Last post today, I promise! But when a subscriber buys you a new toy from your wishlist, who can resist playing with it? 😈
2022-02-02 00:43:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Taco Tuesday + booty because, booty! 🌮🍑
2022-02-01 21:56:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey 👋🏼🤓 Mark here! I interrupt your scrolling to bring you good news — say hello to our *new to us* Canon 5D Mark III 📸
#FunMarkFact: I'm pretty thrilled that it has my name on it too 😂
Happy February! It's time for some #FunJessFacts 💁🏻♀️
✨ Random turn ons ✨
- Guys who use proper grammar.
- Guys who care about the environment.
- Guys that know how to know how to load a dishwasher *the right way.*
- Guys with cats.
- Guys with a gorgeous smile… like, a *real* smile, with teeth. None of that closed-mouth smiling that men like to do! Guys… take notes!
February JOI! 🔊
Oh good morning ☀️😈 Wanna have a little fun before heading off to work?
Hope you enjoy my first monthly JOI! I'll be posting a new one each month for your listening pleasure.
Gorgeous gorgeous girls have huge dumpies. Gorgeous gorgeous girls have a huge dump truck booty 🍑🥺
2022-01-31 15:51:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Isn’t online shopping the best? 📱🛍
You can buy almost anything while wearing almost nothing and drinking a beer!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
Little cold brew to start my Sunday ☺️
#FunJessFact 💁🏻♀️ Did you know I have a wish list?! You know, just in case you wanted to treat your favorite housewife 😉 Link in my bio! But also right here for your copy & pasting pleasure: https://jointhrone.com/u/mrsmidwestjess
Hashtag happy Saturday morning! ☀️☕️
Alright, guys, be honest 😏 Who jerked off to my video yesterday? 🍆💦
Say hello to Naughty Jess 😈 Drop a tip if you'd like to see more of her 😉
2022-01-28 20:03:27 +0000 UTC View PostWell, that escalated quickly 🤦🏻♀️ Remind me never to play Strip Taco Cat Spelled Backwards ever again! 😂🥵
2022-01-28 13:03:11 +0000 UTC View Post✨EPIC DAY TOMORROW!✨
Two videos, yes two! Plus a world premiere of... drum roll please... my eyes! 🥺 Who's excited?!
Testing... one, two, three 🎙 Is this thing on? Hello?
New microphone day! Who's excited for me to ✨finally✨ start making some actual porn on this page?! 😈
Welcome, class 👩🏻🏫 Today I'll be teaching you 5 yoga poses that double as sexual positions!
1. Frog
2. Plow (I'm not even kidding!)
3. Happy Baby
4. Dolphin
5. Reclined Butterfly
6/7. Titfuck
I'll be available ✨after class✨ for further instructions if needed 😏
A little birdie told me it's Taco Tuesday 🌮😏 Hope you're hungry!
2022-01-25 19:14:13 +0000 UTC View Post
SIGNED POLAROID GIVEAWAY! ✍🏻📸 If the title didn't give it away, one of you lucky guys or gals have the chance to win a signed Polaroid picture! 🤯 Say whaaaaat?!
How to enter: Drop your best DAD JOKE in the comments below! The one that makes me laugh the most wins! It's that simple! Entries close at 5pm EST. Winner will be announced on my stories!
P.S. Tips make your joke 32% more funny 😂💁🏻♀️ #JessSaying
Set your alarm 🥳 Tomorrow morning, 8am EST, my first giveaway goes live!
2022-01-24 22:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostWant something special or craving a little more Jess in your life? 💁🏻♀️
✨Note: For Custom Photos/Video and Items, please send me a message before tipping so that I can approve your request and get more info if needed✨
GAME NIGHT 😼🍺 Who wants to come over and play Strip Taco Cat Spelled Backwards with me? Next time I need to wear more layers, I’m apparently really bad at it 🥺
2022-01-24 13:19:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Sneak peek of tomorrow’s post! We’re a big fan of playing games in our house, especially during the winter 🙈🍺
2022-01-23 20:15:39 +0000 UTC View PostI'm thinking about taking things to the next level around here 🤩
When I first started (last week) I had zero confidence in doing video or audio content. After sending out my first few custom video/audio requests and receiving amazing feedback, I'm ready to do more! For both custom content and on my main feed 🤓 Who's excited?!
But I want to know what YOU want! Take the poll, drop a comment below, send in your vote by carrier pigeon, whatever it takes, I want to hear from you!
I love starting out my morning with a nice fresh grind and a deep, deep plunge 😏 Obviously I'm talking about my French Press. Come enjoy a cup with me!
2022-01-21 13:15:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I've made a decision, but I need your help 🥺
I'VE DECIDED TO SHOW MY FACE... when I reach 100 subscribers on here! That's where you come in! Tell your friends, share a review on those Reddit OnlyFans review pages, text your dad, brother, sister, neighbors, & cousins!
The sooner I reach 100 subscribers, the sooner you see my cute face! So do we have a deal?
When you're trying to be sexy, but it's January in Michigan, the cardigan stays on for as long as possible 🥶
Currently accepting snuggle buddy applications 💁🏻♀️ Anyone interested?
Where’s my treat? I’ve been a very brave little housewife 😈 #BonusJessPic
2022-01-20 02:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The orders are flying out the door ✈️ Okay, they're being gently placed in my mailbox 📬💁🏻♀️ Who wants the next pair of panties?!
2022-01-19 22:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess what day it is? Guessss what dayyyyy it is?! Welcome to another #WorkoutWednesday! 🧘🏻♀️
Side note: I actually work out 5-6 days per week. I ✨wish✨ that I could only work out 1 day per week and maintain this hot housewife bod 😜💁🏻♀️
Husband appreciation time 🥰 Say hello to the man behind the camera, Mark! He's not only my amazing photographer & art director, but the most wonderful man I could have ever asked for!
If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be on here. Literally, he's the one who suggested I do this 😈 So smash that like button and drop a comment for all his hard work!
#FunJessFact: All of our content is shot on an iPhone 13 Pro!
