Decisions, decisions, decisions 🤔

Decisions, decisions, decisions 🤔
2024-08-12 18:48:06 +0000 UTC View PostDecisions, decisions, decisions 🤔
2024-08-12 18:48:06 +0000 UTC View PostOMG I had the most perfect cake made for me!
2024-08-12 16:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post... oh and lots of lovely things! 🥰 A new handbag, perfume, luxury bedding *and* Lindt chocolate 🐷
2024-08-12 14:36:08 +0000 UTC View PostYou can guess what I wanted for my birthday...
2024-08-12 11:33:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe Krispy Kreme van was at Tesco again today.
I waddled over to see if they’d left the back doors open but they hadn’t.
Do you think they’d manage to squeeze me into a police car after I’d eaten the whole load?!
🐷🐷🐷
It’s a good job I had a McDonalds breakfast because I can feel my fat melting in this heat 🥵
2024-07-31 16:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to everyone who donated to my Domino's stuffing! Eyes totally bigger than my belly but I ate as much as I could.
PS - I'm too fat for my armchair now 🥲
I’m so stuffed right now it’s *disgusting* 💀🐷
2024-07-29 19:23:57 +0000 UTC View PostDomino’s Pizza is calling my name…
Who wants to feed me tonight? I’ll be filming it 👀
Every night before bed I get a treat from the fridge. Sometimes it’s a pork pie, other times it’s chocolate! 🙈
2024-07-25 12:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostI'm insatiably hungry so I've declared a *Summer of Boundless Indulgence*. I'm just giving in to my every craving. How much fatter will I grow? 🙈
2024-07-23 11:48:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow long do you think it took me to annihilate this box of Krispy Kremes? Whoever guesses closest (in hours) gets to buy me some more.
2024-07-18 15:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostJust tucking into a light lunch courtesy of a fan!
2024-07-17 12:26:57 +0000 UTC View PostOh well. At least I still have quiche.
2024-07-14 20:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostBack and hungrier than ever. Did you miss me? Catch up with me as I devour some custard doughnuts ❤️
2024-07-10 15:53:21 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a morning in hospital having a horrible procedure and being nil by mouth since 3pm yesterday I don’t know whether to sleep or eat.
I really need to do both simultaneously.
I’ll try it. Maybe when the sedative has worn off so I don’t expire prematurely.
Thanks so much everyone who sent me tips. Love you lots ❤️
Looking ahead into my future...
NB it’s a morph 😂
I’ve been a little poorly this week. I really don’t feel like cooking tonight. Who feels like treating me to Burger King? 🥹
Thank you Alex and Adrian! I’m gonna be well fed tonight!
When I prepare a meal for someone I always worry that there won't be enough food for me... so I always keep some back. Last night I was absolutely *starving* so I kept loads of cheesy pasta left in the pan just for me. I hate sharing 🐷
2024-06-10 09:34:36 +0000 UTC View PostYou come downstairs and catch me eating ice cream for breakfast. What do you do? 🙈
2024-06-09 09:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostI really need to get some wider kitchen chairs... I've almost completely outgrown these! It's a *real* squeeze!
2024-06-05 10:47:49 +0000 UTC View Post