Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. ππ Thanks..
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. ππ Thanks @freddover
2022-05-26 20:38:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. ππ Thanks @freddover
2022-05-26 20:38:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-26 16:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
2022-05-26 08:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
My favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant scent that contains the words 'active' or 'sport' in it's name
2022-05-25 21:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Asshole is probably the most gender neutral swearword
2022-05-25 18:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-25 10:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
"Men will fuck anything" Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, 100 different types of toys and a water faucet to get off. But hey....you may be right π
2022-05-24 21:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I may not be much to look at....but I can fuck like the government. Ps - go vote today. (If you live in an area with primaries)
2022-05-24 17:35:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out.
2022-05-24 09:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-24 00:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Having sex with an ex is like taking a shower then putting back on the same dirty underwear
2022-05-24 00:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
A dirty mind makes normal conversations so much more interesting
2022-05-23 17:47:57 +0000 UTC View Post
And stay offline. I'm going back to bed. To much fun this weekend.
2022-05-23 10:26:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Porn sites should pair with dating sites and match people up based on thier kinks and search history
2022-05-22 22:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-22 13:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The average horse weighs 1000 pounds and has a 20" dick. That's a 50# to 1" ratio. So the average man of say 200# only needs a 4" cock to be hung like a horse.
2022-05-22 10:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my favorite photos from one of my favorite creators. Q @thetiltedhalo go pay her a visit
2022-05-21 18:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out? WENDYS.
2022-05-21 14:10:03 +0000 UTC View Post
When I say I'm going to "Release the hounds" it sounds so much more badass than "take the dogs out".
2022-05-21 10:05:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Masturbation is great. It wakes you up, puts you to sleep, relieves stress, and the only person who judges if you're good at it is yourself.
2022-05-20 23:09:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Booty texts are much better than booty calls. You can send several out at a time and increase your chances!
2022-05-20 18:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me suffer, while rolling her eyes and painting her nails.
2022-05-20 15:54:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-20 14:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-20 11:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy birthday to @misskinkysub Everyone go show her some love. Want a birthday shoutout ? Let me know.
2022-05-20 10:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-20 01:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post
MizTatted @miztattedfree is my top tipper of the day and she send me a boob flash to boot....what a great friend and creator. Go pay her a visit and be HER top tipper and and see what she sends you.
2022-05-19 20:02:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a new friend and @luxism223 wants to give you a peek at her luxury lifestyle. Fancy cars. Expensive shopping trips. Manicures. Fine dining. She sounds like my last two girlfriends but this one is giving away a free 3 day trial so Act now and tell her Kevin sent you.
2022-05-19 15:50:53 +0000 UTC View Post