well luckily for YOU i meant boo-bie and boo-ty. 😌 yeah yeah, okay cheesy puns. let me live. (a girl has to have a giggle every once in a while)
a lot of my sets have been pretty pricey lately so i wanted to give ya a cheap gift to ring in spooky month- 2 minutes of bouncing, uh, all of it. and 13 sexy pics of me in my pillsbury cookie cosplay. yes there's lots of clapping sounds. don't worry.
yeah, i don't know why i chose sexy cookie of all things either. i'm just hungry i guess. (but the leotard makes my ass and coochie look phenomenal so it's a win win)
all proceeds will go to getting me more cookies to fatten my butt up this winter. it's hibernation season after all. 🙂↕️
IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 DICK SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSEST HOES 👭😈 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 IS UPON US !!
(i’m so terribly sorry for posting cringe but happy october. it’s time to get SPOOKY!!!!!)
you may notice i’ve been sending out old ppvs and it’s because a lot of em were from 2020 onward when some of you weren’t subbed, so i’m giving ya a chance to grab em again. they will always be marked with the date i sent em out initially so you don’t double buy!!! (i don’t wanna scam you lmao i promise)
also i’m a bit behind on messages because i’ve been busy planning for october, getting to em now ^__^ 🫶
any plans for today? i have a lot of cleaning and laundry to do, so not that fun. T__T but if anyone wants a bit of spice for their reset day make sure to check your messages to see the pics i sent you as bulma........... <3
happy friday!!!!! and thank you for all the love on the lingerie haul yesterday 🥹
i always get so nervous to post talking stuff because half the time i feel like i talk too much (like “ok enough yapping i paid for BOOBS!!!” lmao) and the other half of the time i feel like i don’t talk enough— so i really appreciate all the feedback!!! it’s def a delicate balance ill get better at over time 🧡
i feel like the preview is self-explanatory, SO PLEASE WATCH IT, and i'll keep the text short and sweet (much like myself eheheh) 😇
i try on four different lingerie sets and two pairs of panties. one pair of panties is featured in the video, and the other pair is LITERALLY open in the coochie, so i took pics in it instead- there are 5 of them, and they are insanely hot and VERY full of bush. these panties have no front. and no crotch. they're honestly just string sewn in a cool pattern.
also, the top i paired with the two pairs of underwear is the famous "bimbo" shirt which is semi-transparent and show the shape of my nips poking through the fabric. also very, very, very fucking hot.
fair warning for awkwardness because talking is always out of my comfort zone as a gal who talks to my cats more than real people so. just sayin'. maybe you'll find it endearing, maybe you'll find it cringe. but anyhow, there's ass and tits regardless. >:D
this is pretty pricey but honestly it's just because it's so intimate that it's a little embarrassing. we're together in my bedroom, i'm whispering, moaning, and fondling myself. so i kinda want this one to be a biiiiit more exclusive.
not a great pic but i’m so tired from socializing at the salon all day. can you tell i don’t get out much??? lmao…… 🧎♀️
gonna spend tonight working on a photo set (literally, like the background of a set) for something i’m shooting this week ^__^ will tell u more soon hehehe
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE ON THE CAT FUND SET YESTERDAY ;_____; ❤️🔥
lil lumi will be very happy to know she doesn't have to wash (as many) dishes to pay for her treatments kek. okay but no, seriously, i've been super stressed about it and i'm just really grateful for your support.
also it's just super scary to "take time off" of shooting and then come back because i'm like "OH GOD WHAT IF I'M UGLY AND RIZZLESS AND EVERYONE HATES ME NOW!!!!!!!!" but girl. it was literally 2 weeks. chill out 💀
i'm yapping but okay yeah i really appreciate you- and cosplays coming next week!! >:D
(edit: added a pic of lumert/gloombert/gloomy loomy/glumbus- she has little shaved boots from the IV. very stylish)
✨ the "MY CAT DECIDED TO COST A FORTUNE IN VET BILLS" set 🐈 VERY catchy and sexy name, no? took me a while to think of it. 🙂↕️
it's been a crazy few weeks, and people have asked if they can help or donate money, but i feel bad for taking without giving anything in return. so let's consider this our trade! kittyfor cat, if you may. ^___^
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i spent last night drinking wine, trying on my new red lingerie set, and playing with the fancy camera. i took pics from every angle; my veiny tits spilling out of the bra, the tiny thong barely covering my ass,and there's even a VERY rare ahegaoface with spit dribbling off my tongue while i cross my eyes in pleasure. 👀
however my fav part has to be the video, hands down. i put on my sex music playlist, and tease you from a high angle that looks like i'm about to sit on your face while i fondle myself allllllllllllll over..... and then, i pull my panties down~ 👉👈
so i hope you like bush because it's uh. it's a lot.
i've been too busy to wax but also.. i kinda like it?? it makes me feel very MILF-y ehehehe maybe i should keep it......... >:3
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things should be back to normal now- and in fact, more normal than before, because i have to actually maintain a regular routine since my cat has to take meds every 12 hours for..... forever lmao. poor girl... 😭
but hey, silver linings, i suppose 🥹
anyways, as always, thank you so much for sticking around and the kindness you've shown me!!! i won't forget it. 💗
(i'm gonna go goon myself stupid now byeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
like to pet the catgirl instantly!!! >:3c 🩵 (ignore to explode)
LIFE UPDATE: okay hi so fair warning- this is really sad, i know this is onlyfans and i don’t want to be a buzzkill so feel free to ignore- i won’t be upset with you!!! 🥹
last life update i mentioned that my 6 month old kitten had a seizure on sunday morning at 4am. since then it has been the longest week of my life.
she was hospitalized overnight from sunday to monday, i picked her up and brought her home, she had another seizure where she attacked me by accident because of the post-ictal phase (i have bruises and cuts all over my hands and arms still), i brought her back to the vet and she was prescribed meds, i brought her home and she had another one, i brought her back to the vet to be prescribed more meds, i brought her home and she had another one, and now she’s being hospitalized until monday morning so she can make it until the scheduled MRI to see if it’s something treatable or if i have to ultimately say goodbye.
so um yeah. it’s been a time. her medication times are at 12am, 5am, 8am, 12pm, 5pm, and 11pm via pill, syringe, and eyedrops, so i haven’t been sleeping much, let alone had the chance to shoot, because i’ve been acting as nurse 24/7. this is also why i haven’t been replying to comments much, though i’m reading them all and appreciate them greatly. still trying my best on messages tho, and thank you for all the advice and kind words there.
so send good vibes my way, i really need em. she’s just a little baby and it’s been a really hard time. also i never leave my house or talk to anyone like, ever, so my cats are my besties and it’s just so rough.
ultimately, thank you for understanding, i’ll be back soon 🫂❤️
also mini life update feel free to skip!!! ...................... ...................... ...................... termite guy came today and put some stuff in the wall because landlord is too cheap to fumigate the house, apparently it'll take a month to resolve the issue- if i was living here long-term i'd be upset but my lease ends in march and then he's the one that'll have to deal with the issue afterwards so....... shrug
air-conditioner is getting replaced tomorrow (allegedly) and then i'll be able to shoot again without feeling like i'm gonna be sick after 5 min. ironically enough tomorrow is also when the heatwave breaks after a month of 90 degree temperatures, so......... LMAO... whatever dude 💀
and last update, if there's any veterinarians/cat owners that have dealt with this on here: my lil kitty had a seizure on sunday morning at 4am so i've been taking care of her. it's never happened before and it was really scary. her BW and toxicology came back normal, and she's acting fine now. if anyone has any input i'd love to know. she spent 4 hours in the emergency vet and it came out to a hefty bill of $1.6k but i'm just happy she's alive. i remembered hearing that playing tetris after a traumatic event helps with ptsd so i was just playing it for 4 hours straight in the lobby. it did kinda help, but maybe it's placebo. the funny part is it was a cheap app i downloaded quickly without checking reviews and if i rotated the block too many times i had to watch an ad LMFAO.
so idk man, it's one thing after another, but still trying to stay positive :') will take a lot more than this to get me to give up!!!!!!!
if you read this far, good job!!! and tell me something nice- a fun fact, something good that happened to you, a pic of an animal, etc. :D
thank u for letting me be candid, have a great day <3
edit: and sorry if it sounds like i'm bitching/moaning a lot ;-; i just wanna be fully transparent with why it's mainly reposts lately!!!!!!!! which is why i always give a lil warning before i vent. i promise this has like, never happened before, i usually just post ass and go LMAOOO. but i feel like part of not having any management run my page is sharing stuff like this, which is nice. ok that's all. thanks for listening <3
