therefore, immediately dismiss the pic. I donno. Some literal brain retraining is occurring, it would appear. Cool McBeans. Brain machine learning. “Wait. *She’s the black box?*”

Anyways!!! I’m currently working on stuff. In between filming stuff! Please enjoy these pics that I took abt 5 mins ago, just for you. Because I appreciate having you here, and because you took the time to read these words. ☺️

Thank you,
Ashley

PS it’ll be a fun game to see if I keep them all tomorrow, upon reflection.

PPS I am so profoundly grateful for both the ability to *do this* here and also editing capabilities. Like wow, I really do hit send without editing. Sorry for email typos, past and future. Be well.

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Dang, y’all. Consider yourself lucky. lol I was like *hm, ma..

Dang, y’all. Consider yourself lucky. lol I was like *hm, maybe I’ll make a little post, consisting of pics that I didn’t share the other day.* I was like ok, which pics do I like, that I would have hated the other day. Like, which ones have I softened to over time, because I know exactly what I always hesitate to share, initially, because I am a lil insecure. *sigh* whatever

Anyways! I made it a game, and lololol I got it absolutely bang on, 💯. I’m so pleased with my pattern recognition. 🙃 😅 LOL I’m pretty sure I guessed correctly, that each of these are indeed new, without even checking. Hehe

Funny thing, I bet some of you guys will think these are the sexier pictures. lol

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No! This is not the surprise for you, if you participated in my little research endeavor!!! lol! That will be a mssg or smth. Turns out, I needed to sleep today. Sometimes that happens. Anyhow! Please enjoy this treat, regardless. 🤤

PPS!!!!!!

The initial point of this post was to say that I am so pleased with how my hair came out! That’s all! Oh and if I’m wrong abt being correct in my assessment that each of these pics is new, then oops. I am frequently incorrect. Oopsie daisy, truly.

Be well!

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Misfit toy.

Misfit toy.

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Pacing myself, with my return to this! (This. OF. You.) Doin..

Pacing myself, with my return to this! (This. OF. You.) Doing small bits of work every day, when I am able. I want to ensure that this endeavor is sustainable for me, and I have learned over and over again that pushing myself as far as
I can go, as fast as I can, doesn’t result in maintainable routines or outcomes.

It always ends in burn out, bb. Always has; always will. Rest. Clean your wounds. Give me forehead kisses.

And go read my new bio. I’ll probably work on The Syllabus and a more streamlined tip menu tomorrow. (Don’t fret! The Syllabus isn’t vanishing.)

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kiss kiss kisses

kiss kiss kisses

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***Tangent Warning*** Ok, do you want to engage in some (po..

***Tangent Warning***

Ok, do you want to engage in some (poorly conducted) research with me?

I’ve long maintained that, were I to have an OF, it would be some kinda 4th wall breaking experience. I’m a film. Nerd. Game. Nerd. Academic, nerd. Makeup . Nerd. Etc. etc. etc.

It’s *still an experience* for both of us, tho. And I think we can each do everything in our power to make sure we both get what we want and have our needs met. I want it to be fulfilling for you to fulfill me! 🥰

Having said that: I know why you’re here. You know some of the reasons why I remain here. One being that I am having *so much fun*! Like, wtf. Hahah I am unbelievably grateful to be here okay anyways. Any how. You’re here because you cannot get enough of this pussy. And you want to keep seeing it. Feeling it; do you feel that rn?

Anyhow. I was feeling good earlier, and I took a bunch of pics. I had a fun idea! Would you mind tipping me however much you can reasonably afford, and would be willing to pay, to see these pictures? If you cannot tip rn, but you *will/would occasionally* in the future, then maybe just like this post??

If you lurk then, by all means, proceed with caution.

I’m going to share these on Reddit in a couple of days. Maybe tmr, idk. But I appreciate you, and I want you to know that. So I’m letting you see them first.

Ashley

Ps!
Perhaps I will think of an incentive prize for humans who do tip, do matter the amt, if they make sure it’s clear that it’s in relation to this post?

Okay. Enjoy, plz. Ty.

PPS!!!!!

Reward distribution to commence upon, or after, my decision abt what the reward will be, and ability to complete its creation (ie. Make the content). Aka: when I am able, I will get you. But I like my job; I’ll do it soon; 😘

(Context: why do I care? I want to figure out how to make this a sustainable endeavor for me, because I’m having a good time thus far. And you need me.)

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Experiencing quiet epiphanies. (Pov: you’re autistic.) Some..

Experiencing quiet epiphanies. (Pov: you’re autistic.)

Someone please, anyone. Please pass the vitamin d.

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Some vintage Ashley for you, tonite! Because I *think* I’m g..

Some vintage Ashley for you, tonite! Because I *think* I’m going to color my hair tomorrow! Not orange, tho I do have some orange dye left. I’m thinking blue and purple.

Those always fade so quickly on me, but it’s all good. Blue and purple also tone as they fade, and it makes a nice base for whatever I do next.

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