THE BUN HAS RISEN. This weekend was super busy for me, had to paint and lay out the eggs obviously. And hunt some peeps because I think they're stealing all the creme eggs. We're doing a weird posting schedule but your still get your fix. I'm also a teensy bit ill so that's not very fun. But the bun must go on and bun will be bouncing and bouncing and bouncing through your gardens
2022-04-17 12:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooo, the Easter bun is a littleee late. I was supposed to post this yesterday but I was SWAMPED. Buns shouldn't be swamped. But I'm going to treat myself to some hummus and baby carrots and I'll put my ears on and monch. I have exciting videos planned for this weekend though c: happy Easter! Eat all the creme eggs you can find because I STILL CAN'T FIND ANY
2022-04-16 13:06:27 +0000 UTC View PostTaking a break from wrecking my holes (and having them destroyed) with a lil TLC in preparation of having to go down the rabbit hole this weekend. I hope you're as excited as I am because if you aren't, no creme eggs for you. Speaking of which, I can't find any anywhere. Is there a creme egg shortage? Do they need creme? Because I know a certain creamy supplier
2022-04-15 01:53:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe marks on my cheek are from me getting paddled c: yes, I'm very pleased with myself. Though I didn't realize how marked up I was until a few days after so these are already faded. Also, I would like to accept my title of 'Phattest Pussy on the Block' thank you. Also also, we all know what this weekend is, right? Because please be prepared for my yearly meltdown from dressing as a bun
2022-04-14 03:19:39 +0000 UTC View Post
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. We shall proceed with night night posts (I post during the day on my reddit cough cough). 2 things I would like to highlight here: my mane and HOW CUTE THE BOOT LOOKS. It's so full now c: this is just a new bra and panties set that I got, though I'm not happy with how tiny my tits look in it, but oh well, we shall embrace the no tit life
2022-04-13 03:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostDo you prefer morning posts or night posts? I've been posting at night on the weekends, but wondering if I should continue because I'm more of a night prowler
2022-04-12 14:44:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou didn't think I'd leave the weekend series hanging, did you? I was supposed to film this yesterday but I was booped after the stream aaand I just forgot. So, just pretend I'm dirty gf Toy who forgot to pack extra clothes and has been wearing the same bikini for three days. Or don't...it's all about the suspension of disbelief here. Doesn't stop you from cumming c:
2022-04-12 02:55:11 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 04/11/2022 01:07 am Guess who's back Back again Bun is back Tell a friend Mission Creme (egg)
2022-04-11 02:10:47 +0000 UTC View PostA multi-medium post? Who is she??? I did this set with the idea that I'm a slutty spring breaker gf who just wants to get an angry, possessive fuck out of her boyfriend. Because there's nothing hotter than angry, possessive sex (to me at least). But now that I think about it, I probably should have actually posted to my stories throughout the day. Ah well, more ideas for the future. ALSO, STRAM TONIGHT AT 9.00 P.M.
2022-04-10 03:15:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Where are the spring breakers at? Definitely not my house because we're in pajamas by 10 p.m. So, spring breakers is a really foreign concept to me but I'd imagine it's just college students getting crunk and fucking each other or something. And it's spring. So that's basically my current obsession. IT'S SPRING. Also, stram on Sunday night. What time do we want it at?
2022-04-09 02:27:18 +0000 UTC View PostIs there ever such a thing as too much dick? My pussy is beginning to think so, but it's still greedy. Not fresh from a fuck, but my pussy is still a tad bit puffy. I should do a video fresh after it's gotten pounded c: tentative plan for a stream is Sunday! Aiming for the usual 10 p.m. timing
2022-04-08 03:40:47 +0000 UTC View PostNo post till tonight, but I need (well, need is subjective) new lingerie and I'll be taking requests if you have any c: or ideas! This'll be my lil pinned suggestion box
2022-04-07 15:29:00 +0000 UTC View PostJust when I thought I peaked, I come up with something like this. I don't look at my own stuff, but I know some GOOD CONTENT WHEN I SEE IT. Any complaints about the angle will be disregarded because just look at that. We gots the asshole, the puss and A LIL BOOTY JIGGLE FROM THE POUNDING. Also, I'm unbelievably sore these days but maybe we'll stram this weekend c:
2022-04-06 15:38:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooo...if anyone ever wants to say I don't have a phat ass, show them this photoset. I sat right on my mirror and heard a cronchy noise. No Toy was hurt during the process. Also, could someone take the load of the 7 years of bad luck? Pls it's a bit much. Also also, does anyone know how to get rid of a broken mirror without unleashing demons or accidentally cursing someone? Asking for a friend
2022-04-05 15:34:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat you doing when your clown gf tells you she's on her break in 30 mins and is horny? Obviously you're already halfway to her job. Important news, I bought a new brand of lube and I am amazed. Look at how the toy just slips and slides out. I came within seconds of the toy going in me c: alsooo, I am finally back and getting back into the swing of things so if you have a custom, it is on the way!
2022-04-04 04:54:22 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: you have a horny clown gf. On a side note, I am quite a literal clown. Not sure how many have seen the Reddit post, but 1. I DIDN'T REALIZE I POSTED IT ON APRIL FOOLS. 2. Sadly, there won't be any plans for b/g content coming at you, as of yet. I'll likely just post bits and pieces but producing full on b/g content isn't in the works at the moment! Hope you'll still love Clown Toy ;-; aaand I'm home tomorrow so I'll get back to responding though half of them are just asking about my Reddit post...
2022-04-03 02:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Why date a clown when you can have a literal clown? I was very tempted to do the red nose and full-on white make up, but the nose has been on full security lockdown and I'm enjoying that. I hope you didn't go around pranking people, or I'll be waiting in your sewers...not exactly but anyways. Per my story, I'm away for a day or two so I'll be behind with responding ❤️
2022-04-02 00:49:42 +0000 UTC View PostWe have a tiny bit of boing and a lot of bounce. I took this awhile back, at the peak of my working out phase, so I was TIGHT. Well, I still am, just in different places. It is officially April and I have a special set coming at you this weekend c:
2022-04-01 03:16:48 +0000 UTC View PostMy little asshole is a rabbit hole. You can barely tell that I got absolutely railed. Maybe one day it will reveal its secrets to us. Until then, we shall continue pushing it (and pushing things in it). It's crazy how it's almost April. I know I said I wanna do more livestreams in April, but I'm away this weekend. So, let's aim for next weekend c:
2022-03-30 15:08:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Has spring sprung yet or did I cum too early? I have so many cute spring sets planned and OBVIOUSLY THE BUN HAS TO MAKE A CUMBACK. What will we do this year? Paint my eggs? We don't know yet, but I really hope it's spring or I'll be very out of season. Also, ya girl is SORE again, but very sated c: also also, I am aware my manicure is terrible, it will be addressed pls don't roast me, I broke two nails already
2022-03-29 14:37:42 +0000 UTC View PostAaand here's a late night, not so late night spying on Toy session. This is actually a very accurate depiction of how I go about my own personal pounding sessions. Roll over, grab a toy, one-way trip to Pound Town and forget about the toy that's imbedded inside me c:
2022-03-28 05:47:31 +0000 UTC View PostHow long does it take to wash a Toy? Usually 30 seconds but this Toy has 3 feet of hair so that adds up to about 6 minutes. PSA of the day, wash between your toes, you freaks. I had to edit out the part where I did because I bent over and I don't wanna break out the white circles today. Also, how we liking the spycam vibes? Too much?
2022-03-27 03:07:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I have decided to call this 'PI Peep Show'. Mostly because I think getting followed by a PI would be interesting and knowing me, I'd just torment him. So, spot me in a coffee shop spreading my pussy to the gods. Not actually...I probably wouldn't even dare to go braless...
2022-03-26 01:41:53 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so I'm testing out the audio function because there isn't an option to upload audio files, AND I HAVE TRIED THIS 3 TIMES ALREADY. I did a 7 minute audio that didn't save for some reason and now this audio doesn't seem to be playing on my end but I'm gonna post it to see if it works and if it doesn't I WANT TO SCREAM INTO A MIC AND POST IT. Not actually, but I hope it does because it's a concept I've been wanting to do for a while. And I have sat here for 20 minutes dirty talking
2022-03-24 14:09:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhy have one Toy when you can have twooooo? It took me way too long trying to get this angle. I got so frustrated until I realized I was sitting too far away from the mirror. This one-Toy production is way too much for my lil brain sometimes. Bonus me forgetting to remove the dress from my ankle and walking off thinking I'm hot shit then realizing how fucking hilarious it looks
2022-03-23 15:23:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I usually have a specific way of ordering my pictures in photosets, but this needed to be am exception because I don't know what I did but my ass IS SAYING HELLO. I may have dislocated my spine a little but for how phat it's looking, a missing disc is worth it. Side note...pretty sure there's cum dried on this strappy thing. Not sure why I find that hot
2022-03-22 14:05:42 +0000 UTC View PostAnd here we have a little Toy that can barely gather her thoughts. No thoughts, just a thot. I've been insatiable ever since, so you bet I've just been rubbing myself raw to the thought of getting dicked down. Look at the creeeam c: enjoy this lil bonus video, I'm on my period in a few days and I didn't prep much content so we're winging it
2022-03-22 02:51:18 +0000 UTC View PostToday is Sunday. Definitely was not feeling like I got steamrolled after I got fucked and couldn't move or touch my pussy. Definitely not. Okay but I've been stupid horny since and as sore as I am, I couldn't resist doing a lil bonus video to make up for it c: expect that tonight. I'm feeling better, I just don't think I'm walking straight quite yet...
2022-03-21 13:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostA late night post for the ones who are still up. My pussy is extremely sore. I feel like I've been steamrolled. But anyways, it's like I'm hornier than ever so my pussy has to deal with it...or pass the baton to my ass. I might do a special Monday post of a ramblefap c: it depends on how poorly my pussy feels
2022-03-20 03:50:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Goddess Toy has come down to earth to bless y'all with her spread pussy and ass. The workouts have gotten me to prime tight Toy again and I'm very pleased with the progress c: I'm not one for being worshipped in the bedroom (I leave that for outside the bedroom) but I like the idea of receiving an offering
2022-03-18 16:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post