I was birthday bashed. 🤭

I was birthday bashed. 🤭
2024-01-24 17:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on my birthday, yippee. 🎉🎂
2024-01-21 22:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf anyone has a grand ballroom and/or imperial staircase I can use, please let me know. 😅
2024-01-16 14:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you have a Japanese friend that just so happens to be a makeup artist. 😍
2024-01-10 14:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas pounds hit all the right places.
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And speaking of pounds, here's a shower thought to quiz you on: "If you borrow 100 pounds from a friend and lose that money, did you lose 100 or 200 pounds?"
Think carefully.
Go softly into that new year.
Let's each of us make 2024 a trip around the sun worth remembering. 💋
I hope those who celebrate Christmas had a wonderful time yesterday. 🎄🎉🎅
I've been keeping snug in my new poncho, even if it looks like I have some difficulty wearing it. 😌
I can never browse the manga section of my local bookstore in peace. I wonder why? 🤔
2023-12-16 14:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostI went to a Tim Horton's for the first time. All the 🍔 were under the "sandwich" section.
What say you? Are 🍔 sandwiches? 🤔
Did I mention it was "I'm ill AF" awareness week?
2023-12-08 17:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostSnippet of my lazy afternoon. Maybe if I don't find a man, I can ask Santa for an automated dildo? 🤔
2023-12-06 17:40:10 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so the month of hoe hoe hoes begins.
2023-12-01 20:20:09 +0000 UTC View PostPortrait photography/Landscape photography
2023-11-28 18:12:12 +0000 UTC View PostSwing on down to your local wet market for some 100% authentic asian pork glazed in cum. 😜
2023-11-25 18:55:08 +0000 UTC View PostLet me guess... it's not the Xbox you want to play with. 😐
2023-11-20 18:32:08 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I had someone else to play with these and mess up the sheets with. 🥲
2023-11-15 18:16:09 +0000 UTC View PostFor my fellow MMORPG geeks:
I've always liked being a healer, but which corner of the holy trinity do *you* align with? 🤔
It's a shame the audio couldn't be recovered. Then again, he did mostly miss. 🙄
2023-11-09 12:19:06 +0000 UTC View PostA bit breathless for *reasons*.
2023-11-04 14:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt feels good to let one's hair down. 😌
2023-11-01 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a day early, but Happy Halloween!
I don't like to kink shame, but go see a doctor if it's my injuries that turn you on. And what happened, you ask?
I flew my broom into a wall a little too hard.
It's been a hard week. If there's someone out there you love, and they don't know it, the best time to inform them is *right now*.
2023-10-16 18:15:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow'd you like the hair of your women?
2023-10-13 15:39:09 +0000 UTC View PostRight before solo bedroom antics.
2023-10-09 10:08:04 +0000 UTC View Post