Trying to get some sun... my face has more tan then the rest..

Trying to get some sun... my face has more tan then the rest of the body 🙈
2021-06-10 15:12:09 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to get some sun... my face has more tan then the rest of the body 🙈
2021-06-10 15:12:09 +0000 UTC View PostEvery part of the body needs sometimes a little bit sun...
2021-06-10 15:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know the different types of how guys are showering?😃 The guy who wash his hair for hours is one of them.
2021-06-07 11:10:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe one who only shows his butt.😂
2021-06-07 11:09:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe guy who thinks that if he can't see anyone, then no one else can see him either.
2021-06-07 11:08:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe "I hide everything" guy. Or the shameful guy.
2021-06-07 11:07:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe daydreamer who doesn't even notice when a rainbow appears in the shower or a hot dog flies by🤷🏼♂️.
2021-06-07 11:06:32 +0000 UTC View PostI think i'm a mix of everything except the shameful guy 😂
2021-06-07 11:05:30 +0000 UTC View PostSorry people I am completely out of order. I have high fever and can’t do anything. I hope it will be over soon. Have a nice day or evening I have to sleep now 🛌
2021-06-01 19:07:43 +0000 UTC View PostDo you get annoyed too when the mirror is always so fogged up after the shower? You have to open the window so that it disappears... I don’t like that its always so cold 🥶
2021-05-29 08:10:32 +0000 UTC View PostAh great, one wipe with the finger works too, but now you have to see my terrible hairstyle as well😅 I need a new haircut...
2021-05-29 08:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostThis might not have been the switch lever that I meant when I asked her to change gears but who am I to complain😉 PS: the person who invented this button and zipper.... you suck😂.
2021-05-25 06:05:44 +0000 UTC View PostThere's this weird sound coming from the walls and the floor ... can you hear and recognize it too? I think it's a marten 🐱....or something bigger?
2021-05-21 06:28:38 +0000 UTC View PostDo you also have different poses when you sit in the sauna? What is your favorite? This is my the „I don’t care if you are watching I am heavy hanging“ pose 🪨
2021-05-16 14:29:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe „hands off, this is my towel“ pose
2021-05-16 14:25:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe „i don’t share this corner with you, take your own seat“ pose. 👊
2021-05-16 14:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe old school trick „put him face up on your stomach... maybe no one will notice it“ pose. 🥷
2021-05-16 14:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe „I don't care that my towel starts to lift“ pose. 🌅
2021-05-16 14:20:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe "yes I know, flashlights are not allowed here" pose 🔦
2021-05-16 14:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostThe „I am the personal towel rail for everyone“ pose. 💪
2021-05-16 14:15:23 +0000 UTC View PostAnd the last one, the „yes I bring my own tent into the sauna, are you jealous?“ pose ⛺️
2021-05-16 14:13:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever I used to enter the crowded lockerroom and took off my speedos, the whole room suddenly went silent... can you tell me why? Oh no now this song is stuck in my head Contact me if you want and maybe we will find out together
2021-05-10 06:48:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy it has to be always this early in the morning these days😩 at this early time only one part of me is nearly ready for action😂
2021-05-04 21:26:40 +0000 UTC View PostFirst night at my new home, I would say this bed is very well illuminated😅 is that a sign?
2021-05-01 21:12:08 +0000 UTC View PostJust looking out of the window...
2021-04-27 19:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post...and thinking about the upcoming day...
2021-04-27 19:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post... oh my mind must have wandered about last night... hopefully nobody can see me like this...
2021-04-27 19:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post...but then I realize, sometimes I just forget...
2021-04-27 18:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post