3 of my books are about to be available on Audible. You're t..
3 of my books are about to be available on Audible. You're the first to find out. A British female voice reads them all. Superior to my own voice.
2025-03-22 05:50:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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I'm super unwell... just super sad... but I hope you're good..
I'm super unwell... just super sad... but I hope you're good!!
Question: Do you know anyone who went crazy over time? Like as they aged, they got really religious? I had to deal with that unpleasant surprise today.
Probably making a video about this... spoiler alert: I don't..
Probably making a video about this... spoiler alert: I don't know if any of you watch Love Is Blind... but the most recent episode was an absolute trainwreck... these people joined the show with the expressed intent to marry whoever they chose in the "pods" (communication rooms) then most of them straight up humiliated each other at the alter... they often talked about how they loved each other, while also ruining each other lives (for a period) in front of their whole families... nuts.
2025-03-08 05:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostStarted releasing new videos today - will be going through g..
Started releasing new videos today - will be going through growing pains to adjust to the new culture of... the internet - I've been mostly out of it for like 5 years.
2025-03-07 23:56:45 +0000 UTC View PostBeen doing hard labor recently... you know... cutting wood, ..
Been doing hard labor recently... you know... cutting wood, mounting cement slabs, hauling tools etc.
Once I'm done, I can get back to whatever the fun this is :P
Sorry about causing a waterfall in your pants by posting thi..
Sorry about causing a waterfall in your pants by posting this...
2025-03-03 20:27:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Onision shirts are finally available again... some of you ar..
Onision shirts are finally available again... some of you are the best kinds of people to have around possible as you actually genuinely like me... please wear my shirts with caution, as people have opinions and they know how to use them in a day-ruining fashion.
The merch is live now, on Onision.com (worked all day to get the site back up and running)
Chapter 2 - Stones To AbbigaleRecorded 2-21-2025 by Onision
Chapter 2 - Stones To Abbigale
Recorded 2-21-2025 by Onision
Chapter 1 - Stones To AbbigaleRecorded 2-21-2025 by Onision
Chapter 1 - Stones To Abbigale
Recorded 2-21-2025 by Onision
Stones to Abbigale IntroductionMessage from The AuthorRecord..
Stones to Abbigale Introduction
Message from The Author
Recorded 2-21-2025 by Onision
Big things are coming to this OnlyFans, and you probably car..
Big things are coming to this OnlyFans, and you probably care about almost none of them. It's OnlyFans after all, not... "Hey guys, I have a brain attached to this body." and I get that, which is why I'm keeping @Onision purely about the D and such.
THIS IS PROJECT 1, THE ANNOUNCEMENT
I thought it would be incredibly funny to find out what you ..
I thought it would be incredibly funny to find out what you guys are politically... please vote for whatever is the MOST true. Have a beautiful day. Wat = way*
2025-02-20 17:40:43 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for being here. I'm still physically ill... but wante..
Thanks for being here. I'm still physically ill... but wanted to show my gratitude to give you the illusion I'm a human being. 🤫 Probably writing another book soon... because I refuse to accept the obvious facts that I am neither talented nor interesting ðŸ˜
2025-02-18 00:28:53 +0000 UTC View PostI've been in such overwhelming pain over the last 24 hours....
I've been in such overwhelming pain over the last 24 hours... but then I took an Aleve... it feels so weird... like when you're in so much pain, and then the pain is mostly gone, your body feels like it's actually experiencing pleasure (cringe word, I know)... but the absence of pain is pleasure, you don't realize the lack of pain is so powerful till you're in constant horrible pain and it's suddenly gone...
The peace is sweet. A brief moment of physical silence.
I was going to make this podcast free, then I realized I don..
I was going to make this podcast free, then I realized I don't actually really want anyone to hear it.
2025-02-15 19:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostI drank my tap water and now my whole body aches just like w..
I drank my tap water and now my whole body aches just like when I got my first COVID shot. Sticking to bottled from now on... 🤢 if I live... not anti vacc... just saying ow.
UPDATE: Took an Aleve, feeling less pain.
UPDATE: I don't think it was the tap water because people I know are sick with the same thing.
I checked my messages on social media, finally... expected n..
I checked my messages on social media, finally... expected nothing but hate... it was mostly people being nice and saying they're sorry for what I've been through...
2025-02-14 17:23:08 +0000 UTC View PostSpilling the beans... (update on Onision's S & R issue)
Spilling the beans... (update on Onision's S & R issue)
2025-02-12 22:07:56 +0000 UTC View PostPossible changes to this free O.F... more content, different..
Possible changes to this free O.F... more content, different content.
2025-02-12 21:34:07 +0000 UTC View PostFor access to my boring/quiet Discord, tip ANY post of mine ..
For access to my boring/quiet Discord, tip ANY post of mine at least $5 and DM me your user name after you've joined through https://discord.com/invite/SJK4rNZ58P (so I can find your user name and grant you access)
Thanks guys.
Quite the bundle... a whole lot of butt, videos and images :..
Quite the bundle... a whole lot of butt, videos and images :P
2023-02-21 23:23:57 +0000 UTC View PostA few pics and a butt tease video ~ Or just enjoy what's fre..
A few pics and a butt tease video ~ Or just enjoy what's free :)
2023-01-30 23:21:06 +0000 UTC View Post
2 similar selfies of my bare chest, two very revealing multi..
2 similar selfies of my bare chest, two very revealing multi-angular pics of my ass... personally? I like them all. I think I did good <3
2023-01-04 22:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post