How to Get A Monster Dick: Day 004
1. Warm Up: 3 minute hot rag warm up. Tightly tuck the hot rag around your dick to ensure that the heat can pernitrate the soft tissue. Using your finger place it in the middle of your shaft and bend your dick upwards, that way it stretches the tissue at the bottom. Then place your finger on the bottom half of your dick and bend it downwards, to stretch the top tissue. Then place your finger on the right side of your dick and bend it to the right to stretch the left tissue and then repeat on the opposite side.
NOTE: This warm up routine is vital when it comes working on length routines because when increasing length, being malleable and warm is key to success. The warm up technique for length and girth can vastly differ and that's because the goals are also different.
2. Rotational Stretch: Lightly griping under your glans and lightly stretching your dick in a forwards direction. Rotate your dick very slowly in a circular motion, a full rotation should take no less than ten seconds.
NOTE: You are not twisting your dick. You're rotating it in a circular motion and you should feel the stretch throughout your shaft and not at the base of your dick. If you feel it at the base you're pulling way to hard. Remember PE, especially when it comes to stretching. Is a gradual process and there should be ZERO force used when doing it.
3. Directional Jelq x25: Slowly do five jelqs with your dick curving to the right, then five jelqs to the left, five jelqs going upwards, five going downwards, and five regular jelqs.
4. Warm up: Hot rag for two minutes
5. Jelq x25: Single handed slow jelqs
6. Hot rag warm up: Do a directional stretch with a hot rag. While the hot rag is on gently stretch your dick to the right and hold it for ten seconds, then to the left and hold it for ten seconds. Then outwards (point straight) and hold it for ten seconds. With your finger, place it long ways in the middle of your dick and stretch your dick upwards so that it GENTLY bends upwards and hold it for ten seconds, then repeat the opposite way point your dick downwards.
UPDATE 1/24/21 (BLOG):
Apologies for the delay in content fellas, until the day comes where I can make Onlyfans a full career, my job is working me hard. So I mostly work and sleep, just to be tired and then go back to work the next morning. Oh, the joys of adulthood. Anyway, I will be working on How to Get A Monster Dick, days three and four. And then, we will be moving on to a few more length routines before hitting girth. After that, we will go over the overall size routines, then pumping routines, and finally combining everything. But, so far, it's a matter of taking things one step at a time and getting out content as quickly as I can. As a disclaimer, I do NOT recommend you do these routines back to back like I'm about to do. In fact, even though I'm more of an expert when it comes to PE, I too will be taking a week off.
Always feel free to message me, I will answer them as soon as I can.
How To Get A Monster Dick Day: 003
1. Hot rag warm-up ( 3 minutes): While performing this routine warm-up, place your other finger at the midpoint of your dick. For example, put your finger on the right side of your dick at the center of your shaft, then bend your dick to the right side towards your finger. This will allow the tissue on the opposite side of your dick to stretch. Hold that position for twenty seconds. Then repeat this process on the left side of your dick, the top, and the bottom.
* The purpose of this warm-up routine is to stretch all of the hard tissue making your dick more elastic and more comfortable to manipulate. *
2. 25 Directional Jelqs: This is a 5x5x5x5x5 technique where you will slowly jelq five times in a certain direction. 5 jelqs to the right / 5 jelqs to the left / 5 jelqs in an upwards direction / 5 jelqs in a downwards direction / 5 straight jelqs.
* This will mimic the hot rag routine because it's more focused on stretching the tissue in different directions allowing for more flexibility and obtaining length. *
3. Hot rag warm up (2 minutes): For this warm-up, tightly wrap your dick in the hot rag and perform as many slow Kegels as you can. You don't need to be erect for this, but if you do get an erection maintain it and keep kegeling. Once the hot rag is done, if you still are erect, continue with another warm up until your full erection subsides.
4. (REPEAT) 25 Directional Jelqs: This is a 5x5x5x5x5 technique where you will slowly jelq five times in a specific direction. 5 jelqs to the right / 5 jelqs to the left / 5 jelqs in an upwards direction / 5 jelqs in a downwards direction / 5 straight jelqs.
* This will mimic the hot rag routine because it's more focused on stretching the tissue in different directions allowing for more flexibility and obtaining length. *
5. Hot rag warm-up ( 2min): There's nothing special about this warm-up, merely using a hot rag to warm up.
6. 25 Uli Hold Jelqs: Using one hand, make the "OK" shape around the base of your dick and firmly (NOT SQUEEZING) that position and with the other hand perform a regular slow jelq from those fingers to below your glans. Remember to release pressure once the glans is reached so that you don't create to much pressure.
7. (REPEAT) Hot rag warm-up (2 minutes): For this warm-up, tightly wrap your dick in the hot rag and perform as many slow Kegels as you can. You don't need to be erect for this, but if you do get an erection maintain it and keep kegeling. Once the hot rag is done, if you still are erect, continue with another warm up until your full erection subsides.
8. 30 Split Directional Jelqs:
10 Upward jelqs: When performing this, your dick should be pointing upwards towards your stomach when performing jelq. You should feel the flow of the jelq through your dick and not from your pelvic area. If you feel this that means you're tugging instead of doing a proper jelq, so less you will need to 'pull' less hard.
5 Jelqs: To the right
5 Jelqs: To the left
10 Downwards Jelqs: When performing this, your dick should be pointing towards the floor. You should feel a flow going throughout your dick and, once again, no pulling sensation through your pelvic area. If you think that you once again are 'pulling' too hard.
9. Hot rag: Two minutes cool down while performing Kegels.
How to Get A Monster Dick: Day 004
1. Warm Up: 3-minute hot rag warm up. Tightly tuck the hot rag around your dick to ensure that the heat can pernitrate the soft tissue. Using your finger, place it in the middle of your shaft and bend your dick upwards; that way, it stretches the tissue at the bottom. Then put your finger on the bottom half of your dick and bend it downwards to stretch the top tissue. Then place your finger on the right side of your dick and bend it to the right to stretch the left tissue and then repeat on the opposite side.
NOTE: This warm up routine is vital when it comes working on length routines because when increasing length, being malleable and warm is key to success. The warm up technique for length and girth can vastly differ and that's because the goals are also different.
2. Rotational Stretch: Lightly griping under your glans and lightly stretching your dick in a forwards direction. Rotate your dick very slowly in a circular motion, a full rotation should take no less than ten seconds.
NOTE: You are not twisting your dick. You're rotating it in a circular motion and you should feel the stretch throughout your shaft and not at the base of your dick. If you feel it at the base you're pulling way to hard. Remember PE, especially when it comes to stretching. Is a gradual process and there should be ZERO force used when doing it.
3. Directional Jelq x25: Slowly do five jelqs with your dick curving to the right, then five jelqs to the left, five jelqs going upwards, five going downwards, and five regular jelqs.
4. Warm-up: Hot rag for two minutes
5. Jelq x25: Single-handed slow jelqs
6. Hot rag warm-up: Do a directional stretch with a hot rag. While the hot rag is on, gently stretch your dick to the right and hold it for ten seconds, then to the left and hold it for ten seconds. Then outwards (point straight) and hold it for ten seconds. With your finger, place it long ways in the middle of your dick and stretch your dick upwards so that it GENTLY bends upwards and hold it for ten seconds, then repeat the opposite waypoint your dick downwards.
What other content besides PE do you want me to post? I've had people ask me to record and document my weightlifting and weight loss. Is that something you're interested in?
900 Kegel and Edging Challenge:
Pills are bullshit when it comes to lasting longer in bed. But levels and edging are the most powerful thing you can do when you want a stronger erection. And when it comes to holding back the big splooge so that you can continue to satisfy your partner until you're ready to cum.
Kegels help to strengthen the PC muscle, also known as Pelvic floor or pubococcygeus muscles): muscles that support your bladder and rectum and helps control your urine flow. It's the best, and in my opinion, it's the only way to "pump" your dick up without the use of supplements such as L-Arginine.
Edging will teach you how to hold back and calm yourself down. In fact being too excited when you're about to have sex can contribute to premature ejaculation. But when combing the two together it allows you to get bigger and harder erections. While at the same time gaining the ability to maintain your cool and last longer.
Update 2-1-21: Pumping
Alright, guys, we're going to be moving onto pumping, going over the basics, and understanding how to use one properly. Currently, I use the Size Matters pump from Flynt's Sexy Gifts. But I will also show you how to make one yourself. The important thing about using a pump is to know what size you need. But all of that will be covered. The pump will be a vital tool once everything is wrapped up in the end regarding combining everything that we've learened.
If you have any questions, always feel free to ask!
UPDATE: Alright guys, you asked for it, and you shall receive it! I just bought the Bathmate HydroMax 9 today because Bathmate has a 30% discount for Valentine's Day. The reason why I got the 9 is that each Bathmate's sie is different, and the number indicates your size when erect. So a nine-inch one should be more than accommodating for my size even after I lose weight.
I want to break down the materials that are used so that we can determine if it's quality is worth the price. Then I will give my most honest review of it, and I will include anything that I don't like. Bathmate will not sponsor my thinking, and I have no affiliation with them.
Once my Onlyfans reaches twenty followers, I will be giving one away, so please share my page!
Hopefully, I'm not too tired when I go to work at 4 am in a few hours. If I'm up to it, I will be testing out and giving my first impressions of the Bathmate.
Three types of Kegels and How to Utilize Them (2-5-21) BLOG:
Hey, kings, did you know there are three different types of Kegels that you can do? And that they target various aspects of PE.
How to do Kegels, and what do they help you with?
Kegels are a great way and, in my opinion, are the best way to help with your erection quality and prevent premature ejaculation. The reason being is that when you're doing a kegel, you're flexing your PC muscle. This muscle is located behind your balls and in between your butt. And this muscle is potent when it comes to your sexual health and growing in terms of doing PE. The best way to find your PC muscle is to use the rest-room, try and stop the urine flow. If it stops, then you've found the muscle. Now, as a quick disclaimer, do not stop your urine flow often because it puts stress on your bladder.
Regular Kegels: A regular kegel is done without an erection, and it mainly focuses on your PC muscle. When doing a regular Kegel, you can do them comfortably while you're driving, at the office, or in any other calm setting where you're sitting. Just be aware that an erection can result from kegeling, so you best make sure that if that happens, it won't result in embarrassment. When it comes to a Regular Kegel, I like to do them at a faster pace compared to the other Kegels. For example, when I flex my PC muscle and relax it, I do it at a quicker counting pace. I do this until I've reached one hundred Kegels, and then I rest for a few moments, and then I do another hundred. Within a day, I do a minimum of five hundred. At first, that can seem like a lot, but once you've built a healthy muscle, that will be way too easy to complete in less than two hours.
This form of kegeling from my experience has made my PC muscle bigger due to a pumping effect. It seems similar to the type of pump you can experience at the gym when your muscles look and feel enlarged.
Erect Kegels: These Kegels are great for building harder and longer-lasting erections. They also help by "pumping" the chambers in your dick, which can over time, help with girth as you expand. I also like to do erect Kegels when using a vacuum pump because it encourages more significant expansion while pumping. When doing an erect kegel, I could go at a much slower rate to ensure that my dick gets as engored as it can, and it creates a tighter squeeze on my PC muscle. Over time I've noticed that this has allowed me to stay hard after ejaculation or even when I'm exhausted from sexual activity. I have had moments after my second or third round of sex that my dick is still hard, or it's still hard enough for continued penetration even if I don't feel like continuing to have sex. When counting, I use the "one Mississippi, two, Mississippi" method.
Edging and Kegels: This form of kegeling is my ultimate favorite because it tests your ability to keep challenging and hold back before you reach the "point of no return." When I do these types of Kegels, I like to watch my favorite porn video, the kind of video we all have when you want a quick rub out before bed. This ensures that I'm as aroused as possible. Edging means that you're stimulating yourself as if you're masturbating. And when I edge, I like to do it as slow as I possibly can at first for maybe four hundred Kegels. Then after four hundred, I quicken the pace as if I'm having vigorous sex. When I feel myself reaching the "point of no return," I stop edging and continue to kegel. When I first started edging and kegeling, I sometimes would cum even when I stopped stimulating myself. But when I implemented the other forms of kegeling before adding edging to it. I was able to hold back much easier, and I can maintain an erection minutes past ejaculation. And on top of that, my "recovery" time between sex has drastically reduced, allowing me to get hard and get back under the covers again with the misses.
When kegeling, I count extremely slow to allow the fullest "pump" possible. (1...2...3...4). Over time this will enable you to keep going once you've ejaculated, even it was premature. I won't lie, there have been a few times where I was a bit too excited, and I came early. But luckily, I was able not to skip a beat and keep going as if nothing has happened.
As a side note to doing these kegel methods: I'm not sure if it's related or not, but there have been a few times where after I've cu I feel a bit too sensitive to keep going. It could be the fact that my wife likes for me to wear a vibrating dick ring for her pleasure when we have sex. Or something else, I'm not sure.
Also, while this has not happened to me, there is a chance you could overdo your kegel routines, and your PC muscle can 'lock up.' Meaning that the muscle gets too tight, similar to a leg cramp. It will go down once you've relaxed. But I have yet to experience something like this; within two hours I have done almost 2,000 Kegels that rotated between erect, non-erect, and edging.
Bathmate Hydromax 9 (2-5-21) BLOG:
Why I chose the HydroMax9:
We've all seen and heard the hype behind the HydroMax pump series, whether it's being talked about on a forum or some guy on Pornhub. And this piqued my interest because the concept behind the HydroMax makes perfect sense. I always preach to you guys that staying warm is key to growth, preventing injury, and allowing for more significant expansion. Especially when you're using a vacuum pump, but I have a few problems with the pump.
The Size: The number on the pump model indicates the size of your erection, and since the numbers increase by odd increments of; 7,9 and 11. I figured since I'm a bit over eight inches erect, the nine-inch pump would be sufficient. But from my initial use, the pump seems to be way too big to allow proper use. But this seems to be due to the pump's bellows, which is the accordion-like rubber.
Regarding the pump's bellows, I'm not sure if mine is defective because they're way too stiff. So stiff that while using the pump, I got a cramp from trying to use it because it required so much force to get it to compress. Don't let that deter you from testing it yourself because I feel that over time the rubber will become softer. And that will make the pump much easier to use. I find it funny that the bellows are so long that it makes me look small inside the pump until it's compressed.
The Pump Cylinder: In my opinion, the cylinder's circumference is a bit much. Granted, the pump's cubic space is also taken up by water, which, when that water is expelled it creates the vacuum. But I feel that if the pump were a little bit smaller girth wise, it would be easier to manage and handle. When you're using it in the shower, the water makes the cylinder a bit slick, making it hard to manage. If they were to include small groves on the cylinder for your fingers to fit on, I feel that it would make it easier to handle.
Also, once the water is added to the cylinder, it makes it rather heavy. The plastic of the cylinder feels pretty damn strong, but I feel like after a few drops when you're standing in the shower could spell disaster. The chamfer is the rubber insert with a plastic tubing that goes back into the pump after the water is added. I found it easier to use the pump with that removed because it l made it too difficult to get the even proper motion when the bellows were engaged.
If you don't compress the bellows entirely, it will cause the valve mechanism to lock, and the water will not fully expel. But that's a simple fix of just reopening the valve and continuing.
Potential Injury: When I was able to get proper compression the suction of the HydroMax was pretty damn impressive. It was better than I ever expected, but I see this as a potential problem. The reason being is that I would like a PSI reading of exactly how much vacuum is being created. This would make it easy to over pump and cause injury rather quickly if you were to get carried away.
My Final Thoughts:
So after reading all of that, the Bathmate appears not to be worth the money, right? Well, not exactly! I see this pump as a possible learning curve that I will have to overcome and master. The concept behind the pump makes total sense, and I can honestly see this being a game-changer when I combine it with my current routines. I will look at a few tutorials to ensure that somehow I didn't mess it up when I was using it. But the directions seem very straight forward, and the operating concept is straightforward, almost full proof. My only issue is that I think if my bellows were softer and easier to use, my first experience would have been better.
All in all, I hope to master this pump because I think it will become a fantastic tool for girth growth. I will keep you all updated, of course!
Bathmate Review Day Two (2-6-21):
This morning I did ten minutes with hot water and two minutes of massage and rested between sessions. I still find that the bellows are too stiff when using the pump, but it's rather amusing to see how quickly it pumps you up. And I also enjoy the distortion it causes when you pump because it makes your dick look like it's ten inches around.
But in all seriousness, I will be giving the Bathmate a 14-day trial every single day, and I will be keeping you all up to date. Using hot water with this pump feels fantastic, and it allows for easy and rapid expansion. When you're using an air pump, you have to increase the psi slowly, or else you will cause fluid build-up. And possibly too much stress on your dick if you're not properly warmed up and if you don't keep that warmth consistent.
This simple reason is why I'm not giving up on the Bathmate quite yet. I can see this being a great tool, but first, it needs to prove itself.
Bathmate review day 3 (2-7-21):
I've contacted Bathmate in hopes of seeing if they can send me a new one due to the super stiff bellows. But until I get a reply I will continue to use it. And starting Monda7 (2-8-21) I will be posting daily before and after pictures!
"How Long Will It Take?" (Blog):
"How long will it take?" It is the most common question I get, and it's to the point that I've been copying and pasting m response. But here's the thing, this will never be a quick thing, and anyone who promises you otherwise is full of shit. Think of PE the same way you would think about losing weight or gaining muscle. It takes time, everyone is different, and everyone's body responds differently.
It also depends on; your recovery, routine type, proper warm up and, of course, safety. PE should be treated with the mindset that every time you do it, you're getting closer and closer to your goal. If you only go to the gym once a week, but you get a Big Mac every day, then don't complain you weren't beach body ready when summer comes around. It's the same concept!
And my thing is. Does it matter if it takes a week, month, or even a year for you to accomplish your goal? I know for a fact that compared to when I first started recording videos to now, there is a difference in my weight and my size. It's been a slow process, but there has been progress.
So from now on, my question to people who ask me, "how long will it take?" Will be, "how much time are you willing to give it?" I guess this blog was more of a rant than anything else, but it needed to be said. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
It's Time to Work on Girth! (2-10-21):
Note: In this routine, a pump will be used, but it won't be needed if you don't have one, but a good majority of my followers appear to have one. If you do not have one, I highly recommend that you get one with a pressure gauge to be safe and accurate with your pumping.
1. Hot Rag Warm Up with Stretches (2 min): Use a hot rag to heat the tissue of your dick. Keep it warm for two minutes. After the warm-up, make an "okay" grip under your glans and gently stretch your dick and hold it for 15 seconds.
(NOTE): You are not pulling your dick; you're stretching it, there should be no discomfort, and you should feel the lite stretch throughout your shaft and not the base of your dick)
After doing the stretch, apply the hot rag again for three minutes.
2. Milking The Pump (5 min): Slowly pump to five psi and keep that pressure for no longer than five minutes. When you've achieved the five psi, begin jelqing the pump from base to a little past the length of your penis inside the pump.
(NOTE): This may seem weird to do, but the purpose of it is to allow fresh oxygen to move past the flange of your pump. And for 'old' oxygen to escape. If, for whatever reason, you lose pressure while doing this. You might need to cut down any pubic hair because it's getting in the way of creating a proper seal.)
2. Uli Hold Jelq (25x): With one hand, make an 'ok' grip around the base of your dick and gently hold it there. This will act almost like a soft dick ring. And do twenty-five slow jelqs.
(NOTE): When jelqing after using the pump, your dick should feel thick and full; you will feel that throughout the routine. Be sure to not over pump because it can be tempting with this feeling, and I've done it.)
3. Hot Rag Warm Up with Kegels (2 min): Two-minute hot rag warm-up. While doing the warm-up slowly, kegel, try to complete a minimum of forty Kegels for each minute.
NOTE): Doing this will allow your dick to stay pumped up and this and it will keep pushing pressure into your dick to maintain the "pump" effect.
4. Milking the Pump with Kegels (4 min): Just like before, pump your dick to five psi and hold the pressure there. Once again, 'milk' the pump to allow fresh oxygen into the pump. And while you're milking the pump, try and complete a minimum of forty Kegels per minute.
5. Uli Hold Jelq (25x): With one hand, make an 'ok' grip around the base of your dick and gently hold it there. This will act almost like a soft dick ring. And do twenty-five slow jelqs.
6. Erect Kegels with Edging: Challenge time! Get hard, turn on your favorite porn video and begin edging but...DO...NOT...CUM. While edging, perform as many Kegels as you can within a minute. Do this for a minimum of two minutes as long as you do not cum. If you feel the urge starting to build up, I want you to stop and write down your time somewhere that's easily accessible. This will be your tracker to help build up your stamina so you can see your progress.
"What's Edging?"
Edging is simply a way for you to build up stamina by keeping yourself calm while jerking off. But the entire point of edging is for ejaculation control and learning how to keep yourself calm during sex mentally. Give it a try!
I always get asked about my growth and progress when it comes to PE. And I feel that words don't do it justice in comparison to what you see visually. This is why I bought these dildo makers so that there's no longer any question about how much I achieved. My only issue is that I need to lose weight first before I can use them.
Why, you might ask? Because I want to be as transparent as I can when it comes to showing you all this journey. And I don't want it to seem like weight loss was my only factor of success in PE. That way, when I compare the dildos' overtime. It shows actual progress.
Note for 2-14-21: I will be posting the video for HTGAMD: Day 005 and writing the blog for Day:006 before I go to work at 4 pm. With that being said, see you all tomorrow, Kingz!
UPDATE (3/5/21): Regarding my Twitter post, I haven't given up on PE. For a while, it's just been hard getting off of work at 2 am, not being able to sleep until four or five am. Then sleeping until an hour or two until I have to go back to work. I will still write out the routines and such and then make videos when I have the chance. I just had a schedule change that has me working better hours. At the same time, it will be 60 hours a week. I don't have an issue with waking up at 2 am because I'm an 'early bird' type. And my off days are Monday and Wednesday. And I believe the latest I get off work now will be 9 pm. Once I get my new schedule in black and white, that should give me a better idea.
I've thought about making videos in advance, but even though I'm more seasoned when it comes to PE, you never want to overdo it. I will keep you all updated!
My "Issue" With Getting Bigger (3/10/21):
I've decided to go really 'hardcore' when it comes to the keto diet and doing OMAD, which stands for one meal a day. Reason being is that when I started this journey I was a whopping three hundred and sixty pounds of pure McDonald's beef. And while I do enjoy working out, I know good and damn well this isn't all muscle by any means.
But one issue that I've come across is that the smaller I get, the bigger my dick gets. Or so it appears. One secret tip to getting a bigger penis is to lose weight, because doing such does a few things for you. One, it reoves the fat accumulation around your dick which makes more of it 'come out of hiding.' Two, losing belly fat lowers the estrogen levels in men and boosts testosterone, the better your natural testosterone, the better your flow and erection quality. Which can make you bigger because you're 'unlocking' a higher amount of circulation.
How this relates to me is that once I've lost as much weight as I can, and hopefully the accumulation will be gone. I want to use those Clone A Willy kits so that I can get the most accurate measurment as possible. My biggest fear is being 'called out' or to seem misleading to anyone due to my size after weight loss. There is a lot of skeptisim around PE, which is a good thing because I want you all to challenge everything you see.
For example, I did a lite pump and jelq routine and in this video I am a relaxing and limp. I will be posting that routine as well. I'm giving myself six months to lose sixty pounds so I will be posting my naturally gained results for every ten pounds I lose.
I wanted to make a quick post about this because it's something that's been on my mind.
Mini Routine - Jelqing and Pumping Session (3/10/21):
1. 5 Min Pump: Using the Bathmate with hot water, I did a lite pumping session of six full pumps and rested inside of the pump for five minutes.
2. Two minute rest with a hot rag.
3. 25 Jelqs (two minute rest) 25 uli hold jelqs.
4. 5 Min Pump with the Bathmate.
Note: I used the Bathmate Hydromax 9 in this routine, but that is not needed as long as you keep your pump warm. This post has zero affiliation with the Bathmate's products or company. In fact I need to buy a different one because this one doesn't work that well for me.
Sometimes if I want to really push the limits of my wife I will do this routine before sex, with either an air pump or the Bathmate. That way I get a quick girth increase when I use the dick ring.
Curve Correction (3-14-21):
I had a question pop up on my Discord about correcting a curve. And one thing that I found helpful with my PE adventures was to jelq in the opposite direction of said curve. There can be different types of curves, but my curve seemed to have a 'pinch' in it.
And overtime, of me doing PE it slowly began to correct itself.
Increasing Girth Without A Pump (3-16-21):
1. Hot Rag Warm Up with Kegels: For this warm-up, perform as many Kegels as you can in four minutes while doing a hot rag warm-up. This will not only keep the tissue limber but will also help with the expansion of your shaft. I found that my girth gains during the session were more noticeable when I did this rather than doing a regular warm-up.
2. Uli Hold Jelq & Regular Jelq (5x5x5x5x5): After your hot rag warm-up, you will start with a uli hold jelq by gripping the base of your shaft with one hand and jelqing with the other for five strokes. And then you will alternate to doing a regular jelq. By alternating to a regular jelq, this will allow for a fresh flow of oxygen. Alternate between the two five times per set until you have completed twenty-five total reps.
Example: 5 Uli Hold Jelqs, 5 Regular Jelqs, 5 Uli Hold Jelqs, 5 Regular Jelqs, etc.
3. Hot Rag Warm Up With Kegels: (4 minutes)
4. Repeat the Uli Hold Jelqs and Regular Jelq Routine.
Note: Repeat this routine until you've completed seventy-five total jelqs. If you have a clamp device or a dick ring that is NOT too tight. Wear that for a few minutes without exceeding ten minutes. If not performing a Uli Hold for the same amount of time should have the same effect. While performing PE, that targets girth is do-able without a pump. In my opinion, a penis pump amps up the routine.
FAQ: @everyone
1. How big where you when you started?
A: I was 6.75 inches and I'm almost 7.75 - 8 inches now when fully erect
2. How many times should I jelq?
A: From my personal experience I recommend no more than three times a week with a minimum of one day of rest in between. For example; Monday (PE), Tuesday (rest), Wednesday (PE), Thursday (rest), Friday (PE), Saturday (rest). Sometimes on my extra day off I will do a lite pumping session. With that being said if you're following my new content the PE sessions will change. For example instead of just jelqing there will be a mixture of jelqing, pumping and other types of techniques mixed into it.
3. Do you have any routines?
A: My old content that's posted on my Pornhub will work just fine. I still recommend following the PE and rest schedule as I stated in number two.
4. Should I do PE on a routine bases or a time length?
A: Routine is always the best way to do it. I personally injured myself when I first started doing PE years ago because I thought that the longer I jelqed. Then that should mean the bigger and faster my results will be. That's also why I preach so damn much about warming up and milking your penis and not tugging. I learned the hard way, or should I say the limp and floppy way that took weeks to heal.
5. Why don't you upload that much?
A: My new job is in transportation so my schedule isn't your typical nine to five with weekends off and it changes often. One schedule I can work mornings with weekends off, the next I could work nights with Monday and Thursday off. Another example is that I got home around 11:45 pm, I ate a lite snack because of my headache and it's 12:21 am for me as you're reading this. I can run off of 6 hours but I prefer to sleep in more due to the mental sharpness I need to have while I'm at work. I current'y have six hours and thirty eight minutes until I have to be up for work, dressed, eat something and hit the road.
Gettingbigger9 — Today at 12:41 AM
FAQ: (continued)
5. Why don't you upload much? (Continued)
A: Now don't think reading that means I find doing this to be a burden when in fact I'm more frustrated that I can't do PE as much as I want to. Besides using my Bathmate sparingly I don't do PE if the camera isn't rolling. I don't want to pop up on camera and be bigger out of the blue because I feel that's cheating. Now I will admit that I do need to put my best foot forward and get this shit done because my goal is to stuff my wife with my dick like she's a Thanksgiving turkey. And I can't do that while making excuses all the time about why I can't do PE.
6. Are you a doctor? What makes you qualified to teach PE?
A: No I am not a medical professional, nor should what I post be taken as medical advice. I do hope to work with a urologist while doing PE to show that it works or to discover that I'm wrong in some way. The only thing that makes me qualified is that I've tried, failed, and tried again with better results. I'm some dude on the internet that enjoys PE, and I enjoy meeting other people and chatting. I encourage people to be skeptical and questioning my methods because I'm always learning and other PE guys have taught me so much as well. Always talk to a medical professional, while I sometimes feel that they will always tell you to stay away. Because why do free PE, when they can sell you a multi thousand dollar surgery? But that's a conversation for a different day.
7. Why do you always talk about losing weight?
A: One to become healthier, I wasn't always fat and I want to get back to that body. Also, because the more weight I lost the bigger my dick is and I don't want my weight loss to appear as if they're PE gains. Plus I'm two years overdue of reaching my body goals that I had set for myself and my failure is no ones fault but my own.
I will post more FAQ, it's almost 1 am for me and I need to get to bed.
Bathmate & Split Jelqing Routine Blast (3-22-21):
Note: For this routine, I used the Bathmate 7, which is a downgrade size-wise from the Hydromax9 that I have. The reason for that is because having a smaller and correctly fitting pump will allow my dick to take up more space in the pump, which will also allow me to have a better session because my dick will respond better to the pressure that's being used. I have no affiliation with Bathmate or any of their products in any fashion. But I'm trying to change that in hopes of being able to give you all a discount. And to do free raffles of the Bathmate for you all to win.
1. Bathmate (5min): Use hot water, or water that is hot enough for you to handle without an issue. Get a good pump going, which is around five or six pumps. Stay in the tube for five minutes.
2. Uli / Regular Jelq (50): For this, I alternated between doing a regular jelq for five reps. And a Uli Hold Jelq for five reps. This allowed me to get fresh oxygen flow while temporarily making a dick ring with my hand.
3. Bathmate (5min): Repeat number one, but this time remain in the pump for six minutes.
4. Uli / Jelq (50): This time, instead of alternating between doing a Uli Hold and a regular Jelq in repetitions of five. Do 25 regular jelqs and then 25 Uli Hold Jelqs.
5. Bathmate (5min)
6. Uli Hold Jelqs (25): I feel that ending the session with a Uli Hold Jelq allows you to memic as if you're jelqing with a dick ring on.
This routine is very simple, and I feel that it can be done easily since the Bathmate keeps you warm, loose, and malleable throughout the sessions. As you can see, I got so big during the session that I could barely fit in my pants.
I have more experience with pumps and PE, so always use caution and if needed. Try one session of the Bathmate and 50 jelqs and see how you feel after that. Remember, doing more doesn't mean you will grow faster, pace yourself.
BLOG - Don't Fall For The Illusion Of Porn (3-23-21):
There she is, sitting there, her face in awe as she holds this throbbing piece of meat in her small hands. Her fingertips can wave at each other because they can't connect due to his sheer girth, she feels him throbbing in her hands and her face is full of desire. She moans her mouth stretches over this girth, she feels his dick pushing out her jaw as she tries to get as much as she can into her throat. She finally quits, his penis is too large for her small mouth, she's convinced that she's done nothing more than making him more excited, and even though she could barely take him. His thick meat appears to be even bigger now as he watches her worship his meat, she compares it to her forearm and it's just as big, if not bigger. She looks at the cameraman as she tries to cram the head of his huge dick into her, he's stretching her wider and wider. She moans in pleasure, the moans become screams of erotic ecstasy as she feels him filling her. She tells him, "oh fuck you're too big." He bends down towards her ear, she feels him pushing deeper inside of her, just when she thinks he's far enough he keeps going. He gets closer to her ear and whispers, " I'm only halfway in."
I wanted to flex my writing skills a little bit because we've all seen a porn video that was exactly like this. Some guy whips out a dick that looks like it's fatter than a can of Bang Energy and longer than a ruler. The girl freaks out and acts like it's the best thing she's ever seen. And so on, and so forth. Porn and PE can be a slippery slope, especially when you're comparing yourself to the person that you're watching. And you're judging her reaction based on your own experiences or lack thereof with a sexual partner.
PE should be something you want to do for your own pleasure and amusement, not something that you think that you have to do. There's a huge difference between the two phrases; 'want to do', and 'have to do'. When you want to do something you find it fun, it's stress-free, self-fulfilling, and you don't mind taking your time to complete the tasks at hand no matter how long it takes. PE should be seen as nothing more than a realistic goal to achieve a certain look, size, or even feeling. I do PE because I enjoy watching my dick grow, feeling its thickness, and the feeling of it being heavy after a good session. And the cherry on top of all of that is I get to watch and feel my wife struggle to take my dick. She's already tight, to begin with, in fact, if we don't have sex at least one time in a two-week period. We have to use so much lube just to even get things started. But that's how she's always been no matter how big her ex's were. Now, many of you read that and thought that was a humblebrag, and it's far from it in fact.
It's very easy to take my experience and growth and discard everything because I see some guy in the locker room that makes me look like I have a tictac for a dick. And you know what? There's some other guy that makes him look like a pinky finger in comparison. And the cycle repeats itself until you get to the guy that's so big that he literally has a medical birth defect that makes sex basically impossible for him. My point is, stop comparing yourself to other people. Whether that's dick size, house size, their car, or their bank account. My fellow Americans will know that most citizens of this country have an average of $16,000 of miscellaneous credit card debt. They have a house they can barely afford and a luxury car that's worth sixty percent of what they bought it for last year with payments for eighty-four months. Comparing yourself to others will lead you on a journey of misery very quickly because guess what? Someone is always going to be bigger, thicker, faster, stronger, richer, better looking, and smarter than you. That's life, it's human competition, and it's how things are supposed to be. The person on top isn't looking down on the people below him. He's looking down at the people who are climbing up his mountain to take his place.
When you compare yourself to others, no matter what you achieve will be good enough for you. That's when you go from, 'wanting to do PE' to feeling like you 'have to do PE,' and that's a dangerous mindset. It makes you impatient, impractical, and it can make you obsessed with it which will result in a toxic mindset. I like to talk about the gym and bodybuilders all the time because they're the perfect analogy for PE. We've all seen some stacked beefcake that looks like he inhales steroids and exhales pure testosterone bench pressing five hundred pounds as if it's a sack of potatoes. You become fixated on this beastly man, you might try and ignore him, but when he's walking around the gym you still notice him. The same thing applies to porn. Believe it or not, that very person that made your jaw drop to the floor might look in the mirror and see a weakling whose shoulders could use some work. Meanwhile, you're looking at him like he's fallen from the heavens of Olympus.
Your sexual partner(s) will be the best determining factor to your size. Trust me, they notice your gains well before you do because they're feeling them. If you feel that PE is something you have to do, then you need to take a step back and relax. There is nothing wrong with wanting to achieve a higher level of self-improvement or success. But know your limits, set realistic goals, and make sure you're doing PE for yourself. And not because a few porn videos told you that ten inches are what makes you a real man. I can guarantee you that men are the only ones that truly give a shit with what number their dick lines up to next to a ruler. Do you know what ten inches will get you during sex? Unless it's anal it's not going to fit, especially with a woman. Smack her cerviix a few times and I bet you she will make you put less in as sex continues on.
Ask yourself why you set your goal to the numeric value you've given it. If it's because you feel it would be cool and fun to whip out a seven incher, then great let's work on that. If it's because you feel like that's the only size you can be at to be happy, then it's time for some self revaluation. Just my two cents.
HTGAMD: Bathmate 02
Note: Here is video two of the Bathmate! Even though Bathmate says that you can use the pump on a daily basis. This may be true because if you're following their directions of five-minute sets with proper cool-down periods and with hot water. I don't see why that can't be done. However, even though I'm not new to pumping, I'm still new to using the Bathmate and until I get more comfortable with it I still will do my routine every other day. Especially since I add jelqing to my routines and other PE methods, the goal is to NOT cause penile exhaustion. That will make you more susceptible to injury and it won't make you grow any faster.
Tomorrow I will be using the Bathmate again but on Monday (April 5th) I will be doing targeted girth routines that don't involve the use of a pump. I feel that way it will be even for those of you who don't have one.
