jesspluschris posts

Okay, #JessFriends, I have a task for you 😏 Go take this qui..

Okay, #JessFriends, I have a task for you 😏 Go take this quiz and send me your results: bdsmtest.org 😈 (You'll have to copy/paste the link.)

You can swipe ➡️ to see mine — 99% what I expected. Like, tie me up, make me watch you stroke your hard cock until I can't stand it anymore, then fuck hard me until we both cum 🥵 YES, PLEASE!

You can also see my results here with a description of each: bdsmtest.org/r/JfG2p27Y (Like, I had no idea what a "brat" was in a sexual context.)

Also, let me know in the comments whether you're surprised by any of my results!

2022-06-08 22:05:22 +0000 UTC View Post

We're a handful, but that's why you have two hands 😏 Am I ri..

We're a handful, but that's why you have two hands 😏 Am I right, @sassy_lovelace?

2022-06-08 12:29:26 +0000 UTC View Post

When you get back from vacation, but actually ate healthy th..

When you get back from vacation, but actually ate healthy the whole time, so you’re kinda feelin yourself when you get home 😏

Y’all, this is a rare moment for me 😂 Congratulate me gosh darn it! 😜😘

2022-06-07 11:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post

“I think it’s because you make it real. You make it more rel..

“I think it’s because you make it real. You make it more relatable and hot… you give personality and fun to this page”

I was talking to someone today about what it is about me/my page that he liked, and that’s what he told me 💜 And that has been, and always will be, my goal:

To be real.
To be personal.
To have fun.

I know it’s not the normal “hot girl” vibe that most girls have on here. But, you know what? That’s not me! 🤷🏻‍♀️ So why am I going to act like it?

I’m a bit of a dork, I like to have fun and laugh, I don’t take myself too seriously. I just happen to have a (very) naughty side that I’m also having a great time sharing with you all! 😈

So, I just want to say thank you for being along for the ride 😘 And thank you for liking me for me!

2022-06-07 00:31:14 +0000 UTC View Post

That one time when I was camping with @arcanefantasy and Chr..

That one time when I was camping with @arcanefantasy and Chris suggested I come along with him on an ice run and have a little fun “for content” 😈 annnndddd then we almost got caught 🙈

That one time was yesterday.
Yes, my husband knew.
Yes, we also fucked.
And, yes, we recorded that, too 😏

2022-06-06 12:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Peach on the beach 🍑🏖 Shout out to the little girl that ran..

Peach on the beach 🍑🏖

Shout out to the little girl that randomly made the suggestion of eating a peach at the beach for inspiring my killer caption 😂

And MAJOR shoutout to the awesome subscriber that bought this suit for me off my wishlist!

2022-06-03 23:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you do when you’re bored in the kayak when hubby is ..

What do you do when you’re bored in the kayak when hubby is fishing? Take naughty pictures of course 😈

P.S. Someone came around the curve in the river while I had my top pulled down 🙈 Whoops!

2022-06-03 20:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Friday, #JessFriends! I’m out camping with friends thi..

Happy Friday, #JessFriends! I’m out camping with friends this weekend, so A. I apologize if I take a while to reply. B. I’ll going to get an actual post up later today for your enjoyment 😉

Until then, BEACH TIME! 🏖

P.S. Thanks for the tips for beers some of you have sent… because what’s camping without drinking?! 🍻😘

2022-06-03 14:41:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Recipe for a good time 😏 - 1 part Jess - 1 part @sassysiste..

Recipe for a good time 😏

- 1 part Jess
- 1 part @sassysister
- Optional add-in: Clothing

2022-06-02 12:14:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Yoga outdoors > yoga indoors #fact

Yoga outdoors > yoga indoors #fact

2022-06-01 12:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Dirty RV? Bring it to me! 🧼🫧

Dirty RV? Bring it to me! 🧼🫧

2022-05-31 19:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hope all of my #JessFriends are having a great long weekend ..

Hope all of my #JessFriends are having a great long weekend ❤️🇺🇸

2022-05-30 12:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Rub-a-dub-dub 😏🧼 Who wants to join @sassysister and I in the..

Rub-a-dub-dub 😏🧼 Who wants to join @sassysister and I in the tub?

2022-05-26 11:59:16 +0000 UTC View Post

You didn’t think I forgot about #WorkoutWednesday did you?! ..

You didn’t think I forgot about #WorkoutWednesday did you?! 😉

And these buttery soft leggings are just begging for you to touch, squeeze, rub… and last but not least, remove 😈

2022-05-25 11:50:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Outdoor masturbation season is here! I repeat, outdoor mastu..

Outdoor masturbation season is here! I repeat, outdoor masturbation season is here! 🥳

Keep an eye on your DMs later today for an optional bonus video of the fun 😈

2022-05-24 12:02:35 +0000 UTC View Post

With so many compliments on the dress in my story yesterday,..

With so many compliments on the dress in my story yesterday, I thought you might like a peek at what was underneath 😏

I promise better video content is coming your way next week! But I want to know — what would you like to see?! Drop a comment and let me know 😘

2022-05-20 12:02:43 +0000 UTC View Post

In my defense, I was left unsupervised with @sassysister 😈

In my defense, I was left unsupervised with @sassysister 😈

2022-05-19 15:03:52 +0000 UTC View Post

POV: You come home from a long day of work, walk upstairs an..

POV: You come home from a long day of work, walk upstairs and see I brought a friend home 😏 What's your next move?

2022-05-19 12:22:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Mid-day sexting session led to a mid-day quickie + creampie ..

Mid-day sexting session led to a mid-day quickie + creampie when @mrmidwestmark walked in as I was wrapping things up 😏 Working from home has it's benefits 😈

P.S. I'll be back to my regular posting schedule tomorrow 😘

2022-05-18 19:47:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Flying is my 2nd favorite F word ✈️😉 It’s past 10am and I’m ..

Flying is my 2nd favorite F word ✈️😉 It’s past 10am and I’m running on zero coffee! Tips for airport layover coffee are accepted & appreciated ☕️🥱

2022-05-17 14:15:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Beach vibes and tan lines ✌🏼 Okay, more like burn lines 🙃 ..

Beach vibes and tan lines ✌🏼

Okay, more like burn lines 🙃 Help aloe my back?! The Florida sun was INTENSE yesterday, and this Michigan girl can’t deal 😂

2022-05-16 11:55:40 +0000 UTC View Post

What would you start with 👅 or 🍆? Drop an emoji in the comme..

What would you start with 👅 or 🍆? Drop an emoji in the comments 😏

I apologize for the short video that’s not up to my normal standard, but creating video content at my in-law’s is next to impossible 😂

2022-05-13 12:11:50 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m curious… I usually edit out all my bruises (yes, sex-rel..

I’m curious… I usually edit out all my bruises (yes, sex-related bruises, and typically they’re on my 🍑😏) because it looks prettier, but would you prefer I leave them, or nah?

2022-05-12 22:05:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Who wants to volunteer to apply sunscreen on those hard-to-r..

Who wants to volunteer to apply sunscreen on those hard-to-reach places? ☀️ (I know, lame caption, but legit, this Michigan girl can’t handle the Florida sun! 😂)

2022-05-12 15:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Good morning! Apparently I had some fun dreams last night if..

Good morning! Apparently I had some fun dreams last night if ✨this✨ is how I woke up 😏

But the only dream I remember is hanging out with Seth Rogen at a botanical garden 😂 and I’m pretty sure THAT wasn’t the cause of the wet panties. Lol!

P.S. I want to apologies if my posts this week aren’t up to my normal standard. It’s kind of difficult to create content when you’re staying at your in-laws 🙈 Not to mention the fact that our bedroom is sandwiched between @mrmidwestmark’s mom’s room and sister’s room 🙃

2022-05-11 13:14:44 +0000 UTC View Post

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