My dad only knows masturbation jokes. He says they always cu..
My dad only knows masturbation jokes. He says they always cum in handy.
2022-05-30 10:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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My girlfriend just phoned me to say that 3 women in her offi..
My girlfriend just phoned me to say that 3 women in her office had received flowers today and they were absolutely gorgeous. I said that's probably why they got flowers. Thanks @rando_mike
2022-05-30 07:18:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call the sweat on your balls after you have had ..
What do you call the sweat on your balls after you have had sex with your cousin? Relative humidity.
2022-05-30 03:07:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call cheese thats not yours?... Nacho Cheese. T..
What do you call cheese thats not yours?... Nacho Cheese. Thanks @speirokhordes
2022-05-30 00:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostI just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view on..
I just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view only. Thanks @Delilah_quinn_live
2022-05-29 22:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becom..
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent 🥁 Thanks @raphyraph347
2022-05-29 20:16:09 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh. Thanks @tomkatt1..
what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh. Thanks @tomkatt1969
2022-05-29 18:02:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding ..
Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field Thanks @garnetxero
2022-05-29 16:28:29 +0000 UTC View PostI've never met a person that liked me I didn't like
I've never met a person that liked me I didn't like
2022-05-29 12:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them ..
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach." Thanks @valhallaleighh_free
2022-05-29 10:11:06 +0000 UTC View PostI could tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little chees..
I could tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy. Thanks @lunareine
2022-05-29 06:36:02 +0000 UTC View Post@phxbb ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon....she'll let..
@phxbb ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon....she'll let us know Thanks
2022-05-29 03:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the perverted math teacher arrested?? He got caught ..
Why was the perverted math teacher arrested?? He got caught trying to put 42 into 17!!! Thanks @cealliaghfree
2022-05-29 01:32:09 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't li..
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
2022-05-29 00:09:06 +0000 UTC View PostStop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
2022-05-28 20:57:09 +0000 UTC View PostMy grandaughter told me today, “Papi, I have an imaginary bo..
My grandaughter told me today, “Papi, I have an imaginary boyfriend.” I sighed and said, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks,” she replied. “That means a lot.” I shook my head and said, “I was talking to your boyfriend.”
2022-05-28 15:11:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy girlfriend told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if..
My girlfriend told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
2022-05-28 11:48:44 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
2022-05-28 03:50:05 +0000 UTC View PostI asked Luna69 to get out of the car and make sure rhe blink..
I asked Luna69 to get out of the car and make sure rhe blinkers were working. She walked behind the car and said "No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No" 😉 Thanks @lunamontoya69
2022-05-28 00:21:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's DAD joke weekend. I've been posting them for the last 2..
It's DAD joke weekend. I've been posting them for the last 24 hours and people are laughing. Send me your favorite in the DMs and if I use it you will get all the credit. If you sent one earlier I haven't used...send it again if you dare. If you are really bold send a photo or bitmoji that matches the joke. It's all for fun laugh a bit. Keep smiling my friends.
2022-05-27 22:50:03 +0000 UTC View PostI thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it w..
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
2022-05-27 21:38:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef Thanks @p..
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef Thanks @phxbb
2022-05-27 18:21:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 1/..
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 1/2 a worm. Thanks @ohitsmad
2022-05-27 16:05:07 +0000 UTC View PostI needed this yesterday. Maybe you need it today. I don’t ..
I needed this yesterday. Maybe you need it today. I don’t have a joke right now but I know everything will be better just take a deep breath and say *fuck you all* Thanks @mr.bennus YOU are the best.
2022-05-27 14:58:04 +0000 UTC View PostBag pipes are dangerous because when you run with them you c..
Bag pipes are dangerous because when you run with them you could trip over and be kilt!!!! Thank you @missrobertson
2022-05-27 12:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostFor those that sent me terrible jokes to cheer me up yesterd..
For those that sent me terrible jokes to cheer me up yesterday. Thank you. For those that sent a kind word. Thank you. For those that sent me unsolicited nudes...REALLY THANK YOU Today is a new day. We will conquer it and if you need a laugh...my page has some of your best and worst from yesterday. If you need a nude....ask nice that's not really my thing but I can recommend some sexy creators. And if you just need a boost I'm here. What a great community we have here. Thanks again Kev
2022-05-27 10:25:20 +0000 UTC View PostTaco bell. The only place in the US where you can still get ..
Taco bell. The only place in the US where you can still get gas for $1.39 Thanks @darlingnikki5 ( Prince tribute? )
2022-05-27 06:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow does Luna Reine stay so cool? She has many fans 🤪 Thank..
How does Luna Reine stay so cool? She has many fans 🤪 Thank you @lunareine
2022-05-27 02:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. Thank you @gentlemanlumberjack
2022-05-27 00:07:23 +0000 UTC View PostA woman got breast implants made of wood... This joke would ..
A woman got breast implants made of wood... This joke would be better if it had a punchline wooden tit? Thanks @blitheberry
2022-05-26 22:08:04 +0000 UTC View Post