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Kiss me on the lips 💋 ….also on the forehead please ☺️

Can I sit on your face? 🪑

How many moons can you see? :P 🌕🌕🌕

Come take a few bites of my candy necklace ;) It’s not actual candy tho…

Guess who’s feeling better! As promised, here’s my sexy, new bra and binder ;) I know, I know… it’s too sexy for you to handle 🖐️ For those of you wondering about the dirty socks… I saw a cool feather in the backyard and I tried to get it but didn’t have time to put my shoes on and so my socks got dirty. Then it got windy as I made my approach and it blew away. There’s also a hole in my sock. Don’t know how that happened. I bet you’re wondering why I’ve told you all this. It’s okay… I’m wondering the same thing 😂

Wow, I did not expect Explant surgery to be so rough. Hi 🖐️ by the way, I’m alive and well! The surgery went perfectly and I’ll be healed up soon :) I have to maintain “T-Rex” arms for a few weeks so that I heal properly. It’s been quite annoying as I have to use a fork to scratch my head. I’ve always thought I’d make a good Ariel, just never imagined it would be in this way 😂 I have been on pain medications which is why I haven’t posted since surgery and I have been watching Lost in Space. Because of the medication, I am very confused as to what’s going on in the show and will have to rewatch it when I’m not so loopy… On an exciting note, I got to take my first complete shower today since my surgery! I haven’t been able to wash my upper half, but today I’m squeaky clean! It might be another week before I get back to posting regularly again but, honestly, I’m feeling SO MUCH BETTER. My mind is clear, the world is beautiful, and I am so ready to get back into the full swing of things :D Thank you guys for all the kind words and encouragement this last week :) Please ignore all my previous spelling, grammatical errors, and run on sentences in messages… I was on pain meds 😅 Hopefully after I do my hair today, I’ll take some pictures of my new, SUPER SEXY bra and binder for you to see ;) For now tho, I will resume my reign of terror on the tourist of Jurassic park 🦖🦖🦖🦖

Getting my surgery tomorrow! Explant! I can’t wait to feel better and get back on my best grind 🥰✨✨✨

Made it to Michigan! I landed in Flint and then drove to my hotel. I’m exhausted. I woke up at 4:30 this morning to get to the airport in time and I feel like I’ve been going none stop since then. To pass the time, I downloaded a game called “Ori” on my switch and to make sure I had “fun”, I set the difficulty to easy. WELL. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING… I. AM. STRUGGLING. There’s a part in the game where you have to race the rising water levels in the tree and, I swear, I have played the same 45 seconds 80 times in a row… My thumbs are sore… and I have seasoned thumbs! 😩 I’m an avid gamer!!! The shame of not being able to beat it is eating me. I get my surgery on Nov 6th and thought I’d come to Michigan early. I’m hoping to see Detroit tomorrow! This is my first time in this state and this is the most north I have ever been! I also feel like a dumb dumb because I didn’t realize Canada WAS RIGHT THERE. I could’ve popped my Canadian cherry but I forgot my passport. Alas, I will have to venture into Canada another time. But at least I can go look at Canada, right? When I go home, I can tell everyone that I have officially “seen” Canada with my own eyes. Anyway, I’m off to bed. I’ll report on whether or not Canada is real soon enough! ❤️

Happy Halloween!!! :D 🎃👻💀🎃👻 I’m Lola Bunny this year :D 🐰

Guess what I’m going to be for Halloween this year :P

What would you like to order? ;)

Look what I just found out I can do! :D!!

Okay so for my birthday I got a Gengar and Master Chief plushie, new gel pens for my coloring books, some delicious chocolate bars, an axolotl and a gengar stone statues, some more opals (which I ADORE. Why must they be so beautiful?!), and last, but not least, this ass ;)

It’s my birthday today! I spent the whole day with family and I got me a Snuggie and new gel pens to color with!!! :D!!! I’ll post some pictures tomorrow for you to see :) ❤️❤️❤️

It says it takes an average of 35 minutes to get through this corn maze… what do you say we make it 40? ;) 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

✨jingle jingle✨

I got new panties! These ones are red with stretchy lace on the edges. They’re so comfy and breathable :D I cannot stand panties that are too tight on me, but with these, I barely feel them on me ❤️ My basil plants are still doing so well. I like to go out in the mornings and sort of motorboat them 😅 it’s the perfect, natural perfume ;)

Look what I did today! Some of the gel pens are glitter filled and when I hold it up in the sun it sparkles like crazy ✨✨:) I think of all my coloring books, this one is my favorite. It has a bunch of “small worlds” to color in and they’re all so cute and unique! My favorite way to color is to pick a cute outfit, find a fluffy & soft comforter and then lay on my stomach :) It also pairs really well with some lemon water and some juicy grapes 😍

Do prefer it rough or gentle? ;)

One of my turn-ons is fucking in a car ;) I know it's not the most comfortable place or the easiest, depending on the car, but damn does it get me going 💦💦💦 Plus that accidental honk that happens every time is so funny 😂

I re did my green wall and put flowers around the circle! It's taken a long time but the last flower was finally put in!!! I'm so excited with how it came out :) Also, it rained today! I'm in love with the rain ❤️ I want to go somewhere where it rains all the time and just watch the drops roll down the windows all day long. Maybe read a good book on a comfy couch. I want a thunderstorm and a hot fire :)

Went to REI in Denver in my flower dress and tried on some cute clothes! :D I found a super cute vest but it costs 195 DOLLARS. FOR A VEST. ✨A VEST✨. I went to the Denver aquarium today and got to feed otters and sting rays! You’d think it’d be soft and slimy but they make this loud sucking noise and it feels like nine cats tongues are licking you underwater… I also went to a place called Bubble Planet and they had a GIANT BALL PIT. Why don’t we have more adult ball pits? That was so much fun! I spent like an hour in there 😂

My closet is finally done! I have been super stressed the last few weeks because I couldn’t find anything and now that I got the last organizers in, I feel like a weight has been lifted! I can find things!

I was going to take some extra cute pictures but this fuzzy top snapped and the beads landed in my belly button 🤦‍♀️ The material felt soooo good on my nipples, why did it have to break?? Guess I’ll just lay here naked then ☺️

I’m finally back from Utah and today construction has started on the pool! :D There is dirt EVERYWHERE 🙌 On the drive back from Utah, I started listening to music again ( I go through these weird phases of listening to music 24/7 to doing yard work in absolutely silence for 8 hours straight. There’s no inbtween). ANYWAY, I did some coloring with gel pens, started writing in a journal for the first time in 15 years, and added another gold cup on Mario Kart on 100cc 🥰 P.S. I hate you Dry Bones 😑 Why is it always you that red shells me at the last second, on the last race, every time?!?

I hiked the Narrows at Zion national park for 8 hours today! The rock formations were breathtaking, the water was frigid, and the experience was stellar! At the fork, we chose the path on the right. Towards the end of the Narrows I thought I was invincible and decided to climb a slippery log to get above a waterfall and I slipped about 8 feet up. By some miracle, I managed to ball myself up and land perfectly between the rock wall and the log into the water. After that, all I remember is being ripped out of the water and everyone checking me for injuries. They thought I had knocked myself up but as was still conscious 😅 My teeth were chattering nonstop for 15 minutes and everyone thought I was hypothermic. Thankfully, I am okay other than a bruised shin. I know it doesn’t look like much in the picture but there’s an enormous bump and it hurts when I touch it 😭 Overall, I recommend the Narrows to anyone that likes adventure and an incredible hike! 10/10 would do again! …in 5 years… after I recover 😂❤️

Went riding today! The clouds were perfect, the air was cool, and I had it all to myself ❤️

He likes it when I wear tube tops and now I know why 😛

et’s undress each other to music 🧦🩲💨

I’ve had a long day but I figured you deserved something special ;)