There was always a shark, and we’ve all already been in the midst of jumping it, and it’s not even a real shark. It’s a bad puppet shark from an italian jaws knock off, and it was used in 5 other movies, all unrelated. You get the point.
2020-10-09 03:31:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You could take me home to your mother, but I’m a little more than that...
2020-10-08 02:14:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The vocabulary word of the day is: “Ameristan”
2020-10-07 05:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Who needs a clever caption when you’re this captivating?
2020-10-06 04:39:12 +0000 UTC View PostDid I mention that I’m hyper flexible? 😏
2020-10-05 17:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
F L E X my muscles and attitude... and dirty bathroom. Somebody come clean this mess. It's embarrassing.
2020-10-02 02:55:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This thing is more a lot more fun than I initially thought 😏
2020-09-30 01:57:15 +0000 UTC View PostMake a date with me and find out why private is so fun 😘
2020-09-28 05:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Выставьте пенисы товарищу Сталину!
2020-09-26 17:21:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You see, Comrade, we do SQUATS
2020-09-23 19:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Marx and Lenin are waiting on a train platform. When the train arrives, they board, and Marx immediately seats himself in first class. Lenin looks at him and asks "What are you doing, comrade?! Everything should be fair in communism! " That's when Marx turns to Lenin and says:
2020-09-22 19:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
"You see Comrade, in MY communism, everyone rides first class!"
2020-09-21 19:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
A glorious Soviet example, yes?
2020-09-20 18:26:54 +0000 UTC View PostLol any asmr and feeders out there?
2020-09-19 22:54:20 +0000 UTC View Post
When these flags arrived I just HAD to take some photos right then. I'm planning a much more involved shoot later 😘
2020-09-18 15:29:45 +0000 UTC View PostA little something from some upcoming content. I don't know how to use Final Cut, yet, and this is taking a while - lol
2020-09-13 14:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes things arrive in the mail and they do not have notes. Thank you 💕💕
2020-09-11 00:47:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone have any big plans this evening? 😏
2020-09-08 14:36:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t have anything clever to say, but my ass is now 38” around 😘🍑
2020-09-06 22:25:32 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been a tad quiet because I’ve been busy 😘 Here’s a video bit I shot that I’m releasing elsewhere soon!
2020-09-03 19:35:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The rumors have always been true 😘
2020-08-28 21:26:35 +0000 UTC View Post
THIS IS HOW YOU SPOIL A GIRL 😍😍 THANK YOU! Also, enjoy some no makeup real-ness
2020-08-26 16:46:13 +0000 UTC View Post
