

Me trying to make myself feel like Jessis Christ… Meow 🙃🫣 someone teach me how to love the holidays . 😂
A list of things that would absolutely brighten up my week:
holiday cheer, ᴹᵒⁿᵉʸ, chocolate covered strawberries, ᴹᵒⁿᵉʸ, a brand new bong, ᴹᵒⁿᵉʸ, a fully booked itinerary, ᴹᵒⁿᵉʸ, help, ᴹᵒⁿᵉʸ, a noose, ᴹᵒⁿᵉʸ, a never ending plethora of sex toys, or мσηєу 🤍☺️
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Xoxo 💋