I got home from the gym today (not in this outfit, it's just one I already had uploaded) and turned on my video recorder for about 7 minutes of chit-chat...showering (fully nude)...rubbing lotion...rubbing myself...nothing too exciting...unless you have a good imagination...so let me know if you'd like to shower with me. It's a discounted price because it's simple...fun...and clean. (Get it? It's clean! Ha. I crack myself up...and get naked...so I could get to all of those hard-to-reach spots! Can you let me know if I missed anything?)
2022-10-18 22:54:38 +0000 UTC
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Good Morning. Today is what we call “Hump Me Day.” In honor of our first Hump Me Day here in the land of Kristi’s ToyBox, I wrote this little poem.
Humpty Dumpty had no dick
But Humpty needed to get off quick
So with a quick bzzz bzzz and a few finger sweeps
Humpty was happy and mission complete 🫡
DM me to complete today’s Hump Me Day 💋
2022-10-19 14:00:43 +0000 UTC
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You know the saying, "Snitches get stitches"? Well, tipping gets to see me stripping."
LFG, ladies, and gentlemen. I want to chat with all of you, but there are over 400 of you now, and just one of me. Supply and demand. When you demand supply without your own supply...just supply so I can over-deliver!"
2022-10-19 18:27:51 +0000 UTC
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I'm driving home now, my friends, but I'm thinking about our first Throbbing Thursday. What should today's special be? Give me some ideas. Send me some tips, and I'll share a sneak peek of the bondage outfit I tried on last night. BOING!!!
2022-10-20 15:19:22 +0000 UTC
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This bondage outfit is fire!! Check your DMs. I'm going to send all of you a message to unlock me trying this on...from nude to attitude, my dude!
2022-10-20 17:22:57 +0000 UTC
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Lookit...I get it...today got away from me...and the preview on that video...of my carpet...is not ideal...but I don't own OF...so leave them a Yelp review, mmkay? Okay. Now that that's out of the way, hit play on that video and think about what I'll be creating tomorrow when I have some "me" time, which means "you getting turned on" time. Tomorrow is Freaky Friday, and I'll create a hot bundle for today's Throbbing Thursday and Freaky Friday, deal? Good. Now keep those tips and DMs cumming...xoxo
2022-10-21 03:57:43 +0000 UTC
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Attention in the area! Attention in the area. I'm hard at work on getting you hard today. And I'm not shutting this phone off until you get off...twice...or even three times. So drop your socks and grab your cocks (and wallets) because I got a feeling. Whooo Whooooo...that today's gonna be a good good day!!! xoxo
2022-10-21 16:14:46 +0000 UTC
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I told you I was serious about making up for Throbbing Thursday on Freaky Friday. Big Tipping gets to see me stripping first today...LFG! Unlock, unzip, and unload! Kristi is in the studio today!!!!! xoxo
2022-10-21 16:18:14 +0000 UTC
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I just did a bunch of laundry yesterday…ho hum…oh…and I tried a new toy. Check your DM to see. It’s Satisfying Saturday, my friends. Unlock. Unzip. Unload. xoxo
2022-10-22 12:27:26 +0000 UTC
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Top 0.69%!! Let’s celebrate. Tip me $69 before 10 PM Pacific, and I’ll send you two videos worth $100. Thank you for welcoming here me with open zippers, you bunch of friendly freaks! Tip, Unzip, and Whip It…Whip It Real Good!! xoxo
2022-10-22 17:07:58 +0000 UTC
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It’s Sunday Funday. To kick things off, I’m going to sent you a DM with my first ever JOI video. I had to look up what that meant and I immediately got turned on. So let me help you jerk off today. I’m sitting on my countertop in this little ensemble just so you know how it starts. Unlock. Unzip. Unload.
2022-10-23 13:26:35 +0000 UTC
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Guys, if you have to ask "how much" for something, you can't afford it. You don't buy a Ferrari and worry about the gas mileage or the insurance. But if you want a "good deal," lead with a big tip, and I am always generous. When your opening line is "how much," well, let's just say it's not your best opening line. I understand some gals have pricelists for different things, and I have discovered a range that I think I'm worth and you do need to know what's in store, but send a $25 tip, or even a $5, pay me a compliment, then inquire. I promise you'll get my attention and you'll get more than what you asked for. Just a friendly Sunday Sales Strategy from your favorite MILF. xoxo
2022-10-23 16:26:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys, we’re all working…but we can have fun while we work. Unlock, unzip, unload. More to cum later today. Stay tuned in and stay turned on 🫦
2022-10-24 20:11:51 +0000 UTC
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It’s a chilly Tuesday morning here (anything below 75° is a bit nipply), but we can heat it up real quick 🔥 DM me if you wanna see how I woke up & warmed up this morning 💕
2022-10-25 15:30:30 +0000 UTC
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I’m outside freezing at football practice right now (not in this outfit lol). Warm me up with some saucy DMs and tips $$ and I’ll warm you up tomorrow when I wake up 🥰
2022-10-26 02:51:44 +0000 UTC
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It's Hump Me Day my friends. Tipping gets me stripping. Make it a good one. Lots of activity this morning in the DMs. Let's have a happy ending day...xoxo
2022-10-26 15:31:37 +0000 UTC
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, or so I hear. DMs open…
2022-10-26 22:10:41 +0000 UTC
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Hi lovas, need a quick favor. My IG was hacked at 63K and while I fight to get it back, I started a new one where I can interact and share. Hopefully temporary, but possibly forever. Please follow 💕 link on profile for ‘Instagram NEW’ or copy link: https://www.instagram.com/kristina__eide/?hl=en
2022-10-27 15:42:55 +0000 UTC
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Good morning and happy Freaky Friday. I made this little wake-up and grind video a couple of Saturdays ago. Some of you have it already. I'm in this black t-shirt with a smiley face on it. It's a $50 video, but if you tip $40 here before midnight tonight, I'll send it to you. It'll put a smile on your face. TGIF. LFG! Unlock. Unzip. Unload.
2022-10-28 13:48:27 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys, thanks for sticking with me through this last week 😮💨 what a doozy. I spent an afternoon making new content and can’t wait to share it with you! I needed this release after the week I had, and I know you’ll get one too 😉 See you in my DMs
2022-10-30 00:20:33 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my Sweets. I have some bad news and some good news. First, the bad news, I'm going to be much less accessible this week in the DMs. With my company's big layoff last week, Halloween with the boys, fighting to get my IG back, and making new content, I'm just spread too thin.
Now the good news: I made the best freaking content this weekend. New outfits. Fully nude shower cumming scene. Dildo play. Bondage outfit. Fucking my phone again. Hot. Hot. Hot.
OF lets me do DM blasts, so check your DMs to unlock, unzip, and unload. It's gonna be a great week. Let Sunday Fun Day begin!
2022-10-30 14:21:20 +0000 UTC
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Good morning my Sweets. Don't be afraid. Your favorite mommy MILF is here to caress and comfort you with a new set. Check your DMs because another hot set is cumming your way for Moaning Monday. Boo!! xoxo
2022-10-31 13:21:59 +0000 UTC
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest of them all 😈 Did you check your DMs for your shower surprise? If not, head there now because I’m full of treats this Halloween.
2022-10-31 21:14:18 +0000 UTC
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Hi sweets. As you go out tonight to collect some treats, remember who’s the sweetest of them all. Be safe tonight, and tune in tomorrow for another release from my weekend shoot. Love, your favorite Mean Girl 💕
2022-11-01 01:01:42 +0000 UTC
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I made a custom video for a husband/wife couple. That's why I wore this little BDSM outfit with a chain Saturday. Check your DMs. This is video is long and strong...like I like you.
2022-11-01 14:01:21 +0000 UTC
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Hi Sweets,
It's Hump Me Day, and I have a couple of surprises for you. 1) I'm going to do a Live session today. It'll be mid-day, like between 10:30 am and noon Pacific. My work is crazy, so that's the best range I can give you for now. I'll take your feedback and line up other times in the near future. 2) Check your DMs for a little all-nude getting-ready video. It's the follow-on to my all-nude getting-off shower video from earlier this week. It's just me chatting, getting dressed, putting on lotion like so many said you like. It's 5 minutes, 42 seconds, and you can let you mind run as to how you'd help me get ready...or slow me down...xoxo
2022-11-02 13:02:28 +0000 UTC
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Well hello!! I got it a nice little vibrator play this morning between meetings. I'm uploading it now to the vault. Standby to unlock, unzip, and unload!! Happy Hump Me day!! xoxo
2022-11-02 18:53:02 +0000 UTC
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Tried to do a live stream without turning phone on DND, rookie mistake 🤦🏼♀️ I won’t post the stream here but this is a pic I took for y’all this morning instead. I wanna know what you want to see on life streams tho and how often? Times of day that work best (morning/afternoon/evenings/weekends). Comment below or DM me.
Also- how are we liking the DM blasts when new content is available? Let me know 💕
Been a crazy week, I’ve been super busy and beyond stressed- thanks for sticking with me. Let’s get back to our usual adventures. Uploading a new morning quickie video soon so stay on the lookout in your DMs for that one. Happy Wednesday 💋
If you have questions for me drop them below and I’ll make a video answering them all!
2022-11-02 19:09:05 +0000 UTC
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My first ever UOGO: Unlock One, Get One. Unlock a video currently in your DMs—don’t ask for a new one—and I’ll unlock another one in your DMs for free.
This is only good until midnight tonight. You must unlock and DM me “UOGO” by midnight Pacific tonight. LFG!!! Unlock, unzip, unload!!
2022-11-03 00:04:06 +0000 UTC
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It's Throbbing Thursday. Check your DM for a 14+ minute getting ready video. It's not sexual...but I am topless and rubbing lotion on me and chatting you up...so who are we kidding? Unlock, unzip, and unload.
2022-11-03 18:29:00 +0000 UTC
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