Helium balloons and beastly nose busting animals
Helium balloons and beastly nose busting animals
2022-04-23 03:12:13 +0000 UTC View PostHelium balloons and beastly nose busting animals
2022-04-23 03:12:13 +0000 UTC View PostOff to celebrate my step grandfathers 80th birthday! πππ
2022-04-22 21:57:38 +0000 UTC View PostImma take a shower. How bout you join meπ
2022-04-22 19:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostCornhole season can now commence!
2022-04-22 12:07:36 +0000 UTC View PostDay 22: Happy Earth Day!πππ if you have a private backyard, go outside for a wank. Or the very least open up a window and get some fresh air
2022-04-22 04:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostI found a baby lady bug on me yesterday π
I took em outside in an empty ramen noodle bag
Day 21: chronically awkward
Juno decided to break the rules and come upstairs, whereβs sheβs not allowed to be π I had to redirect her before starting up again
No joke- I just saw this on The Weather Channel app
2022-04-21 02:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostRoommate came home from work and made me a meal in honor of my stoner holiday π¨ π¬
He sincerely asks on occasion if I talk about having an in home cook. Last time he asked was 2-3 days ago. He commented that ppl would kill to take my spot. I came back with the retort it would save them the trouble. Iβm cheeky even when Iβm not showing off my cheeks.
When do I feel the most self conscious?
FANS- right answers get 5% off your next month π
CREATORS- right answers get likes π
Iβll bake a creampie while making a creampie π
2022-04-20 21:51:24 +0000 UTC View PostHappy 420 on 420!
This is the background of my Lock Screen. I think I should sell my flower photography lol
A rare siting- Peaches wearing makeup
Is it weird I occasionally talk about myself in 3rd person?
ππππDay 20: HAPPY 4/20!!!!ππππ
2022-04-20 04:05:16 +0000 UTC View PostContinued work on my dress and customs are my line up today. Order customs lives sexting etc, going on a business trip next weekend and I need the money to buy things π π
2022-04-19 12:23:10 +0000 UTC View PostMorning! The moon was still up this morning πβοΈ
2022-04-19 12:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostDay 19: I forgot to put a rain coat on my phone. I really should be more careful with the cracked screen
and good god do I have a bubble butt
Day 18: My angle is right as rain π§
2022-04-18 04:07:11 +0000 UTC View PostMy dms are empty, gonna crawl into pjs, get myself a bowl of coffee ice cream and curl up for the night π₯±π΄
Hope everyone had a good Easter!
I was having a hard time pushing the stop button π€¦ββοΈ
2022-04-17 18:46:44 +0000 UTC View PostIm going on a work trip in two weekends! (last weekend of April) Its a 6hr bus trip from here to there and 2 nights at a hotel.
Buy customs from me this week so I have money to buy stuffs to use ππ or just send me money and say have a great time! Iβm not really sure what to expect except expecting to have fun!
Day 17: Jesus isnβt the only one rising for the occasion ππ
Fun fact- former Christian turned full blown Atheist. Doesnβt stop me from wanting all the chocolate ππ«
Lol one THO π guess Iβm only half horny
2022-04-16 18:32:15 +0000 UTC View PostDay 16: expect a light shower for the forecast this evening
Iβm fkn dying watching this video, turn the sound on. It sounds like rain hitting the roof. I have a thin plastic sheet/film (repurposed) covering my phoneβs screen. I learned my lesson during a live, donβt cum directly on the phone screen bc it will disrupt the recording.
The sunlight feels so good on my soft lips
2022-04-15 17:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post