Also! I hired a close friend to go through and gather all the requests and pending messages that require action on my part to help me get organized. I promise I haven’t forgotten about ANY of you! Hopefully this catch-up period will be over soon soon and you’ll get to see how attentive I actually am 🥰🥰
2023-09-12 00:18:26 +0000 UTC View PostOn a final note for today… you have all actually legitimately saved my life. I know I’ve been really unreliable and unpredictable since starting OF but that’s not who I am as a person. I’m driven, well organized, and VERY hell bent on showing all of you my gratitude! Thanks again for giving me so much space to fix my life after all of this insane tragedy and grief. My final move into my new house is happening on Wednesday — I’ll have a home base to work from and a consistent schedule!! Yay!! No more insane abusive husbands or drama. Just me, you, and onlyfans fun 🥰
2023-09-12 00:21:19 +0000 UTC View Post
HOLY SHIT I DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS IN MY NEW HOUSE I AM FINISHING UP MY MOVE TODAY I AM GETTING MY DESK DELIVERED TOMORROW GUYS I CANT WAIT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AND SHOOT CONTENT FROM MY BED 😫 THIS IS MY DREAM AHHHH I will be doing porn eventually. what a weird way to make this announcement
2023-09-16 20:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostYOOOOOOO I only want customers that understand that my entire life exploded! I wrote a whole post about treating you with respect and being as straightforward as possible. I feel like despite how insane my circumstances are, that I’m still alive and I have the resources to take the time I need and my friends donated to my GoFundMe with that knowledge. It sounds fucking silly but I want this to be a safe space for me AND you. I want everyone here to have the vibes of a decent human being, you feel me? Let me be so clear: if you think exchanging money somehow undoes the fact that I had an abusive husband when this all started and now I don’t but I barely survived and I need some time — it doesn’t? No amount of money will save me from the destructive habits I’ve formed almost instantly to cope with the trauma of losing my home, my job, my relationship. the entire framework that holds my life together — a series of habits built around those 3 things specifically because all 3 can’t fail at the same time — has collapsed. sorry GUY. my fucking BAD that you didn’t want to pay extra for me to cry but I’m not stupid and I don’t take custom orders eat my entire asshole, asshole. To everyone else, Thanks for saving my life. I thought you’d enjoy the mirror picture as a promise for things to come with the knowledge of my situation, which is to say that I am not a KFC/A&W combination drive through. You already implicitly understand that we shouldn’t be dicks to me OR anyone in any industry and that makes you superior and cool and fun. Everyone who has a crush on me has superior taste. This entire paragraph is a marketing scheme sorry
2023-09-17 02:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s some preview stuff 🥰 I figure everyone wants a nice balance of natural/causal as well as polished/extra pretty sets to choose from so there’s all sorts of range in these new photosets. These are 3 photos from my more casual offerings — eepy kari vibes :) soon to be released for purchase. I’ll be selling a fun photoset of old (censored) nudes for cheap because of how patient everyone’s been. Should have 10+ photos in there. I appreciate y’all so much and that will be going out late tonight or early tomorrow ♥️
2023-10-01 01:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostEscapism is only good if it works within the framework of your life. Neglecting Onlyfans to try and escape how miserable my life has been is just one of many things I’m working toward fixing and healing. It’s not a grift, and I’m not interested in ripping any of you off or making you feel unappreciated. I’m off of my social media for the next ~month or so just to recover and focus on me. I’ll be updating you guys every day, I HOPE. I’ve broken enough promises that I want to start slow, but I’m actually excited to engage with everyone. I’ve been bragging about how well everyone has been taking care of me in light of the circumstances. My immense gratitude for your kindness and patience has been regularly expressed. So here it is again: thank you thank you thank you Hopefully the effort I put forth in the next few days helps exemplify that. If you feel ripped off, I can absolutely refund you without question. ♥️
2023-10-02 19:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe most common message in my inbox in response to that photo set is “Jesus Christ”. Reminds me of my favorite song from Brand New. Good. GOOOOOOD. Enjoy my favorite nudes 🥰
2023-10-02 20:48:41 +0000 UTC View PostThe stripper pole came today oh my god you’re all so fucked when you see me in 8 inch pleasers I was a stripper for 10 solid years to pay for college AND THE THINGS I CAN DO ON THAT POLE ♥️♥️
2023-10-02 21:12:21 +0000 UTC View PostDidn’t realize that two of those photos in the set have been sent out before and that’s rude as fuck so I sent you my third best booty photo.. for free. Enjoy 🥰 I don’t want anyone to think I have a booty because I absolutely DO NOT. But you know how I’m gonna build my booty back? Stripper pole :D
2023-10-02 21:17:06 +0000 UTC View PostForgot that I SUPER enjoy Snapchat. I’ll send out the username to everyone who’s paid $15 or more (lifetime) in a mass message soon. I have to do it from a PC and I accidentally left my laptop at my old place. If you drop your username in a comment I can add you now. Nothing crazy sexy going on over there but as soon as I take a shower tomorrow it’s over
2023-10-02 21:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post
alright I need some self esteem. can’t wait to hear about how beautiful my eyes are
2023-10-04 16:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ANIMALS I just took another adderall I stg I will conquer you bastards
2023-10-05 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
my boss put me on a PIP because I’ve been missing every deadline since june
2023-10-05 04:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re one of my close friends or whatever and you’re worried if I judge you for being here, I sent out a code in my discord so everyone could have a free month?? Don’t sweat it?? I’d fuck me, I get it. It’s not weird.
2023-10-05 04:30:23 +0000 UTC View PostI think I’m gonna do a POV BJ video before taking my bra off? I feel like that’s objectively hilarious 😭 I really want my next piece of content to be WILD wild.
2023-10-05 07:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostRe: BJ post LISTEN I KNOW YOU WANT BOTH but I’m trying to do this IN A WAY THAT SCALES WELL. You know? I think if I can get a hit POV it might do the trick but I’m not sure honestly 😭 Luckily I have LOTS of friends in the business who are willing to give me advice and help me plan content. I haven’t even begun to roll out any of these plans but I hope we can all just have some chaotic demonic hail satan tell your momma you love her fun before I hire someone to tell me that I can’t post stuff. Do you guys remember the surprised pikachu meme? Did you see that anti smoking commercial with the lady who has the hole in her throat? well I replaced pikachu’s mouth with the lady’s hole and I sent it to my WORST friend. We’re talking reformed GGer but BEGRUDGINGLY He told me I wasn’t allowed to post it :/ Which is the right call but :/ Maybe I’m just too innovative for these oppressive times. Xoxo
2023-10-05 21:50:54 +0000 UTC View PostFuck it. I can’t keep up with the OF messages about Snapchat. The username is karikeone I’m only leaving this up for 24 hours LOL
2023-10-06 00:13:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I love this stupid photo. Good morning!!
2023-10-06 21:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostSo Snapchat is DEFINITELY bugging due to the volume of requests. Post your usernames here or on my “last off day” post and I’ll get those all added as soon as I’m out of the shower Because you’ll want those shower snaps 🥰
2023-10-07 22:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post
A gift for my early risers ♥️ I won’t be releasing this photoset but it made a super cute lil screenshot ~ I hope you have a wonderful start to your Sunday & I’ll be working super hard to get caught up & get this launch set up for Monday. I’ll be releasing 2 new free photos and a bundle o’ goofy sexy spooky tiddies n booties. For fun. Halloween stuff makes me happy so I got kinda carried away LOL Are you ready? Is there anything special I can do for Monday to make it extra special?
2023-10-08 09:57:46 +0000 UTC View Post
bein cute. idk might go compel some sailors to dash their ships upon the rocky shore what cheers you up?
2023-10-12 13:57:31 +0000 UTC View Postfree will blows. give me a leash or a cult leader.
2023-10-12 14:37:39 +0000 UTC View PostAdding everyone on snap while I finish my ramen 🥰 the username is karikeone — sometimes you can find me and sometimes you can’t 😭😭
2023-10-13 00:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostNo date tonight, time for work 🥰 I just don’t have it in me. Are you guys okay with me responding to your messages with voice messages? It’s a little easier and hands free for me :) but if folks don’t want voice responses feel free to let me know!
2023-10-13 02:29:08 +0000 UTC View Post
feeling pouty ;( haven’t been getting my way lately and really need a firm hand to take some of the pressure off of my high intensity life 😭♥️
2023-10-13 08:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post
the booty is tiny but I’m workin on it :D regret to inform that I have freckles on my butt 😔
2023-10-13 18:48:11 +0000 UTC View Post
