šDORKY DADš CHRISTMAS WEDGIE Your friendās Dorky Dad has an extra special gift just for you! He knows how much you love giving his fat dad butt wedgies!
2023-12-17 17:51:26 +0000 UTC View Postš SANTAāS LAPš Have you been a good little boy this year? Well, you better sit on Santaās big jolly lap and tell him all the biiiiiig toys you want for Christmas!
2023-12-16 12:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostFelt a little horny at Barnes and Noble and needed to finger myself a little š³š A little more revealing/lewd than my usual content! Hope you donāt mind!
2023-12-15 18:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
PLEASE BE ADVISED: DORKY DAD NO LONGER HAS A MULLET š³
2023-12-14 21:51:27 +0000 UTC View PostšDORKY DADš A Very Dorky Dad Christmas Itās Christmas morning with Dorky Dad and he just canāt wait to see the look on his boysā faces when they open his presents! And these boys canāt wait to see Dorky Dadās face when he sees what they got him! š
2023-12-12 08:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostšHIMBO STREAMERš NPC LIVESTREAM Ice Cream, so cool! ā¦have you ever been scrolling and come across the bizarre phenomenon of āNPC Livestreamsā? Basically, the streamer responds only with canned responses to various gifts that the viewers can buy. Chad heard about this strange new fad and decided to jump on the opportunity.
2023-12-09 18:26:28 +0000 UTC View PostšDORKY DAD IN THE MALL DRESSING ROOMš You run into your friendās dorky dad at the mall and notice heās about to go try on some underwear. Why not help him out and give him pick which thong looks best on his fat ass? After all, youāre probably more in touch with todayās fashion trends than he is! (All characters in this roleplay are 18+)
2023-12-05 15:22:50 +0000 UTC View Postšš One of my more unique fetishes, if you didnāt know, is my Cow/Bull obsession! I love being a big beefy himbo growing into a massive muscle bull, but sometimes I also need to just be a big heifer of a dairy cow that needs to get milked! š„š„š„
2023-12-04 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHIMBO STREAMER: BITS 4 THE BUTT!! (Full) Here's both Part 1 and Part 2 of Chad's Himbo Streamer adventures! You tuned in JUST in time to catch the end of Chad's stream! His fans voted for a fun outfit for him to wear and we know this dumb himbo will do anything for the stream! Then, see what happens when the stream ends and Chad is left alone with all those interesting gifts his fans bought him...
2023-12-03 16:39:01 +0000 UTC View PostHIMBO STREAMER: BITS 4 THE BUTT!! (Part 2) See what happens when the stream ends and Chad is left alone with all those interesting gifts his fans bought him...
2023-12-03 05:37:01 +0000 UTC View PostHIMBO STREAMER: BITS 4 THE BUTT!! (Part 1) You tuned in JUST in time to catch the end of Chad's stream! His fans voted for a fun outfit for him to wear and we know this dumb himbo will do anything for the stream!
2023-12-02 06:26:11 +0000 UTC View PostOkay! Sorry for the little post holiday delay! Gonna make content this weekend! Alsoā¦ I miiiight get a haircut. What do we think?
2023-11-30 23:40:24 +0000 UTC View PostTITTY WORSHIP UNINTERRUPTED (Part 2) Hereās the unedited, uninterrupted locker room part of the titty muscle worship video. No one has any idea that this beefy jock is feeling himself up behind that stall door š
2023-11-27 22:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostTITTY WORSHIP UNINTERRUPTED (Part 1)
Hereās the unedited, uninterrupted of the car portion of my titty worship. A whole verbal monologue with lots of spit! š
TITTY DAY SLUT! You guys should know by now how slutty I feel after an intense chest pump. I NEED worship!
2023-11-27 19:14:31 +0000 UTC View PostDORKY DAD BEDTIME STORIES: THE WEDGIE NERD Welcome back to another episode of Dorky Dad: Bedtime Stories. In this bedtime story, we explore some fetishes requested by the fans. Todd is as nerdy as they come, constantly being bullied and wedged by the jock Brad. Until one day, Bradās buddy Jerome helps Todd get revenge using a secret trick. CW: bullying, extreme muscle growth
2023-11-26 23:40:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Ooga booga! I got a caveman thong š¦£ New character roleplay perhaps?
2023-11-25 23:19:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Some screenshots from my newest vids that Iām absolutely in love with. Is it weird to obsess over your own butt? š¤
2023-11-24 14:19:02 +0000 UTC View Postš¦ROLEPLAYš¦ THANKSGIVING WITH YOUR FRIENDāS DORKY DAD Your friend invited you over for Thanksgiving. Luck would have it, none of the rest of the family has arrived yet and youāre all alone with that Dorky Dad and his fat ass. Craving a little white meat, kiddo?
2023-11-23 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS content! Was in the dorky dad get-up and thought Iād record some more oiling up stuff. This time with my belly out š³
2023-11-22 11:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostšHIMBO STREAMERš Be Right Back! What goes on when the streamer turns off the camera and that āBe Right Backā screen comes on? Well, for Chad, itās a bit of an existential crisis. Nothing a little self-love pep talk canāt fix though!
2023-11-21 09:55:02 +0000 UTC View PostšROLEPLAYš DORKY DAD: OIL FOR THE BEACH Dorky Dad is hitting the beach again on his day off but wants to try to get a tan this time! Think he could borrow your oil? Better test it out first though!
2023-11-20 08:57:04 +0000 UTC View PostParking lot titty worship! Gonna record some content today, but got a little horny thinking about it so I had to take a break to rub my tits after the gym š
2023-11-19 19:16:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The Himbo Streamerās profile pic š
2023-11-18 18:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostHIMBO STREAMER: A Documentary Follow Chad, the typical dude-bro who uncovered the secret to streaming success when he started to embrace his inner himbo. Iām so proud of this mockumentary because it is SO. FUCKING. DUMB. š I hope you laugh as much as I did making it!
2023-11-18 13:06:54 +0000 UTC View PostšBEDTIME STORIESš THE THONG IN THE HAMPER Jack found something peculiar of his Step-Dadāsā¦ Iām trying something new out! Being a Dungeon Master (in Dungeons and Dragons, not, like, a sex dungeon š), I do enjoy telling stories and I thought this would be a way to get all the kinky thoughts out there! Donāt worry, Iāll still be making other thirsty videos and roleplays, but if you all like this format I may be doing more! Theyāre easier to make more long-form as well, so I hope you appreciate the length š Think of it as horny ASMR!
2023-11-17 14:50:18 +0000 UTC View PostšROLEPLAYš Dorky Dadās Modeling Photos Your Dorky Dad needs help uploading an image to an emailāyou know heās no good with technology. What kind of photos, you ask? Uhhhā¦
2023-11-16 23:16:06 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, Iām working out at a new gym and trying to find where I can take slutty thirst traps. But itās soooo busy. Watch as I attempt to flex in two different spots before eventually just hiding in the stall to give myself a wedgie š
2023-11-16 18:48:06 +0000 UTC View PostOne of my dearest fans got me this brand new thong! Itās so slutty! Just a short tease vid so you know Iām alive. Donāt worry, Iāve been brainstorming some new OF ideas ššš
2023-11-14 18:29:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey! Sorry for the little lull in content. Iām all about transparency so let me honest with you: Just trying to reassess and strategize. Iāve noticed a huge dip in my subscribers and frankly itās a little devastating for morale and my eagerness to make more content. Iām sure a lot of people pay once, see what they need, then dip. Which is TOTALLY fine. No judgement. It makes perfect sense. But also makes it hard for me to wanna continue making stuff ya know? So just trying to figure out how to make people stay! Do yāall want more dorky dad? Longer videos? Maybe a subscribers-only sexting kind of option? I started this onlyfans without any intention of showing hole or cock, to keep it to the sultry striptease aspect and focus heavily on the roleplay, muscle worship, and pin-up style of it all. Now, Iām not TOTALLY opposed to showing some more in the future, but I donāt know if Iām ready for that just yet. I also donāt think Iāll ever be the type of content maker that just enjoys jerking off on camera so donāt ever expect that haha. Idk I want to show more but I also donāt want to sacrifice my own integrity and initial concept. I enjoy feeling sexual and free but I donāt want to feel dirty and like I sold out just to try to save followers. Hereās the big one Iāve been thinking about lately too: I think Iām showing too much on Twitter/x. Which sucks cuz I really enjoy showing freebie content. Itās kind of a double edged sword cuz if you donāt show enough on Twitter, people wonāt know about you and they wonāt subscribe, but if you show too much then people think āwell why pay for it when I can just see what I need to here?ā Which, again, is 100% valid. Thatās actually why I put so much content on Twitter in the first place: I want it accessible enough that people who canāt pay can still watch clips and get off, and inevitably they can retweet and share me to people who CAN subscribe. Thatās kind of how my porn Twitter is: all the clips of porn I love compiled so someone can find something they really want to see more of so they can go out and support the content creator and artist behind it. Buuuuut, at this point I think I might have showed too much on Twitter and now maybe YOU my loyal and loving subscribers are feeling ripped off or that they know they can get the same ejaculation from the free clips. Aaaagh. Sorry for this super long wall of text. Iām kind of word-vomiting here. But I wanted to share with you my own thoughts just so I can be as real as I can be with all of yāall. Maybe you donāt actually want that though and I need to keep that separation š let me know if thatās the case and Iāll shut up and put on the thongs and get back to it! I guess I just am getting frazzled because I know people want more content but at the same time they wonāt subscribe. Yes, it is fun to make content but a lot of care and thought goes into making it (especially the roleplays) and I just donāt feel inspired to make them if they arenāt being appreciated, ya know? š Anyway, thatās all. Send me your ideas how to maintain subscribers and/or your goony thoughts to try to get me horny again!
2023-11-13 12:54:46 +0000 UTC View Post