I haven’t given a floof update in a while... it’s been 10 weeks and Maiz is adjusting well, she seems happy here and has definitely got me wrapped around her little paw! I’m so happy I adopted her, she has helped with my grief of losing Priscilla a lot and she’s a great covid lockdown buddy! Life is pretty boring being stuck at home these days, but she’s been making it a bit entertaining. Don’t forget she has several items she put on my amazon wishlist(link in profile) in case you too feel like spoiling her!!!
Do you like hot, naked, wet steamy shower scenes? Then purchase any of my last few posts! Remember tipping is always an option and sexy af!!! Don't be that guy! You know the one that likes ALL my free posts but NEVER purchases anything nor tips ever, no one likes that guy!!!
I must have been a dirty girl because I sure spent a lot of time in that shower! Watch another hot, wet solo shower scene that @katcalico filmed of me! Purchase this post to watch me get so fresh and so clean in our awesome in-room spa in Vegas last week at our slumber party! You know you wanna take a shower with me! #justdoit #slipperywhenwet
Didn't get enough of me and @katcalico naked in the steam room together from my previous post? How about 2 girls 1 Shower? Purchase this post to watch video of me and @katcalico take a shower after all that steaming! We are definitely getting better at learning how to use her new toy, I'm so happy she brought it to Vegas with us! Makes me want a go-pro!
Did you know it's harder to dance in 110 degrees than it looks! @katcalico and I took turns filming steamy solo scenes as we learned how to use her new toy, the go-pro! Also bonus points for not slipping on the wetness and hurting myself!! Purchase this post to watch an extra hot(literally), naked steam-room dance show!
Ok I lied, we also left the room for an hour to take my first ever pole class! It was a fun break from the steam room to do something active with friends. The class was taught by another feature entertainer so that was fun! I totally sucked at most of the class, this is is a move I already had but learned a new way to get into it! Do you prefer naked girls in the shower instead? then purchase my last post silly!
My girl @katcalico and I met in Vegas last week for a little slumber party. Our friend gifted us with a suit that had 2 jacuzzi tubs, 2 showers with built in steam rooms and 5 toilets....we only left the room to eat! I freaking love the steam room!!! Even though we had enough showers to each have our own, why when we can conserve water and share? Plus Kat just got a new thing, a go-pro which meant we could take videos and pics in water! Want to peep us enjoying the spa that was our room? Purchase this post to watch the videos of us getting steamy as we learn to use her new toy!
I’m case anyone was wondering what the creepy clown lamp that I’m trying to get the funds for to purchase looks like I’m the dark when lit up... I was, so I asked the seller for photos. Now I want it even more! Help a clown out to make her creepy clown room dreams come true by contributing to my campaign I have going to be able to afford this marvelous piece of vintage creepiness!!! #justdoit #creepingitreal #turnclownforwhat
Q:Whatcha got cooking good looking?
A: Butternut Squash Risotto
Wanna watch me turn all this into a delicious pot of yummy goodness? It savory, it’s seeet, it’s creamy and it’s dairy and gluten -free! Purchase my last post for video of this food porn in action!
Who wants to do a little experimenting in the kitchen with me? Purchase this video to watch me guide you through how I have been perfecting butternut squash risotto, a dish I had at a fancy restaurant in New Orleans called August and have been trying to emulate ever since. It takes in all about 45 minutes to make but this video is edited to about 20. I don’t use a recipe nor measure anything, that’s why I say experiment, and I’m a firm believer that if you can chop, you can cook! I bet Lorena Bobbit is a mean cook!!! Even if you’re not down to try this concoction out, maybe you just want to see me in action in the kitchen. Warning: I am not in clown makeup I this video and you will be subjected to my actual face with zero makeup. Beware!!! Who wants to get busy in the kitchen? #dontdoit #foodporn #foodie
Happy Sunday Bumday! Hope you had a great weekend! I had my ass in the kitchen working on making my ass fatter! Just kidding, actually I’m on a diet and today is day 10 no sugar but I was in the kitchen making a few of my favorite things! Want to watch me do some experimenting in the kitchen? Purchase my next post for a 20 minute video of me showing you how I make butternut squash risotto! Yummm!!! Here’s what they don’t tell you about cooking... it’s mostly chopping!! #justdoit #chopchop #sundayfunday #sundaybumday #foodporn
I got this pair of clowns this week and put them
up today! They are the first things I’ve put up on any of my walls in my new apartment, I’ve been afraid to make holes. I guess this weekend I will take the plunge and finally hang all my art and mirrors. I wish I had a handy man to just do it for me! But you know how you can help? Contribute to my creepy clown lamp campaign so my clown room will look even more awesome! What do you think of my new friends? #justdoit #clownfantasies #duckinmypocket
Does this cream pie make my face look sweet? You know what would’ be really sweet? If you contributed to my campaign for my creepy clown lamp! #justdoit #creampiefacials
So I finally got a daybed for my guest room and now I’m ready to start making it the most awesome clown themed room ever! I need this lamp!!! When lit up the mouth, eyes and buttons light up, making it sooooo creepy in the dark, I can’t think of a better way to keep my guests from being in the dark! It’s on Etsy but I need y’all’s help to buy it!!! Help me make my creepy clown room dreams a reality! #prettyplease #Creepingitreal #nightlight #sweetdreams
Happy Sunday Bumday! I’m being a literal bum today and my ass had been on the couch all day, but it’s my Sunday Funday so I can do with it what I want! Do you like this ass? Then don’t be silly and just click the like button, tip this ass!!! #sundaybumday #tipthatass #fuckyourlikes #fuckyoupayme
It’s NYE and I’m not working, this is strange! What do I do with myself? The bars here in Portland are only open till 11pm, not quite fulfilling the need to celebrate midnight, and they are only allowed to operate outside, it’s in the 30s at night here! So that’s not in my game plans! None of my friends seemed interested in a small house party, or rather no one wants to host it, because that requires work! My other option is a sketchy parking lot comedy show where you party in your own cars and the comedy is broadcasted over FM radio. I’m contemplating this option but it still sounds cold and I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to drink in your car! I did get a slot to do a 5 minute set and it’s been forever it seems since I’ve gotten to do any stand up so it’s really tempting! I really feeling like getting a bottle of champagne at the store and celebrating at home! What you doing tonight? Do you wanna buy a clown a drink to celebrate? Send tips to help this clown but champagne to get tipsy tonight! #cheers #champagnedreams #tipher
I just made this video to post on the gram for a new collaboration taking place tomorrow. It’s fun and I just thought I’d share it with all of ya’ll! #themoreyouknow #foodporn #foodfetishfriday
I’m currently obsessed with this song! Wanna see me dance and take it all off to this song? Purchase my next post to see me dance last month when I went to Florida for an event and did a one time set at club 4-play.
Help a struggling clown girl pay her rent, purchase my posts!!! If you’re here just for the free content then kindly Fuck off! #justdoit #helpaclowndownandout #ppv
Current mood while stuck on another lockdown here in Oregon...you can help a clown down and put by purchasing any of my many ppv posts or through tipping! #justdoit #supportthearts
Because we all could use some purr therapy!!! Don’t forget Maiz has several items on my amazon wishlist, link in profile! She needs some things to make this place more of her home. Her favorite spot so far is definitely my bed but she could use some kitty beds if her own so she’ll enjoy all the rooms here!
Happy Sunday Bumday! I’m spending my Sunday Funday doing nothing on the couch except smoking weed, watching movies and cuddling with the kitty! What about you? For all of you that are constantly liking all my posts but never purchase a thing or tip, y’all can kiss my ass! But since you've proved yourselves to be useless I guess I gotta kiss my own ass!!! Wanna see more? Then purchase something sillies! And for those of you that do support me, thank you, keep up being awesome!!! #sundaybumday #sundayfunday #tipthatass
Did you have clown pussy on your Christmas wish list abs Santa failed to deliver? Don’t worry, I got you! Purchase my next post to check that off your list! And if you’re wondering what’s on my Christmas wish list, go to my amazon wishlist link in bio to find toys for both my pussies! #makeawish #wishlist #naughtylist
In case anyone was wondering... the new kitty(Maiz) and I are getting along purrrrrfectly! Help me spoil her for a Christmas by sending her something off my amazon wishlist(link in profile), you can tell what stuff is for her! We’re super excited as I can see Santa has already sent her the cat tree off the list that’s coming soon! Be like Santa and please my pussy!!!
