What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? "Hold on to..

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
"Hold on to your nuts this aint no ordinary blow job"๐โค๏ธ
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
"Hold on to your nuts this aint no ordinary blow job"๐โค๏ธ
Got no jokes anymore๐ญ๐ please message me your best ones - and dirtiest ones ofc๐
2023-01-29 04:56:06 +0000 UTC View PostJoke of the day;
Whatโs the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
Oneโs a Goodyear. The otherโs a great year. ๐
What do you think is my girliest trait?๐ญ๐
2023-01-27 03:13:19 +0000 UTC View Posta little booty check, did I pass it?
2023-01-25 22:54:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy Tits were in the Guinness Book of World Records, but the librarian told me to take it out
2023-01-24 22:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'd rather have your hand on my boobbies, I'm so sensitive there๐ฅบ
2023-01-23 23:52:06 +0000 UTC View Posthow was your weekend? I bet I can still improve your weekend today๐ผ๐ผ
2023-01-22 22:54:16 +0000 UTC View PostDo you prefer the LED posts or normal ones?๐ฅบ
2023-01-22 04:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhat goes through your mind when you think of us in the shower together? ๐ฅฐ๐คช
2023-01-20 23:46:26 +0000 UTC View Posttomorrow is friiidddaaaayyyy ๐ป๐ป
2023-01-20 01:38:47 +0000 UTC View PostBlue is the color of infinity, it reminds us of the sky and the sea. In it, we find comfort and peace ๐๐
2023-01-18 22:58:04 +0000 UTC View Postomg haha โโim so clumsy i forgot to post something๐ this month there will be a photo every day. pinky promise!!๐ค๐ฝ๐ผ
2023-01-17 22:44:50 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to be my chair ๐ผ?
2023-01-11 23:47:58 +0000 UTC View PostDream of becoming a pro gamer ๐ฅบ any tips ๐ผ?
2023-01-10 02:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostHappy new year, I'm happy to start the new year with you and have a great time๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ What are your yearly resolutions? omg I have so many I do not know if I can keep them๐ฟ๐ฟ
2023-01-01 05:07:04 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas part 2๐
Message me for your christmas present๐ฅฐ๐คถ๐
Merry Christmas โค๏ธ๐
Enjoy the time with your family and please dont take it for granted its sooo important๐ฅบโค๏ธ
Tomorrow its gift time I hope santa will bring enough๐
Day 23
Love the giver more than the gift๐ โค๏ธ
Day 22 ๐
What does an elf study in school?
The elf-abet.
i think the special thing about christmas are all the smells... what do you think is my favorite scent?
cinnamon or orange, what do you think?๐ฅฐ๐
hey!!!!!!!....pssssttt ๐คซ๐คซ it's getting closer and closer ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ
2022-12-20 22:43:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you wish for Christmas?๐ผ
2022-12-19 23:38:05 +0000 UTC View PostDay 18๐ฆ
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!๐๐
one thing i love about christmas is decoration, i love christmas decorations. The best are all the lights ๐ฏ ๐๐๐๐
2022-12-17 22:52:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow much did Santa's sleigh cost?
It was on the house
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my favorite christmas movie is home alone.Omg i love this film and know the film by heart...so a little quiz for you hehe๐
In Home Alone, where are the McCallisters going on holiday when they leave Kevin behind?
if you got the right answer then write me a dm for a surprise๐
You can vote until December 16th๐
what if I'm hiding in your christmas presents? ๐
2022-12-14 21:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post