Floppy monster
Floppy monster
2024-12-27 14:16:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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Merry Christmas! Stupid angle but I can’t hold the phone pro..
Merry Christmas! Stupid angle but I can’t hold the phone properly and cum at the same time. Hoe hoe hoe!
2024-12-25 12:53:50 +0000 UTC View PostHere are those Uniqlo pants. They are extremely comfortable ..
Here are those Uniqlo pants. They are extremely comfortable and cosy but they do not do much to hide my penis. Or at least make it a bit more modest. An immodest bulge. Could be the title of my autobiography! Or a good band name.
2024-12-21 17:34:56 +0000 UTC View PostHypertrophic glans. Jawbreaker. A baby’s arm holding an appl..
Hypertrophic glans. Jawbreaker. A baby’s arm holding an apple. Darth Vader’s helmet. What else?
2024-12-21 17:29:40 +0000 UTC View PostLast day of work today so I don’t know how much time I will ..
Last day of work today so I don’t know how much time I will have for myself between now and 2025 but hopefully some nights !
So try to enjoy my big fat cock extra :)
A big penis isn’t just impressive. A big penis is beautiful...
A big penis isn’t just impressive. A big penis is beautiful. Beautiful in a way that nearly everyone understands. But where does the beauty come from? The veins? The large hooded head? The proportions of length and circumference? I often feel ambivalent about my face but I know my penis is beautiful. Not just because it’s big. But I can’t really explain it any further.
2024-12-19 12:42:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Am I the only one who gets strangely horny when they’re sick..
Am I the only one who gets strangely horny when they’re sick? I went to work today but maybe it would have been wiser to stay home. At least I get some alone time in the bathroom to give my massive monstercock some necessary attention!
Of course immediately after a little vacation, I get strep t..
Of course immediately after a little vacation, I get strep throat. It’s SO time for me to relax and enjoy what mother nature gave me: a really fat, really hard monster penis. Look at it! Stare at it…, do you feel your jaw relaxing? Do you feel your mind both focus and disperse? Focus on the giant penis. Disperse into a thousand flashes of your life long dreams of being confronted with a beast cock…
2024-12-15 02:12:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello my dear fans :)I’m sorry I didn’t post yesterday. I we..
Hello my dear fans :)
I’m sorry I didn’t post yesterday. I went for a long weekend in Amsterdam and had a blast but I walked 76k steps in like three days and I’m exhausted! Beautiful city though. The weather was exactly the same as here: windy, wet and cold but not freezing. And so grey. And as soon as I got back the boy got sick so I’ve yet again been home with him. I would be long out of work if I had any other boss.
I went to Uniqlo (we don’t have it here) and it was so packed that I bought pants without trying them on. They’re so comfortable but my bulge in them is crazy. These new synthetic fabrics are not what I’m used to and they certainly don’t hide anything. Very thin but flexible and breathable fabric that just seems to give me a Tom of Finland -sized bulge. Oh well! It was fun to wear them around town and feel so anonymous and proud. It’s much easier to be hung and proud and unbothered and bulging when you don’t know every other person you walk by. I saw more people this weekend than I have this entire year!
Anyways I know you’re here to see my fat cock so here it is!
I went to Amsterdam for a few days, I will post something ne..
I went to Amsterdam for a few days, I will post something new tomorrow!
2024-12-09 20:46:49 +0000 UTC View PostWell well well if it isn’t me hiding in the toilet with my h..
Well well well if it isn’t me hiding in the toilet with my huge fat rock hard cock, again….
2024-12-03 15:39:46 +0000 UTC View PostMy fun fun adventures have only increased in frequency and v..
My fun fun adventures have only increased in frequency and variety! I went to sleep at 21h at some point this week and still woke up exhausted. In fact I’ve been so out of it that I forgot to upload these! Oops!
Something hot about this angle. Maybe the fact that it feels like it’s towering over you. Face to face. A little intimidating if you know what’s in store for you and your various ligaments and orifices. I deserve a really deep, long, slow, intense, earnest, electric, radiating worship. I need it to be made to balloon to its maximum volume, rigidity and strength. My XXL penis. Doesn’t it deserve to do a little damage?
Small update. So my girlfriend is either undergoing an ectop..
Small update. So my girlfriend is either undergoing an ectopic pregnancy or a miscarriage. This is why I haven’t been active. On top of that, some familial drama that has taken up a lot of my energy as the unofficial family diplomat and neutral observer.
I haven’t had a single impure thought in days. Which means that when this mental pressure will be relieved, I will have a lot to work with.
But until then I just want to thank you for coming here and supporting me and I just wan’t to get back to my giant cock shenanigans ASAP. But right now I need to be a good boyfriend, a good son and a good student.
But don’t forget my huge fat cock in the meantime.
From the archive, because I haven’t been in any mood to crea..
From the archive, because I haven’t been in any mood to create content. I’ll hopefully be back to my former self soon enough. I thought I was well on my way to have a burst of horniness but then I got sick and my girlfriend is going through something pretty distressing (also for me but nowhere near as distressing). So here are various old pictures. I haven’t really had the time or been in the right headspace to answer my DMs but tomorrow night will be my night so hopefully I’ll be able to get high, forget about this week and just let the monster awaken.
I’m so sorry that I can’t be what you expect of me at the moment, but as I have said before, this is a temporary (series of) setback(s). Oh and there’s also a volcano eruption here, the seventh this year!
I appreciate your patience with me. This has been a very shitty fall/winter so far.
But, hopefully my big fat cock can cheer you up and give you a little bit of a rush. I feel bad but even in bad times, I still get turned on by how big my soft penis hangs. Like a boner at a funeral, it’s not necessarily appropriate but can’t be helped either :)
Sorry about the radio silence. It’s been a rough week. I’m s..
Sorry about the radio silence. It’s been a rough week. I’m still alive!
2024-11-20 22:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostThis was the other picture he got. Honestly knowing he has a..
This was the other picture he got. Honestly knowing he has a big dick but I’m bigger is very hot. I would love to compare irl, but I don’t see that happening.
2024-11-18 20:13:47 +0000 UTC View PostI had a busy, sort of sad weekend but I will answer all of y..
I had a busy, sort of sad weekend but I will answer all of you soon! I did send a coworker this video. So now he knows exactly what my penis looks like. And how big I am. He seemed shocked. I was high, somewhat regret it but at the same time it’s fine. He wanted to see it, he got to see it. It’s just a penis. Happens to be a very big penis but that doesn’t mean it should be this big secret thing. Don’t coworkers send each other pictures of their cocks on the regular, or am I living in a bubble?
2024-11-18 12:41:46 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Friday night. I’m spending it with my cock. I wish you ..
It’s Friday night. I’m spending it with my cock. I wish you could feel the synesthetic feeling of how thick and how hard I am. I get so rigid. My penis just feels like…bone. The skin is soft but underneath is a very solid, very massive, palm filling pressure canister. It’s like draping skin over a carbonated drink bottle, there is no give. You can’t squeeze it any smaller, and it’s honestly difficult to push down or up, and especially to the sides. It won’t really budge. Side by side is even more difficult, maybe because it’s got a lot of length and girth to anchor itself firmly between my legs? I don’t know but it’s so much fun.
I don’t really know any porn actor out there who has this sort of rigidity that I feel. Or at least I can’t recall off the top of my head ever seeing any other cock like that, not at this size. I’d love to be proven wrong though!
It’s been a busy week! Now that im back to work full time i ..
It’s been a busy week! Now that im back to work full time i have a lot to catch up on. Changes in routine are always tough on me, and i’m sleep deprived. On top of that, my weed dealer went on vacation the day i ran out of weed. It’s been a week! Im going insane over it. I cant function without it. Neurotypicals can probably handle the world sober but I can’t.
I really hope I get to enjoy my friday night with proper weed and just get into that special hypersexual headspace where all that matters is my massive cock between my legs. A proper session is what daddy needs and craves. Just let me be alone with my cock and let me grow it, let me push it, let me admire it, let me stay hard for hours and hours. Not even masturbating, I rarely full-on jerk off. I just enjoy being erect, as erect as humanly possible, much more than active jerking off. Plus what I really crave is having my cock sucked, even if it doesnt fit I want it licked, held, examined, squeezed, pushed. I want to feel the ligament at the base of my cock struggle against my diamond hard erection. I want to talk to you, hear you, i want to expose myself, i want the world to see my enormous secret. Fuck. I want to shock you with how large my penis is. I want to feel your body tense up when you realize what you got yourself into. I want to have my big fat heavy balls gently pulled, my apple head barely touched, completely distended, hypertrophic. I want to stand above you, as my giant cock rests on your face.
I want to dislocate, i want to penetrate, i want to feel the power of my priapic penis. Hhhhhhhng
I just got these pants that I’ve wanted for a long time. Rea..
I just got these pants that I’ve wanted for a long time. Really thick wool sweatpants, reproduction of some of the first sweatpants ever made. The thickness of the material makes for a very smooth bulge, quite discrete actually. They are so warm though that I don’t think I’ll be wearing them unless it’s quite cold (90% of the year here). Real McCoy, baby!
2024-11-12 15:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostOne more apple vs cock head comparison.
One more apple vs cock head comparison.
2024-11-11 09:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s after mushroom head? Apple head!
What’s after mushroom head? Apple head!
2024-11-09 22:56:39 +0000 UTC View Post