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Sir Veillance

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You’ve eaten at the mall

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He advised me not to visit these two places anymore

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Why did the ornithologist become frustrated with his Excel spreadsheet?

He just couldn’t get his ducks in a row.

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Don't go wasting your emulsion.

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Its days are numbered.

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Mount Rushmore

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A polygloat

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It mega hertz

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A satisfactory.

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I can't believe I lost The Rock's Paper Scissors

It is sad my roomate thinks I don’t respect her privacy.I re..

It is sad my roomate thinks I don’t respect her privacy.

I read it in her journal

What do you say when you're missing 25% of your roof?Oof

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What do you call a cow getting air lifted?I don't know, but ..

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I don't know, but definitely not ground beef.

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