ur girl needs a good fucking NOW seriously im so horny loli'..

ur girl needs a good fucking NOW
seriously im so horny lol

i'm sorry my posting slipped for a moment!! like, not THAT sorry (come on, i'm otherwise killin it pretty damn hard lately. and i'm not trying to be a daily poster 😜), but still a little sorry!!! i've been thinking nonstop about how i want to post, but refrained because i got into that whole "i suck major dick (the icky kind, not yummy) for posting without chatting for so long again" anxiety spiral. but who tf would choose no posts AND no chats over posts and no chats? oh well, at least this was a 2 or 3 day lapse, not a 2 or 3 weeks!!!

(news flash: that entire paragraph was me rationalizing with myself to feel personally better, not because i feel i let anyone down... this time 🫶🏻) i'm mostly keeping it in because i spent an entire 15 minutes it to be coherent. unfortunately, making it short & precise would take another 18 minutes, at the very LEAST, so that's not in the cards today, but i still put in the work to get you this ranty nothing paragraph and it's here to stay hahahaaaa

ps: i'm super horny... did i mention that? haha, it's too bad i don't sext on here 😭 i might reevaluate that decision one day but i don't think the door is open to that atp, so that day will not be today. anyways... i'm off to use my bestie (my womanizer toy) and then i'll hopefully sleep for 10000 hours (give or take would suffice). i need it!!!!

pps: i'm a rat girl again!!! this is not some weird, sexual innuendo... i got 3 pet rats who are all super cute little baby girlies and i'm a happy lil rat + dog mama (this is a very heavy responsibility lmao) 🥰 rats make me happy. i don't have names though, so please share if you have any ideas! one is cream colored, one is black body, white tummy, and the third is white body, black head. i wanted to think of sexual innuendo names, but the only one i can think of is lil debbie because i love creampies for the cream rat. and that's my only idea... hahaha.. but i want to follow a theme