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A little historical fact for you fine folks ! On this day in..

A little historical fact for you fine folks !
On this day in 1800, the Library of Congress was founded and became the United States's oldest federal cultural institution.
The good, the bad, the ugly and the unforgivable is all wrapped up here within these walls

Todays cup of Joe
Folders
Black silk blend

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Located on the island of Capri, off the coast of Italy is a ..

Located on the island of Capri, off the coast of Italy is a little island called
Via Krupp.
Known for its historic hairpin turn paved footpath, connecting the Charterhouse of San Giacomo and the Gardens of Augustus area with Marina Piccola
Both of them incredible places to visit as well and by god you’ll see them at some point.

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Spring heeld Jack
High strangness blend

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Within the 5 boroughs of New York is a mystical land known a..

Within the 5 boroughs of New York is a mystical land known as
“The Bronx”
Almost all of a Martin Scorseses gangster films take place at some point there and you’re 90% likely to get in a fight, have some amazing gabagoul, and make a friend you’ll never forget…even if you try really hard
(Striegal you son of a bitch I can’t forget your gold chain wearin ass)

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Black silk blend

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Guys, gals and non-binary pals, Philadelphia… A city with de..

Guys, gals and non-binary pals,
Philadelphia…
A city with deep ties to the very birth of This nation
While simultaneously also having a history of personal troubles that have affected the same nation.
Of brotherly love, while almost certainly at some point you are gonna get smacked in the mouth.
Its a city of duality and a beautiful reminder that while things may be dark and chaotic in this country, there are places that are prime examples of showing that this beautiful experiment can and does indeed work…

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Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend.

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So let’s head on back to Japan (Man I love this country) Let..

So let’s head on back to Japan
(Man I love this country)
Let’s make a little stop in a place called
Nagoya.
It is a manufacturing and shipping hub in central Honshu. The city is home to museums and pachinko (gambling machine) parlors. Naka also includes the Sakae entertainment district, with attractions like the Sky-Boat Ferris wheel, which by the way, is absolutely fuckin cool and should definitely be seen if possible

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There is an alpine town in southeastern France, where Lake A..

There is an alpine town in southeastern France, where Lake Annecy feeds into the Thiou River.
Annecy France
With its cobbled streets, winding canals and pastel-colored cottages, if you have an idea of what France is like from Paris alone, get that thought out of your head
RIGHT NOW !
More like the tiny town from Beauty and the beast !

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Ok, Real talk for a min… Usually I will say a place and give..

Ok,
Real talk for a min…
Usually I will say a place and give you some information, make a little pun and then carry on.
Not today
This is Hull
Located in the north of England.
Hull sucks.
Hull is the only place in the UK that I felt legit unsafe.
Hull is a big no from me dawg.

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Folgers
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Welcome one and all to Ben Nevis ! It is in fact, the highes..

Welcome one and all to Ben Nevis !
It is in fact, the highest mountain in Scotland,
the United Kingdom, and the British Isles.
Highly sought after tourist destination and
The phrase “picturesque” is a goddamn
understatement !

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There is a metropolitan region south of Brisbane on Australi..

There is a metropolitan region south of Brisbane on Australia’s east coast, famed for its long sandy beaches, surfing spots and maze of inland canals and waterways.
Guys, gals and non-binary pals I present to you
The Gold Coast!
Sweet mother of mercy this place is AMAZING !

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Spring heeld Jack
Bell Witch Blend

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Did I have a little fun by myself? Yes ! Did I accidentally..

Did I have a little fun by myself?
Yes !
Did I accidentally give myself a facial and cum like my cock was a fireman's hose ?
Yes again !

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The Uncensored March Madness of Mister Coffee is back upon ..

The Uncensored March Madness
of Mister Coffee is back upon us !!!
We are back in the swing of it and bringing you
That Dadbod sexiness that I know you Dadbod enthusiasts love !!!
This months album, as always, is yours for
one low price !
Come get you some !!!

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There is a remote volcanic island in Polynesia, a Chilean te..

There is a remote volcanic island in Polynesia, a Chilean territory known as
Easter Island !
(Its native name is Rapa Nui.)
Everyone on the planet earth has seen at least one of their famed 900 monumental statues called moai !

I figured with it being Easter weekend I would make the dumbest and ultimate dad joke and go visit !

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Folgers
Black silk blend

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So in honor of getting a chance to see the new Godzilla mov..

So in honor of getting a chance to see the
new Godzilla movie, I decided I would take a little
Journey into the hollow earth.
Turns out, not a single giant monster to be found !
More a bunch of bats and blind fish.
Frankly a little disappointing….

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Bell witch blend

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On Osaka Bay in central Japan is the City of Kobe Why yes, i..

On Osaka Bay in central Japan is the City of Kobe
Why yes, it is indeed where the world famous
marbled beef got its name and originated from !
A mix of modern and old world permeate the city with temples from the 3rd century still standing for you to visit !

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Tobago Located in the Caribbean it is the smaller of 2 isla..

Tobago
Located in the Caribbean it is the smaller of 2 islands comprising the nation of Trinidad and Tobago.
Brilliantly beautiful sandy beaches and tropical rainforests are frankly the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this little slice of heaven!

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black Silk Blend

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Look…Bolivia has some INSANE locations But this right here,..

Look…Bolivia has some INSANE locations
But this right here, The Uyuni Salt Flats,
That is 100% other worldly in appearance!
Once a prehistoric lake that went dry, now a desertlike landscape nearly 11,000-sq.-km wide !

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In the southeastern Australian state of New South Wales, the..

In the southeastern Australian state of New South Wales, there is a popular destination, known for its beaches, surfing and scuba diving.
It’s gorgeous, out of the way and worth the trip !
Ladies and gents I present
Byron Bay !
Omg, it’s just f**king GORGEOUS !!!!

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Spring heels Jack
Reanimator blend

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Located in Cambodia is Angkor Wat Considered by the Guinne..

Located in Cambodia is
Angkor Wat
Considered by the Guinness book of world
records as one of the largest religious
structures in the world!
There hasn’t been an action movie or science fiction film worth their salt in the last 20 years that hasn’t featured this place !
Also, it was the inspiration for King Louie’s palace in the animated classic “The Jungle Book”

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heels Jack
Reptilian in the Morning

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I have been so sick that I’ve lost 9 lbs in 2 days. I’m sorr..

I have been so sick that I’ve lost 9 lbs in 2 days.
I’m sorry I have been MIA

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Between Ireland and England is a little known country island..

Between Ireland and England is a little known country island called
The Isle of Man
Quiet, quaint and every year since 1907 they host a week long, world renowned motorcycle race called Isle of Man TT !
It’s so badass !

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Spring heeld jack
High strangeness blend

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An idea for the room… What do yall think of the idea of doin..

An idea for the room…
What do yall think of the idea of doing a photo collection with other people ?
Same as your normal Mr. Coffee content and honestly
I kinda think it could make for something humorous…
I mean there would be a lot to work out in terms of actually making it happen, but idk. Seems like it could be fun…
Thoughts ?

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So… This weeks idea of true crime and podcast mixed with My..

So…
This weeks idea of true crime and podcast mixed with
My page was a bad idea.
I have received many, MANY DM’s and I hear you.
We’re just trying new things and sometimes…
Well sometimes things don’t quite work out
Hence the dumpster fire and the garbage.
I have heard you all.
lol
Lordy yall are passionate

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In California down this dusty road is the now defunct Spahn ..

In California down this dusty road is the now defunct Spahn Ranch.
Filming Location for a multitude of classic Hollywood westerns in both film and tv. At the tail end of the 60’s it served as the home of a group of people who would bring about the end of the good times of the hippie era and commit a murder spree that changed the entire landscape of American culture.
The Manson family.

Led by their creepy little dwarf of a man Charlie Manson, the boys at
Last Podcast on the Left gave us a truly heartbreaking look into this
collection of broken souls and damaged psyches in
Episode # 147-148-149

Todays cup of Joe

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As Mister Coffee continues his podcast EXTRAVAGANZA, we stay..

As Mister Coffee continues his podcast EXTRAVAGANZA, we stay here in the UK
And cast ourselves back in time…

The year is 1977, and the police arrived at 284 Green Street in the north London suburb of Enfield. Peggy Hodgson, a single mother of four, reported that her two daughters – Janet, and Margaret – had heard strange knocking. The source of the sound could not be determined.

Thus begins the most famous paranormal event in modern history, The Enfield Haunting !
(We’ve all seen the cinematic dumpster 🔥 that was
The Conjuring 2)
And the house still stands and you CAN take pictures outside it !
The locals get a tad annoyed though.
The boys on Last Podcast On the Left did an incredible deep dive into this crazy story and you can listen to it on ITunes and Spotify, episode number
279 and 280

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It’s the beginning of podcast week here for Mr.Coffee ! This..

It’s the beginning of podcast week here
for Mr.Coffee !
This week we will be exploring places from my favorite podcast of all time-
The Last Podcast on the Left !
Because of that fact we are back in jolly ol
England and in a little town called
“Gloucester”
Home of the UK’s infamous serial killer duo
Fred and Rose West !
Can’t show you their infamous home as the authorities
Tore it down decades ago, and rightfully so !
It’s now a little walkway you see behind me in the second picture !
Sweet lord folks they were CRAZY, it’s like Rob Zombie put on a British accent and wrote this duos
Life story!
I guarantee you if you have British friends, they know EXACTLY who they are !!!
Check out episode #506 and 507
for the full stomach turning details !
Available on iTunes and Spotify!!!

Hail Gein !!!!!!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeled Jack
Ol scratch Blend !

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Located on the southern coast of Ireland is the town of Kin..

Located on the southern coast of Ireland is the
town of Kinsale !
Well known for its ruin sites and the brightly colored
Buildings, it’s also known as the Gourmet capital of Ireland and on a personal note,
Try the Shepard pie potato skins at any of the local pubs…oh my god they are so good with a pint !

Todays cup of Joe
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Bell witch blend

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Located in Southeast Asia with a population of over 55 Mill..

Located in Southeast Asia with a population of over 55
Million people, there is a country that is literal
definition of duality.
A place of unbridled passion, beauty and culture
While simultaneously a place with a history of brutality
And battle
Myanmar (formerly known as Burma)
It is a place of hope and the darker angels of human nature.
Crack a book and read about it.
It’ll open your eyes

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Reanimator blend

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Clocking in at a total length of about 13170.7 mi Considere..

Clocking in at a total length of about 13170.7 mi
Considered one of the 7 wonders of the world and the longest manmade structure in the world and all of known history, guys gals and non-binary pals, mister coffee finds himself in the Huairou District of china.
The Great Wall !
Not the god awful Matt Damon film though
(Secretly I love that movie)

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeled Jack
Mothman red eye blend

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In a sea of red there is a tiny oasis of blue known as “Aust..

In a sea of red there is a tiny oasis of blue known
as “Austin Texas”
Fantastic BBQ, amazing music venues and lovely
people.
Ah yes good ol Texas…
Come for the BBQ
Get the f**k out cause of the politics

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So the plus side to getting super sick is you HAVE to quit s..

So the plus side to getting super sick is you
HAVE to quit smoking.
The down side to that is the weight gain.
I’m all about body positivity, but I’m also for being healthy and while my lungs, BP and capacity to get a boner quicker are happy…there are now other aspects to my health that are suffering.
So, would content of Mister Coffee working out be something some of you might be interested in ?

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